Joe Neumaier
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70% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 16.3 points lower than other critics.
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Joe Neumaier's Scores
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| Average review score: | 49 | |
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| Highest review score: | Radio Unnameable | |
| Lowest review score: | The Fourth Kind | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 249 out of 1351
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Mixed: 796 out of 1351
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Negative: 306 out of 1351
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- Joe Neumaier
If a documentary can be both alarming and oddly reassuring, it's the gripping splash of cold cinematic water Racing Extinction.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Urgent as a heart attack and as timely as the headlines, 99 Homes is one of those films that make other "topical" dramas look tinny. This astute, intense drama boasts sharp performances and belongs in the same company as films like "Margin Call" and "Michael Clayton" -- contemporary stories whose of-the-moment nature only makes their great parts better.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
She's inexhaustible, seemingly everywhere at once and, throughout director Sara Hirsh Bordo's unblinking, well-directed film, she is absolutely and fearlessly herself. Which is exactly as it should be -- the world needs Lizzie Velasquez.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Maguire’s portrayal of Fischer’s volatility, disconnect and inner demons is gripping. It’s his best performance since “Wonder Boys” (2000). Schreiber hardly says anything, yet he’s gloweringly good. He acts with his jowls and brow and swept-back hair, making the sort-of rock-’n’-roll Spassky a polar opposite, but strategic equal, to Fischer. Saarsgaard is also terrific, lending a quiet air of solemnity and thoughtfulness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This dramatic thriller finds a spot somewhere between your brain and your stomach, and drills in.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie itself is an intriguing but ultimately unspecial Feds-vs.-hoods drama. But as the sinister, snakelike South Boston criminal Whitey Bulger, Depp delivers.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This beautifully observed drama creates an intimate feel and gently observed moments of connection and angst. Then things move forward with almost too heavy of a heart.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The success here is mostly due to nuanced performances and an appreciation for what these kinds of films require.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 10, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Khalil Sullins’ movie has its heart and brain in the right place, but its guts are a mess.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The fear, desperation and hope of Time Out of Mind is painfully, hauntingly human.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 8, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
What this rich film does go into — in a lengthy tangent that’s less punchy but important — is the impropriety Jobs trafficked in when he allowed himself and high-ranking Apple-ers to be granted backdated stock options. They got wealthy as their product was being made, amid some scandal, for a pittance in China.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 3, 2015
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- Posted Sep 3, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
“Natural” perfectly describes Nolte’s performance, too. With his growly voice and bear-like aura, he might be dismissed as a walking sight gag, but don’t let that fool you. Nolte’s way with a joke is nimble, and his delivery is spot-on.- New York Daily News
- Posted Sep 3, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s rare when a psychological drama gets us into a character’s head without tricks or a voiceover. This drama from Alex Ross Perry burrows so deep that it’s scary.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 26, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The cool cast includes casual drop-ins from Sam Rockwell, Melanie Lynskey and Sam Elliott. The actors give off the feeling that we’ve wandered into the middle of a conversation among friends. This being a Swanberg movie, that’s kind of what is happening, complete with tiny epiphanies and people you want to hear keep talking.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 20, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Hitman: Agent 47 is a by-the-numbers schlock action sequel that writes its own epitaph when a character mutters the dusty insult, “You’re dead, too. You just don’t know it yet.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 20, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Those who came of age during Knievel’s rise, rise and fall will enjoy the fun moments. But this family-sanctioned film comes up short in terms of objectivity.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 20, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Juan Feldman trusts his actors to charm us, which they do — up to a point. But there’s only so much that can be wrung out of this spinster-meets-exotic stud, “Summertime”-lite affair.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 19, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 19, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This stoners-meet-government-assassins mashup is as meandering and paranoid as a guy toking up in front of City Hall. Sometimes that’s amusing, but most of the time it’s tiring.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 19, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Full of smarts, sly insight and New York personality. As a feather in its jaunty hat, the movie also reinvigorates the art of screwball comedy.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Shocking. Horrific. Stunning. The plot twists in Final Girl? No, the fact that the movie itself was even made — and that Abigail Breslin is in it.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
It’s slow, lethargic, utterly lacking in charm and undeserving of the Cold War setting that is its best trait.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 13, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 12, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 6, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The story here, like a lot of bar bands, goes loud to cover up mediocrity. When Streep sings, though, so does the film.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 6, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
A work of words as lovely as “The Prophet” deserves a better artistic interpretation than this animated venture, which consists mostly of pedestrian, ’70s-quality visuals.- New York Daily News
- Posted Aug 6, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 29, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This terrific, full-meal chronicle of the men and their mouths lets us hear from them not only during debates, but also in subsequent interviews, memoirs and articles.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 29, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
After a while, Vacation starts to reek like a car when the kids have their shoes off. Really, though, that stench is a studio digging through its old titles, trying to find something fresh to remake.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
If you’re searching for smart, soulful teen entertainment, you can start looking inside Paper Towns.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 24, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 23, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
When boxing cliches work, they can deliver a knockout. When they don’t, as in Southpaw, we get just punch-drunk.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 22, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Kyle Patrick Alvarez’s film underserves its cast of up-and-comers (Thomas Mann, Ezra Miller, Tye Sheridan), allows the usually solid actor Michael Angarano to go astray with a scenery-chewing role and buries Crudup in fretting and sanctity. Worse, the experiment’s inherent drama is exacted with a tin ear and a cheesy style.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 22, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Some segments are too long, but Famous Nathan contains a unique flavor that history-loving New Yorkers should relish.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Stories about mythic figures at the end of their days are compelling — but they still need some zing. That’s what Mr. Holmes is missing.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Irrational Man plays, like so much of Woody Allen’s work over the past 20 years, like a bad Woody Allen parody.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Because of his easygoing comedy persona, Rudd is a perfect choice — and another example of Marvel’s savvy casting. He never takes anything too seriously, but he seems invested in the emotional side of the story.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 15, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The brooding and emotional prickliness gets overwhelming. Kidman tries her best to flesh out her character, but writer-director Kim Farrant gives this still-undervalued actress little to do.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
“Holiday” is more palatable than similar, American-bred films like “The Family Stone” or This is Where I Leave You. Still, once Connolly’s sad-eyed, hippie-ish cancer sufferer is gone, there’s little reason to keep going.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
It may not be one of his finest roles or one of his more memorable films. But in its own way, Boulevard may be one that says the most about him.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Benni Diez tries for schlock shocks in this giant-bug flick. Sadly, what’s left out here is the fun.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
There’s politics involved, along with personal stories, extraordinary tense standoffs and down-and-dirty drug business.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jul 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
One achievement of James Cameron’s “Terminator” is that it overcame its low-rent, B-movie trappings. The great sin of “Genisys” is that it costs millions and yet isn’t worth a dime.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 30, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
There are laughs in Magic Mike XXL.... But the real eye-openers are the moments of sex-positive, woman-positive and emotion-positive contemplation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 30, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Corey Stoll is the only reason to sit through this muddled Jersey-set drama.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
There are parts of “Escape From New York,” “Air Force One,” “Cliffhanger” and countless Luc Besson movies strewn about. Big Game doesn’t stomp on their memory, but like an overenthusiastic fan, it does smother them with amateurish zeal.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Andrea Di Stefano’s filmmaking debut has a spotty sense of urgency, but we get to know neither Nick nor Escobar, so both the innocence and the fiery threat lack impact.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Dullness, as well as hoary preachiness, neuters the family-and-their-war-dog drama Max.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 25, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Rory Culkin’s turn in the deeply felt and haunting Gabriel is so powerful you can’t look away.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 18, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Saldana has a harder lift, as Maggie is striving for something better yet has to often be reactive. In scenes with the adorable Wolodarsky and Aufderheide, she listens and acts intently. But there are too many times when she’s forced to just look worried. Still, Saldana, like so many things in Forbes’ likable but tricky film, does her best in a tough situation.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 18, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Most of the young men interviewed by Berg will be seen, and heard, by many audiences for the first time. Their voices are hard to forget.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Inside Out is the year’s best film so far. After you see it, you’ll say that’s a no-brainer.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
High art swings sort of low in this watchable but thematically repetitive drama.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 11, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The charming, soulful Me and Earl and the Dying Girl is a movie that loves movies — which is great, because you’ll love this one.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 11, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
To capture the artistic process in this way is extraordinary, and in many ways unprecedented. The scenes are not shot in documentary style, but flow with bits of inspiration, conflict and nuance. We see and listen to some of the era’s greatest songs being made.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 6, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The moments when Spy falls apart are when the film fancies itself the real thing. The times when it works are due to its leading lady.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 4, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This mashup of a teenage assassin lark and high school misfit comedy misses the chance to add a supercool heroine to pop culture.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Mostly, though, there’s hopefulness here, and determination to win a fight worth fighting.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Entourage plays like a solid, if slightly too long, episode. But even given the bloat, the cast’s easy camaraderie and a “play it as it lays” atmosphere wins you over.- New York Daily News
- Posted Jun 3, 2015
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- New York Daily News
- Posted May 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
San Andreas is a disaster — literally. That’s not to take a piece out of Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson. His charm and family-man-style fearlessness as the movie’s star is the only saving grace in this thuddingly repetitive, badly written crash-a-thon.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Aloha isn’t horrible, but it does have a pitiable odor about it, like a dog that’s sat too long on the beach. Crowe aspires to Golden Age of Hollywood repartee, but something feels off, just as it did in “Elizabethtown” (2005) and “We Bought a Zoo” (2011). Everyone just seems to be trying too hard.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The emotions are florid and the entanglements heated. But the film become preoccupied with, as Flaubert would say, the pettiness and mediocrity of daily life. Arterton, though, is plushly magnetic. She draws us in despite the overly lyrical atmosphere.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 27, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Hiromasa Yonebayashi did a wonderful job adapting “The Borrowers” into “The Secret World of Arriety.” But this slow-moving film, also from a book, tends to plod rather than float.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 21, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This fantasy adventure lacks focus when it should be laser-sharp, and stumbles when it could soar.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 20, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Slow West isn’t a grand epic of that genre. It’s more like “McCabe & Mrs. Miller,” “Dead Man” or the recent “The Homesman,” using familiar signposts to tell a simple, compelling, terrific story.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Because it's so rooted in real life, the drama Good Kill is even more terrifying than “The Purge,” Ethan Hawke’s horror film from two years ago.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Director Tiller Russell sometimes get sidetracked — a dangerous thing in a story that already has a lot of twists, turns and off-ramps. But it’s a story you have to hear, from the guys who lived it and may never live it down.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Screenwriters Chris Shafer and Paul Vicknair’s script feels like a first draft that was written in one night as they got pumped up on Red Bull and speed-watched Netflix. Guys: Another few polishes could only have helped.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 13, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Strap in, load up and hang on because Mad Max: Fury Road is a freaky, ballsy, phenomenal ride.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 12, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Hot Pursuit gets cold quickly. That’s certainly not the fault of stars Reese Witherspoon and Sofia Vergara, who work to keep this blessedly brief action-comedy shaking and cruising to an unthrilling end. The blame lies with a dopey script, director Anne Fletcher and a lazy Hollywood assumption that female buddy flicks should be as half-assed as their male counterparts.- New York Daily News
- Posted May 6, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Kristen Wiig is scary. That’s a good thing. It’s part of her appeal as a comedian, and crucial in the funny-weird comedy-drama Welcome to Me, which uses the working-without-a-net aspect of Wiig’s humor to unsettling effect.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 30, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Despite the incongruous romance and abrupt action beats, Crowe gives a likable, sympathetic performance. But it all starts to dry up before our eyes. Emotions feel false or melodramatic, flashbacks are drawn out and coincidences and connections are forced.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 30, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Avengers: Age of Ultron is a kinetic, wicked mix of muscle and magic. Look no further if you want a world of superpowered freaks and geeks. But be aware: It comes at a cost. Vaporized in the parade of action and characters is the wonder and simplicity of its first, superior entry.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 28, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Explaining humor is usually like boiling water — it evaporates. But the funny folks in actor Kevin Pollak’s well-structured doc can actually break down what they do.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Travolta’s face looks immobile, while Plummer and Jennifer Ehle, as Cutter’s estranged, strung-out wife, look out of place. Sheridan (“The Tree of Life”), though, does seems comfortable in a movie where the colors blur sloppily.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The former “Friends” star clearly wanted something special, but sadly the result is ... this.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 23, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
James' everyman appeal is stretched to the limits here, like that polyester shirt he wears.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 17, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The mystery at the heart of the film is a riddle wrapped in an enigma covered in dullness.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
If you don’t love monkeys already — and really, we all should — then Monkey Kingdom will swing you in the right direction.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This film, though, lacks any spine. Director Jean-Baptiste Leonetti isn’t sure if he’s making a Hemingway-lite faceoff or a hemmed-in horror flick.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 16, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This Australian movie reminds you what can happen when directors pretend to be Quentin Tarantino, complete with snark masquerading as style, slippery timelines, blood and guts and guns everywhere.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This exquisitely acted, genuinely creepy minimalist drama does spin its wheels a bit before a cool conclusion. But the movie has a spark of creativity not seen in “Chappie” or “Eva,” two of the recent robots-among-us flicks.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
This is the film that fulfills whatever promise Kristen Stewart has shown for more than a decade.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
If this is your particular poison, it won’t kill you. But anyone averse to Sparks’ sappy touch may get sick from all the bull.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 9, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Just when it seemed Hal Hartley was going to be forgotten, along comes the Long Island-based auteur’s terrific new feature. It’s a follow-up to his opus “Henry Fool.”- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 2, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
What remains rote is how easily the fiend’s victims fall for his tricks. It’s almost as if they’ve seen too many movies like The Barber, and shaved away all common sense.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The atmosphere surrounding them both is enveloping. While the story falls a bit into melodrama, that can’t chop away at the solid drama the stars and director build beautifully.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Noah Baumbach’s sensational satirical drama While We’re Young is, finally, a movie for grownups to run out and see.- New York Daily News
- Posted Apr 1, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Get Hard isn’t edgy enough to be offensive or witty enough to be challenging. It’s just dumb.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 26, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
Just when you thought it was safe to stand up to a bear in the woods, this jarring indie horror drama will make you scurry back indoors.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 24, 2015
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- Joe Neumaier
The movie is played fast but lacks wit. The script, written by Kristin Gore — daughter of Al, and author of the book on which it’s based — mistakes frantic for funny.- New York Daily News
- Posted Mar 19, 2015
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