Jeannette Catsoulis

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For 1,835 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jeannette Catsoulis' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 10 Cloverfield Lane
Lowest review score: 0 The Tiger and the Snow
Score distribution:
1835 movie reviews
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A sometimes uneasy merger of monster movie and psychological horror — with a dollop of social-media satire — this inventive first feature mines tween confusion (there are nods to both bulimia and menstruation) for grotesque fun.
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    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The durable director Lloyd Kaufman lobs multiple notions at the screen to see what sticks. In a movie held together with this many slimy fluids, pretty much everything does.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Glowing with grandiose pronouncements and uplifting sentiment, Return to Space, a draggy documentary about America’s first manned spaceflight since 2011, could be easily repurposed as promotional material for Elon Musk’s SpaceX.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Jeannette Catsoulis
    You Won’t Be Alone, the ravishing, wildly original first feature from Goran Stolevski, moves so hypnotically between dream and nightmare, horror and fairy tale that, once bound by its spell, you won’t want to be freed.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The killings themselves may remain off-camera, but the movie is still an uncomfortable watch. In Jones’s smoldering performance, we see a man stretched beyond his limits, a rubber band just waiting to snap back.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Imaginative and spooky, You Are Not My Mother shows just how frightening — and stigmatizing — a parent’s mental illness can be to a child.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Windfall is dramatically flat and logically wanting.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Like Vic’s snails, who must be starved before they can be consumed, Deep Water feels like a movie that’s had everything of interest well and truly sucked out.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite a wonderfully eerie atmosphere, this moody examination of guilt and mourning is too generic to scare and too predictable to surprise.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Dancing on the line between funny and menacing, the ingenious script (by Stourton and Tom Palmer) is a tonal tease, a limbo where every joke has a threatening edge and every “Just kidding!” only increases Pete’s unease.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The title is bad enough, but it’s all downhill from there in the revolting Belgian farce Mother Schmuckers. I would say words fail me, but they don’t. It’s just that most of them are unprintable.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Subtle as a sledgehammer and shallow as a saucer, Asking for It is painted in such broad strokes that — with just a smidgen of humor — it would pass for satire.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    We get little more than a bland romance, smoothly professional special effects and a story that’s finally too predictable to raise the heart rate.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In David Blue Garcia’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre the blade is more active than ever. But while Leatherface, the homicidal head case who fashions masks from the skin of his victims, might be busier, his ability to scare has waned considerably.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite some snappy ideas (an aggressive advertising drone pushing products as answers to the family’s every problem), Bigbug is overdressed, overlong and diminishingly amusing
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    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    While there is much to admire in this scrappy, micro-budgeted debut feature, its sci-fi shenanigans are too convoluted and its visuals too claustrophobic to sustain interest.
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    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Calzado uses more experimental techniques to expand his narrative, paralleling the flickering impermanence of filmed images with physical and psychological decay.
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    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Sad and strange and deeply upsetting, “Side A” profits from Claudio Beiza’s velvety, gray-green images and a soundtrack pulsing with heartbeats and the distressing whine of Ulysses’s hearing aid.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Throttled by a corrosive self-awareness, the latest Scream is a slasher movie with resting smug face, so enamored of its own mythology that its characters speak of little else.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This uninvolving thriller is as lacking in tension as credibility.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Only a superficial reading of The Lost Daughter would describe it as a meditation on the twin tugs of children and career. It is, instead, a dark and deeply disturbing exploration of something much more raw, and even radical: the notion that motherhood can plunder the self in irreparable ways.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Mainly, it has Ralph Fiennes to ensure that the center holds. As Orlando, Duke of Oxford and the spy agency’s founder, Fiennes might read more cuddly than studly, but he lends a surprising gravitas to this flibbertigibbet feature.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    There were moments during The Scary of Sixty-First when I was convinced I was watching a botched horror-comedy. But while this witless slurry of onanism and conspiracy theories is certainly laughable, it is never, for one second, even remotely funny.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    After setting up a potentially powerful study of damage and delusion, Pearce (whose 2018 feature debut, “Beast,” signaled an unusual talent) remains torn between science fiction and psychological fact.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Verhoeven brings more vitality to his work than many filmmakers half his age, and his screenplay (with David Birke) is a tasteless hoot, gleefully cramming the frame with blood, fornication and flagellations galore.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The confessions and tensions are commonplace, but The Humans is never less than high on the terrible power of the mundane.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Utterly baffling, yet never less than intriguing, Zeros and Ones lingers in the mind. Even after you think you’ve brushed it off, its chilly tendrils continue to cling.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Branagh’s remembrances may be idealized, but with Belfast he has written a charming, rose-tinted thank-you note to the city that sparked his dreams and the parents whose sacrifices helped them come true.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Finch is sweet, yet disappointingly uneventful.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Crowding the screen with jarring sounds and disturbing visuals, Bateman experiments with so many cinematic frills and fancies that Munn’s touching work is too often obscured.

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