Jordan Hoffman

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For 487 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jordan Hoffman's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 Summer of Soul (...Or, When the Revolution Could Not Be Televised)
Lowest review score: 0 Charlie Countryman
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 48 out of 487
487 movie reviews
    • 42 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    For young people looking for something to do besides doomscrolling, you could do far worse. For those old enough to have seen the first one in theaters, this'll be a decent one to stream later in the year.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    The actual plot of this movie is confusing and idiotic (I really had no idea what the main baddie was trying to accomplish), but luckily, this is not an obstacle to having fun.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    Prepare for more gruesome kills, more gross-outs, more insight into how a society might actually look a generation after an unfathomable event. These movies are clearly infectious.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    For flash and rumble, F1 doesn't have an equal this summer. Roll down the windows and enjoy the ride.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    Straw is not exactly subtle, but the emotions are so raw and the performances are so earnest that you’ve really got to have a heart of stone not to care for these people.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    Somehow, The Final Reckoning is 170 minutes, but, like Tom Cruise running across Westminster Bridge, it zooms. Even the acres of baffling dialogue are delivered swiftly.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    Formulaic, dare-I-say-sappy movies, when done right, can be really good, and Nonnas is one such example.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    A lot of what works in the movie does so due to the talent of the performers. There aren't a lot of jokes or killer lines in this, but little bits of business that Pugh and Russell, in particular, make work. Harbour's loud, boorish Russian bear is funny at first, but alas, gets tiresome in a short amount of time.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    The ludicrousness on display here is enormous.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    G20
    If you do not find yourself hootin’ and hollerin’ at Viola Davis — excuse me, President Viola Davis — packing automatic weapons, tossing grenades, and charging into a helicopter, well, your loyalty to good, idiotic fun might be questioned.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    That the specific task at hand in Warfare is so vague is a good reminder that though this happened 20 years ago, there are people right now who have been ordered to enforce political will with violence, and this savagery will likely repeat for all time.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    Jared Hess, co-creator of Napoleon Dynamite and a string of other small oddball pictures, brings a fresh perspective to what could have been a lumbering IP-pallooza movie.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    All of the action is shot cleanly, and I could always tell where everyone was in relation to one another during the setpieces — which may not sound like much of a win, but if you think that, you clearly haven't watched too many direct-to-streaming movies. If you want something done efficiently, hire a union man.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    It's got the thrills, it's got the creepy-crawlies, and it's got just enough plot to make you care about the characters. Alien: Romulus is a hell of a night out at the movies.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    I'd place it more alongside the enjoyable The Visit or Split, and, indeed, there are some story commonalities with both. It is, however, masterfully shot, with great use of wide angles, cropped frames, and a sense of foreboding inside and around the concert venue.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    What’s most impressive is how Perkins collects his simple component parts and somehow transforms this into such an unnerving film. Longlegs is definitely a step above the others.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    There's a ton of technobabble that you have to take on faith, but Jones and Powell do more than sell it; they make it compelling.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    As with the others in the series, this is not an upbeat picture, but it is effective and unsettling without being too gory.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    Julia Louis-Dreyfus, a treasure as always, basically plays it straight and is terrific.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    Though Nicholas Hoult is charming as he struggles to find inner strength, Renfield lives or dies by Nic Cage camping it up. And he delivers.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    The entire picture exudes the wide-eyed (some might say immature) wonderment found around slobbering beasts and magic spells. No, you absolutely do not need to know a thing about D&D to like this. But if you have a familiarity with the Forgotten Realms, the 1980s D&D cartoon show, or if you’re just a Led Zeppelin fan, there’s something here for you. Otherwise, there’s too much going on to ever feel left out.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    And while it is enjoyable and has many great moments, it doesn’t quite come together with polish.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    For his third feature, Cronenberg the Younger doesn’t ape his father’s style so much as he expands upon it. With Infinity Pool, in comparison to Cronenberg the Elder’s good-but-not-great Crimes Of The Future, you could even say he’s perfecting it.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    If you buy a ticket for this one, just know there’s no First Class option. But with moderate expectations, you’ll still get to your destination.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    While witnessing the physical act of love on screen can sometimes transcend into something with great depth, this is, sorry to say, not one of those cases. It’s just a lot of huffing and puffing.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    It is extremely clever and deeply moving, and winningly gets at the essence of Goldin’s current and past work, without straining too hard to ape her style.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    You don’t need to be a fan of the accordion-toting Yankovic to get some enjoyment and laughs out of the gleefully absurd Weird, but it sure wouldn’t hurt either.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    It asks more questions than it answers, and doesn’t let anybody off the hook. It’s also a great movie for anyone who grew up in New York City area in 1980, with the right needle drops and art direction. This is James Gray’s eighth feature and, in the end, his simplest. It may also be his best.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    Amsterdam is not a great movie by any shakes, although it looks terrific and all of the performances . . . are energetic, entertaining, and enjoyable.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    Prince-Bythewood, whose Beyond The Lights is one of the most overlooked movies of the last decade, has created a vision of historical Africa that has truly never been seen in a mainstream American movie. For that alone, she deserves a crown.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    If there’s a message at all in Moonage Daydream, it is secondary to the experiential nature of the movie. That’s hardly a knock. One goes to a concert to be thrilled, not necessarily to gather life lessons. Leave that sort of thing for the other, lesser documentaries.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    The first feature from Owen Kline, Funny Pages is not a dramatic masterpiece, but its setting, tone, look, feel, and casting would send real comic book geeks off doing cartwheels—if only we possessed the coordination. Instead, it will have to suffice to sit there, mouths open with the typical drool, thinking “I feel seen.”
    • 88 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    The imagery runs backward and forward, gets freeze-framed, goes through different filters, and is blown up, reduced, diced, and re-assembled like playing cards. But director Bianca Stigter fully commits to this formalist dare—and it pays off tremendously.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    Even on the couch, with the ability to hit pause, it reaches heights (ha!) of quintessential B-movie greatness, causing exactly the kind of discomfort that elicits verbal rebukes.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    Movies like Resurrection are terrific because they blur the line between how you’d act in reality and what’s appropriate for a film.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s the film’s mercurial nature, its hazy dreamlike logic, that makes it so extraordinary.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    The look (and sound) of Murina are mesmerizing.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    Flux Gourmet is very much a “not for everyone” type of movie, but even people unwilling or unable to connect with it must recognize that it isn’t simply weird for weirdnesses sake. Beyond the obvious theme of the artist’s eternal struggle with those who offer patronage only to start shortening the leash, there’s a frank look at just how strange it is for people to come together to make art in the first place.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s little about it that is realistic, but it has points to make about the real world.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    There’s nothing about this film that is uplifting, but Davies’ handling of the material is so exquisite that the overbearing melancholy becomes, in the end, a work of poetry.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    Nothing about it makes a lick of sense, but there’s a surreal flow to it all that, in the moment, carries you from scene to scene.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 83 Jordan Hoffman
    Forbes’ film is a fine tribute to him, and a fascinating glimpse at a different, but not distant, past.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    Men
    To put it in a way the kids do: Men is vibes.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 67 Jordan Hoffman
    While this is hardly Exhibit A in any catalogue of feminist films, it is very much told through the young woman exploring romantic possibility, rather than spotlighting her.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    An essentially plotless but engaging and enriching recollection of childhood steeped in warmth, grace, honesty, and crystalline specificity.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    The Lost City is a big studio release playing in theaters, and for any kind of “date night,” it is a solid base hit. But should you find yourself on an airplane a few months from now and this is a viewing option, that’s when it becomes a home run. It’s not a knock to admit we all desire comforting movies in uncomfortable situations.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Jordan Hoffman
    The film, which uses the gimmick of jumping between parallel universes to explore, essentially, how to be your best self, is awash in zany sci fi culs-du-sac, sly movie references, and a deranged high fructose attitude that scoffs at the idea of everything but the kitchen sink. The Daniels want infinite kitchen sinks.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    Old
    Shyamalan teases out new information in just the right doses, remembering all the while that this is, at its core, a B-picture. It isn’t gory, but it’s gross, and the camera knows just how much to show to keep us dialed in.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This is a film that loves its subjects and only someone with a biological revulsion to catchy pop or grand rock theatrics will dislike the film.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    The lack of awareness of this event is another tragic example of black history being ignored. Only this time the record survived, and now we all get to share in it.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    American Utopia is an outstanding collaboration between two essential artists; I can’t believe there’s anyone alive who won’t be moved by this document. Byrne’s career is a testament to never resting on one’s laurels, to always searching for creative expansion—but more than anything, American Utopia proves how electrifying he still is as a performer. Same as it ever was.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    The varied ingredients blend together well.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 75 Jordan Hoffman
    On the Record itself is a thorough and self-aware film.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    The movie snaps together like a jigsaw puzzle, a series of concluding beats that seem inevitable and perfect, and designed to please all parties, so long as you don’t dwell on the logic too much.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    This is a gift to cinephiles everywhere from deep in the cellar and we’re all lucky to get a sip.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Knock Down The House is far more effective when it is about the people and the process, not landing quips.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 85 Jordan Hoffman
    This is a fast and lean film, an absolute workout for its outstanding cast and a devilish roller coaster ride for audiences. It’s funny, disturbing, cringeworthy, nerve-wracking and, for some, will feel a little too realistic.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    The Oslo Diaries is a striking document, mixing never-before-seen footage shot by the negotiators themselves and current reflections from participants, including the final interview of former Israeli president Shimon Peres.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    Only a monster would begrudge Aronsohn for putting this all together. It doesn’t hurt that Magic Music really do have some chops.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    Form and content collide in inspiring ways in this documentary about Milford Graves — avant-garde jazz percussionist, educator, gardener, martial artist, and cardiovascular researcher. Milford Graves Full Mantis is a jazz movie in every sense of the word.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    The Cakemaker is more of a petit four than a belly bomb, but it’s striking in its particularity.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    The location photography does much of the film’s heavy lifting, especially visits to Mount Kilimanjaro and Mulanje’s Sapitwa Peak. (The rumor is that a young J.R.R. Tolkien visited there, and Barbosa leans into this a bit for the big finish.) The star of the show, however, is the dialogue between cultures.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Adrift doesn’t have quite the existential gut-punch of JC Chandor’s similar All Is Lost or the recent Cannes debut , but what it lacks in the department of pure howling cinema, it makes up for with the emotion of its central relationship.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    In the most reductive way, it is another mafia story. But as with their previous film, it is the specificity that counts, and while certain genre tendencies prevent the narrative from truly unmooring, hardly a scene goes by without something fundamentally familiar being rendered in a unique fashion.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Either you are one of the devoted or you’re not. You won’t know what camp you’re in until you see it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    Hazanavicius is one of our weirder directors. His schtick is to parrot other styles, either with his parody Bond films (the two OSS 117 movies) or The Artist. But Le Redoutable is his best work, I think, and not just because I’m fond of the French New Wave.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 65 Jordan Hoffman
    The first half of Pacific Rim Uprising is about as fun as a trip to the dentist. The second half, however, is a dizzying and delightful foray into enjoyable pandemonium. It’s like the laughing gas really kicks in.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Jason Clarke is strong as the weak senator, and he wisely goes easy on replicating the unmistakable Massachusetts accent.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 69 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s hard to find compliments for Jamie Dornan beyond “very athletic”—but from start to finish, one can’t give Johnson enough credit for making these asinine movies work as well as they do.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This isn’t a particularly chancy film, unless the decision to go old school is considered such. It is still, however, quite good.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    While there are some solid nuggets of deep-cut easter eggs for hardcore fans, what is so extraordinary about The Last Jedi is that this is the first post-Lucas Star Wars film that feels free to dance to its own beat.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    There are issues of trust between the two men. It’s unclear who is exploiting whom—and impossible to know what is being recreated for the camera and what is being captured “live.” This is all to the betterment of Voyeur, which, it isn’t too much of a spoiler to say, ultimately concludes that Mr. Talese and Mr. Foos aren’t all that different from one another.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Jordan Hoffman
    Thelma is an example of a wonderful type of fantasy/sci-fi film, the sort of movie that both clearly deals in allegory and is still effective on its surface. But as the stranger aspects of its story tease out, the film manages not to get lost in the reeds of its own mythos. It finds strength in ellipses.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This is an extremely watchable and enjoyable film, but its compression of historical events does become a tad silly.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It isn’t nearly as deep as it thinks it is, but it is marvellously entertaining.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    This immersive, richly detailed snapshot of hoarders undergoing a mandated apartment cleaning is equal parts horror film and existential howl.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    Ex Libris rolls out like a collection of short films.... It’s like watching Wiseman skip along through the stacks of all accumulated human knowledge.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This is an urgent, deep soak in the current refugee crisis.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    There are a lot of twists and turns in the plot, but not all of them are satisfying. What does work are the performances, specifically Cooke and the richly sympathetic character she creates.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It’s all wonderfully preposterous, but also endearing and gratifying.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    This movie will spark debate, even with an end title card that reminds audiences of the concept of dramatic license. But as a movie, and not a court document, it is extraordinary.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Jordan Hoffman
    The key word in the title is My. Bertrand Tavernier’s three-hours-and-change film-essay is not a history lesson. It’s an invitation to take the seat next to a renowned director as he shares the movies that mean something to him.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Jarecki uses Elvis Presley’s career and influence to help us make sense of fame, power, corruption, self-destructive behaviour and pretty much all the other ills of the world.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    If there’s a message in Visages, Villages (both to us, and from Varda to her young friend) is that one does not need to be a tortured and nasty person to make great art. She is living and still-working proof.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    This light and predictable movie, with its overwhelming box office success, still offers tremendous insight into day-to-day Israeli society.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    If you are going to see one outlandish and occasionally nauseating bloodbath samurai pic this year, this is the one.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    While minimal on plot, the film digs in its nails on the day-to-day struggles of poor people in America.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    If Burden has any fault, it’s that it is overly straight, but perhaps for a subject with which it is so difficult to relate, that is necessary.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    We can debate if Burn Your Maps merely fetishises a different culture or holds it in true reverence, but I’d like to give it the benefit of the doubt. If nothing else, the performances are terrific all around.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Song to Song is, once you root around for a story, the best of a recent trilogy.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    It's very funny at times, but it isn't a comedy. It is that very rare of beasts: a new and original motion picture.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    Directors and activists Sabaah Folayan and Damon Davis’s outstanding and incendiary documentary about Ferguson does a tremendous end run around mainstream news outlets and the agenda-driven narratives that emerge, particularly on television.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    A hundred well-placed plot breadcrumbs lead us to our perfect ending, but apart from scriptwriting craft Rees gets in some bravura scenes of high tension.
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    Call Me By Your Name is a masterful work because of the specificity of its details.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Not all is explained in A Ghost Story, but enough is there for vibrant discussion to break out the minute the credits rolled.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    These were two women who reached a state of balance thanks to an almost aggressive honesty.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Even if Aisholpan’s training – which includes hoodwinking, responding to calls, dragging dead foxes and other hallmarks of falconry – is for the camera, it doesn’t make it any less extraordinary. Especially in this remarkable environment, captured in breathtakingly crisp digital video.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 Jordan Hoffman
    It is a striking work of storytelling. By assembling the scattered images and historical clips suggested by Baldwin’s writing, I Am Not Your Negro is a cinematic séance, and one of the best movies about the civil rights era ever made.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    Much will be said about Gray’s cinematic craft (as is often the case when a director works with cinematographer Darius Khondji) but beneath the slow roll down the river pierced by arrows from unseen, defensive natives, there’s a fascinating, mercurial screenplay that offers just enough to keep you journeying for more insight.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jordan Hoffman
    For all of Mills’s cinematic tricks, he’s emerging as a great realist film-maker.

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