Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Motorcycle Diaries
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 74 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It was a time in history eminently worth celebrating on film.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    All that artistry is surrounded by a hackish, paint-by-numbers storyline that makes the time between dance numbers seem endless.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 35 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    About as good as the genre gets.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 20 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    An awful film about an awful time.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    Taxi's only saving grace is an inexplicable, though delightful, turn by Ann-Margret as Andy's ever-tipsy mom. She's a stitch, and about 100 times better than her surrounding material.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    G
    Unable to embrace the world he's seeking to depict, Cherot is left with a lifeless shell, a movie so preoccupied with being noble that it forgets to be interesting. The problem with G is not that it's unbelievable, it's just boring.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The story is a comic-book tale at its most basic level.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Unwaveringly predictable.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Cell is eye candy - but it could give your brain a bad case of indigestion.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 36 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Go to enjoy the technical expertise, and take a first-grader (and not a particularly savvy one) along to find something of value in everything else.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Ella Enchanted is one cute movie.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Greengrass has a fine sense of pacing, keeping events moving. It's rarely hard to guess what's going to happen next, but events unfold with such gusto that there's barely time to notice that.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A slice-of-life where being gay is a fact of daily existence, not an excuse for existential dilemmas or grand tragedies.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    This is a movie for genre fans only; there's not an aspect to it that should appeal to the rest of the world. It's neither original nor inventive, and while its young cast works hard, there's not even a standout performance worth recommending.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film mixes the psychological with the supernatural, the profane with the ridiculous, the self-indulgent with the understated, and dares you to assume anything. It's all great fun.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    Ghost Ship would have been so much better if they'd just let the ship do more of the acting.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 51 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    Disney is creatively bankrupt and bereft of ingenuity -- especially in its live-action films. [25 Dec 1998, p.8F]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 44 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    It doesn't take a genius IQ to figure out the movie's final twist far in advance, leaving the attentive viewer to wonder only about how Shyamalan will pull it off and to hope the movie doesn't turn silly.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Your basic Lasse Hallstrom formula-film, featuring people in dire situations who are redeemed when their basic goodness comes to the fore, elevated a notch by a pair of actors displaying sides we don't often see.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    When it sticks to the subject, the movie is sad and affecting.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    As great as the film looks, the story, adapted from a novel by P.D. James, never quite comes into focus.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Though lovingly crafted and beautifully photographed, the movie does little to make Jones seem compelling, or even all that good.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Gloriously retro, unashamedly celebratory of the joy of moviemaking and the love of old-fashioned heroism.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The result may not make for a great adventure, but it's sure a fun ride.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Best of all is Jeff Bridges as the voice of Geek, a laid-back philosopher-penguin who becomes Cody's low-key guru, mentoring him in the ways of the wave.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The result is a film that plays like a creaking melodrama, with good guys and bad guys and precious little in between.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Whatever spark the newer Precinct 13 has comes from its supporting players.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The soundtrack is guaranteed to send chills where they'll be most effective, and the ultimate resolution is a real shocker. While it doesn't explain away everything that's happened, it comes deliciously close.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Romanek does such a nice job of calibrating his film's squirm factor, it's possible to overlook some flaws that would sink a lesser film.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    A hollow, relentless mess.

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