For 224 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 66% higher than the average critic
  • 1% same as the average critic
  • 33% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.1 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Desmond Ryan's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 68
Highest review score: 100 Trolösa
Lowest review score: 25 Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 26 out of 224
224 movie reviews
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Parker has honored the core of the work and in the process turned a great memoir into a memorable movie.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    A standout.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Suave, witty and wonderfully acted ensemble piece.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 33 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    Consist of little more than people arguing or clambering in and out of dusty Land Rovers.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Fry, Gilbert and scenarist Julian Mitchell make the most familiar details of Wilde's downfall fresh and new. [05 Jun 1998, p.04]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    There are points, most notably and predictably in the action sequences and set numbers, where The Swan Princess comes within hailing distance of the Olympian standards that are now almost routine at Disney. What the film lacks is an equal sophistication in story-telling that talks to children on an almost subliminal level about their fears and fantasies while royally entertaining them. It is that quality, as much as technical skill, that sets Beauty and the Beast and The Lion King in a class by themselves as the finest achievements of the Disney renaissance. [18 Nov 1994, p.06]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    This is very much Anderson's film. The publication of the novel made Wharton's reputation. The release of The House of Mirth should do the same for Anderson.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Richie Rich has some fun with Richie's pampered life, and Culkin seems at ease with the role of a kid who has been isolated from his peers by money and celebrity - perhaps because it surely touches on feelings in his own young life. [21 Dec 1994, p.E01]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 34 Metascore
    • 25 Desmond Ryan
    No fewer than seven writers were recruited to create the story and screenplay for Major Payne, a textbook demonstation of how more can produce less - in this case, a comedy that has all the brio and wit of an army training manual on personal hygiene. [27 March 1995, p.D02]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    Modernizing the play with resource and ingenuity, Richard III holds a mirror to our blighted age. McKellen's Richard, a master of statecraft and cunning blackmail and manipulation, is a very contemporary tyrant. [19 Jan 1996, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 55 Metascore
    • 38 Desmond Ryan
    If Fleming had played everything as a black comedy with a satirical send-up of high school life - like Heathers - he might have had something. But The Craft has no consistency and certainly no art as it drifts into an unprepossessing display of special-effects magic. [03 May 1996, p.08]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    The troupe deserves every bit of its worldwide renown, and it makes this Imax trip one well worth taking.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 80 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Stands apart from the trite conventions of most coming-of-age drama chiefly through the originality of Pool's approach and the honesty and conviction of Karine Vanasse's portrait of Hanna.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    In Little Odessa, Gray proves that you can go down what looks like a familiar road and make it seem much less traveled. [30 June 1995, p.06]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    It musters both the merits and the drawbacks of the landmark original.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Yet another Hollywood serving of everyman pluck, sports division.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    Remarkable movie.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    The Naked Gun 33 1/3 has the feel of a movie with too many jokes off the cutting-room floor. Through it all, Nielsen's consummate timing and ability to come through in the klutz makes things seem more amusing than they are. [18 Mar 1994, p.3]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    His (Mamet) direction is unobtrusive, unflashy, and always willing to allow the hilarious cast all the room it needs.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Transports us to a world that still had a capacity for awe, and that's the core of its charm.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 26 Metascore
    • 38 Desmond Ryan
    A pointless modern morality play set in various sleazy locales that offer sex, drugs, assorted perversions, bare-knuckle fights, and even Russian roulette where lives are wagered for money.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Nolte, reinforced by the bleak discretion of Schrader's direction and a wonderful supporting cast, makes the most of the opportunity.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Who would have imagined that the galactic Gonzo would turn out to be a more entertaining space trip this summer than you-know-what? [14 July 1999, p.D01]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 77 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    A defiantly offbeat and accomplished piece with a dream ensemble acting out one man's nightmare, it deserves not to fall through the cracks.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    He (Irving) has been able to capture the quirky tone of the popular novel.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    Unfortunately for Disney, the real obstacle confronting the submarine isn't the giant lobster. It's a foul-smelling ogre, and it's no contest.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 32 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    What Rock fans will sorely miss in Down to Earth is the earthiness and outrageous hilarity of his stand-up act.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 19 Metascore
    • 38 Desmond Ryan
    Really lost in space.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Even though the soap employed is Irish Spring, this is still a soap opera.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 52 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    Modestly entertaining when it is engaged in such a celebration onstage, but it trips up when the action moves backstage, where bad dialogue ... lurks in the shadows.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 53 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Beneath the predictable serving of sex, lies and, yes, videotape - as his characters betray each other in and out of bed - is a satire of tabloid trashiness that is truly withering.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 Desmond Ryan
    Visually brilliant and thought-provoking.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Cobb is an ironic and telling look at the machinery of myth-making and the chasm that can exist between image and reality. It is enriched by going further - into the impact on the relationship of two very different men. [13 Jan 1995, p.05]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Desmond Ryan
    Scrupulously made and deeply affectionate.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 36 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    An entertaining mess. [19 Aug 1994, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    Ricci makes all this far more palatable than it should be. She is surely helped by the dismal level shared by most allegedly more adult afterlife fantasies. The kids will enjoy the high-spirited antics, but Casper ultimately is another reason to wish Hollywood would declare a moratorium on ghost writing. [26 May 1995, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 52 Metascore
    • 38 Desmond Ryan
    The Frighteners approaches the mysteries of near-death and out-of-body experiences with a script that is - even by this summer's prevailing standard of dumbness - out of its mind. [19 July 1996, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 29 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Rather like listening to Vladimir Horowitz play "Chopsticks."
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 51 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    An undemanding and reassuring amiability that made it a crowd-pleaser at Sundance.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    Among lovers of the genre, Shane is surely among the top five westerns ever made. [14 Jun 2003, p.D01]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Vera retains her dignity throughout, which is more than can be said for human company, and she seems to be having more fun. That's as it should be in an elephant comedy one soon forgets. [04 Nov 1996, p.D06]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 84 Metascore
    • 88 Desmond Ryan
    A film that returns the director to the blunt and cutting honesty, pungent observation, and sharply targeted humor that made him so appealing in the first place. [16 Oct 1996, p.D01]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    An overpowering and original piece of bravura filmmaking that constitutes one of the most breathtaking and impressive directing debuts in years.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    Doesn't have the exuberant inspiration or seamless, polished dazzle of "Toy Story 2," but if the latter is sold out at the multiplex this weekend, the mouse is a passable substitute.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 88 Desmond Ryan
    The accomplishment of The Eel is to be both sardonic and compassionate - often at the same time. [23 Oct 1998, p.16]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    More a grab-bag of loosely connected scenes and lives than a film with a firm sense of direction.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    The frenzy and off-the-cuff spontaneity of live '50s TV comedy is lovingly captured, and O'Toole won a best-actor Oscar nomination. [25 Dec 1998, p.22]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Desmond Ryan
    A movie so dumb it raises serious questions about our place on the evolutionary ladder. [12 Jan 1996, p.12]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Sorely needs the injection of skepticism - a quality that would have been even more useful when Pollack was mulling over doing Random Hearts in the first place.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    A delicately managed piece that is by turns intimately detailed and elliptical, and that's an approach that suits the tangled emotions of its two protagonists.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Desmond Ryan
    Dumber sequels to dumb horror movies, such as the Friday the 13th series, are, of course, nothing new. [17 Mar 1995, p.06]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    Licence to Kill continues the salvage operation begun in The Living Daylights and rescues a series that was in danger of shooting itself in the foot.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    For everyone who has ever asked, "What on earth do they see in each other?"
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Brave enough to take up the war from the Southern point of view.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    The kids will relish flying Air Jordan, but it's Bugs who makes the trip worth it. [15 Nov 1996, p.3]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    The formula in Chain Reaction is familiar, but at least it has been entrusted to a proven technician. [2 Aug 1996, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    The movie may be the meditation of an old man, but rarely has a supreme artist's twilight been so richly illuminating. Faithless makes other films on the same subject seem clueless.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 54 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    William Friedkin's Blue Chips, somewhat flawed but pungently honest, is one film that manages to beat the odds and stretch beyond the formula manipulations. [18 Feb 1994, p.05]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 44 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    No one has done the journey quite like Takeshi Kitano in Kikujiro
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Surely there is a good comedy to be framed around that strange limbo of powerless celebrity we reserve for our ex-presidents. My Fellow Americans merely proves that it has yet to be made. [20 Dec 1996, p.45]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 98 Metascore
    • 88 Desmond Ryan
    The Lady Vanishes brings out Hitchcock's macabre wit and sardonic view of mankind in a light mystery starring Margaret Lockwood and Michael Redgrave.[10 May 2003, p.E01]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 18 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    The jokes are framed by a silly plot about a missing jewel - a prize sought by assorted thieves and law enforcement types and unwittingly protected by Magoo. Of course, Nielsen saves the day, but there's no way he can save the movie.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    There is a sequence where his four felons parody a sitdown from The Godfather that is both inept and painfully out of place. But there's enough in Set It Off to set it apart and to argue that, when it comes to putting a new spin on the inner-city heist, you're better off with the ladies. [06 Nov 1996, p.E01]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    A picture that's pleasantly forgettable.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    Falls short of being totally absorbing and compelling.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Apart from the patness of its conclusion, the main weakness in Edge of Seventeen is a question of balance. The women in the movie - Angie, Maggie and Eric's mother - are strongly acted and better drawn than the protagonist. Even so, candor and accuracy give Edge of Seventeen an edge over many other contenders in the field. [03 Sep 1999, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Desmond Ryan
    As full of terrible acting as it is devoid of suspense.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 31 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Feeble and formulaic.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 36 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    The kind of date movie that should do a lot to promote celibacy.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    The film is a small and polished gem that proves that with a friend like Harry, nobody needs an enemy.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 94 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    The chase influenced a generation of filmmakers, and Hackman's Popeye Doyle put an indelible stamp on the archetypal burned-out cop who was to become such a ubiquitous presence in movies. [12 March 1999, p.16]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    The $40,000 budget of The Blair Witch Project wouldn't cover a day's limousine bill for a production like The Haunting, but if you want a genuine chill on a hot summer night, that - not this - is the horror movie for you. [23 July 1999, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    By turns touching and funny, King George is the wittiest film in a long time, and anyone who savors the language will rejoice in its company. The cast is a top-flight representation of talent from the British stage and screen, but the film is dominated by Hawthorne. [27 Jan 1995, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Blithely funny and on-the-money movie.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    Achieves the rare feat of fusing tightly ratcheted suspense with intense romance.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Tedious sports inspirational that genuflects before the mythology of Notre Dame football with the story of a walk-on who fulfilled a lifelong dream of suiting up for the Irish. [26 May 1994, p.E05]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 97 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    The new print does justice to Philippe Agostini's splendidly atmospheric cinematography.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    Modest, unassuming fare for younger children.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    Manages the rare feat of being both bleak and deeply rewarding.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 69 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    Undeniable asset of an A list cast.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Among contemporary films, fans will recognize extensive borrowings from Terminator and Alien. But Donaldson makes sure we wind up with something more than Alienator: Species shrewdly manipulates some very modern fears of deadly sexual infection and touches a paranoia unimaginable back in the '50s. [07 July 1995, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 Desmond Ryan
    In Glimmer Man, Steven Seagal shows not a glimmer of acting range. [07 Oct 1996, p.E07]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 77 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    While Dumont's movie has its striking scenes, it is doomed to a sense of lethargy and inertia by the kind of people it ponders and the context in which they are placed.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    A deeply involving and disturbing movie.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Delightfully reflect the abandonment of the old image and way of life.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Robert Altman's droll 1976 deconstruction of a western icon with Paul Newman in peak form. [12 May 2001, p.E01]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Has its moments of charm, but it's ultimately a fascinating failure that surely looked better on paper than it does on the screen.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    The River Wild is not a picture that tries to break new ground or even part fresh waters. Yet it is a crisp and exciting exercise, and while it may not be a watershed in Streep's career, she shows that you can take the plunge into an action movie and go swimming without going slumming. [30 Sep 1994, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 93 Metascore
    • 88 Desmond Ryan
    A classic of subversive surrealism.
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    A comedy that belongs back on the drawing board.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    The muddled huddle that is Necessary Roughness is one long fumble strewn with offensive lines.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    One of the better Ginger Rogers-Fred Astaire outings. [14 Jun 2004, p.D01]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 80 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    A fresh, striking and rewarding piece of work.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Leaves you in no doubt of where the talent is in what would otherwise be a throwaway picture.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    There is no discernible train of thought in Under Siege 2, but it serves up exactly what Seagal fans want - a movie where the body count is higher than the IQ needed to enjoy it. [17 July 1995, p.D01]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Desmond Ryan
    Paul Scofield contributes a telling performance as an art-obsessed German officer who cares more about Monet than the lives of his men. [20 Jul 2002, p.E01]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 41 Metascore
    • 63 Desmond Ryan
    The comedy is usually silly, and - in keeping with the fare served up at these busy counters - often tasteless. The wiry Mitchell and the chubby Thompson may physically suggest such great teams as Laurel and Hardy and Abbott and Costello, but - at this stage of their development - the resemblance ends there. [25 July 1997, p.04]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 44 Metascore
    • 38 Desmond Ryan
    The kind of saccharine exercise that ought to do wonders for the cause of atheism. [15 July 1994, p.03]
    • Philadelphia Inquirer
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Desmond Ryan
    Big
    Penny Marshall brings a logic to the premise that is sustained through most of the movie. And where the other movies snickered at the sexual possibilities in the idea, she faces up to them with both candor and taste.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Desmond Ryan
    Strictly for adventurous moviegoers, a peculiar experience -- a polemic that is at once watchable and repellent.

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