Jeannette Catsoulis

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For 1,835 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 47% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 7.4 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Jeannette Catsoulis' Scores

  • Movies
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Average review score: 58
Highest review score: 100 10 Cloverfield Lane
Lowest review score: 0 The Tiger and the Snow
Score distribution:
1835 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite a plot (by Ben Hopkins) bursting with double- and triple- crosses, the movie feels programmatic, its characters bland cogs in a Rube Goldberg machine.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Normal — which heralds, according to the press notes, the birth of yet another franchise — navigates its cartoonish excesses with expected competence. As for Odenkirk, he’s golden; as mythology nerds will recall, Ulysses was also known as the Master of Cunning.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Bunnylovr, the first feature from Katarina Zhu, touches on various themes, none of which feels fully realized. Yet there is such a sweet symbiosis between Zhu’s intimate, easy directing style and her unselfconscious performance in the lead role — beautifully illuminated by Daisy Zhou’s gentle cinematography — that the movie’s aimlessness rarely grates.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In its quest to give us a little bit of everything, it finally delivers not nearly enough of anything.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Dreams might feel distant and frosty, but it has a lot to say about inequality and the prerogatives of privilege.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    While much of this is muddled and repetitive, it is also now and then slyly amusing.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A depressing, downbeat thriller that hustles from one violent act to the next with only the flimsiest of narrative throughlines, the latest from the French Canadian director Maxime Giroux is an unfortunate misfire.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Occasionally cute and almost instantly forgettable, “People,” tidily directed by Brett Haley, offers less-than-witty dialogue.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This is a movie that wants to have it both way.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Sappy and silly, Eternity made me thank heaven for Da’Vine Joy Randolph and John Early as the quick-witted coordinators tasked with guiding our threesome to perpetual bliss. They’re a comic delight, and they aerate a movie that’s most touching when it’s least frantic.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Love + War chooses to go wide rather than deep, resulting in a movie that, while pleasingly dynamic, offers less psychological insight than the photographs she has gambled everything to take. And perhaps that’s as it should be.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Lawrence’s commitment to authenticity may be laudable (he filmed almost the entire project on the move in Canada), but it’s clear that he was so busy honoring the book, he forgot to entertain the audience.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Battling downpours and an abundance of nighttime shadows, the cinematographer Benjamin Kracun adds a classy, coppery richness where he can. But “Echo Valley,” directed by Michael Pearce (whose 2018 feature debut, “Beast,” mingled equally dissonant themes with far greater dexterity), is ultimately undone by Brad Ingelsby’s distracted script.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Directed, with workmanlike efficiency, by Len Wiseman, “Ballerina” is at once insultingly facile and infuriatingly obtuse, its unmodulated tumult leaving little room for nuance or personality.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Nonnas serves up ethnic comedy on a platter of ham and cheese.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Drop is pleasantly silly and minimally suspenseful.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    High on revolutionary spirit, Freaky Tales is a frisky, frantic pastiche that doesn’t always make sense. . . Yet the visuals are meaty, and the filmmakers (whose last feature collaboration was on “Captain Marvel” in 2019) show considerable affection for their movie’s setting.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Bereft of chuckles or even a substantial story, this maudlin musical fable never escapes the drag of a lead character with supporting-player energy.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A sterile drama about state-controlled procreation, “The Assessment,” the first feature from the French director Fleur Fortuné, is visually stark and emotionally chilling.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This sci-fi twaddle, soothingly framed by rolling sand dunes and a slash of crystal coastline (dreamily photographed by David Chambille), eventually tests our patience.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Its characters may be stressed out, but its rhythms are leisurely, the skill of the actors mostly countering the weaknesses in the script.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    "Section 31,” bravely directed by Olatunde Osunsanmi, is a dog’s dinner of head-snapping reversals and explanatory dialogue — a movie with little on its mind but mayhem.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In one sense, Wolf Man is a generic, and not especially scary, cabin-in-the-woods frightener that leans too often on tenebrous lighting and ear-shredding sound effects. . . Yet the extreme pathos of Blake’s plight is palpable, and Whannell is determined to make us feel it.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The film’s escalating violence frequently smothers its sweeter, more haunting moments, such as Night using the game to ease Apolline’s fear of losing her brother.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This direct-to-streaming bauble benefits from two leads whose charm effortlessly outshines the material.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Wrapped in drab visuals and a doomy atmosphere, Absolution paints a world where lowlifes rule and neither doctors nor priests can be trusted. Yet there are moments when the beatdowns pause and a misty melancholy shines through.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Matt and Mara is less a movie than an idea for one. It doesn’t help that neither character is likable, or that the director and writer, Kazik Radwanski, fills the screen with close-ups in lieu of information.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Somehow, Penn never allows Clark’s inappropriateness to become predatory, and Johnson’s marvelously expressive features reveal details the dialogue declines to provide. Yet if there’s a finer point to any of this — beyond yes, talking to strangers is sometimes beneficial — it eluded me.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Margolin’s empathy for Thelma (he based the story on a scam perpetrated on his own grandmother) lends the film a sweetness and occasional poignancy that help mitigate much of the foolishness.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Law (and his director, Karim Aïnouz) might be laying it on thick, but his grotesque tyrant is the only thing lifting this dreary, ahistoric drama out of its narrative doldrums.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Claiming inspiration (in the film’s press notes) from Terrence Malick and others, Nash has attempted an ambitious blend of art house and slaughterhouse whose rug-pulling ending will polarize, even as its moody logic prevails.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The style is stilted, the look rudimentary, with Abhilasha Dewan’s cheeky animation supplying an occasional visual lift. Yet as Wilson’s former errand boy guides us around her onetime fiefdom — conjuring an area fizzing with smut until doused by Giuliani — we may sense the milieu, but its matriarch remains stubbornly indistinct.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    There are no fresh ideas in the French creepy-crawler Infested, yet this first feature from Sébastien Vanicek scurries forward with such pep and purpose that its shortcomings are easily forgivable.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Razooli wants us to see the fantastical narratives children conjure to manage real-world uncertainties, but his vision lacks focus.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Fans typically expect well-executed jump scares, fun plot twists and the occasional rubbery monster. What they probably don’t expect is the sophisticated allegory that Imaginary appears to be flirting with — and comes close to pulling off — before losing its nerve.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A hilariously awful collision of soap opera and horror movie, Amelia’s Children teeters so precariously on the cliff top of comedy that one wishes the director, Gabriel Abrantes, had dared to kick it over the edge.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Part career profile and part psychological exploration, “Panico” smoothly accomplishes the first but teases gold with the second.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The movie is too juvenile and too timid to acknowledge the real-world chill of its online cabal of murderous social misfits.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A mood board of mashing, slashing, snapping and splintering, this feature, directed by Xavier Gens, is revenge-movie cliché ground down to the studs.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Inner Cage isn’t exactly a feast for the senses. Even so, if you’re in the mood to listen, the film’s careful conversations occasionally serve up food for thought.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Measured against the often mediocre standards of today’s glut of reboots and reimaginings, “Believer” is slickly professional, its young performers more than up to the task. It’s also disappointingly, if unsurprisingly, cautious, gesturing only wanly toward the original’s potent weave of puberty, religion and corporeal abuse.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A deeply silly time-travel weepie buoyed solely by the soapy warmth of its performances.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The result is a bleakly hopeless view of human nature that the finale, while cracking the door to a further expansion of the story, fails to refute.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Gloomy and vague, Run Rabbit Run is a moody, noncommittal tease replete with the usual spectral signifiers: clammy dreams, scary drawings, unsettling masks. Snook does everything but rend her garments in a performance that only emphasizes the busy vapidity of Hannah Kent’s script.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Brooklyn 45 is overlong, repetitive and at times wearyingly stagy. The actors, though, can’t be faulted, convincingly turning unappetizing characters into broken people trying to move on from a war that keeps pulling them back in.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Boogeyman, extrapolated from a minor 1970s short story by Stephen King, might conceivably make sense to viewers with no access to proper lighting or functioning windows. For the rest of us, though, this near-indecipherable movie — as murky in plot and payoff as in setting — demands such a total suspension of rationality that its few scary moments struggle to land.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The subsequent slaughters are inventive, the pacing lively and the cat-and-mouse structure entertaining; but the rodents themselves are — aside from their suave leader, played by Seann William Scott — such misogynistic morons that Becky’s predominance is never in doubt.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A glossy lesson in how to pour nontraditional content into a traditional rom-com mold, Shekhar Kapur’s What’s Love Got to Do With It? shapes competing notions of happily-ever-after into comfort food.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Written and directed by Brit McAdams, Paint is a comedically inert parody of male privilege that’s all sight gags and very little substance.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Lacking dialogue to deepen the characters or reinforce their motivations, Luther: The Fallen Sun whooshes past in a rush of serial-killer clichés: an underground lair, a torture room, a masked maniac
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Eisenberg has already proven himself a smart wordsmith and a knowing performer of emotional unease, but this “World” is a disappointingly shallow tale of narcissism and negligence.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Joyride, a grievously schematic blend of odd-couple comedy and life-affirming road movie, traverses the Irish countryside with a small degree of charm and a boatload of blarney.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Continuing his fascination with tormented manhood, Cooper, in this third collaboration with Bale after “Out of the Furnace” (2013) and “Hostiles” (2017), works with a solemnity that stifles the fun.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The effect is by turns comical, maddening and endearing as Escobar reaches for more ambitious ideas about the political appeal of the authoritarian hero; but “Leonor” is finally too mired in its film-within-the-film frolics for more serious themes to gain traction.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Only the efforts of Ewan McGregor and, especially, Ethan Hawke, as the estranged half brothers of the title, save this doleful drama from sinking entirely into bathos.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Green has made a movie that’s less frantic and more intimate than its predecessor, one that unfolds with a mourning finality.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Filmed in and around New Orleans, “The Visitor” isn’t a terrible movie, just a tired one.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    As an ambitious allegory for the chaos and torment of addiction, Hellraiser works mainly because of A’zion, who gives her scattered character a deeply human desperation.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Lou
    Methodically violent and more than a little silly, “Lou” delivers a kick in the head to ageism.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The inescapable impression is of a picture buckling beneath the weight of its subject’s achievements. Yet there are moments when the focus shifts and the movie shrugs off its hagiographic shackles.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Kyle Warren’s screenplay is potent enough to generate several moments of suspense, and Watts, an exceptional actor sidelined too often by poor choices, is not the problem here. That would be the decision to jettison the children’s most creative cruelties — and consequently much of the movie’s tension — and a director, Matt Sobel, who’s determined to steer the audience toward a specific interpretation of events.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    On land and underwater, the verisimilitude of the violence is numbing.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Like most of LaBute’s work, Out of the Blue is talky, sparsely staged and presented with his signature detachment. The two leads are fine.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite a female-empowerment theme and an adversary fairly bristling with fancy weaponry, Prey never builds a head of steam.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    However thoughtful and well-intentioned, this debut feature is too airless and long-winded to excite.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    At its grungy heart, Alessandro Celli’s Mondocane is about the dissolution of a friendship. Yet this cynical, near-future crime thriller, with its Hunger Games morality and Mad Max aesthetic, is too busy glamorizing cruelty to allow its central relationship to resonate.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The durable director Lloyd Kaufman lobs multiple notions at the screen to see what sticks. In a movie held together with this many slimy fluids, pretty much everything does.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Glowing with grandiose pronouncements and uplifting sentiment, Return to Space, a draggy documentary about America’s first manned spaceflight since 2011, could be easily repurposed as promotional material for Elon Musk’s SpaceX.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Windfall is dramatically flat and logically wanting.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Like Vic’s snails, who must be starved before they can be consumed, Deep Water feels like a movie that’s had everything of interest well and truly sucked out.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite a wonderfully eerie atmosphere, this moody examination of guilt and mourning is too generic to scare and too predictable to surprise.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    We get little more than a bland romance, smoothly professional special effects and a story that’s finally too predictable to raise the heart rate.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In David Blue Garcia’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre the blade is more active than ever. But while Leatherface, the homicidal head case who fashions masks from the skin of his victims, might be busier, his ability to scare has waned considerably.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite some snappy ideas (an aggressive advertising drone pushing products as answers to the family’s every problem), Bigbug is overdressed, overlong and diminishingly amusing
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    While there is much to admire in this scrappy, micro-budgeted debut feature, its sci-fi shenanigans are too convoluted and its visuals too claustrophobic to sustain interest.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    This uninvolving thriller is as lacking in tension as credibility.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Mainly, it has Ralph Fiennes to ensure that the center holds. As Orlando, Duke of Oxford and the spy agency’s founder, Fiennes might read more cuddly than studly, but he lends a surprising gravitas to this flibbertigibbet feature.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    After setting up a potentially powerful study of damage and delusion, Pearce (whose 2018 feature debut, “Beast,” signaled an unusual talent) remains torn between science fiction and psychological fact.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Finch is sweet, yet disappointingly uneventful.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Crowding the screen with jarring sounds and disturbing visuals, Bateman experiments with so many cinematic frills and fancies that Munn’s touching work is too often obscured.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A strangely listless vampire tale that unspools with some style and precious little sense.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    In trying to have it both ways, Brice has created a messy, overstuffed parody of moral policing that squanders the promise of its cleverly executed opening.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Despite the generally humorous vibe, Bingo Hell quietly accumulates an unignorable pathos.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Structured around a countdown to the ultimate prize, the story is a soapy slog of sabotage and betrayal. Sex and drugs are as prevalent as pliés, the absence of a likable character as irksome as the constant conniving.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Sono’s visuals, sizzlingly realized by the cinematographer Sohei Tanikawa, lack neither brio nor imagination. But the ludicrousness of the plot severs any emotional connection to a story whose apocalyptic stylings (the Ghostland of the title is a nuclear wasteland) gesture toward Japan and America’s painful history.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    None of this is especially scary, but, if you’re patient, Wan delivers the kind of hilariously sick climax that only a sadist would spoil. Or envisage.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    That it’s bearable at all is entirely because of the superlative acting skills of James McAvoy and Sharon Horgan as an unnamed couple forced to endure an extended London lockdown.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    No arguments, frustrations or consequential disappointments mar the film’s unvaryingly upbeat tone. This leaves us with a movie that feels more like a marketing tool for her self-designed brand of dominoes than a nuanced portrait of an unusual talent.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Kudos to Q, though, for a performance anchored in classy disdain for the baloney around her.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Penn gives him a vivid, wheedling desperation that’s weirdly moving, and the younger Penn has clearly inherited the emotional expressiveness of her mother, Robin Wright. Maybe that’s why Flag Day feels as much a love letter from Penn to his own daughter as the story of someone else’s.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Chilly, enigmatic and more than a little spooky, John and the Hole patrols the porous border between child and adult with more style than depth.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The fight scenes have wit and Van Damme delivers his lines with just the right amount of weary good humor.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Jungle Cruise is less directed than whipped to a stiff peak before collapsing into a soggy mess.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard is loud, lazy, profane and well nigh incoherent. It’s also at times quite funny, with a goofy vulgarity that made me giggle.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    A homage of sorts to the low-budget trash of the period — and a mordantly humorous jab at its excesses — Censor gazes on movie history with style and commitment, but little apparent purpose beyond simulation.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Though in many respects an exemplary piece of filmmaking, “Part II” remains hobbled by a script that resolves two separate crises while leaving the movie itself in limbo. At least until Part III.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Jeannette Catsoulis
    The film strains to inject even a modicum of drama.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    With its sticky pacing and divinely unsubtle soundtrack (though The Cranberries’ “Zombie” is always excusable), Army of the Dead is an ungainly, yet weirdly mesmeric lump of splatter-pop filmmaking.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    Sentimental and a little corny in parts, “Percy” is protected from bathos by Walken’s proudly minimalist performance as an intensely private man reluctantly drawn into an uncomfortably public fight.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Jeannette Catsoulis
    By turns alarming and poignant, Alex Parkinson’s infuriatingly deferential film recounts how Carter — passionately attached to Lucy and admittedly clueless about how to facilitate her adjustment — abandoned her life to live with Lucy on a remote island. Her devotion is extraordinary, but her obliviousness is shocking.

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