Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Incredibles
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 44 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Connie and Carla is a good-hearted comedy that missteps by trying to become a moralistic one.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Brimming with values that should serve its young audience well: altruism, friendship, self-sacrifice, responsibility.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    A grade-B rumination on what a nasty guy the devil can be.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The cinematic equivalent of a beautifully wrapped gift box with nothing inside.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    It fails to dig beneath that surface picture and offer up anything in the way of explanation or motivation.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Come Undone would have benefited immensely from less constricted performances from Elkaim and Rideau, both of whom go through the film determined not to crack a smile.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Some might find the whole thing exhilarating, but exhausting is more the word that comes to this man's mind.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's enough here to keep the movie light and avoid the curse of interminableness. Will there be enough to warrant a third Scooby-Doo film? Must we find out?
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Yes, the movie asks hard questions, but it would be better - or at least more honest - if it weren't so insistent that everyone arrive at the same answer.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie's already peaked, even before the opening credits.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Would have been better served if Carrera had spent a little more energy developing his story and less on emphasizing his message.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    True, John Ford and John Wayne did this stuff a lot better back in the day, but they're not around anymore. John Singleton is, and it's nice to see someone caring enough to keep the tradition alive.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's considerably flawed. It has a middle that's padded, a look that could use a few more light bulbs, a protagonist who never earns our sympathy, and an audio mix that leans much too heavily on the bass, often making it impossible to understand what's being said.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's an awful lot of kinetic energy to Chopper, and the violence is portrayed as graphically as imaginable.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Stars Juliette Binoche and Jean Reno give Jet Lag everything they've got. Too bad the movie doesn't better reward their effort.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Even a full week after seeing it, I'm still influenced enough by the film's many enchantments not to be overly concerned with its flaws.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Blue Crush is such a blast to look at, it seems a shame to talk about its formulaic plot, cliched dialogue and absolute predictability.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Punisher punishes. That's what he does, and that's all this movie does.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    A working-class drama that has its heart in the right place but undercuts itself by stacking the deck, letting its main character off too lightly and being overly impressed with its own profundity.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Instead of a sweeping epic, this adaptation of a novel by Elizabeth Bowen is much quieter, a work perhaps too understated and stereotypical for its own good.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    It would be nice to say that Bruce is hilarious, rather than merely (and fitfully) funny; certainly, the premise suggests laughs more consistent and outlandish than are present here.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Misfires by constantly tossing out liberal feel-goodisms.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    While it displays its share of quirky charm, off-kilter characters and outlandish situations, this is really the first film where you can feel the Coens straining to keep up with themselves.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Surprisingly funny, a deep-down-good-hearted take on that oldest of comedy conventions, the ill-prepared rube caught up in a situation that somehow never gets the best of him.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 37 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    For all Quek's insistence that she was seeking to ennoble women by helping them gain control over their sexuality, Lewis' film shows that all Quek really wanted was be famous.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 48 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Delivers an unexpected sweetness.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The actors here are uniformly excellent, and the story has a definite lightweight charm.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Laura's histrionics sometimes seem forced, and Hines has to struggle to be the heel the screenplay sometimes asks him to be.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Akin to being force-fed sugary confections from a bottomless bowl. At first the idea seems just grand, but after a while, all you want to do is scream, "Enough!"
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 43 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The biggest problem with Jersey Girl may not be exactly its fault; what is up there on the screen is cute and funny and heartfelt, even if it is unflinchingly formulaic.

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