For 544 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

John Hartl's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 64
Highest review score: 100 The Innocents
Lowest review score: 10 Drop Dead Gorgeous
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 91 out of 544
544 movie reviews
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 John Hartl
    Quite a spicy brew.
    • Film.com
    • 27 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    There's only so much a director can do to dress up a sequel as ill-conceived and impoverished as this one. [30 Aug 1991, p.24]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 67 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    Farrow is hilarious when she's aggressively pursuing Mantegna; amusingly dumbstruck when she's fighting off a group of male partygoers (one of the secret potions makes them fall in love with her); and touching when she's trying to reconcile with her sister (Blythe Danner) or sell her lame script ideas to an old friend who works for the networks (Cybill Shepherd). The performance is a triumph of sensitivity to rapid mood swings that stops just short of turning the movie into The Three Faces of Alice. [25 Jan 1991, p.22]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    For me, the biggest problem with the script is a mid-film plot twist that takes place almost immediately after we've been told the characters are in danger. The introduction of this possibility is too neat, too fast. [04 Jun 1999]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    The best that can be said of this campy but witless time-travel thriller is that it's acted with some authority. [12 Jan 1991, p.C7]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Their performances lend the movie a touch of class, even if they can't make up for the superficial writing and Schumacher's anything-for-a-jolt direction.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    Walter Matthau has a field day with the title character: a crop duster/bank robber who bills himself as "the last of the independents" - and runs circles around a Mafia killer (Joe Don Baker). [07 Mar 1996, p.F3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 John Hartl
    It's not a profound film, but it is heartfelt, and Burns has done his best to keep it clear and emotionally direct.
    • Film.com
    • 33 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    After a sprightly credits sequence in which the animated Pink Panther takes over conducting duties for Henry Mancini, while helping Bobby McFerrin doodle with the Panther theme Mancini composed 30 years ago, it's mostly downhill. It's been 10 years since the last Panther installment, yet Edwards seems exhausted.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 John Hartl
    Ewan McGregor in a raw, funny, star-making performance.
    • Film.com
    • 74 Metascore
    • 100 John Hartl
    A giddy delight, with Michael Douglas delivering what may be the most relaxed and inventive performance of his career, and Tobey Maguire and Robert Downey Jr. trailing not far behind.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 90 John Hartl
    There's a sense of ease and contentment to it that has never been so prominent in Allen's work before.
    • Film.com
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    Moving 1965 love story with the late Elizabeth Hartman giving an excellent performance as a tormented blind girl who falls in love with the only person who treats her kindly (Sidney Poiter). It was Hartman's debut, and she and director Guy Green succeed in keeping it from becoming overly sentimental. [23 Aug 1990, p.F5]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 85 Metascore
    • 80 John Hartl
    A terrific feature-length cartoon.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    What gives Betsy's Wedding distinction is the writing and casting of an initially peripheral figure, an unnervingly polite young gangster played by Anthony LaPaglia, a television and off-Broadway veteran making his big-screen debut. [22 Jun 1990, p.25]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 John Hartl
    One
    A movie that keeps you wondering about its characters' true feelings and motives long after you've left the theater.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    A dumbed-down remake.
    • 96 Metascore
    • 100 John Hartl
    Writer-director Sturges' smoothest romantic comedy, starring Henry Fonda as a naive millionaire who gets fleeced by a pair of shipboard cardsharps. [05 Dec 1997]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Anyone who's been starved for Albert Brooks' brand of anxiety-ridden humor will not be completely disappointed. [24 Oct 1991, p.D3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Despite all the nudity, it's less erotic than Duigan's charming schoolkids romance "Flirting." If only "Sirens" could have been a little livelier, if only Duigan, Grant and Neill had gone too far. [11 March 1994, p.D26]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 John Hartl
    Sean Penn gives the most riveting, selfless performance of his career.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 John Hartl
    Fire Birds reduces it all to kiss-kiss-bang-bang, and the implication that a few theater-rattling explosions will turn the enemy to toast forever. The only blessing is that it runs less than 90 minutes.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    Unfortunately, he's working from a cliche-choked, insensitive script, written by Gary Goldman (``Big Trouble in Little China'') and Chuck Pfaffer (``Dark Man''), that makes a point of stirring up old prejudices.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    The cast of "Ladybugs" is good-natured enough, but Dangerfield is reduced to reading lame one-liners about "drag races" as his future stepson hops in and out of a dress. Brandis is never allowed to have much fun with the complications that result from pretending to be a girl, and his best friend (Vinessa Shaw) barely seems to notice when he reveals that he's been deceiving her. What should have been a wild door-slamming farce never really gets started. already are turning from brown. [28 March 1992, p.C5]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 45 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    Unfortunately, everyone's trying too hard to recapture the original's wry tone, and Culkin lacks the gawky, impish charm that Billingsley brought to Shepherd's childhood alter ego. [06 Jul 1995, p.E1]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 38 Metascore
    • 10 John Hartl
    Utterly unnecessary sequel.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Love Potion No. 9 is no great shakes, but far worse comedies are routinely released without a second thought. [13 Nov 1992, p.28]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 46 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    The dumbest, goriest bone-cruncher of the season: an unnecessary and Arnold-less sequel to the Schwarzenegger science-fiction hit of three years ago. [21 Nov 1990, p.C3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    While La Sentinelle is often a lively shaggy-dog story, it ultimately isn't much more than that. [01 Jan 1999]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 30 Metascore
    • 25 John Hartl
    The Museum of Modern Art has committed Tobe Hooper's original Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) to its permanent collection. This spin-off, which has none of that film's brutal energy, won't be joining it. The state of Texas ought to sue the makers of Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III for defamation of character. [13 Jan 1990, p.C5]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    A thoroughly satisfying musical-comedy romp.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 John Hartl
    Everything clicks here.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 70 John Hartl
    A sweet, funny exercise in nostalgia, though it's also self-congratulatory and awfully calculating.
    • Film.com
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    Connery's Robin and Audrey Hepburn's Marian are so appealing - and physically and temperamentally so right - that they gloss over the fact that Goldman's script tends to be coy and anachronistic. [09 Aug 1991, p.23]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 91 Metascore
    • 90 John Hartl
    Feels like the first truly honest attempt to deal with the horrors of combat - and the terrible responsibility shared by all survivors.
    • Film.com
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 John Hartl
    A few startling touches.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Down in the Delta is Woodard's movie, and she deftly sidesteps most of the traps in her way. Instead of trying to make sense of the character's sudden transformation, she looks for the bit of truth in each of Loretta's apparent contradictions and works on it. Scene by scene, she builds a character who almost adds up. [25 Dec 1998, p.18]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    Today it has a classical feeling to it, with rich, on-target performances by Warren Beatty, Faye Dunaway, Gene Hackman, Estelle Parsons and Michael J. Pollard. [10 May 1991, p.65]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 79 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    The most operatic of Hollywood epics, Anthony Mann's El Cid is dominated by a go-for-broke Miklos Rozsa score and Robert Krasker's gorgeous wide-screen photography, which takes full advantage of the movie's Spanish locations and its eye-filling sets and costumes. [27 Aug 1993, p.D13]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 John Hartl
    The script seems flimsy and disposable when compared with such similar takes on the subject as "Analyze This,""The Sopranos" and the upcoming "Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai."
    • 77 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    Mamaengaroa Kerr-Bell, who plays Grace, had never acted before, and neither have a couple of the other key players. But under the careful direction of television veteran Lee Tamahori, they all do credible and forceful work.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    How do you turn a collection of New Yorker cartoons into a feature-length movie? And avoid the one-joke nature of the early-1960s television series that first tried to put it into dramatic form? The answer to both questions: you can't. [22 Nov 1991, p.3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Lithgow's opening narration tries to throw you off the scent of the cliches, and director Michael Caton-Jones (Scandal) does his best to avoid them or make them seem charmingly dated. But they're still there. [12 Oct 1990, p.22]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 67 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    While the limitations of the budget occasionally show, the elegantly appropriate photography, quirky performances and Haynes' unique vision carry the day. He is clearly a director to watch. [14 June 1991, p.25]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 85 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    The characters in Clint Eastwood's dark, rugged, perversely funny new Western are so seriously compromised that their flaws almost add up to a running gag.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 90 John Hartl
    In his finest, funniest, most poignant film to date, Tim Burton plays cinematic alchemist, turning drive-in schlock into movie gold.
    • Film.com
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 John Hartl
    As a writer, LaBute is capable of creating long dialogue scenes that never seem stagey or artificial. As a director, he has the confidence to stay with those words.
    • Film.com
    • 23 Metascore
    • 30 John Hartl
    So campy...may be good for a few laughs.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 25 John Hartl
    Maybe there's a serious movie to be made about professional soldiers who can't thaw out now that the Cold War is melting. But The Fourth War plays like Laurel and Hardy's Tit For Tat in slow motion. [23 Mar 1990, p.24]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 82 Metascore
    • 70 John Hartl
    Closer to "M*A*S*H" than "Dr. Strangelove," which in itself wouldn't be a bad thing. But for all its engaging qualities, Three Kings doesn't seem to know what kind of beast it is.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    Crass and depressing drama.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 John Hartl
    Raucously entertaining.
    • Film.com
    • 63 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    For all its contagious energy and surface authenticity, this early-Beatles docudrama comes off as the kind of biographical movie in which a group of unknowns appear to be all too aware that they're on the verge of international superstardom. [22 Apr 1994, p.D3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Jungle 2 Jungle is better than expected, yet not quite good enough. [07 Mar 1997, p.F1]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 John Hartl
    Could be called the "Red Badge of Courage" of World War II movies.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 25 John Hartl
    Blind Fury is cheerfully stupid, deliberately cartoonish and always self-mocking. [17 Mar 1990, p.C5]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    Long before the final battle, the movie runs out of steam. At two hours, it's just too long. But taken as a guilty pleasure, it's tolerable. [19 Apr 1996]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 57 Metascore
    • 60 John Hartl
    Somewhere around the beginning of Hour Two, the narrative loses momentum, and Pino Donaggio's molasses-thick score begins to drag everything down with it. The ending also lacks the surprise twist that seems to be promised .
    • 35 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Stephen Herek, who directed Critters and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, nevertheless keeps the story spinning along as if he believed it, and he works well with the actors, especially Cassidy, who plays her dotty career woman with a mixture of brassiness and resilience that's quite engaging; Coogan, a natural young comic who is becoming indispensable in movies like this; and Applegate, who looks very much like a movie star in her major-studio, big-screen debut. [07 June 1991, p.29]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 78 Metascore
    • 88 John Hartl
    Glory ultimately offers a stirring answer to the historical distortions of Mississippi Burning, by presenting African Americans as people who aggressively participated in their own struggle for freedom. [12 Jan 1990, p.22]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 John Hartl
    It's so much a Wayans vehicle that at times it seems like one long close-up of his gold-tooth grin. [24 March 1995, p.H24]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 John Hartl
    Grass is often closer to the sobering tone of the PBS show than it is to the silly "Weed," with its stoned, barely literate potheads discussing the quality of their dope.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 John Hartl
    Whether or not you're a fan of De Jong's earlier work, Drop Dead Fred is clearly an extension of it. There's even a touch of Peter Pan and Wendy in the relationship between Mayall and Cates ("He's like my best friend, and yet I'm scared to death of him"), who has a ball with the role.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 25 John Hartl
    The sexual sadism that ruled in the first Hellraiser has been largely replaced by tiresome confrontations between the toymakers and Pinhead, who responds to their sputtering oaths with the most sensible line in the movie: "Do I look like someone who would care what God thinks?" [9 March 1996, p.F3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    Perhaps only the committed Coen fan, however, can be entirely pleased with Sam Elliott's incongruous appearance as a Dude-worshipping character called The Stranger, or with the tired kidnapping plot, which plays like an unnecessary leftover from other Coen movies. For all its strong points, The Big Lebowski will have as many detractors as fans. [6 March 1998]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 John Hartl
    Unfailingly energetic, 10 Things is like a puppy that can't stop wagging its tail, begging for attention...Even more than "Cruel Intentions," this movie plays like an awkward high-school production of a classic.
    • Film.com
    • 57 Metascore
    • 38 John Hartl
    Unfortunately, Craven's constant emphasis on cannibalism, child abuse and incest adds up to more unpleasantness than thrills. [02 Nov 1991, p.C3]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 33 Metascore
    • 20 John Hartl
    Misbegotten comedy-drama.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 John Hartl
    The format couldn't be slighter or more familiar, yet this Australian film-festival favorite is one of the freshest romantic comedies of the season. [11 Apr 1997, p.F5]
    • The Seattle Times
    • 78 Metascore
    • 63 John Hartl
    Like Lee's last film, "Mo' Better Blues," this one seems to disintegrate before your eyes. Both movies lack the drive and assurance of his masterpiece, "Do the Right Thing." Yet so much of the first half of Jungle Fever is first-rate that you wish Lee could go back, rewrite and reshoot the rest.

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