Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Incredibles
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Has an unerring capacity for going soft whenever a hard edge is called for.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 73 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    I'm Not Scared presents an interesting picture of youthful innocence challenged, but not a truthful one
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    As a narrative, it has serious problems -- holes so gaping that they're all but unavoidable.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Doesn't match the impact of its predecessor, which both revived and reimagined the zombie-film genre.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Anderson sees her subject as little more than a game-show contestant. One suspects the real Evelyn Ryan deserved far better.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Scores some serious points for its dance moves but does a lousy job of remembering there's a lot more to this big old world than moving your feet.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Whenever Just Friends threatens to become a total drag, Faris bops onscreen for some serious comic business - either saving the film, or making things worse by pointing out what could have been.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Instead of heightening the intrigue in this psychological thriller, the labored twists and out-of-leftfield turns will leave audiences more weary than wary.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie has its moments, and some are undeniably affecting. But even those seem artificial, relying far too much on our familiarity with and fondness for the film's stars.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Nacho Libre enhances Hess' reputation as a gifted filmmaker and suggests there's more to Black than manic dementia. Both director and actor, however, need to find projects better-suited to their respective (and often impressive) talents.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The pleasures of this slight caper film are strictly small-screen, as three talented actresses walk through quaint roles before they hurry on to the next project.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The final resolution is silly by just about any standard. A little grounding in reality and a larger effort to avoid the trite could have made Everyone's Hero fun and inspirational for everybody, not just the very young.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Garry Marshall, old pro that he is, couldn't be more endearing as the grandfather, struggling gamely to make things right.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    A film not nearly as intriguing as it should have been, centering on a death that isn't nearly as intricately fascinating as the filmmakers think. Exacerbating the problem is a cast of actors who seem too self-consciously playacting.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Features lots of cool dialogue but doesn't provide much of a movie in which to showcase it.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie lives and dies on the energy of stepping.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Cameron Crowe crams at least three movies' worth of plotlines into Elizabethtown, and gives short shrift to all of them.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Besides offering the giddy pleasure of seeing Mia Farrow play a demonic nanny, there's not much to the film that a repeat viewing of its earlier incarnation couldn't provide.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Even a superstar needs to surround himself with better material than this.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Sentinel moves quickly and never becomes a bore. It does become something of a cartoon, though, which proves a major letdown for a movie that aims for something far more intelligent.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film ultimately is a letdown, leaving too many questions unanswered and ending in a gesture that doesn't really solve anything.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Other than portraying Mary as an overwhelmed teenager, mystified that God has chosen her to be the mother of his child, it doesn't offer anything that hasn't been playing out in grade-school pageants for decades.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    All this might be forgivable if Just My Luck had a little more substance, but it never moves beyond the single joke of its premise.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The pleasures of Ocean's Thirteen are so slight as to be eminently forgettable. Most of the "twists" in the plot are of the ho-hum variety; it's not that one sees them coming, but that they don't amount to much when they show up.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    A low-level hoot.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The sad truth is that the film squanders almost all of its inspiration in the first 20 minutes or so.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The whole movie is too predictable, its conflicts either forced or simplistic.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    With Diary of the Dead, Romero goes back to the beginning, only this time the amateurish look is calculated and the resulting film far less effective - if only because a handful of filmmakers have beaten him to the punch.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a funny premise at the core of Are We Done Yet? Too bad the movie doesn't do much with it.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Heartstrings are pulled mercilessly in Dreamer.

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