Johnny Oleksinski

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For 682 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 53% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 6.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Johnny Oleksinski's Scores

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Average review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Avatar: The Way of Water
Lowest review score: 0 Gotti
Score distribution:
682 movie reviews
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    A taut thriller, The Good Liar keeps you guessing ’til its explosive end. Director Bill Condon’s film is based on the novel by Nicholas Searle, and builds much in the same way a book does. You gotta get through the first 30 pages to become fully absorbed.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The first film was set during the happiest time in human history: World War I. A tormented Wonder Woman took to the trenches and endured a solid hour of smoke and soot. Squint and you could maybe spot the main character. Wonder Woman 1984, by contrast, is visually dazzling with kaleidoscopic color and buoyant action sequences. The plot, thank Ares, is no longer so self-serious, even if it is a bit knotty.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Hollywood loves nothing more than a true-crime story about a serial killer, but a new movie directed by Anna Kendrick does a number on that familiar genre.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    For a change of pace, you leave the entertaining “Superman” not confused or clobbered, but feeling good.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    “Twelve Final Days” is a tender, mellow film that delves inside the head of a deeply enigmatic figure as he asks the relatable and terrifying question: “What’s next?”
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The movie is a good 40 minutes too long and momentum ceases to build a while before it finally ends. Still, when the director’s party is raging, you’ll wish you had an invite.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Their clashing on the court has steam heat. For well over 10 minutes, the electrifying finals match is re-created realistically and with unexpected suspense, even though we’ve known the result for 38 years.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The material, filled with peppy pop songs, is admittedly funnier than Murphy and his cast make it. Barry (played on Broadway by the brilliant Brooks Ashmanskas) was a riot onstage, but Corden’s bland performance is generically kind, fey and mostly joke-less. Someone like Nathan Lane would’ve made a meal of every line. That said, the story is more moving here than it was at the theater, which comes as a surprise.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The plot isn’t really, but who cares? Think of Bad Boys for Life as a Pennsylvania highway store: full of explosives and fun.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The Vast of Night goes cold-turkey on most of the elements that have come to define science-fiction in recent years. There are no explosions, car chases, superheroes, hot aliens or lack of self-respect here. Instead, it boldly goes where great sci-fi used to go.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Birds of Prey moves at a breakneck pace with a dry, totally unsentimental sense of humor, and it never gets caught up in cliched morals or weighty lessons.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The fun in Knives Out is watching an ensemble of super-serious actors getting to misbehave.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Although lacking the gravitas and moral conundrums of Facebook-centric “The Social Network,” Johnson’s dweebish film turns every one of these tech breakthroughs into a stirring victory worthy of “We Are The Champions.”
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Good on J.Lo for protecting the integrity of flighty rom-coms. Every movie need not be so serious and socially conscious.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    What director Tom McCarthy’s intriguing film — which is a tad overlong — deftly explores are the cultural barriers that prevent us from achieving basic goals, such as solving a murder, and connecting with people unlike ourselves. The story is a lot more nuanced than France vs. America.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    “Fallen Kingdom” is a more interesting, and less obvious, story than the usual Tyrannosaurus romps, which tend to be death-defying games of hide-and-seek.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The film seizes Lowery’s best skills as a director: his eye for innocence and nature (Pete’s Dragon) and how he uses slowness to deepen a story (The Old Man and the Gun).
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Those flight sequences — first suspenseful, then euphoric — take you back to the classic “Dumbo” as much as they do to classic Burton.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Darker and grimmer Act 2, though, by a hair, makes a meatier movie because characters aren’t as silly — the first flick was practically a pageant — and they are actually propelling toward a satisfying conclusion.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    When you make a film out of the greatest TV show of all time, there’s bound to be a hint of disappointment. What you’re getting here is a very enjoyable mob movie that can be appreciated by anybody, but will undoubtedly be preferred by Sopranos fans. The Godfather IV it ain’t.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Hanks and Zengel, a 12-year-old German actress, form a believable, loving bond.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    This British sci-fi thriller is like the violent offspring of “Black Mirror.”
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Here’s what’s smart about director Gavin O’Connor’s film: Although a lot of movies about addiction fixate on the agonizing and physically punishing withdrawal process, this one doesn’t.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Finally, on the series’ supposedly last outing, one of its films lives up to the ever-deepening talent of its leading man. Equalizer 3 adds nothing new to the thriller genre, true, but it wisely acknowledges what’s worked well before.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The movie is smartly paced, and Sprouse (“Riverdale”) and Richardson make for one of the more adorable pairs in recent films. You not only want what’s best for them, but believe it can actually happen.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The Outpost really is not a movie of wit or soaring inspirational speeches, but of no-holds-barred emotion. A story of young men in their 20s, with dreams and loved ones back home, who had the courage to risk it all for each other.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    While “Murder On The Orient Express” and “Death On The Nile” were hack-job excuses to force as many disparate and ghastly celebrities onscreen as possible, “Haunting” is an actual, surefooted film with strong performances and a luxurious-yet-frightful tone.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The supremely talented Florence Pugh has rapidly rebounded from the “Don’t Worry Darling” debacle with The Wonder, a creepy new Netflix drama that’s unusually strong for the streaming service. For once, it’s the characters who endure hardship — not the audience.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    OK, it’s no Frozen — a Let It Go only comes around once every couple of ice ages — but it’s nonetheless a heartfelt and joyful take on a good old dysfunctional family.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Tag
    One of the funniest films of the summer so far, it tells the story of five scruffy Peter Pans, who have been playing the same game of tag for 30 years. Sounds ridiculous, right? Well, the tale is (almost) all true.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Yes, it’s your typical Macguffin, with everybody chasing down a trinket, but a fairly creative one with a lot of good jokes. The comic-book-style action sequences also set co-directors Joel Crawford and Januel Mercado’s movie apart from the litter. The No. 1 reason to watch, though, is Banderas’ top-notch voice performance. If only more A-listers treated their animated film roles as more than a pet project.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    Writer-director Mary Bronstein’s absorbing psychological drama about a mother at her breaking point is two hours of mounting anxiety and nervousness.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The film is overstuffed with comedy material, though. There’s a time-period-appropriate gag for everything — the TV is just a hole in the wall that they watch birds through — and the jokes are nonstop. The best moments of animated films are often the most serene.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    What Yankovic and director and co-writer Eric Appel have done, brilliantly in spots, is parody Yankovic’s own life while sending up the whole biopic genre. In a messed-up way, the maneuver is kinda poetic. And so very funny.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    In a nice change from Seyfried’s 2008 turn as the ingénue, we want to befriend James’ Donna, not mute her. She’s as gorgeous as she is committed, as funny as she is emotionally true. A big talent.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s a lot better than the 1997 version, if equally as stupid.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Johnny Oleksinski
    The complex plot takes some time to get used to, especially if you’ve come to the theater expecting a story consistent with the simplicity of “The Shining.” If that was easy as pie, this is easy as Pi. But when it confidently hits its stride near the middle, Doctor Sleep is gripping.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Ma
    Ma is a much more enjoyable ride than the even more preposterous “Greta,” which got lost in undeserved self-seriousness.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    This movie’s got as many cliches as Madison’s got cheese curds. But script aside, Jackman and Hudson onstage are effervescent and, speaking as someone who’s never mounted a motorcycle, the songs rock.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s got something for everybody — toplessness, threesomes, dildos, ball gags, S&M and, of course, art-world satire.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Smooth as fresh asphalt, the film makes us pine for a pothole or two.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    What Werewolves Within aims to be is a Knives Out of the horror genre, with a wacky ensemble having a blast while they play enormous characters and follow clues. They do, and their antics are enjoyable for the most part. However, unlike the Daniel Craig mystery film, Werewolves can sometimes be overly spastic and annoying.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Watching “The Iron Claw” can feel like getting slammed with a metal folding chair over and over again. So bludgeoning are the true and tragic circumstances that befell the famous Von Erich wresting family during the 1980s and ’90s, which director Sean Durkin’s film depicts.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Even though you definitely don’t leave contemplating the narrative, the detailed and authentic ‘80s aesthetic conjures a spell.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The trouble here is the fizzling story. The viewer can’t help but feel the loss of Ross.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The undeniably sweet film, based on the wonderful West End musical, fixes some of the (much better) show’s flaws, but loses its humor and energy while it wallows in sadness.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Nostalgia is a prime factor, yes, but the story is legitimately engrossing this time, however recycled it may be, rather than a lazy stack of trumpeted entrances and exits and half-witty asides that marred the 2019 and 2022 films.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Butler’s pretty bad — not horrible — but the movie itself is quite watchable, if a lot bleaker than your average disaster flick.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The love story is nice, but Ember and Wade’s relationship also goes from zero to 60 awfully fast. There have been many a romance told inside of two hours, but these guys’ instant gushiness is awkward and doesn’t ring true — even for CGI blobs.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    What’s different from the previous entry is that humor here, despite a formulaic plot, is balanced with surprising dramatic heft.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Booster’s film, directed by Andrew Ahn, tries to do too many things at once. One side is the clever Austen adaptation, while the other is a sendup of the rom-com genre to the point of parody.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    What makes Sing 2 enjoyable are the tunes. And writer-director Garth Jennings assembles a characteristically quirky mixtape.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Dog
    [Tatum] lets his cuddly co-star shine and wrings out a few touching moments of his own, too.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Ninety percent of the movie is a very pleasant watch. All “My Old Ass” needed was a few more conversations with Elliott’s family and friends to provide more closure for her and the film.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    McQueen’s script at times reeks of obviousness, even as it nurtures understated and heartfelt performances from Ronan and Heffernan. We always know where the film is going, and it dutifully goes there. Visually, though, the work’s a stunner.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The duo’s journey is gripping, but long stretches elsewhere in the film drag and it feels much longer than two hours.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    As well-worn as it may be, Comer reliably freshens up every project she touches and makes otherwise cold scenes sizzle.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Although the film can be a tad unrelenting, it’s highly watchable.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    There are some zippy chase scenes and shootouts, and tension throughout. But the characters — especially the lethargic Affleck — make for more of a C-Team than an A-Team.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Absent of any edge or layered characters, Wonka is at its most enjoyable when you forget the novel and classic Gene Wilder film and strap in for routine pleasantness.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Del Toro has whipped up a monster that’s enjoyable enough to stare at, all right. And you’ve gotta admire his handiwork. What’s missing are what the Creature hungers for most of all — life and love.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Centering around a stoic woman who elbowed her way to the top of her field in a world of men in tweed suits, only for it all to be put at risk, the plot has heavy shades of 2022’s “Tar,” which is a much better movie.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    When a movie wades into the vast pool of World War II and Holocaust titles, the viewer expects a splash. One Life is, at best, a spritz. It delivers a lot of what we’ve already seen before, but on a less-than-cinematic scale. Yet spending some time with Hopkins and exploring a speck of light in one of the world’s darkest chapters is just satisfying enough.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Having written this script for themselves, Sharp and Jackson are a scream. Imagine if a vodka Redbull transformed into two human beings — that’s who they are.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    In attempting to dramatize their harrowing story in the film Thirteen Lives...the director doesn’t make quick, from-the-gut decisions the way that the intrepid team did. Instead, he takes a chill ride on the Lazy River.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Bugonia buzzes by, if sometimes nauseastingly, and is a huge improvement from Lanthimos’ episodic drivel last year.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    A useful aspect of watching the movie on streaming rather than onstage is you can turn on the subtitles to catch all of Minchin’s clever lyrics. Many of the quirky phrases, coming fast and furious, were muffled on Broadway and the score improved when I listened to the album later.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Pretty far-fetched even for a franchise about rare genetic mutations that allow people to read minds and shoot lasers with their eyes. It’s not bad, just crazy.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Blunt and Dornan’s chemistry eclipses anything the hunky actor ever managed with Dakota Johnson in “Fifty Shades of Grey.”
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Even after nearly three hours of sitting, I didn’t feel as though I’d gotten to know the characters very well.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Despite the lacking wrap-up, “Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes” is, like most of the “Hunger Games” films, a well-made dystopian yarn that’s better acted than it needs to be.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    What keeps “The Lost Bus” from going full PlayStation — or full Brosnan — is a pulsing performance from McConaughey as a flawed dad desperately trying to reach his ill son (played by McConaughey’s own offspring, Levi Alves McConaughey) while saving the sons and daughters of others.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    It Ends With Us is, despite its failings and indulgences, a highly emotional and absorbing couple of hours.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Things Heard & Seen is an adequate haunted-house film, to be sure, but it will certainly give you pause about that three-bedroom, three-bath listing in Kingston.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Heller’s enjoyable film is not the cringe fest you walk in expecting it to be, even if the premise will be a hairy leap for some moviegoers.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Off-screen, Oyelowo moves the camera elegantly, and he creates a few cool moments in the woods.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    What’s strangest about this almost-comedy, though, isn’t its mish-mash of unlikely genres, but the earnest approach to them. “Apocalypse” begins as a “High School Musical” look-alike with poppy group numbers in cafeterias and hallways. One song, “Hollywood Ending,” is a dead ringer for “Stick to the Status Quo.”
    • 84 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Does it tug the heartstrings? Absolutely. Is it funny? The funniest of the quartet, in fact thanks to a weird new character. But Pixar, like its former funder Apple, has conditioned audiences to expect more than a nice little movie. We want to be amazed — not subscribe to Apple TV+.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Really, “Small Player” is a great movie until it abruptly isn’t.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Writer-director Greg Jardin’s seductive — if occasionally difficult to follow — movie is a wicked spin on a familiar tale: a group of friends spending a dramatic drunken evening in a big, luxe house.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Although mostly routine, Pet Sematary is intermittently scary.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Lathan, who has had a long and fruitful career as an actress in TV shows like “The Affair,” does well in her first go as a director. She has just enough visual flair so as to not overwhelm the rich characters and vibrant place.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    While the film is best for fans of the cloth, non-Catholics, too, will gain insight into one of the most prominent leaders in the world.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    In short: Too Many Cooks plus too many minutes.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The Upside has a downside: We’ve seen it a million times before.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    It’s an intimate film that moves at the deliberate, careful pace of an excavation and, in so doing, uncovers a few gems along the way.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Here’s some perfectly mindless couch viewing.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Lohan and Curtis are the main attractions, since “Freakier” functions mostly as a nostalgia trip for 30-something ticket-buyers who can now legally enjoy a margarita. But while massaging millennials, the movie also has a good time slinging mud at Gen Z.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Private Life gives us an intrusive and often funny look into a couple’s struggle to conceive. If only director Tamara Jenkins’ dramedy stayed as grounded as its relatable premise.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    An Aquaman sequel is reportedly in the works. The series already has a strong leading man and a feel for an epic. The filmmakers just need to find the heart of their ocean.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The transition from the DreamWorks CGI version from 2010, one of the best family flicks in years, to real human actors is thankfully smoother and not as off-putting as most of Disney’s recent, pitiful princess efforts.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Without question, the follow-up isn’t as hilarious as the original. Who honestly expected it to be? And a good 20 minutes could have been trimmed. But “2” is warm and comfortable, features another untethered performance from Sandler that only he can give, and is less lazy than I feared.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Director Andy Goddard’s film is far too aware of its subject’s peculiarity, and every frame knows full well that something is a bit off.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Sometimes it’s refreshing when a movie is just an improper noun that delivers what it promises.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The so-so story aside, like the previous three movies and most of DreamWorks’ catalog, this iteration of “Panda” appealingly wears its heart on its paw. And that’s sufficient reason for families to choose it over a lot of other animated schlock out there.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    Scott and Balinska are capable, but bland. The actress who gets most in the oversize spirit of the occasion is Stewart, showing more personality and comic chops than she has before.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Johnny Oleksinski
    The studio’s latest likable musical is nicely animated, has nice characters and a few nice songs. At risk of repeating myself: It’s nice.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    “Pieces” becomes just like every other addiction film, relying on colorful addict characters and torture-porn scenes to arrive at a hopeful end.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    I’d rather put Baby Shark on repeat all day than spend another 90 minutes with this adult horse.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Johnny Oleksinski
    The promising satire then shifts to a typical thriller with bloody shoot-outs, druggings, tazings and a car dramatically plummeting off a cliff. That business wears thin fast. I Care a Lot is almost two separate films, and I much prefer the first one.

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