Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Motorcycle Diaries
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 12 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    An odd little movie. And not in a good way.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The cinematic equivalent of a beautifully wrapped gift box with nothing inside.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    It fails to dig beneath that surface picture and offer up anything in the way of explanation or motivation.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Will keep kids happy and parents mildly entertained.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The cast doesn't impress, the story doesn't compel and the characters are too bland to make people remember them.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    This is Forster's show, and he doesn't disappoint.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    A return to form -- bad form. Lifeless, unimaginative and almost determinedly uninspired, it's paint-by-numbers filmmaking at its dreariest.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a blast!
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 36 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Rocky and Bullwinkle have not only returned, but they've been placed in the hands of filmmakers who know what they're doing.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Fitfully thrilling.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 90 Metascore
    • 91 Chris Kaltenbach
    In a stroke of voice-casting genius, the voices of Marjane and her mother are provided by real-life mother and daughter Chiara Mastroianni and Catherine Deneuve, respectively, both of whom bring heft and measured emotion to the characters.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    Stupid. Illogical. Simplistic. Pandering. And those are its good points.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Come Undone would have benefited immensely from less constricted performances from Elkaim and Rideau, both of whom go through the film determined not to crack a smile.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 61 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's little time for nuance in Stop-Loss, and it doesn't deny any of the film's power to wish Peirce would occasionally slow things down enough to let her audience ponder what they're seeing.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    If only La Mujer de mi Hermano had a dollop of humor and at least one character worth rooting for.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film may not be art, but it's got a beat and you can definitely dance to it.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Some might find the whole thing exhilarating, but exhausting is more the word that comes to this man's mind.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The whole cast is good. It's too bad all that good work isn't in service to a better, or certainly more original, script.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 49 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    Things may work out predictably, but The Ultimate Gift does not yank on the heartstrings so much as pluck them gently.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Paycheck is one of those movies in which all the ingenuity went into the original idea and none into its execution.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    Painfully earnest, The Astronaut Farmer is, sad to say, a bunch of hooey. It's Frank Capra without the genuine heart, certainly without any sense of perspective.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    "His eye is incredibly sharp and amazing, in regard to visceral cinema," says Uma Thurman, who has worked with Tarantino on both Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill. "He's a great storyteller. He's very seductive as a filmmaker."
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Takes a great idea -- what if the inhabitants of a museum came to life at night? -- and milks it for every drop of fun it's worth.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film ultimately is a letdown, leaving too many questions unanswered and ending in a gesture that doesn't really solve anything.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    A movie like this could easy slide into Shirley Temple territory, showcasing a child actor so full of sweetness and light and good, old-fashioned spunk that audiences wince. But Palmer, whose enthusiasm and energy never seem forced, avoids all those traps; her Akeelah is never less than believable.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A twisted little comic gem.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    But The Ugly Truth can't escape its own ugly truth, that the central characters are written to extremes both ludicrous and tiring.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Foxx is magnificent, taking a role that could be exorbitantly showy (actors playing the mentally disabled tend to forget the word "restraint") and turning in a performance that's controlled and mesmerizing.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    The vocal canines appear for about 30 humorous seconds, in a dream sequence, and are then never seen again. Unfortunately, the same can't be said about the rest of the film, which runs an additional 98.5 excruciating minutes.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    In some ways, Thank You for Smoking does not bemoan smoking as much as it bemoans people's willingness to be duped by smooth-tongued orators.

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