Johnny Oleksinski

Select another critic »
For 683 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Johnny Oleksinski's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Avatar: The Way of Water
Lowest review score: 0 Gotti
Score distribution:
683 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Here, Ginsburg is just an idea, a symbol — a meme.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Too bad “Ballerina” drops the ball. Despite being led by an actress who once took on the role of Marilyn Monroe, it’s a much less attractive movie — downright ugly sometimes.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The Tomorrow War, in trying to become the new Independence Day (this release date is not arbitrary), throws Alien, The Terminator and A Quiet Place in a blender. And, like that gross kale smoothie you made once, the result is gray goop.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    That idea was fun once, maybe even twice, but by the fifth outing the formula has given way to preachiness and predictability.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Scott Thomas sounds like she’s about to pull out a shiv and knife her new boss right then and there. The actress is so good, you wish she could reprise the role in a better film that actually deserves her.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Director Greg Berlanti’s romantic comedy, which imagines that Richard Nixon’s administration really did film a fake, backup moon landing in 1969, is a mystifying misfire all along the way from initial concept to end credits.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The whole movie is indistinguishable rubble.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The Protégé should’ve been a home run for director Martin Campbell, who did brilliantly with Casino Royale, Daniel Craig’s first James Bond film. He brought seriousness to the old franchise without sacrificing its charm or decadence. Instead, we get old clichés.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    There is also something a bit off about CGI that makes these behemoths appear less sturdy and imposing. Oddly enough, the most gravitas comes from Hall’s all-business scientist.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s far from terrible and a pleasure to look at. But, perhaps inevitably, after such a raging success, Bong’s latest movie is a disappointment.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Updates are fine for some stories. Not this one, though. Moving the action to a contemporary urban setting is akin to fitting a fairy with cement boots.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Firth, who can still be a heartthrob when he wants, douses the smoldering embers of old romance and turns Archibald completely tense and awkward. It’s a wise choice that makes his eventual transformation more poignant.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Anderson’s film is told via a prologue and three episodes that bring to life the quirky publication’s stories. They just barely engage the audience as we watch the director’s entire mobile phone contact list show up for about 15 seconds each.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Carell’s niche right now isn’t awkward anchormen, but parents going through hell. He makes a believable dad to the equally moving Chalamet, who writhes, screams and cries, but never showboats. The perfect pair is better than this movie.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Wright is relaxed and almost meditative as she takes in the beauty of the horizon, and her simple directing captures the majesty of nature.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Most of their scenes come off as low-stakes dueling stand-up routines, rather than a plot that builds.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Rambo: Last Blood features what’s easily the most violent movie scene of the year. It’s awesome.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The film’s worst offense is that it works way too hard for it to be a light watch.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    After some early thrills, director Baltasar Kormákur’s movie ceases to excite because the creature has no more surprises left. He just jumps through the window — again.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Writer-director Matthew Vaughn, who’s helmed all three, needs to either call it quits or hand over the reins to someone with some self-control. The formidable talent of Ralph Fiennes can lift his movie some, but the man’s not Hercules.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    This wannabe works oh so hard to be a contemporary detective noir, with its shadows, damsel in distress and brooding narration. But it never finds the suspense or sensuality of that genre.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Uncharted, you say? That’s a funny title for an action-adventure movie that doesn’t stray one inch from the well-trodden path of what came before it.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    You never believe Buck is the genuine article, so moments of danger and even cute mannerisms don’t land. Even the best-trained contestant at Westminster has some unpredictability.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Those confessionals can and should deliver an emotional wallop; however, Sara Colangelo’s direction isn’t skillful or nuanced enough to give the scenes power. The speeches from actors, such as Laura Benanti, about the worst day in all of these people’s lives feel too rehearsed and polished for us to believe them.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Sorry to Raid on your parade, “Ant-Man” fans, but the third chapter is a pile of dirt.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The core problem facing the rather annoying new movie “The Fall Guy” — starring Ryan Gosling as a professional daredevil — is that we can’t believe. Never for a second does the viewer buy that goofy Gosling is an in-demand stunt person who sets aside his ego for the betterment of a project.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The sleepy horror movie is an onslaught of spooky images that, while well-done, are watered down by sheer abundance. We stop being scared after the first 15 minutes because there is nothing new to see.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    Presence is a brisk 85 minutes, which is nice if you have dinner plans, but it also exposes limited storytelling ambitions. It’s a mid-season episode of TV. We don’t get to know much about the characters, and don’t care either way about their fate.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    There aren’t really game-changing shocks here so much as detours. Shyamalan takes what your non-serial-killer father might call the scenic route. The destination? Meh.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    If Wonder Park were a carnival attraction, it would be the merry-go-round. The animated movie has animals, relentless positivity and the most predictable journey ever. You must be no more than 4 feet tall to ride this one.

Top Trailers