Johnny Oleksinski

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For 682 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Johnny Oleksinski's Scores

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  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Avatar: The Way of Water
Lowest review score: 0 Gotti
Score distribution:
682 movie reviews
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The will to live is missing from Netflix’s not-quite-sequel Bird Box Barcelona, and so is our will to watch.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Seven movies and 26 years on, Ethan Hunt’s mission is more satisfying than ever.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Like in "Crystal Skull,” director James Mangold’s movie aims to merge Indy’s earthy supernatural framework with science fiction, to mixed results. The love-it-or-loathe-it ending is a real doozy.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    A solidly entertaining if predictable time-travel film that boasts something most DC movies sorely lack: a strong lead performance.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The love story is nice, but Ember and Wade’s relationship also goes from zero to 60 awfully fast. There have been many a romance told inside of two hours, but these guys’ instant gushiness is awkward and doesn’t ring true — even for CGI blobs.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    The seventh movie in the franchise, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts, is a predictable return to rock-em-sock-em stupidity with nothing to add except Michelle Yeoh as a talking aluminum falcon.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Johnny Oleksinski
    Directors Joaquim Dos Santos, Kemp Powers and Justin K. Thompson and writers Phil Lord, Christopher Miller and David Callaham web-swing to such high heights by treating Miles Morales, our Spidey, as a complicated and hormonal New York teen who love-hates his parents and not just another cog in a franchise.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    Really, though, it is just another tiresome and impenetrably brooding Gerard Butler movie in which no event seems to matter any more than the next one — and grimaces are mistaken for drama.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Despite real actors, CGI and brand-new material, “Mermaid” is the studio’s latest flesh-and-blood cash grab that’s more lifeless than far better two-dimensional painted drawings.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 0 Johnny Oleksinski
    Miraculously, this clunker is worse than the original in every respect, but zero is as low as we can go. Like the original, “Spring Awakening” easily ranks among the worst movies of the year.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Don’t expect a single novel element here — everything is recycled from the junkyard.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s a “Dumb and Glummer” of a sequel that confuses the worst punchlines ever for Prosecco fizz, when the groaner jokes go down like lukewarm vodka.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Although lacking the gravitas and moral conundrums of Facebook-centric “The Social Network,” Johnson’s dweebish film turns every one of these tech breakthroughs into a stirring victory worthy of “We Are The Champions.”
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The utopia-via-laboratory aspects of “Vol. 3” resemble “Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan” — only it’s the Wrath of Gunn. This chilling paperweight clocks in at 2 hours and 30 minutes, making it the fourth longest Marvel film so far. And it’s wildly self-indulgent.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The gory-as-hell movie is as campy and fun as any chapter in producer Sam Raimi’s four-decade-old horror series. But trapping kids in an apartment — as opposed to college-age friends in a cabin — raises the stakes and brings on legitimate scares. And some hearty laughs, too.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The duo’s journey is gripping, but long stretches elsewhere in the film drag and it feels much longer than two hours.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Crowe — knowingly, I think — clowns around from start to finish. Even if the horror doesn’t have you screaming, his Italian accent will.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Cage is amusing though, and exemplifies the old stage wisdom “if you’re having fun, they’re having fun.” However, that’s the biggest problem for Renfield: Whenever Cage leaves the frame, which is often, we immediately stop having fun — as if Dracula commanded us to.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    For all its detailed worlds, like the Mushroom Kingdom and Jungle Kingdom, the Nintendo film is just another soulless ploy to sell us merchandise that doesn’t bother to disguise its creativity-starved greed. Mostly the movie comes off like a video game we’re unable to play.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 100 Johnny Oleksinski
    Air
    Be you a fan of basketball or basket weaving, Air will snugly fit the tastes of just about anybody.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    Netflix has padded its catalog of cinematic background noise some more with Murder Mystery 2, the instantly forgettable sequel to its rancid whodunit comedy starring Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler as married crime solvers.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Honor Among Thieves is a useful reminder of something that’s been forgotten in the age of dense film universes and ultra-violent action films: Light-hearted adventure movies like “The Princess Bride” remain the perfect vehicle for humor, romance, fights and special effects. When done properly, as Dungeons & Dragons is, they give audiences a full-bodied experience that’s hard not to like.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Four tremendous films and nine years into the adrenaline-fueled, Reeves-led action series, director Chad Stahelski has yet to let his franchise noticeably dip in quality.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 0 Johnny Oleksinski
    With sub-par material, Levi pretending to be a kid and naively shouting and pouting has turned grating.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 38 Johnny Oleksinski
    That’s the worst thing about these new Scream films — they couldn’t spook a kitten. They’re much more concerned with so-so jokes and overly geeky observations about the horror genre. Yes, Scream always commented on other scary movies, but never so obnoxiously and repetitively as now.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Lazily bopping around to exotic locales in France, Turkey and Qatar, it’s a generic collage of mega-yachts, luxe hotels, fancy parties, disguised identities and tame fights that add up to a big nothing.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Brilliant star Michael B. Jordan does double-duty in “III,” returning to play Adonis Creed and directing a film for the first time — the man is a champ at both athletics and aesthetics.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 88 Johnny Oleksinski
    Impressively, however, director Elizabeth Banks keeps the powder gags fresh throughout, as the mammal maims her way through a Southern forest preserve. The movie about blow never blows.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 25 Johnny Oleksinski
    There are some surprisingly attractive shots in director Rhys Frake-Waterfield’s low-budget film — honey drips from Winnie’s mouth in a sadistic “Silence of the Lambs” way — and the acting is committed rather than arch (even if the dialogue is lousy-to-inaudible). Yet it is impossible to recommend to the average horror fan in search of a good movie.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Sorry to Raid on your parade, “Ant-Man” fans, but the third chapter is a pile of dirt.

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