John Petrakis

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For 178 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 61% higher than the average critic
  • 5% same as the average critic
  • 34% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 3.7 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Petrakis' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 62
Highest review score: 100 Stone Reader
Lowest review score: 0 Car 54, Where Are You?
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 34 out of 178
178 movie reviews
    • 28 Metascore
    • 38 John Petrakis
    Contains too little of the original's campy spirit and too many whistles, bells, explosions and screams.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    The overriding sense one gets from this short but powerful film is awe.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    It is beautifully shot and the production design is first-rate. Another strong point is the presence of some excellent actors in small roles. Unfortunately, they all have to work opposite Van Damme, who keeps trying to be witty and smart, but still comes across as a bit of a lunk.
    • 95 Metascore
    • 100 John Petrakis
    More a triumph of tone and texture than of storytelling....But what makes Don't Look Now one of the creepiest movies of all time is the artful way director Roeg leads us around blind corners and down dark alleys (both literally and figuratively), straddling the line between reality and mysticism. [4 May 2001, p.4]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 36 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    Feels more like a music video than a serious look back at a time, a place and a very smart, funny and unconventional man.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 12 John Petrakis
    A disjointed and ugly film that has all the dramatic depth of a tractor pull. [06 June 1997, p.J]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    Absorbing in places, but considering the large and diverse pool the filmmakers had to draw from, it's a surprisingly repetitive and predictable collection of big-city sagas.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    The Dinner Game works thanks to some exceptionally strong acting, impeccable timing and rapid-fire delivery of many funny lines.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    Unstrung Heroes is an extremely moving and surprisingly funny love sonnet to family, tolerance and the joys of individuality.... One of the best films of the year. [15 Sep 1995]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 29 Metascore
    • 38 John Petrakis
    I can only hope that this film was a lot of fun to make. That way, someone will have enjoyed the experience.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    Breillat has long been fascinated with the idea that women are not allowed to go through puberty in private but instead seem to be on display for all to watch, a situation that has no parallel with boys. A Real Young Girl seems acutely aware of this paradox.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    Has an assured air, rich with scenes of affection, anger and reconciliation, along with moments of unfeigned humor.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 66 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    Pretty run-of-the-mill stuff. [20 December 1996, Friday, p.J]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 72 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    The beauty of The Ballad of Ramblin' Jack lies in its ability to transform itself into a sad tale of loss, regret and missed opportunities while it also remains a solid documentary about a once-influential artist seeking his place in the sun.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 82 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    One of those welcome visitors, a movie that turns out to be much more than we expected.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    This new version is quite faithful to Conrad's novel, not only in content but also in tone. [13 Dec 1996]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    Cats Don't Dance is a cinematic anomaly: an animated film that could have more appeal for adults than for children.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    If you are offended by jokes about sex, sex organs, sex, bodily functions, sex, the L.A. riots or sex, you should probably stay far away. But if you're up to the challenge, you should find Fear of a Black Hat to be a clever piece of work-a nasty satire with savvy and sass. [17 Jun 1994, p.J]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    It's not classic horror, but it'll do. [13 Jan 1995, p.18]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 29 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    The animation itself is just OK. And the reworked script, despite some funny one-liners, is pretty much there just to pull the story along to its inevitable conclusion. [19 March 1999, Friday, p. A]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 39 Metascore
    • 25 John Petrakis
    Junk food laced with testosterone.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    This is the debut feature for Columbia College graduate Gilio, and it shows great promise.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    There is much that is hilarious about this bleak house of horrors, based on the real-life traumas of writer-director George Huang. Most of the humor surfaces early--including a clever opening restaurant scene--as Buddy (Kevin Spacey, in a terrific performance) gives his new assistant, Guy (Frank Whaley), a harsh lesson in subjugation. [12 May 1995, p.H]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 27 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    Falls prey to the all-too-contemporary problem of complicating the tale until the ending is not only obvious, but prayed for between yawns. [9 February 1999, Tempo, p.2]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    Thinner has its meaty moments, but overall, it's Stephen King lite. Less taste, less filling, less fun.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    Overall, Wide Awake is a sound concept that fell considerably short of its goals. [27 Mar 1998, p.B]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 74 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    A fascinating study of sexual heat fueled by guns and ammo. [19 Oct 2001, p.C8]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 10 Metascore
    • 0 John Petrakis
    The film has none of the charm of the series.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    There aren't many surprises in Fire Down Below, except for the presence of a few very good actors (Harry Dean Stanton, Kris Kristofferson, Levon Helm) and a slew of country stars in cameo appearances (including Loretta Lynn's twin daughters and singer Randy Travis, who looks to have a future as a movie heavy). [8 Sept 1997, p.C2]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 10 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    A decent idea that never goes deep enough for genuine satisfaction.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    What is most impressive about Kurosawa's direction is how he uses the entire frame, complete with expository background action, to fill in the story blanks. His eagerness to suggest, rather than declare, marks him as a director with confidence to spare.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    A cinematic treat, thanks to the well-defined supporting characters, the flawless attention to detail and a performance by the great Roshan Seth - one of the most underrated actors of his generation - which is just about perfect.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 24 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    So laden with forced plot twists that it will never be able to recover.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    When the final twist has been turned and the last corpse has hit the ground, it is a film that could have been twice as good if it had been half as complicated.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 John Petrakis
    Shane is one of those movies that I revisit at least once a year, just to remind myself how stirring a Western can be when the mix of myth and method is just right. [21 June 2002, p.C8]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    It's hard to focus on the travails when the music is so lively and good.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 John Petrakis
    All the principals in this cinematic mess have had moments of glory on stage and screen, and one can only hope they got paid well for participating in this comedic embarrassment.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 16 Metascore
    • 12 John Petrakis
    It's hard not to feel angry that you've spent almost two hours watching this moronic exercise.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    It's rare to find an American movie that works so well structurally from beginning to end, including a second act that withstands the plethora of fast-moving action, and a climax that is satisfying and well earned.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    On one level, Late August, Early September is a story of how Adrien's illness and death affects those who respect and love him, but the film also finds the time and energy to suggest how the inevitable twists and delays that oftentimes comprise our early years can begin to feel like indulgences in the face of our own mortality. [17 Sep 1999, p.F]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 20 Metascore
    • 38 John Petrakis
    One of those frustrating movies that takes forever to get where it's going, and once arriving, the frustration is increased because one realizes how much better it should have been.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    Valentin is cut from the Woody Allen school of movie kids. With oversized black glasses and small-size suits, he is the total know-it-all package, right down to his insightful voice-over.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    For its influence alone, this is a movie that more than deserves its classic status. [23 June 2000, p.M]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 7 Metascore
    • 25 John Petrakis
    It's just a matter of holding your nose until the whole thing is over.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 25 John Petrakis
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    Could be the most overblown and confusing example of anime yet, as it piles one pretentious story element on top of another.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    Perhaps it is time for the folks at Jim Henson Productions to start thinking up original stories again, or at least find material that lends itself to the Muppets' overall strengths, instead of playing into their weaknesses. [16 Feb 1996, p.F]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    Any Chekhov is better than no Chekhov, but it would be a shame if this was your introduction to one of the greatest plays of the last 100 years.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    It may be a bit enigmatic and cerebral for some tastes, but if you don't mind your spirituality being served from a cracked chalice, you may find Touch is exactly what you've been seeking. [14 Feb 1997, p.G]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 82 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    The concerts are hypnotic, the music is swell, and the entire package moves along at just the right pace.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    Despite its familiar trappings, Better Than Chocolate turns out to be quite enjoyable, thanks to some very engaging acting, a few involving subplots and an energy that must be credited to director Anne Wheeler. [27 Aug 1999, p.I]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    Even if you have no interest in documentaries or the facade that is New York City, The Cruise transcends its artistic boundaries to becomes something strange and unique.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    One of those small films that will, one hopes, find a larger audience through word of mouth.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    Those not well versed in the rap music world may be a little lost at times, but you don't need to know your Ice-T's from your Cool-J's to realize that as far as these shootings are concerned, something is rotten in the state of California.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 John Petrakis
    Poor Roberto Benigni, the Italian comedian who has been given the unenviable assignment of filling the shoes in which Peter Sellers stumbled so effectively. In Son of the Pink Panther, Benigni works from a real dung heap of a script.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    By the time the film is over, you may not feel differently about the key issues than you first did, but you will have many more facts (sound) and opinions (fury) to consider.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    Halfway through, it becomes clear that the filmmakers don't know how to end the film.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    It's more of a pastiche, a montage of brutality, a slow descent into Dante's Inferno until we reach the subbasement of a boy's soul. [21 Apr 1995]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    This is a big-hearted film with admirable ambitions, and the ending is appropriately bittersweet, with victory and comeuppance occupying the same time and frame.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 John Petrakis
    As directed by Ronny Yu, Bride of Chucky shows flashes of visual inspiration, and the script by Don Mancini is laced with tiny nuggets of humor. But overall, Chucky seems to be coming apart at the seams.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 John Petrakis
    The Doom Generation can't help but choke on the poisonous fumes of its own cloudy existentialism. [10 Nov 1995, p.G]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    The acting is amateurish at times, but always convincing.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    Takes a couple of curious turns that you will either applaud or hiss at, depending on the type of film you are looking for.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    There's nothing more uplifting than a documentary that celebrates a man's capacity to dream, and nothing more depressing than one that mocks those dreams. Stephen Earnhart's Mule Skinner Blues walks the razor's edge between these approaches.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 12 John Petrakis
    A lamebrained attempt at horror that is just a derivative pastiche of ideas lifted from other bad films.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    A welcome respite from the high-volume ugliness of rock extravaganza.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    Perfect late-summer drive-in fare.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    Has a melodramatic glow.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    In true Chris Smith fashion, he seems far less interested in the homes themselves than in the touching relationship between homeowner and abode.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    Down in the Delta's large heart is certainly in the right place, but it is beating just a bit too slowly. [25 Dec 1998, p.S]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    It's not the plot--however enjoyable--that makes I Went Down so successful as a genre piece. Rather, it is the assortment of quirky and nicely-defined characters who crop up along the way, along with some of the sharpest screen dialogue you're likely to hear anytime soon. [1 July 1998, p.2]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    Never regains its raw power once the sultry Unger retreats from the front seat of her Chevy to the privacy of her suburban bedroom.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    Most of the performers have limited acting experience, but they are perfect for their parts, exhibiting the courage, stamina and wariness essential to live in such a harsh environment.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    The ultimate shallowness of this film is reflected in the fact that their key bonding moment occurs when they bungee-jump off a bridge together.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    If the mark of a successful documentary is its ability to make us examine a tired subject in a fresh way, then Eyes is a rip-roaring success.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    A story of faith and redemption, as viewed through the blurry and bloodshot eyes of a young man.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 12 John Petrakis
    A bloody mess...The effects are nothing you haven't seen before; the acting is so broad, it borders on the ridiculous; and the story, once intriguing, has become ludicrous. [11 March 1996, p.C3]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    Though this film shows flashes of the electric writer Mamet was to become, Lakeboat is mostly distant thunder over choppy waters.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 58 Metascore
    • 38 John Petrakis
    This medical miracle scene is by far the best in the film. Not because it is sexy or, perish the thought, Zen-like, but because it is pretty hilarious-a bizarre blend of the Marx Brothers, Three Stooges and Keystone Cops, with a little raunch dressing on the side. Unfortunately, the rest of the film is mostly a lot of grunting and groaning.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    The key to this 1956 bio-pic is the sumptuous cinematography and art direction, which is to be expected from the man who gave us "An American in Paris" and "Gigi." [23 Nov 2001, p.C11]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 13 Metascore
    • 38 John Petrakis
    The direction is on auto-drive, the dialogue lacks wit and the story logic is non-existent. [03 Nov 1995]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 50 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    If you are willing to overlook the occasional missed block, clumsy tackle or dropped pass, there is more than enough in Varsity Blues to keep you engrossed.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    When Aimee and Jaguar gets on one of its frequent rolls, it can evoke memories of Bertolucci or even De Sica.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    The problem is that we never see Dex employing the Steve technique to bed a female.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    As much a curiosity piece as anything else.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    Once you get used to the broad gestures, visual stylings and reach-for-the-sky emotions, you may find yourself luxuriating in this movie's undeniable grandeur.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    Has the potential to be much more than it is, especially with the collection of able actors on hand.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 John Petrakis
    The sequel is about nothing more profound than an awkward teenager's desire for a really cute boyfriend. [12 March 1999, Friday, p.N]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 13 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    Ostensibly a story about first love in college, and I never believed a frame of it.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 37 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    The film is surprisingly easy to sit through, digest and even enjoy. Why? A lot has to do with Hogan's well-documented charisma as a performer.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    Just one more example of Hollywood cramming any old idea it can unearth into a moneymaking formula. [17 Feb 1995]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 19 Metascore
    • 38 John Petrakis
    This was a mission that should have been aborted long ago.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    The plot thickens and thickens and thickens until it chokes on a tangled mess of double-crosses.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 29 Metascore
    • 38 John Petrakis
    All the obligatory plot elements are there. Love and loss, anger and forgiveness, illness and death. But they never flow together to make a coherent story. Instead, they just pop up whenever the script is in trouble. Which is all the time.
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    A hit and miss proposition, with an abundance of laughs and emotional highlights to help brighten the dimly lit corners of cliche-mongering.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 John Petrakis
    Like most sequels, this one is worse than the original. The special effects look cheaper, the villains aren't as evil and the action sequences have all the vitality and creativity of the later, lethargic Karate Kid movies. [28 Mar 1997, p.D]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 65 Metascore
    • 88 John Petrakis
    This wise, clever Israeli film reintroduces the once-popular concept of film as allegory, as it follows a Christian pilgrim on his bumpy road to salvation.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 John Petrakis
    PCU
    It's not much more than a collection of clever sight gags and one-liners that leaves the door wide open for another, better film about political correctness on the quad. [29 Apr 1994, p.D2]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    This cynical film paints a hugely unflattering portrait of life in Hollywood's fast lane. I have no way of knowing exactly how much is exaggeration, but I've got a creepy feeling that the film is closer to the mark than I want to believe.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 John Petrakis
    Clueless is no "Fast Times" when it comes to character development or the merging of comedy and drama, and it might have worked better if it had been more story-oriented and plot-centered. But thanks to Heckerling's spirited direction and cutting-edge script, it is, "like . . . majorly and furiously golden." [19 July 1995]
    • Chicago Tribune
    • 41 Metascore
    • 63 John Petrakis
    Less a pure documentary than it is a fact-finding mission, with the real story waiting to be presented somewhere down the line.

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