Jeannette Catsoulis

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For 1,835 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jeannette Catsoulis' Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 10 Cloverfield Lane
Lowest review score: 0 The Tiger and the Snow
Score distribution:
1835 movie reviews
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Every moment rings true, the vividly textured locations and knockabout relationships more visited than created.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Simultaneously rowdy and slick, Buffaloed is exuberantly paced and entirely dependent on Deutch’s moxie and pell-mell performance.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    VFW
    Essentially a geezers-fight-back siege movie (Tom Williamson plays the sole young veteran), VFW is riotously scuzzy and warmly partial to its rusty heroes.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Until its surprisingly effective ending, You Go To My Head keeps its drama under the skin. Like an animal in captivity, Bafort, who is also a model, slinks and lounges with long-limbed grace; but it’s Cvetkovic who holds the movie steady, giving Jake a secretive, worn gentleness that’s tinged with tragedy.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Absurd yet bold, lurid yet a tiny bit touching, Come to Daddy drags poor Norval from hopefulness to horror to a wickedly literal form of closure. More than a few audience members might even be happy to accompany him.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite its visual flair and unrelentingly taut atmosphere, The Lodge is more successful in sustaining unease — like the eerie, unexplained shots of a spooky dollhouse — than in building a convincing narrative
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Essentially the story of a young woman coming into her power, Gretel & Hansel is quietly sinister, yet too underdeveloped to truly scare. Together, Jeremy Reed’s production design and Galo Olivares’s photography weave a chilly spell that’s regrettably undermined by the opacity of the storytelling.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Unfolding over one acutely distressing workday, The Assistant is less a #MeToo story than a painstaking examination of the way individual slights can coalesce into a suffocating miasma of harassment.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This first feature from Will Forbes is a big slice of ham.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Using shape-shifting as a messy metaphor for sickness and childhood trauma, Stanley and Cage leap so far over the psychological top that they never come back to earth. By the end, my own eyeballs hadn’t changed color, but they must have looked like pinwheels.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Even when the ghost of a point materializes — that recording ephemera can be a self-soothing behavior — VHYes is too unsophisticated to develop it.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Blessed with a trove of 16-millimeter film footage captured during this yearlong adventure, the director, Alison Reid, uses it as the foundation for a far-ranging story of scientific discovery, sexual discrimination and environmental alarm.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Bedazzled or otherwise, clichés are still clichés, and this debut feature from Andrew Desmond is strewn with them.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A numbing torrent of largely unidentified film clips and poorly labeled commentary, Rob Garver’s overstuffed tribute to the life and work of America’s best-known — and most written about — film critic is at times barely coherent.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    She’s Missing is slow and dreamy and frustratingly opaque. Yet it has a potent sense of place and an ominous atmosphere of impermanence.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Struggling to connect the filaments of past and present, youth and maturity, Dolan seems lost, his signature vivaciousness and sense of fun almost entirely muted. Instead, what lingers is a feeling of being lectured to — which isn’t much fun at all.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A flawed and fascinating film about fame and martyrdom.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Shot mostly in black and white and with an improvisational feel, My Friend the Polish Girl is cool and clever, feigning social realism with winking calculation.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Filmed almost entirely in real time, and using a series of long, intimate takes, “The Body Remembers” is about privilege and its lack, motherhood and its absence, race and its legacy.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The result is a sometimes punishingly theatrical experiment that teeters on the verge of surreality, transfixing us with the promise of something terrible lurking just beyond those ratty curtains.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Another ruin-and-rehab tale, one that initially tantalizes then flatly disappoints.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Gorgeous and goofy, fanciful and unrepentantly old-fashioned, this Victorian adventure (it’s set in 1862) delights much more when its head is in the clouds than when its feet are on the ground.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Spraying what seems like several thousand rounds of ammunition, this sturdy thriller (the big-screen feature debut of the director Brian Kirk) has no patience for nuance. It’s a big, blunt, battering ram of a movie, but it’s not dumb.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    If Baig’s writing is at times thin and excessively pointed — like a classroom discussion about what it means to live an authentic life — her grasp of mood is spot on.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    However crucial and opportune in its truth-seeking and depictions of political trickery (Burns could hardly have known his film would plop into theaters alongside the impeachment hearings for President Trump), The Report is too often dramatically frozen, its emotions stubbornly internal.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Candid and empathetic, the movie’s segments can feel rushed and unfocused; yet they have a ragged intimacy that argues implicitly for an individual’s right to choose, without interference or condemnation.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    An unfortunately clunky, relentlessly corny salute to Rani Laxmibai.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    At fault is a threadbare, irritatingly vague script (by the director and artist Ben McPherson) that simply strings together a series of generic setups and forgettable characters.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    As the camera circles swirling skirts and sweeps through elegant cafes, the director, Alexis Michalik, whisks up a whirlwind of soapy declarations and backstage chaos. For many viewers, that will be enough, with enjoyment in direct proportion to tolerance for theatrical farce and hyper-romantic dialogue — and a lead character who is less engaging than either.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    [An] illuminating if one-sided overview of the myriad ways in which women’s sexuality is controlled and subjugated.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A deadpan take on suburban hell — I hesitate to call it a comedy, black or otherwise — the movie takes competitiveness to such excruciatingly surreal lengths that every would-be joke feels agonizingly strained.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Narrative ellipses and a slew of visual clichés — like vague shapes, ghostly footprints and disorienting flashes of light — make Mary (the name shared by the ship and the couple’s younger daughter) a particularly unsatisfying possession yarn.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A charming blend of science and conjecture, Fantastic Fungi wants to free your mind.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Abetted by Patrick Orth’s careful, almost obsessively calm camerawork, Köhler has concocted an uncommonly subtle and deliberately ambiguous work, one that’s delicately rewarding, if you meet it halfway.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A gentle, genial dip into a pool of midlife despair.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A circular firing-squad of full-on crazy, Chris Morris’s The Day Shall Come barges into American counterterrorism tactics with sledgehammer satire and a numbingly repetitive plot.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A weird, erratic and occasionally insightful experiment that, unlike its indefatigable star, never quite finds its zing.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    From its spectacularly detailed aesthetic to the characters’ march down well-worn personality paths, Downton Abbey argues insistently for the status quo.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A raft of marquee names — including Seth Rogen, James Franco and Will Ferrell — can’t save Zeroville, a maddeningly surreal head trip through Hollywood history and movie-fan insanity.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Appealing, partly because it’s so unembarrassed by its genre's done-to-death social-injustice themes, this undercooked blend of science fiction and family drama virtually dares you to turn up your nose.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Ms. Purple is a moody, downbeat drama soaked in color and saturated with sadness.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Making the most of his limited budget, not unusual for the prolific Fessenden, he has produced possibly his most coherent and visually polished work to date. The makeup effects and lead performances are excellent, and Fessenden’s signature cheek (two strip-club employees are called Stormy and Melania) never tips into silliness.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Hancock is wasted here, as are the meaty dramatic threads that Elizabeth O’Halloran’s formulaic screenplay never bothers to pull.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Caught between a hero with no personality and a villain with way too much (Fletcher’s slobbering performance has to be seen to be believed), Raymond comforts himself with shots of people gazing pensively at clues and pulling grisly things from drains.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The result might feel overlong and overwrought; yet thanks to Bader’s clever plotting and fruity dialogue — as well as strong supporting players — this grimy picture climaxes more satisfyingly than expected.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Rapace’s jangly, one-note performance is rendered bearable by Yvonne Strahovski’s warmly natural turn as Lola’s increasingly furious mother.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Vita & Virginia takes a passionate, real-life affair between two enormously gifted writers and proceeds to throttle the life out of it.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    It’s Weaving who gives this blunt satire of class warfare a heart.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Thematically underdeveloped yet pleasingly creepy, Tigers Are Not Afraid balances its mild terrors with appealing moments of childish creativity.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The movie, like the elemental forces we continue to exacerbate, never explains itself. Surrender to it, though, and a narrative - of spectacle, conflict and retaliation - will eventually become clear.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Socrates isn’t simply about being gay, or poor, or even devastatingly unloved: It’s about honoring a resilience that most of us will thankfully never have to summon.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Somewhere deep inside Driven — Nick Hamm’s based-on-real-life crime caper — lies a fascinating movie.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Freeman, never the most animated of performers, gives his specific brand of passive British miserabilism free rein. But it’s Melissa Rauch, as Charlie’s safely dull, place-holder girlfriend, who steals the show.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    What should be a volcano of betrayal and acrimony never fully erupts; even Moore’s brief meltdown feels staged, and Isabel is so irritatingly tranquil that Williams has no room to breathe in the role.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Brian Banks isn’t a great movie, but it is a worthwhile one. And if it’s indicative of a new direction for its director, you won’t hear any complaints from me.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    We learn so little about these characters or the forces that shaped them that we’re never drawn into their drearily blinkered world.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Not even John Newman’s distressingly awful dialogue can slow Cage’s roll to a histrionic finish.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Like Alverson’s 2015 character study, “Entertainment,” The Mountain sets forth a profoundly anhedonic vision of America — and humanity — that’s simultaneously upsetting and mesmerizing.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A blistering story of rage and redemption that never fully illuminates the journey from one to the other.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Luz
    Despite the strange, echoing beauty of its images ... "Luz" is, as a whole, visually numbing and mentally taxing.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    I wouldn’t dare to predict who might cough up admission for this; but if watching prostitutes guzzle Twinkies and swallow handguns is your thing, then by all means come on down.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    [A] moving drama ... With its quiet realism and almost unbearably intimate hand-held camera work ... "Rosie" holds our hands to a flame of desperation.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A smoothly efficient popcorn picture...Though Scodelario is spunky and game in what must have been an extremely uncomfortable shoot, the script (by the brothers Michael and Shawn Rasmussen) is airless and repetitive.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This is a movie that, like its characters, is more fluent in feelings than in words.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    If Petitjean’s dialogue is problematic, its delivery is no less so: at times, the discord between a character’s words and lip movements suggests that some line readings had to be dubbed.
    • 22 Metascore
    • 10 Jeannette Catsoulis
    While you might leave with several unanswered questions, the most concerning one is how this fiasco was ever financed in the first place.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Notwithstanding a lively turn from Charles Dance as a chatty brain-tumor sufferer and a perfect Charlotte Rampling as a tranquil guide to oblivion, Euphoria gives up the ghost well before either of its unhappy heroines.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Burdened neither by fresh ideas nor common sense, Gary Dauberman’s lethargic screenplay (he also directed, an inauspicious debut) takes so long to get moving that Annabelle herself should demand a do-over.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Weaving a glancing love triangle into a poignant observation on the waxing and waning of creativity, Serebrennikov revels in radiant black-and-white scenes of urban grit. The vibe veers from grungy to blissful, the characters’ earnest charisma serving as the movie’s force field against criticism.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    What’s left is a touching and tragic portrait of a vulnerable work in progress, one that for now might only be visible through a clouded lens.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Always Be My Maybe feels a lot like a movie propped up by a stunt, a high-gloss romantic comedy so mired in triteness and unconvincing emotions that its main recommendation is the appealing diversity of its cast.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    As a sales pitch for an undeniably popular program, Q Ball (filmed in 2018) builds a crescendo of hope and good will. Anyone seeking a more substantive conversation on life beyond the basket, however, will have to look elsewhere.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Detailing at once an art project and a rescue mission, a love triangle and an elaborate, outlandish bargain, the movie has a surface serenity that belies its fuming emotions.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Tomorrow Man is a cloying, at times disturbing tale of two dotty seniors whose eccentricities unexpectedly mesh.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In “Chapter 3,” the violence has been supercharged, and so has the virtuosity. At a certain point, though, the carnage becomes deadening, its consequences no more than soulless tableaus of damage that encourage disengagement.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Its ideas aren’t new, and at times Ruby and Gensan can feel like recognizable symbols of societal failure. What’s different, though, is the performers’ skill in portraying characters whose extreme mutual dependence is touchingly believable, giving no hint of the damage later revealed.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The upshot is an oppressive, inscrutable puzzle that made me more curious about the inside of Alcazar’s head than that of his tortured subject — the kind of movie that, in some circles, might inspire fetishistic rewatching. Just don’t forget to fire up the bong.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    While All Is True might not brim with excitement, it’s beautifully acted, richly photographed (by Zac Nicholson) and blessedly free of histrionics. Between them, Branagh and Elton have concocted a respectful story of loss, regret and wistful genius.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    An uncomfortable blend of sickness and silliness, this dancing-past-the-graveyard comedy suggests that the many travails of aging can be endured if you only gather enough friends and surrender enough dignity.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The River and the Wall” comes on as innocent and glossy as a travelogue, but its scenic delights are the sugar coating on a passionate and spectacularly photographed political message.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A movie that feels more like an encomium than a thoughtful probe of a brilliantly mutinous mind.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Hyett proves more successful with atmosphere than plot.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Working ostensibly from the viewpoint of Bundy’s longtime girlfriend, Liz Kendall (an excellent Lily Collins), [Director] Berlinger never fully commits. Instead, he appears as seduced by Bundy as virtually everyone else in the movie.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Thoroughly good-natured and with a handful of decent jokes (like Kate McKinnon as a vulpine suburban mom), Family would be more interesting if, instead of trying to rewire Kate, it just admitted that her harsh honesty and benign neglect were more beneficial to Maddie than her mother’s anxious hovering.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Leave it to the feted British theater director Trevor Nunn to flatten the intrigue and dampen the lust that could have made Red Joan zing.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Moody and strange, Fast Color has a solemnity that haunts almost every frame.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Teen Spirit, Max Minghella’s sweet and touching directing debut, is both proudly clichéd and refreshingly different.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Inspired by a 2014 ISIS raid on Kurdish territory, Girls of the Sun, unlike the women who populate it, is weak and often corny.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Marshall, a world away from the dank dread and crawling terror of his 2006 spelunking stunner, “The Descent,” directs like a dog at a squirrel convention, charging gleefully from one witlessly violent encounter to the next. Ian McShane, as Hellboy’s adoptive father, does what he can to calm the chaos, but the movie left me alternately baffled and battered.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The movie’s most striking aspect, though, is Lyn Moncrief’s arresting cinematography, which turns the vast vacancy of the plains into both hostile observer and hellish metaphor. The story might finally slip its leash, but the baleful mood holds firm.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite a thoroughly modern central character, this impeccably costumed, wishy-washy period piece feels like it emerged from a PBS storage trunk, wrapped in tissue paper and reeking of mothballs.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Yet underneath the plotting and internecine tussles of the would-be escapees lurks something much more interesting: the story of a seduction.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A tough but essential watch, Roll Red Roll documents how a sexual assault in a declining Appalachian town became an international cause célèbre. Shots of near-empty streets and an abandoned steel mill provide a melancholy frame for behavior that seems horrifyingly incomprehensible.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Randau’s script, though, is an implacable plod from one bashing to another.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    John Conroy’s cinematography hustles and heaves, straining to inject a vitality that the story too often lacks. Yet whether in the kaleidoscopic warmth of Jamaica or the gray chill of London, Yardie’s sunlight-filled songs will make your toes twitch.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    An old-fashioned wartime romance whose plot highlights are recognizable from outer space, this gleaming dollop of prestige comfort food is neither logically coherent nor emotionally satisfying.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Set in the American Southwest in 1879, The Kid feels less like an actual movie than a table-napkin idea for one.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 100 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Ethereal, intensely moving.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Though hobbled by an obviousness that dampens any suspense, this sensitive, environmentally concerned movie is most successful when steeped in the particularities of its location.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This lovingly made homage to avarice feels strangely limp. Instead of gushing, it trickles.

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