Jeannette Catsoulis

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For 1,835 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jeannette Catsoulis' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 10 Cloverfield Lane
Lowest review score: 0 The Tiger and the Snow
Score distribution:
1835 movie reviews
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    With immense perceptiveness, Neville shows us both the empath and the narcissist: The man who refused to turn the suffering he saw in war zones into a bland televisual package, and the one who would betray longtime colleagues to please a new lover.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Neither slick nor propulsive, The Loneliest Whale gently combines aquatic adventure and bobbing meditation on our own species’s environmental arrogance.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The film’s derivativeness — residents literally fight darkness with light — is countered by strong acting from the two leads and a director who just might be having the time of his life. That apparent delight seeps into almost every frame, giving the film a guileless warmth that drew my good will.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Tomorrow War is betting its flash will blind us to its vacuity.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The dishiness is fun, but Lady Boss is most penetrating when it lifts the carapace of glamour Collins had constructed, both as alter ego and as armor against her critics.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    As any Neeson watcher will tell you, you don’t mess with his action characters once their dander is up. Sadly, Neeson’s dander is no match for a hackneyed plot, poorly visualized stunts and characters whose behavior can defy common sense.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Turning time and memory into an elliptical portrait of what it means when borders become barriers, I Carry You With Me, the first narrative feature from the documentary filmmaker Heidi Ewing, trades distance for empathy.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard is loud, lazy, profane and well nigh incoherent. It’s also at times quite funny, with a goofy vulgarity that made me giggle.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Giannopoulos might be inexperienced, but he’s canny with mood and unafraid to experiment with the rhythms of violence. I, for one, am keen to see what he does next.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A homage of sorts to the low-budget trash of the period — and a mordantly humorous jab at its excesses — Censor gazes on movie history with style and commitment, but little apparent purpose beyond simulation.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    For the first 20 minutes or so — a blitz of eye candy and ear worms — its breezy action and the performers’ good cheer are enough to entertain. Too soon, though, the movie drifts into narrative doldrums that derail its momentum and drain the cast’s energy.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Edge of the World plugs its narrative gaps with corn and cliché.
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    • 10 Jeannette Catsoulis
    An insufferable movie.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Gratingly sentimental and simplistic, Julio Quintana’s Blue Miracle, set in Cabo San Lucas in 2014, turns a potentially compelling underdog tale into a sermon. But if you’re in the mood to see Dennis Quaid learning and growing — and engaging in sappy conversations about fatherhood — then step right up.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Though in many respects an exemplary piece of filmmaking, “Part II” remains hobbled by a script that resolves two separate crises while leaving the movie itself in limbo. At least until Part III.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The film strains to inject even a modicum of drama.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    With its sticky pacing and divinely unsubtle soundtrack (though The Cranberries’ “Zombie” is always excusable), Army of the Dead is an ungainly, yet weirdly mesmeric lump of splatter-pop filmmaking.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Sentimental and a little corny in parts, “Percy” is protected from bathos by Walken’s proudly minimalist performance as an intensely private man reluctantly drawn into an uncomfortably public fight.
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    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    By turns alarming and poignant, Alex Parkinson’s infuriatingly deferential film recounts how Carter — passionately attached to Lucy and admittedly clueless about how to facilitate her adjustment — abandoned her life to live with Lucy on a remote island. Her devotion is extraordinary, but her obliviousness is shocking.
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    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Wise viewers will not be expecting an action movie, but The Marijuana Conspiracy is worse than inert: It’s shallow and tone-deaf. Attempts to highlight the sexism and discrimination of the time are either embarrassingly awkward or troublingly facile.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Sweet, sensitive and surprisingly insightful, Nikole Beckwith’s Together Together fashions the signposts of the romantic comedy — the meet-cute, the misunderstanding, the mutual acceptance — into a wry examination of a very different relationship.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Banishing never finds its groove.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Raw, melancholy and unquestionably mature, Hope understands that some wounds may never be healed. Even so, it takes a brave movie to hold that stance until its very last second.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Thunder Force, the latest in a string of dismal comic collaborations between Melissa McCarthy and her husband, Ben Falcone, does nothing to improve upon its predecessors.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This dull dig into human nature owes more to the aesthetics of Calvin Klein than the terrors of outer space.
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    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Woefully short on excitement and long on — well, just long — “Amundsen,” away from the blizzards and chattering teeth, is a pompous parade of stiff collars and stuffy rooms.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Playing the evil entity with convulsive movements and a killer manicure, the contortionist Marina Mazepa turns in the movie’s most entertaining performance. That’s if you don’t count Morgan looking genuinely baffled as to what he’s doing here at all.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This sweetly nostalgic look at lost boys and lonely girls feels like it comes straight from the heart.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    However effortful, the movie’s tricks are more likely to activate your gorge than your funny bone.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    As slick as a blood spill and as single-minded as a meat grinder, Nobody hustles us along with a swiftness that blurs the foolishness of its plot and the depravity of its message.

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