Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Motorcycle Diaries
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Fits squarely into the "exciting" category; it's a white-knuckler of the first order.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Come Undone would have benefited immensely from less constricted performances from Elkaim and Rideau, both of whom go through the film determined not to crack a smile.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie may be too precious for mass consumption, but its filmmakers' willingness to assume the best of their audience, combined with its Everyman origins, suggest a movie that deserves a chance.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    A terrifically engrossing war film in which not a single shot is fired, a movie about shaping events rather than being shaped by them.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Tightly scripted and intricately plotted, the buddy film manages the neat two-step of being simultaneously profane and engaging.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 91 Chris Kaltenbach
    Russian Dolls never resorts to sitcom moments as it explores the transformation of friendship into love. All the characters here are believably appealing and refreshingly three-dimensional, and the situations they find themselves in have the ring of truth. You leave this film wanting to know these people, wanting the best for them.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Bolt proves a refreshing throwback to the animated classics of yore.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    When it sticks to the subject, the movie is sad and affecting.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    If nothing else, it may make one appreciate the cartoon even more.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Garden State is filled with characters you long to know more about, in situations to which almost anyone can relate. And that's as near a can't-miss movie formula as one can get.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 91 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film stays true to its characters and keeps the laughs coming in what may be the closest thing in spirit to the old Warner Bros. Looney Tunes to hit the screen in years. And when it comes to animation designed primarily for laughs, praise doesn't come any higher than that.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    An enjoyably complex sci-fi suspense thriller.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A twisted little comic gem.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Has its heart in the right place, and could have been an insightful rumination on corporate shortsightedness and mid-life obsolescence. Instead, it's another one of those Hollywood films whose feel for the workingman's life seems to come exclusively from other movies.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    What's surprising is that the film has genuine laughs and smart-aleck asides that will keep even nonfans happy (although it helps if you at least like the genre).
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton are so good in Something's Gotta Give, it's a shame writer-director Nancy Meyers couldn't rein herself in a little more.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    With Diary of the Dead, Romero goes back to the beginning, only this time the amateurish look is calculated and the resulting film far less effective - if only because a handful of filmmakers have beaten him to the punch.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Manages to pretty much ignore all the strengths of the earlier film while exacerbating all its faults.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 34 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    In this day of overstuffed action flicks and dumbed-down "comedies," (Snow Day) is kinda refreshing.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Charming has devolved into almost a pejorative these days, but Tuck Everlasting is the sort of film that could change that.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 51 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's deliciously warped, deceptively smart and undeniably funny. Isn't that enough?
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Steadily, stealthily, The Eye works its way into your psyche, playing with your mind and always keeping a surprise or two up its sleeve.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A joyful celebration of spirit and endurance.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    In the end, there's enough movie magic in The Prestige to keep you guessing, even after the film's over.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's no character to root for in this movie, no potential triumphs or resounding failures, just the sense of people going through the motions because they can't bother to think of anything better to do. And that's not a lot to hang your moviegoing hat on.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    There are moments, heaven forgive me, that left me chuckling. Not to mention eternally grateful that it's these guys doing this stuff, and not me.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Not everyone is going to appreciate the politics of Barbershop, but you've got to admire it for having a political view at all.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Elf
    Elf tries so hard to be a holiday classic, to be a sweet-natured, charming little piece of holiday gloss, it's tempting to declare it so and simply go with it.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Sometimes sly and witty, sometimes dull and forced, Coffee and Cigarettes is Jim Jarmusch's testimony to the difficulties and delights of communication.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Great book, great cast, average film: Les Miserables is all pedigree, no passion.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Rocky and Bullwinkle have not only returned, but they've been placed in the hands of filmmakers who know what they're doing.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 40 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Cell is eye candy - but it could give your brain a bad case of indigestion.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 65 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    With all its cloying, tone-deaf attempts at genuine emotional warmth, all it really deserves is to be avoided.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    An insightful, clear-headed look at relations within a Chinese-American family.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    About as clunky as a movie gets. It lurches from scene to scene with no sense of narrative grace, gives its roster of prominent actors nothing to work with and screeches to a halt with all the grace of a sprinter whose shoelaces have been tied together.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Yes, the characters in Clerks II hardly qualify as role models, but they can be blisteringly funny in an in-your-face, to-heck-with-taste way.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    At times, Sex and Lucia is too precious for its own good; a movie that demands its own flow chart isn't always a good thing. And events turn on one coincidence too many. But Medem's exquisite craftsmanship and full-throttle eroticism make his film a morass worth the attempt to unravel.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    This would be an excellent movie from a first-time filmmaker, but from one of America's premiere directors, it's a disappointment.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Gloriously retro, unashamedly celebratory of the joy of moviemaking and the love of old-fashioned heroism.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Beautiful Country is not a happy film by any means, but it does offer a fragile hope, that beauty exists at the end of every journey, if only one has the strength to finish the trip.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Laura's histrionics sometimes seem forced, and Hines has to struggle to be the heel the screenplay sometimes asks him to be.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Still, it's hard not to long for the Pooh stories of old, those endearingly anarchic little tales that captured the wonder of a child's world without ever once condescending to it.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Romanek does such a nice job of calibrating his film's squirm factor, it's possible to overlook some flaws that would sink a lesser film.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The best moments in Paper Clips - and there are plenty - come when it doesn't resort to mundane cliches or calculated emotions to make its point.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The determinedly cynical needn't bother, but just about everyone else should love Eight Below.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Director Daniele Thompson gets the point across so airily and pleasantly, in a film cast to perfection, that it's no problem accepting the message with a shrug, while profoundly enjoying the messenger.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a dignity to Mondays in the Sun that manages to keep the film buoyant, helping to keep all the despair at bay.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie finally comes to life when Liu turns up.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A withering condemnation of a culture where greed is a virtue, a culture that you don't have to feel guilty for laughing at.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film mixes the psychological with the supernatural, the profane with the ridiculous, the self-indulgent with the understated, and dares you to assume anything. It's all great fun.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Proves that marionettes can be as foul-mouthed and profane as their cartoon counterparts, but not nearly as clever.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    Long on style and technique, short on substance and plot.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Best of all is Jeff Bridges as the voice of Geek, a laid-back philosopher-penguin who becomes Cody's low-key guru, mentoring him in the ways of the wave.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    When Inside Deep Throat is over, it's tough to say which tragic moment lingers longer.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Has an unerring capacity for going soft whenever a hard edge is called for.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 64 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    This is Ferrell's movie, and one's tolerance for it will most likely be in direct proportion to one's tolerance for its star's vanity-free fearlessness.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    Nothing is as it seems in State of Play, a crackerjack political thriller in which no individual, profession or institution gets away clean.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Painstakingly painful.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    There are times when his message threatens to overwhelm his story line, and the last 15 minutes or so of Blood Diamond demonstrate what happens when sentimentality wins out over style and grit.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    It fails to dig beneath that surface picture and offer up anything in the way of explanation or motivation.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    It does offer that most pleasant and valuable of viewing experiences: A message movie in which story and character come first.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Replete with so many wisecracks, puns, double entendres and visual jokes that you almost need a flow chart to keep up with them all. But try; the effort is definitely worthwhile, and the results are hilarious.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Shortbus is nothing if not over-the-top, replete with consummated sex acts, both gay and straight.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Fast Food Nation offers no easy answers, but plenty of food for thought.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A film of so much daring, a film that takes so many chances, it's impossible not to be impressed.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 63 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    As good as Willis is, he's no match for Mos Def.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A remarkable film about a remarkable man who's lived the kind of life usually reserved for adventure novels and pulp fiction.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Sarah Silverman says things you wouldn't expect a nice, attractive Jewish girl to say. But that's only half her appeal.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    For anyone who has ever had to balance what the heart yearns for against what the head insists must be, this film should hit home.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's tremendous energy in How She Move, so much that the audience can't help but be swept up.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The result is a film that plays like a creaking melodrama, with good guys and bad guys and precious little in between.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A first-rate sail into Adventureland.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Short on details and long on extreme, unflattering close-ups.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie contains few surprises but has plenty of heart.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    If you do insist on seeing this film, don't arrive late: the clever, animated opening credits are a stitch, suggesting a sprightliness of touch and winsome wickedness of tone that's missing from the rest of the movie.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 63 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    ATL
    Unlike so many movies directed at teens, ATL is not interested in exploiting its audience.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    A film not nearly as intriguing as it should have been, centering on a death that isn't nearly as intricately fascinating as the filmmakers think. Exacerbating the problem is a cast of actors who seem too self-consciously playacting.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Sort of feel-good lesson kids will enjoy and parents should welcome.

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