Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 54 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    For the right audience, this movie is the butt-kicking, dirt-talking, blood-spurting equivalent of beautiful music.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    In this movie, only one thing is certain: No one remains the same.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Director Fernando Eimbcke, in an extraordinary debut, never expresses contempt for his characters. By examining their inner lives with compassion and respect, he inspires us to do the same.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    No matter what's coming their way, post-apocalyptic doom or gloom, this James Gang of the galaxy is just plain fun to watch.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    If there's anyone who can make this ordeal -- and when you're plumb out of characters, it can be an ordeal -- tolerable, and even entertaining, it's Hanks.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    The movie does what any great musician should: It lifts an idea to the heights of ecstasy; it sells its song.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Lures us in with extraordinary subtlety. Keeping sound effects and incidental music to a relative minimum, it builds its suspense almost subliminally. So when something scary or shocking does occur -- deprived of those Hollywood-style cues -- we are truly startled.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A helter-skelter ride of the soul, an unblinking, white-knuckle crash landing into the mushy mysteries of the subconscious.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    May not be the ultimate word on the Tibetan situation, or even the Dalai Lama, but its heart seems to be in the right place; and it's entertaining enough to give audiences an emotional sense of the story. [16 January 1998, p.N32]
    • Washington Post
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Witty, sweet and charming but never sappy, the movie joins the heady company of such extraordinary child-centered movies as "The 400 Blows," "My Life as a Dog" and "Au Revoir Les Enfants."
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Something to get excited about.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's not the deepest thematic concern you ever saw on screen. But it's watchable, great fun.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Takes unabashed delight in itself and its own culture.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Even if you tap only a little of the magic of "Peter Pan," you'll come away with some pixie dust.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    The movie's intense watchability can be traced directly to superb performances by Jennifer Connelly and Ben Kingsley.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    There are two distinctive features to the movie: the mind-numbingly banal plot as one chases another who chases another, and all the offensive material.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    The Return is a pleasant if superfluous invasion of your local theaters. Everyone in front of the Cocoon Uno camera is back, including Don Ameche, Wilford Brimley, Brian Dennehy, Hume Cronyn, Jessica Tandy, Steve Guttenberg and nine others. It's nice to see the old codgers still alive, kicking and making whoopee. But don't look for more than extra-terrestrial homecoming.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Desson Thomson
    The Secret Garden unearths a few inventions of its own, it bears its own, quiet charms.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Amusing and inventive.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    A blithely unfunny, low-budget comedy from director Barry Levinson.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    It's a guaranteed must-see for its generation. Sin City has a long, long shelf life ahead.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    So unambiguously good-natured it feels like something fresh.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    The movie attempts to paint too large a canvas.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    There's a refreshingly unusual spirit at work.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Documentary about rock history's biggest heavy metal band is -- variously -- serious, funny, frustrating and touching.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    The result is a movie of deceptive lightness and powerful sweep. And what makes it truly work is the presence of Kervel, a first-time actor whose Anna is disarmingly self-assured and sweet. Without her, nothing else matters.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    The writing (by Bill and Cherie Steinkellner) has a non-sentimental appeal for that young preteen (and early teen) crowd that fancies itself too cool for kiddie stuff.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Thanks to strong performances from all, particularly Mount and Nicholson, we're with this story all the way.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    It's a grab bag of small delights -- and that includes a workmanlike performance by Toni Collette -- but it never quite amounts to a full load.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Martin Scorsese brings honor back to the remake. He shines up this reprise of the original with original brilliance
    • 73 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Creepy and truly suspenseful in some places, unintentionally comic or plain awful in others.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Desson Thomson
    Add uniformly good acting to Sayles' script of dark coal pits, West Virginia spirit and cowboyish melodrama and you have stirring cinema.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    A frustrating update. Take away the comedy and you're left with a pallid version -- a sort of Reader's Digest condensation -- of the original.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Its story -- and eerie allure -- comes from our evolving perception of Jackie (Kate Dickie), a surveillance operator in Glasgow, Scotland, who spends long days and nights monitoring the screens.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Lee's finest, most unabashed labor of love.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Instead of "Masterpiece Theatre"-style fawning, [Scorsese] fills this movie with visual flow, masterful cinematography and assured direction. There's an alert, thinking presence behind the camera.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Without its animation, A Scanner Darkly would have made a fine cautionary tale about drug addiction, paranoia and institutional treachery in a police state. But with a technique that turns the existing live action into a two-dimensional cartoon, the movie goes one -- maybe even 10 -- better. It becomes its own living, breathing metaphor.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    (Stamp and Fonda's) polar-opposition in acting styles and temperament, their cultural differences and their pop-cultural synergy come together with almost delicious cacophony.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    How great can an epic be, when it takes 30 years, including a whole sequence devoted to World War I, for Jean to realize he could be a little nicer to his wife? This is for diehard Francophiles and literate-movie fans only.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    The joy of this movie, which features Joss Ackland as a memorably intimidating, Afrikaner-accented boss, is in the gradual revelation of intrigue.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Malkovich and Sinise, who worked together in Chicago's Steppenwolf Theatre (which Sinise co-founded), are touching and pleasurable together. Malkovich's portrayal of big, simple naif Lennie will attract the most attention, yet he is remarkably restrained, skirting the dangerous fence between verisimilitude and sheer ham. But Sinise, in the quieter, caretaking role, achieves at least as much.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    The dance between authenticity and storymaking works beautifully.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Surprisingly powerful and universal: the search for meaning and small blessings in the face of life's utter randomness.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    When you're in the hands of the Coen brothers, you're in for sheer originality.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Spy movies just got thrilling again.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    In Milan Kundera's novel, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being," the characters are pawns on a complex, philosophical chessboard with Kundera's didactic commentary accompanying every move. In his adaptation, director Phil Kaufman films the pawns, even many of the moves. But without Kundera's connecting presence and voice, the result is closer to Chinese checkers than chess...Very attractive and watchable checkers, sure
    • 64 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Leads you through a miserable childhood without sentimentality or relief. The effect is torturous.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    One of the most enjoyable experiences of the year.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    There's no denying its surreal, hypnotic effect.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    With disarmingly entertaining movies like this, dare I say, who needs big bad superhero movies?
    • 73 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    Roll past this casino.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Roach knows to play to the movie's twin strengths: Stiller and De Niro. Throw these guys together, turn up the intensity.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Good but it SEEMS even better because of its evocative setting.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    This is a compelling cautionary tale hot-wired to your gag reflex.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    When you’re through watching The Daytrippers, you think about its minor imperfections, not because the film’s bad, but because it’s so good.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    What's Eating Gilbert Grape is a tad too precious. One of those movies that wants to address life's quaint wackinesses, it's full of characters who are quirky, lonely, bizarre or retarded. There's something intensely earnest about the project. But there's something equally manufactured, starting with the casting of Johnny Depp and Juliette Lewis.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    It's enough of a spectacle to enjoy. It's too bad the stars are little more than serviceable and give the movie title an irony it could certainly do without.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Desson Thomson
    Commitments, adapted by Dick Clement and Ian La Frenais from the Roddy Doyle book, exults in its own world. The characters, with their foibles and verbal joustings, are everything. There's something poetically sardonic in every sentence they utter.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    It's doubtful that Depp's off-kilter interpretation will have any discernible effect on the movie's success. But it remains the movie's most disappointing aspect.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Jeffrey Blitz's smart, deceptively lighthearted movie gives audiences an endearing nerd-messiah to revisit that angst for all of us and -- maybe, just maybe -- he'll end up in love and ahead.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    A subplot involving Griffith and first boyfriend Alec Baldwin becomes the-subplot-that-wouldn't-go-bust, and comic scenes sometimes go bankrupt because they just hold their stock too long. Light entertainment like this should zip along like those financial quote boards.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The grimness of the movie becomes not only too unbearable, its point is clear about halfway through. After that, everything comes across as redundant retreading of the same perspective. But for atmosphere, great cinematography and eye-opening directness, this movie can't be beat.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    You don't have to love WWF scrapping to appreciate this movie.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    At first, the picture is moving. . And suddenly charm turns to quasi-commie didacticism.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 37 Desson Thomson
    The movie, which is deadly slow and full of Japanese-bashing, is also an undisguised merchandising promo.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Although the movie is slow-going at first, it gradually awakens, like Lilia. And then it dances.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Makes for interesting, rather than emotionally compelling viewing.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Sitting through The Hangover is like watching "Memento" featuring the Three Stooges.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Glover (who shone as Michael J. Fox's father in Back to the Future) is riveting as Layne -- a speed-popping wacko more wired than AT&T And Joshua Miller, who plays Tim, the most malevolent child this side of the Styx, is alarmingly evil as the kid who wants to be part of the older gang, even if it means killing his own brother. But River stabs all-too-wildly in the dark.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's a stylish and classic gangster saga about the clashing of rival empires.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    It is sheer brilliance and testament to the vitality of an old master.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Ray
    There may not be a bigger-hearted performance this year than Jamie Foxx's in Ray.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Macabre, yes, but the movie's also inventive and funny. You get a lot of smart bang-bang for your buck.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Desson Thomson
    The lighthearted buoyancy comes through. Silver takes her time, just as surely as slowly, searching for nuance between the hackneyed lines of Jewish Moms, Barrow Boys, Famous Authors and English Lit Groupies. Everyone at least has flickering moments of originality.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    A respectably stirring film about the rupturing birth of civil rights in the South. Although most of Walk Home heads down this ready-for-prime-time moral path, director Richard Pearce and screenwriter John Cork uncover some interesting dramatic grays along the way. 
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    This is exactly the kind of weird, sardonic texture the movie is aiming for - and unfortunately, most of it occurs in the first half of the story.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    You may catch yourself trying to remember where you parked a little before the end.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A film that's tender and disarming for its intimate honesty. It's also deeply refreshing to see a movie that dares to explore sexuality among mature characters.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    In a sense, Shattered Glass is a parenthetical horror movie in which someone discovers (or worse, denies) the monster within themselves.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    It's a masterful little film, and, thanks to Zhang's seasoned hands, it's subtly heartfelt but never manipulative.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    They (De Niro, Burns) look good together. But what a staggering pity they chose such a nasty, hackneyed movie to demonstrate their chemistry.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    August, who also made "Pelle the Conqueror" and "House of the Spirits," steers this story to its stirring conclusion with firm lack of sentimentality.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    There's something impressive and yet lacking about everything.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    This is cinema as oral tradition. And one heck of a cheap-seat deal.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    The movie refuses to descend into the cute smarminess of a mutual recovery drama, thanks to originally conceived characters. We're always wondering -- and wonderfully surprised -- by their choices.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Between the movie's frenetic bursts of energy, however, there's more than enough to enjoy, assuming you're not a Dahl purist. The best thing about the movie is actress Mara Wilson (who many will recognize from her role in Mrs. Doubtfire). With sleep bags under her bright eyes, and an array of facial expressions that ranges from shocked to mischievous, she looks as though she belongs in a Dahl-like world. [02 Aug 1996, p.N29]
    • Washington Post
    • 32 Metascore
    • 20 Desson Thomson
    Heaven forbid a Hollywood romantic movie have any narrative surprises.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Certainly the going is grim, and there's nothing socially redeeming about "Blues" whatsoever, but writer/director George Armitage's movie is also funny, stirring and full of great moments done in the pop-arty, lightly macabre spirit of producer Jonathan Demme.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    There seem to be about a half-dozen spiraling subplots that go nowhere in particular. But it's oh so hiply done -- at least, that's the idea.

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