For 544 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Hartl's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 The Innocents
Lowest review score: 10 Drop Dead Gorgeous
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 91 out of 544
544 movie reviews
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    They're obviously smart people, but they end up painting themselves into a corner with this cast. Stern, the hammiest of the lead actors, is allowed to dominate the early scenes, and he rarely lets go. His bug-eyed act is getting stale, as is Aykroyd's tendency to walk through roles like this. The freshest element here is Wayans, who gets top billing in the ads but somehow winds up seeming like a supporting player. [19 Apr 1996]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    Despite all of the personalized Wenders touches, it ultimately resembles many a top-heavy, star-laden, special-effects-driven production from the major-studio assembly lines.
    • The Seattle Times
    • 92 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    This George Cukor adaptation is nevertheless regarded as the definitive Hollywood treatment. Katharine Hepburn and Spring Byington are particularly well-cast. [15 Dec 1994, p.E3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 John Hartl
    He [Anderson] simply doesn't allow for dull moments, and his gifts for irony and showmanship are clearly appreciated by a collection of actors who have rarely been better.
    • Film.com
    • 72 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Danny DeVito may not be the right man to be directing Dahl. The filmmaker who gave us The War of the Roses and Throw Momma From the Train doesn't have the lightest of touches. There's a streak of meanness in his films that can be explosively funny for short stretches, but gets tiring over the long haul. That's the case again with Matilda. [02 Aug 1996, p.F5]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    Presented as a Vietnam War comedy, Operation Dumbo Drop steadfastly refuses to be funny. [28 Jul 1995, p.D3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    One of the least classifiable, most fascinating horror films of the past decade. [07 Dec 1990, p.28]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 82 Metascore
    • 80 John Hartl
    This long, sometimes hard-to-watch movie is a challenge, but it has authority and raw power.
    • Film.com
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    The Muppet Christmas Carol is cute rather than touching. It could have been both. [11 Dec 1992, p.24]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    The special effects are quite impressive for a low-budget production, although the classiest thing about it is the voice of Welles, whose verbal dramatization of the Martian invasion still chills. [27 Apr 1990, p.20]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    The action scenes are exciting, and Hackman gives such a strong, detailed performance that he doesn't make you nostalgic for McGraw. Perhaps best of all, Hyams' remake communicates an efficient, B-movie flavor that makes you long for the days when an unpretentious second feature could steal the show. [21 Sep 1990, p.33]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    The Next Karate Kid is harmless as children's entertainment, but for 104 very long minutes, there isn't a recognizable human being in sight.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    If you loved Wolfe's book, you may very well hate the movie. If you simply liked the novel, you may be simultaneously entertained and disappointed by what De Palma and Cristofer have done to it. If you don't know the book, you may find the movie mildly enjoyable, while wondering what all the fuss is about. [21 Dec 1990, p.3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 40 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    MTV veteran and first-time director Jim Yukich makes the most of the flashy if uneven visual effects, which usually have a state-of-the-art quality but occasionally look as phony as matte paintings in 1950s biblical epics. [04 Nov 1994, p.I39]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    Kaufman can't raise the script far above the pulp material on which it's based, but it's a more intelligent adaptation than this summer's blockbuster movie of Crichton's "Jurassic Park." It's also a more interesting consideration of racial-cultural conflicts than such major-studio gaffes as "Mr. Baseball" and "Falling Down." [30 July 1993, p.D3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 25 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    Unfortunately, the script by Amanda Silver and Rick Jaffa (a husband-and-wife team who previously collaborated on "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle") eventually throws out all ambiguities and endorses Field's actions, even suggesting that her husband and Mantegna's policeman just aren't committed enough to seek justice...It's a revolting development in a transparently manipulative movie, created by people who clearly know better. [12 Jan 1996]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 91 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    The occasional creakiness of Milestone's passionate pacifist war film adds to the sense of authenticity. It's a lot closer to World War I than we are to it. [05 Dec 1997, p.G1]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 John Hartl
    Even as you question the central premise, Brooks makes you want to buy into it.
    • Film.com
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    On a visual level, Lumet states this case so well that he doesn't need to hammer it home verbally. [27 Apr 1990, p.3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    The Phantom has more potential as an audience-participation show than as a straight movie, so try to see it in a packed theater with a crowd that can have fun with it. Or wait for the videotape so you can build your own "Mystery Science Theater" party around it. [7 June 1996]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    The first-time director and co-writer, John Dahl, has a veteran's assurance. He knows exactly what he wants from the actors, how to stage the tricky action, how to keep the plot comprehensible, how to use the Nevada/Arizona locations to suggest the aridness of the characters' lives. He doesn't break any new ground with Kill Me Again, but he does establish himself as a filmmaker to watch. [04 May 1990, p.3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 99 Metascore
    • 100 John Hartl
    An all-star A-movie with large themes, brilliant technique, and a dark and daring performance by its star-writer-director that remains one of his two or three best. [Director's Cut; 18 Sept 1998, p.H1]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    Big effects; threadbare story.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    Dennis the Menace is essentially a live-action, 90-minute Roadrunner movie in which Dennis is the Roadrunner and Matthau and Lloyd take turns playing Wile E. Coyote. It's a lot funnier when it's seven minutes long and the tortured Coyote is made from oils, ink and paper. [26 June 1993, p.C5]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 John Hartl
    Hilarious and high-spirited.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    Jackson uses seamless, state-of-the-art visual effects to capture the girls' shared fantasies. One would expect nothing less from the director of the technically proficient horror movie, "Dead/Alive." The surprise here, and the key to the film's success, is his casting and handling of the young unknowns playing the girls. [23 Nov 1994, p.D3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 John Hartl
    Lambert relies so much on gore and mean-spiritedness that the actors can't help looking glum; they're clearly being ignored by a director who seems to have lost touch with all the human elements in the story. The movie is ultimately as lifeless as most of its characters end up being. [28 Aug 1992, p.28]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    It's so downbeat that it's not likely to make a dime. Nevertheless, Rush is the most harrowing love story about a couple of drug addicts since the near-classic Panic in Needle Park. [10 Jan 1992, p.21]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    So consistently unexciting, so monumentally unconvincing, so silly. [28 Sept 1990, p.22]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    (Herron) just doesn't make the case that this book was worth filming.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Patric gives the character dignity and righteousness, but he and the narrator end up drowning the finale in noble speeches. [10 Dec 1993, p.G30]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 66 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    The remake is both more romantic and more resonant than the original. It's less of a star vehicle for its leading actor, and it sticks to its guns right down its stunningly orchestrated finish. In almost every way it's an intelligent improvement. [05 Feb 1993, p.3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    If you've ever been in a play, you may have a good time at Noises Off anyway. And what stage cast could top this one? Caine has rarely had a chance to display his versatility so entertainingly, Ritter always seems to blossom under Bogdanovich's direction, Elliott finds a surprising variety in his one-note part, while Hagerty makes the most of her oddly appealing brand of hysteria. [21 March 1992, p.C5]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    With only a few lapses during its opening scenes, it's a modest, intelligent exploration of the differences that can threaten a genuine attraction between two people. It doesn't soft-pedal the problems, particularly for a young man who already is set in his ways, or an older woman who never will fit in with the social and cultural pretensions of his extended family. [19 Oct 1990, p.31]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    One of the movie's chief charms is Senegalese musician Youssou N'Dour's lyrical score, which almost suggests an anti-"Lion King" approach. The music isn't in a hurry to dramatize its story or make epic statements. The same might be said of writer-director Michel Ocelot's delicate animation style and his handling of small moments. [30 Jun 2000]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    Utterly lacks the spark that makes caper movies fun.
    • 97 Metascore
    • 100 John Hartl
    The Third Man has so many captivating elements that it's often thought of as a romantic movie. Maybe that's the result of Welles' involvement in a radio show in which his movie character, Harry Lime, became significantly more heroic, or the television series in which Michael Rennie took over the role. [30 July 1999, p.H1]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 John Hartl
    All of it is vital and involving, and some of it is hilarious...I've rarely seen a group of people in a darkened theater react as viscerally as they do to Reservoir Dogs.
    • Film.com
    • 84 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    The movie's larger-than-life tone is mostly justified by the quality of the performances and the theatricality of the settings. [29 Oct 1993, p.D24]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 80 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    There's a welcome lack of blarney (Mason Daring's score is never cloying) and a freshness about the performances that makes the movie feel contemporary. [17 Feb 1995, p.I30]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    As a vehicle for Grammer, the movie seems a comfortable fit. But why bother with a big-screen part if it can't match what he's been doing for some time on Frasier? [01 Mar 1996, p.F3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    How many dead spots does it take to kill the genuinely funny moments in a romantic comedy? This question gets a severe workout in writer-actor-director Eric Schaeffer's second film: an alternately charming, predictable, hilarious and tedious exercise that holds your interest for about an hour. [8 March 1996]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 John Hartl
    Quite shameless in imitating its predecessors.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    Linda Blair and Leslie Nielsen deserve better than the scattershot script for Repossessed, a desperate spoof of The Exorcist that generates perhaps two belly laughs, three well-earned smiles and about 287 groaners. [29 Sep 1990, p.B7]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 John Hartl
    Breathlessly imaginative.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Crude as it sometimes is, this sequel should please plenty of Bradyphiles. But No. 3 might be overkill. [23 Aug 1996, p.F5]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 92 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    "There's nothing about this place worth filming," insists one character, but Kiarostami always comes up with something: a Tati-like scene in which a canister rolls down a street, all but waiting to be kicked, and several exotic glimpses of urban life, including a turkey salesman who carries a couple of unplucked birds through the Tehran streets. [26 Feb 1999]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 46 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    Watching Phoenix in his last film, I couldn't help thinking of James Dean's final performance, as the cranky loner, Jett Rink, in "Giant." [12 Nov 1993, p.D3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    If you can take it for what it is, however, City Slickers does deliver the goods, especially during its sprightly first half. [7 June 1991, p.22]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    Haneke carefully and ingeniously presents the boy's point of view without sympathizing with him. He then does the same with his horrified but protective parents. [18 Nov 1994, p.G35]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 John Hartl
    Livingston is especially good at capturing Peter's passive rebelliousness, which suggests the suddenly uncooperative worker who defies employer logic in Herman Melville's "Bartleby."
    • Film.com
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 John Hartl
    It doesn't generate enough laughs to make up for the fact that you never figure out what he (a misogynistic USA Today columnist played by Richard Gere) sees in her (a dizzy small-town hairdresser played by Roberts). Or, for that matter, what she could ever see in him.
    • Film.com
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    The script resembles an especially anemic Afterschool Special. [12 Oct 1990, p.22]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    The young writer-director, Greg Mottola, deals forthrightly with trust and betrayal and the destructive tensions in family relationships, whether they're well-worn or freshly hurtful. But he never loses his sense of perspective or humor, and neither does his cast. [04 Apr 1997]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    It never feels like a history lesson about the social-political changes wrought by the Restoration, although it could be argued that it's exactly that. Even when it's taking itself seriously, it neatly avoids pomposity. [02 Feb 1996, p.F1]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    Simply can't sustain interest for much of its final hour.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    It's wry and stylish and perfectly cast, and only occasionally does it fall into the trap of taking itself as seriously as its characters sometimes do. [05 Oct 1990, p.26]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    Production values could not be cheaper for a major-studio film. An extended woodsy scene with a collapsing cabin, supposedly set in the Wenatchee National Forest, so obviously makes use of tiny models that you expect the artifice to become part of the joke. It never does. Like so much of Black Sheep, it's a missed opportunity.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 John Hartl
    Typically low-key and lovely.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    The best of several film versions of Jack London's story about a Nazi-like sea captain (Edward G. Robinson in top form), this Warner Bros. production co-stars Ida Lupino and John Garfield and was directed by Michael Curtiz, shortly before he made "Casablanca." [26 Dec 1991, p.E1]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    The first-time director, Frank Marshall, has said that he modeled the film on The Birds, and the structure of Arachnophobia does follow the pattern set up by Hitchcock. But it's definitely a Disney/Spielberg movie, smooth and neatly packaged and more interested in the gimmicks than the central enigma of Hitchcock's movie. [18 July 1990, p.E1]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 John Hartl
    Working with Western funding and Western camera technology for the first time, Yimou also has created the most visually striking of recent Chinese films to reach this country. [15 Mar 1991, p.25]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 John Hartl
    If Unforgiven occasionally overstates its case, this is the best work Eastwood has done as a director since The Outlaw Josey Wales 16 years ago.
    • Film.com
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    The director, John Schlesinger ("Midnight Cowboy"), and writer, Colin Welland ("Chariots of Fire"), have captured the period with contagious affection, but there are only two first-rate performances to carry the story for 141 minutes. [03 Oct 1991, p.F3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 45 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Shanley demonstrates a fresh, giddy talent for visualizing his eccentric comedy ideas. [9 Mar 1990, p.20]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    Buscemi gets such fine ensemble work out of his actors that you never doubt that Tommy and his friends, family and ex-friends are united by one thing. They've spent far too much time together. [25 Oct 1996, p.F6]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Kershner never succeeds in creating anything more than a well-done carbon copy, self-consciously recycling themes and visual ideas from the first film while adding very little that he can call his own. If you've seen Verhoeven's RoboCop, there's no compelling reason to rush out and catch this talented imitation. [22 June 1990, p.22]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    My Father the Hero can be enjoyed as a travelogue (cinematographer Daryn Okada makes the Bahamas look especially seductive) and as the blandest, most nonthreatening kind of date movie. [4 Feb 1994, p.D19]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 John Hartl
    In short: Don't expect a lot of laughs.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 10 John Hartl
    Maybe Kevin Bacon can use the Twinkie defense to explain Hollow Man.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    The darker the character gets, the more convincing this performance becomes. Mellencamp never shies away from Bud's rotten side, nor, as a director, does he allow the other actors to glamourize their roles. [03 Jul 1992, p.26]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 49 Metascore
    • 20 John Hartl
    Exists in some kind of limbo, between hard-core porn and European art film, and it's not likely to satisfy fans of either.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    The House of Seven Gables probably has the strongest reputation as a film, thanks mostly to the casting of George Sanders and Vincent Price, Lester Cole's serviceable script, Milton Krasner's moody cinematography and Frank Skinner's Oscar-nominated score. [21 May 1988]
    • The Seattle Times

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