Jeannette Catsoulis

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For 1,835 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jeannette Catsoulis' Scores

  • Movies
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Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 10 Cloverfield Lane
Lowest review score: 0 The Tiger and the Snow
Score distribution:
1835 movie reviews
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Pondering the downside of notoriety and our willingness to exchange safety for fame, Dream Scenario is often funny and frequently surreal.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This gently humorous movie operates so smoothly you may not notice its subversiveness.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A misbegotten blend of the futuristic and the antiquated, “Divinity” is an unintentionally comical sci-fi diatribe obsessed with beautiful bodies, bickering brothers and biblical symbolism.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Intellectually rich and cinematically disciplined (brief movie clips, another perfectly aligned Philip Glass score), The Pigeon Tunnel is a cautious, playful portrait of an expert manipulator.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Inspired by Pete Gleeson’s 2016 documentary about two Finnish backpackers, “Hotel Coolgardie,” The Royal Hotel is after something more subtle than pure horror.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Measured against the often mediocre standards of today’s glut of reboots and reimaginings, “Believer” is slickly professional, its young performers more than up to the task. It’s also disappointingly, if unsurprisingly, cautious, gesturing only wanly toward the original’s potent weave of puberty, religion and corporeal abuse.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Screwy and strange, Perpetrator is gleefully unsubtle, but its ensanguinated excess is part of the fun.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Its experimental style, marked by long, dialogue-free stretches, color flares and pristine sound effects, can seem calculated and off-putting, the narrative slight and dramatically slack. Yet the film’s provocations have a playfulness and generosity that are enormously appealing.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Wrapped in drab locations and jaundiced lighting (Chananun Chotrungroj’s photography is brilliantly bleak), this grisly gynecological horror movie is not for the squeamish.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A deeply silly time-travel weepie buoyed solely by the soapy warmth of its performances.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    At a time when too many movies feel cautious and constrained, Medusa Deluxe is gloriously uninhibited and gaudily diverting.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The general impression given by this warm, low-key film is that the spying was a simple act of pacifism. Countervailing voices are faint and few; anyone seeking more vigorous pushback will have to look elsewhere.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    By choosing simplicity over specifics, the filmmakers free themselves from the weight of words and open up space for a mood of intense disquiet and unusual sensitivity.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    As for LaBute, a once incisive chronicler of male cruelty and ineptitude, his continued dabblings in genre are lamentable. Perhaps the kindest thing to do is pretend this dud never happened.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The result is a bleakly hopeless view of human nature that the finale, while cracking the door to a further expansion of the story, fails to refute.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Unfolding with a tonic intelligence and a slow accretion of menace, Alex MacKeith’s screenplay is smoothly in sync with the specific skills of each performer.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Gloomy and vague, Run Rabbit Run is a moody, noncommittal tease replete with the usual spectral signifiers: clammy dreams, scary drawings, unsettling masks. Snook does everything but rend her garments in a performance that only emphasizes the busy vapidity of Hannah Kent’s script.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The misogyny of the movie’s risibly sadistic villains is only one distasteful thread in this sleazy saga of rescue and revenge.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Top-heavy with big names (Tina Fey, Jon Hamm) and set in a nondescript small town populated primarily by sad sacks and losers, the movie struggles to get out of second gear.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Brooklyn 45 is overlong, repetitive and at times wearyingly stagy. The actors, though, can’t be faulted, convincingly turning unappetizing characters into broken people trying to move on from a war that keeps pulling them back in.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Boogeyman, extrapolated from a minor 1970s short story by Stephen King, might conceivably make sense to viewers with no access to proper lighting or functioning windows. For the rest of us, though, this near-indecipherable movie — as murky in plot and payoff as in setting — demands such a total suspension of rationality that its few scary moments struggle to land.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A trashy treat coated in a high-art gloss, The Attachment Diaries gleefully kneads melodrama, noir, horror and sexual perversion into a pathological romance between two deeply damaged women.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The subsequent slaughters are inventive, the pacing lively and the cat-and-mouse structure entertaining; but the rodents themselves are — aside from their suave leader, played by Seann William Scott — such misogynistic morons that Becky’s predominance is never in doubt.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The writing (by Micah Bloomberg, a creator of the 2018-20 TV series “Homecoming”) is so sharp, the acting so agile and the cinematography (by Ludovica Isidori) so inventive that what could have been a stuffy experiment in lockdown filmmaking is instead a vividly involving battle of wills.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A wonky workplace comedy that slowly shades into tragedy.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A glossy lesson in how to pour nontraditional content into a traditional rom-com mold, Shekhar Kapur’s What’s Love Got to Do With It? shapes competing notions of happily-ever-after into comfort food.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Trite, charmless and entirely without grace, Mafia Mamma weaves a wearying string of Mob chestnuts into a shallow empowerment narrative.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Written and directed by Brit McAdams, Paint is a comedically inert parody of male privilege that’s all sight gags and very little substance.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Like its namesake, Jon S. Baird’s Tetris is clever, crafty and shockingly entertaining.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    At times, Jenkin’s bold, experimental style can perplex; but his vision is so unwavering and beholden to local history that his message is clear: On Enys Men, the earth remembers what the sea has taken.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Though raising serious questions about the way history is written, and by whom, The Lost King isn’t a polemic, or even a biopic. It’s a quietly droll detective story, a warm portrait of a woman who lost her health and found her purpose, exhuming her self-respect along with Richard’s bones.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Washed in an unappetizing sludge of grayish green, the movie aims for serious and settles on bilious. The real McLaughlin was a fascinating, pioneering newshound; you’re unlikely to find her here.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Lacking dialogue to deepen the characters or reinforce their motivations, Luther: The Fallen Sun whooshes past in a rush of serial-killer clichés: an underground lair, a torture room, a masked maniac
    • 42 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Hobbled by a lack of visual oomph or verbal sparkle, A Little White Lie pokes feebly at impostor syndrome and writerly insecurity.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Just when we’re wondering where all this is going, West executes a final act as devilish as it is emotionally potent.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    At once dryly funny and surprisingly poignant, Jethica uses the paranormal as a metaphor for abusive male behavior. The film’s deadpan perspective and unhurried pacing can diffuse its surprises, but Ohs has an offbeat style that’s fresh and fun.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    More tingly than terrifying (and more than a smidge off-the-wall), “Dark” has a cheeky boldness. Rea, a prolific independent filmmaker, deploys the gore judiciously and his actors are above reproach.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Gently discursive and virtually plotless, The Civil Dead is a walking-and-talking movie that finds uncommon humor in Whit’s need to be seen and Clay’s extreme discomfort with that responsibility.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Outwaters conjures a swoony, dreamlike atmosphere that heightens the shocks to come.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Surreal, sophisticated and sometimes sickening, Infinity Pool suggests that while the elder Cronenberg might be fixated on the disintegration of our bodies, his son is more concerned with the destruction of our souls.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Eisenberg has already proven himself a smart wordsmith and a knowing performer of emotional unease, but this “World” is a disappointingly shallow tale of narcissism and negligence.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Ingeniously evoking a child’s response to the inexplicable, Skinamarink sways on the border between dreaming and wakefulness, a movie as difficult to penetrate as it is to forget
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Joyride, a grievously schematic blend of odd-couple comedy and life-affirming road movie, traverses the Irish countryside with a small degree of charm and a boatload of blarney.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Continuing his fascination with tormented manhood, Cooper, in this third collaboration with Bale after “Out of the Furnace” (2013) and “Hostiles” (2017), works with a solemnity that stifles the fun.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A play-like trudge through seesawing power dynamics, bursts of violence, perpetual gloom and a ludicrously attenuated finale, The Apology could have doubled its tension by halving its running time.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The effect is by turns comical, maddening and endearing as Escobar reaches for more ambitious ideas about the political appeal of the authoritarian hero; but “Leonor” is finally too mired in its film-within-the-film frolics for more serious themes to gain traction.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In service to a gleefully malicious tone, Mark Mylod’s direction is cool, tight and clipped, the actors slotting neatly into characters so unsympathetic we become willing accessories to their suffering.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Coming in at a tight and talky 74 minutes, Incredible but True is a sweetly absurd time-travel comedy that coats its lunacy in a touching poignancy.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Overlong and overwritten, “Dirt” nevertheless unfolds with an enjoyably comic quirkiness, a tale of two doofuses who sought meaning in symbols and found comfort in friendship.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Lively, noisy, dark and daft, this gloopy creature feature from the British director Neil Marshall plays like a loose, if vastly inferior callback to his two best films, “Dog Soldiers” (2002) and “The Descent” (2006).
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Only the efforts of Ewan McGregor and, especially, Ethan Hawke, as the estranged half brothers of the title, save this doleful drama from sinking entirely into bathos.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Green has made a movie that’s less frantic and more intimate than its predecessor, one that unfolds with a mourning finality.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Filmed in and around New Orleans, “The Visitor” isn’t a terrible movie, just a tired one.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    As an ambitious allegory for the chaos and torment of addiction, Hellraiser works mainly because of A’zion, who gives her scattered character a deeply human desperation.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A relentlessly somber, precision-tooled picture whose frights only reinforce the wit of its premise, Smile turns our most recognizable sign of pleasure into a terrifying rictus of pain.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Lou
    Methodically violent and more than a little silly, “Lou” delivers a kick in the head to ageism.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The inescapable impression is of a picture buckling beneath the weight of its subject’s achievements. Yet there are moments when the focus shifts and the movie shrugs off its hagiographic shackles.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Kyle Warren’s screenplay is potent enough to generate several moments of suspense, and Watts, an exceptional actor sidelined too often by poor choices, is not the problem here. That would be the decision to jettison the children’s most creative cruelties — and consequently much of the movie’s tension — and a director, Matt Sobel, who’s determined to steer the audience toward a specific interpretation of events.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    On land and underwater, the verisimilitude of the violence is numbing.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Gliding inexorably from squirmy to sinister to full-on shocking, this icy satire of middle-class mores, confidently directed by Christian Tafdrup, is utterly fearless in its mission to unsettle.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Punctuated by Gregory Corandi’s gliding, God’s-eye shots of meringue-colored desert and placid shoreline, Saloum has the extravagance of fable and folklore. The plot is ludicrously jam-packed, but the pace is fleet and the dialogue has wit and a carefree bounce.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Like most of LaBute’s work, Out of the Blue is talky, sparsely staged and presented with his signature detachment. The two leads are fine.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Jamie Foxx might have top billing, but right there beside him are the professional contortionists whose eye-popping moves are more commonly seen in Las Vegas showrooms than on movie screens.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Spectacularly uninteresting...this dreary Antipodean curiosity is a yob-filled slog of hard-man posturing, all of it bathed in an oppressive testosterone funk. And I haven’t even mentioned the hairy buttocks.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite a female-empowerment theme and an adversary fairly bristling with fancy weaponry, Prey never builds a head of steam.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    While Resurrection harbors more than one theme — empty-nest anxieties, toxic men and the long tail of their manipulations — the movie feels more like an unhinged test of how far into the loonyverse the audience can be persuaded to venture.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Slow, sweet and subdued, A Love Song, Max Walker-Silverman’s lovely first feature, is about late-life longing and needs that never completely go away.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Blending sensuous imagery with jabs of feminist wit — at one point, a vibrator is weaponized against a male intruder — Colbert sends her heroine on a transformative journey of revenge and renewal.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Familiarity might be the point, but a screenplay this coarse leaves the actors little wiggle room, reducing them to mouthpieces for recycled jokes.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    However thoughtful and well-intentioned, this debut feature is too airless and long-winded to excite.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The running time is too long, and the finale’s screaming too prolonged; but, unlike childbirth, this good-natured movie delivers a dry, funny and utterly painless experience.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 70 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In place of gouting gore and surging fright, this enjoyable adaptation of Joe Hill’s 2005 short story has an almost contemplative tone, one that drains its familiar horror tropes — a masked psychopath, communications from beyond the grave — of much of their chill. The movie’s low goose bump count, though, is far from ruinous.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Strange and squelchy and all kinds of sick, Mad God comes at you with nauseating energy, its flood of dystopian images both playful and repulsive.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    At once polished and punky, Poser is about the maturing of a vampiric personality. Like its music, the movie feels exploratory and raw-edged, yet with a persistent pathos that clings to Lennon and isolates her.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Enigmatic and imperfect, but nonetheless absorbing and consistently unsettling, Cordelia offers a haunting visualization of a breaking-apart psyche.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    At its grungy heart, Alessandro Celli’s Mondocane is about the dissolution of a friendship. Yet this cynical, near-future crime thriller, with its Hunger Games morality and Mad Max aesthetic, is too busy glamorizing cruelty to allow its central relationship to resonate.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Skillfully merging menace and sweetness (when Anna begins to speak, her parents’ delight is incredibly touching), The Innocents constructs a superbly eerie moral landscape, one that the children (all of whom are fantastic) must learn to navigate.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    With Shepherd, the Welsh writer and director Russell Owen shows us how to accrue a great deal of atmosphere with very little fuss.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Perhaps the most depressing thing about Sophia Banks’s Black Site — a dreary, underwritten thriller — is an ending that suggests a sequel might already be in the works. For the sake of its beleaguered star, Michelle Monaghan, I can only hope not.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 0 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A sequel so dumb that no effort by Willis could reasonably be expected to save it.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A sometimes uneasy merger of monster movie and psychological horror — with a dollop of social-media satire — this inventive first feature mines tween confusion (there are nods to both bulimia and menstruation) for grotesque fun.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The durable director Lloyd Kaufman lobs multiple notions at the screen to see what sticks. In a movie held together with this many slimy fluids, pretty much everything does.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Glowing with grandiose pronouncements and uplifting sentiment, Return to Space, a draggy documentary about America’s first manned spaceflight since 2011, could be easily repurposed as promotional material for Elon Musk’s SpaceX.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 100 Jeannette Catsoulis
    You Won’t Be Alone, the ravishing, wildly original first feature from Goran Stolevski, moves so hypnotically between dream and nightmare, horror and fairy tale that, once bound by its spell, you won’t want to be freed.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The killings themselves may remain off-camera, but the movie is still an uncomfortable watch. In Jones’s smoldering performance, we see a man stretched beyond his limits, a rubber band just waiting to snap back.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 90 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Imaginative and spooky, You Are Not My Mother shows just how frightening — and stigmatizing — a parent’s mental illness can be to a child.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Windfall is dramatically flat and logically wanting.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Like Vic’s snails, who must be starved before they can be consumed, Deep Water feels like a movie that’s had everything of interest well and truly sucked out.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite a wonderfully eerie atmosphere, this moody examination of guilt and mourning is too generic to scare and too predictable to surprise.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Dancing on the line between funny and menacing, the ingenious script (by Stourton and Tom Palmer) is a tonal tease, a limbo where every joke has a threatening edge and every “Just kidding!” only increases Pete’s unease.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 0 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The title is bad enough, but it’s all downhill from there in the revolting Belgian farce Mother Schmuckers. I would say words fail me, but they don’t. It’s just that most of them are unprintable.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 20 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Subtle as a sledgehammer and shallow as a saucer, Asking for It is painted in such broad strokes that — with just a smidgen of humor — it would pass for satire.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    We get little more than a bland romance, smoothly professional special effects and a story that’s finally too predictable to raise the heart rate.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In David Blue Garcia’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre the blade is more active than ever. But while Leatherface, the homicidal head case who fashions masks from the skin of his victims, might be busier, his ability to scare has waned considerably.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite some snappy ideas (an aggressive advertising drone pushing products as answers to the family’s every problem), Bigbug is overdressed, overlong and diminishingly amusing
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    While there is much to admire in this scrappy, micro-budgeted debut feature, its sci-fi shenanigans are too convoluted and its visuals too claustrophobic to sustain interest.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Calzado uses more experimental techniques to expand his narrative, paralleling the flickering impermanence of filmed images with physical and psychological decay.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 80 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Sad and strange and deeply upsetting, “Side A” profits from Claudio Beiza’s velvety, gray-green images and a soundtrack pulsing with heartbeats and the distressing whine of Ulysses’s hearing aid.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Throttled by a corrosive self-awareness, the latest Scream is a slasher movie with resting smug face, so enamored of its own mythology that its characters speak of little else.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This uninvolving thriller is as lacking in tension as credibility.

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