Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Motorcycle Diaries
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 33 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Dukes of Hazzard may mark some sort of nadir when it comes to movies made from TV shows. It's an overlong, under-thought and numbingly one-dimensional extrapolation of a TV show whose pleasures were, at best, marginal. See it at your own peril.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    As each male-female relationship works itself out in ways either contrived or predictable, here's betting you wind up more disappointed than enlightened.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Delivers deliciously low blows at corporate America, office politics and the lengths people will go to avoid work.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 9 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    An underlit, overlong, underwritten and overloud albatross of a movie.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Strings of four-letter words are a poor substitute for dialogue, and it's not until the movie is almost over that someone realizes there's no reason, other than assumed macho posturing, for Cube's character to go after these bad guys so hard.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 45 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Fortunately, this film doesn't have to depend on off-screen dalliances to prove its worth.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Even a superstar needs to surround himself with better material than this.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's enough wit to keep audiences of whatever age happy.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    A violent, dumb, offensive mess.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 33 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's hard, bordering on impossible, to evaluate this movie without stepping on people's beliefs.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Offers a welcome continuation of what has proven a fascinating journey both for the film's 11 subjects (three of the 14 opted out of the project this go-round) and its audience.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    As they've proven before and doubtless will prove again, Soderbergh and his cast are capable of better, weightier, more substantial stuff. But for now, slumming has rarely seemed more appealing.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Lane gives the film her best shot; she's pretty much the only reason to see it. There's an intelligence mixed with ferocity that makes her performance compelling, far-more-so than anything else in the film.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Great book, great cast, average film: Les Miserables is all pedigree, no passion.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A love letter to the time, and the period, and the legend that has grown around both. Maybe it's all too wonderful to be true, but that's OK. If Taking Woodstock is a fantasy, then it's a most benevolent one, and more power to it.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Short on details and long on extreme, unflattering close-ups.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Save for Jesus' skin color, which he shares with some of his fellow Jews, little about the story is re-imagined or re-evaluated.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Entertaining, thrilling and honestly sentimental, it's an equal-opportunity crowd-pleaser.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Pointed and satiric. Best of all, one must hasten to admit, it's pretty funny.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Largely devoid of the usual Western histrionics, this 1957 film, thanks to the steady hand of veteran director Delmer Daves, represents one of the more sober depictions of the clash between chaos and order that has always been at the center of the movie Western. [26 Aug 2007, p.3E]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 85 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A thoughtful, bittersweet film biography of the Cuban writer that captures both his irrepressible spirit and his sometimes overwhelming melancholy.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 85 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The story line meanders and too many scenes drone on; Knocked Up is in serious need of a good editor. But the laughs are plentiful, and it's the rare movie these days where one doesn't feel guilty about finding the whole thing funny.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Children should enjoy Jungle Book 2 just fine. Adults will wonder why anyone bothered.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A snarling satire of Hollywood single-mindedness and its lack of any moral underpinning.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 38 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    I know Empire is supposed to be a movie, but for a while, I thought I was listening to one of those talking books.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    There are no surprise twists, no characters who rise above themselves, no cheap happy endings. There are just people struggling with emotions and situations they think are beyond their control.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Taken together, the sum of so many parts is too schizophrenic to be wholeheartedly embraced -- the movie is played for parody, but with a veneer of respectability that leaves the whole endeavor betwixt and between.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Chilling doesn't begin to describe Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple...But the film never gets behind the chill.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a tough slog, but worth seeing once. [08 Nov 2008, p.4C]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    This would be an excellent movie from a first-time filmmaker, but from one of America's premiere directors, it's a disappointment.
    • Baltimore Sun

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