Desson Thomson

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For 1,968 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 50% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 5.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desson Thomson's Scores

  • Movies
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Average review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Vertigo
Lowest review score: 0 The Devil's Own
Score distribution:
1968 movie reviews
    • 77 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    But this whore-and-the-innocent friendship, set in Shanghai during the 1930s, is too trite to pull us in. And the gangster scenario around it (Bi Feiyu wrote the script) is similarly unconvincing.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Dogme 95 at its best: open-ended and exciting, with a grand sense of experimentation.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    This is about the rise of a pop star, plain and simple. The real deal –- and the movie's greatest fun –- is in the rap contests.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    There's a documentary-like realism to the movie, thanks to its authentic Maori cast and Tamahori's semi-improvisational approach to direction. Tamahori also gives everyone a sympathetic, realistic dimension.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Notre Musique is really a poetic essay, masterfully intermixing the director's mournful-toned, philosophical narration with documentary and staged moments.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Has the glorious, gaudy benefit of much stock footage of Those Days, featuring all manner of drag queen, bearded lady and lactating hippie.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The most cinematic of the three films. It tells its story in stark, often wordless scenes.
    • 9 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    This is definitely for people who 1) love the video game, 2) think Slater and Dorff are eminently watchable, no matter what bad flick they're in and 3) are wearing industrial-strength ear plugs.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Devil leads us into that dark, uncharted valley where evil, genius, divine inspiration, insanity -- and other unfathomable mysteries -- commingle. It also examines the hyperbolic industry of instant celebrity and ultimately shows us the complex algebraic equation that is Daniel Johnston's life.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The film becomes a modest delight.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Cruise is at the top of his form, and Gooding makes a brilliant opponent.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Want to see something strange, funny, twisted, brilliant and macabre? Sure you do.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    It's a warm bath experience, soap-sudsed with sentimentality, improbability and other storytelling misdemeanors.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    The story behind Hercules, Walt Disney’s insipid, lifeless, animated feature, is hardly the stuff of children’s entertainment.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Works best when it concentrates on O'Grady and the ever-rippling effect of his transgressions. Viewers may not remember the victims whose stories practically pierce the heart, but they're unlikely to forget O'Grady's deceptively innocent face.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Childishly simple, but extremely funny.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Desson Thomson
    Robbins, who scripted and directed, creates more than enough on his own. Bob's un-hackneyed character is the prime case in point.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Realized beautifully by director Bille August, Intentions is a moving, profound requiem to all human relationships.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Fascinating facts and testimony.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    As they stumble, bumble and fumble their way to love, they get more charming by the minute. Which makes them more interesting than Hollywood-style characters, anyway.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    It's difficult to concentrate on the story. Not that there's much to concentrate on anyway.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Nair is not making a caricature out of Lalit or anyone else. She's inviting us into the inner recesses of her culture. And it's both pleasure and privilege to be one of her guests.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 63 Desson Thomson
    You're invited to fish for the comedy within the movie, within Harry's world, which happens to be falling apart around the hapless schlemiel's ears.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    This is a superb theatrical situation, and you have two great performers doing the emoting.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Though it might lack in Hollywood production values, it overflows with moral impact.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Within its narrow, unambitious, commercial boundaries, the movie is highly watchable. Lowther is appealing, and Costner is a likable rebel.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    It will often tear at the heart too -- at least, when it doesn't feel like the rap equivalent of a classroom lecture.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 10 Desson Thomson
    It is horrible. Time curls up and dies while this Hilary Duff vehicle wheels its weary, conventional way along.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The movie's wonderfully original, fast-moving and funny.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    What's so powerful about the film is the rich stories it tells and how it leads them like so many human tributaries to one black, bubbling source.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    It's an updated Capra fantasy that goes for the sweet rather than the tart.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Vibrant and engaging documentary.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    May just be the best in its genre… Entertainment and radical street preaching, all rolled into one. If it tells black kids not to try this at home, it also revels cinematically in blam-blam-you're-dead. This is what makes the movie maddening -- and what gives it strength.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Engagement simply disappears inside its own enormous, intricate and ambitious design.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    As with his other works, [Mann] binds sound, music and pictures into one hypnotic triaxial cable and plugs it right into your brain. He makes this almost-three-hour experience practically glide by.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Love is supple entertainment -- thanks to on-the-money performances by Bassett and Laurence Fishburne as Ike.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    There's such a sense of overall intensity, you know you have been though something powerful.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    About as funny as malaria.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    And what makes this autopsy of a love affair funny is Tom's ironic, morose commentary as he revisits what happened.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Hums with compassion for its outlandish, lonely but always sweet characters.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Roundly entertaining.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Passionate, literally shimmering movie.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    More juvenile than a Mel Brooks movie, wittier than "Get Smart," almost as low as "Animal House" and close to the laugh count of "Airplane!", "Gun" is a loving parody of every cop show that ever syndicated its way to your living room. [2 Dec 1988]
    • Washington Post
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    All in all, this is a celebration of Australian exuberance, a national ethic of adventurousness and enormous charisma.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's a thrill to listen to the seasoned survivors offering witty, evocative anecdotes about themselves and others.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    A saga of unbearable sadness and romantic beauty.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Finally, we have found ourselves in a movie where the characters are free to blunder, even if it means turning their backs on us. There's powerful liberation in that, all around.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    There's more bathroom and slapstick humor than a sixth-grader could stand, and a veritable flood of drool, blood and less mentionable effluvia, most of it courtesy of Mr. Wayans as he tries to be – you know – funny.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The movie is bracing, bleak and funny, assuming you can appreciate the comedy in a story full of lowlifes, lushes and losers.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Nothing more than an over-designed lobster pot. After following the beckoning twists and turns, you're left trapped and more than a little disappointed for getting in so deep.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's a B+, not an A. This would be enough for most filmmakers. But Anderson must contend with a higher standard. It's his fault for being original.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    The inside story is weak, dull and head-poundingly boring, and the outside story is only slightly better, thanks to the lukewarm likability of its two stars.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A Chinese film whose simple surface belies greater mysteries.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    A stylish hoot: entertainingly edgy and ludicrous all at once.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    James Woods, a bushy-tailed attorney, goes the distance with the powers that be and makes "True Believer" a legal blast.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Relentlessly funny satire.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    The problem is, Europa is episodic rather than cumulative. Europa is about the highlights in Solly's wartime life. But it's not about Solly.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Piquant, thoroughly engaging character drama.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    If you don't operate on the premise that soccer is the most important thing in the universe, you might not go along with everything in Fever Pitch.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Warmhearted and slightly edgy seriocomedy, these sisters experience some pretty entertaining ups and downs. Entertaining, that is, for people who appreciate irony.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Climb into this rig and you'll be sweating bullets.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Testament to the emergence of a visually masterful filmmaker, capable of ingenious, low-tech special effects.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Has its moments of fun, many of them having to do with Reilly's deadpan comic style. But the movie lacks the original edge of its better predecessors.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Sweet Land is as empty and beautiful as the picturesque Minnesota terrain it's so clearly taken with.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A smoothly executed jab in your solar plexus, a lean, smart film noir that pokes at you with quintessentially English disdain and sarcasm.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Like rubbernecking motorists, we can't help but watch with lurid fascination.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Each revelation seems more disturbing than the next. But Chinese treatment of Tibetans is only half the heartbreak. The other is the amazing resilience of the Tibetans, who are overwhelmingly Buddhist.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Surprisingly absorbing film.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    In a movie in which time travel is used to rectify the past, it's too bad scriptwriters David and Janet Peoples didn't go through the time/space tunnel to work on that first draft again.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    It's an intriguing experience.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 30 Desson Thomson
    A second-rate romantic comedy.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Kitano the filmmaker makes sure that everything is beautiful, from the wonderful colors and passing tableaux to the intricate fighting choreography. This blind swordsman, you realize, has vision to spare.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    Feels so slight and pointless.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Desson Thomson
    Beneath the sylvan trappings is a whodunit as riveting as any.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    The animation, rendered in good old-fashioned watercolors, is appealing. It's easy, rather than flashy, on the eyes. But the best thing about the movie is the humor.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 40 Desson Thomson
    But don't let a little gore, misogyny, factbusting, counterfeit hipness and screenwriter David ("Streamers") Rabe's public disassociation from the project get in your way. Enjoy Penn's actor imitations. Or Fox's raspy earnestness. Or scorer Ennio Morricone's sentimental mortars. Or a bafflingly anticlimactic final sequence in which veteran Fox appears to come to terms with himself with the help of an Asian woman and a dropped scarf. Is that what you call a wrap?
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    This movie should have blown us out of the water. Instead we catch ourselves occasionally thinking the unpardonable thought: "OK, sink already."
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    The movie's not heavyhanded about this coming of moral age; the revelations unfurl in subtle ways. What Bernal and this well-wrought movie convey so well is the charisma that would soon become a part of human history.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    A hugely absorbing social drama that is, by turns, excruciating, sad and sardonic.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Where the movie succeeds-and succeeds wonderfully-is when it stays a heartbeat away from politics. For two-thirds of the movie, it's an involving, boxing saga and romance.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Cronenberg's deeper purpose is to pull audiences into an affecting, powerful story about right and wrong.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 100 Desson Thomson
    Has to be one of the must-see films for any student of Hollywood fame and infamy.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    Beaufoy and Cattaneo handle this potentially racy material with an engaging balance of good taste and outright slapstick.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Kidd, a first-time writer and director, has created a sophisticated but intriguingly toxic comedy of manners.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Demonstrates what writer-director Levinson does best: evoke the sights, smells and atmosphere of his youth with intelligence, humor and a keen sense of social perspective.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Settle into your seat for an enjoyable movie.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    A Prairie Home Companion tries to embrace the spirit of that longtime radio series but suffocates the very qualities that make the original show so special in the first place.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A psychic journey deep into the very fabric of Iranian (and by extension, all) life.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Hilarious, touching and wonderfully dyspeptic.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Although fictionalized, it feels depressingly real. It's a 90-minute newsreel with a broken heart.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Desson Thomson
    Guerrilla' is an engaging film, but it's a documentary and nothing more.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Chabrol arranges his story with a subtle, almost clinical accumulation. And it takes close attention to the movie's seemingly innocuous details to understand his deeper purposes.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    Theron has rendered herself 100 percent unrecognizable. Not since Robert De Niro morphed into hulk dimensions to play heavyweight boxer Jake La Motta in "Raging Bull" has there been a transformation this powerful and effective.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 70 Desson Thomson
    The effect, in this French period drama, is something like a moving pop-up book, in which characters seem to be two-dimensional cardboard cutouts come to life.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A one-of-a-kind experience, a Molotov cocktail of a seriocomedy.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    You're drawn in, like it or not. You can't get away from the immediacy. Or the feeling that you're getting sucked in, too.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    Mostly a string of talking-head interviews, but those talking heads -- more than 16 men and women -- are compelling.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Desson Thomson
    Nelson certainly passes muster for sincerity but, unfortunately, his movie doesn't have the same clear-cut quality.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 80 Desson Thomson
    A movie that grows better by the minute.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 90 Desson Thomson
    It's the atmospheric sideshow that earns the highest marks.

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