Chris Kaltenbach
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64% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics.
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Chris Kaltenbach's Scores
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| Average review score: | 63 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Motorcycle Diaries | |
| Lowest review score: | Crossroads | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 419 out of 710
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Mixed: 183 out of 710
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Negative: 108 out of 710
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Fits squarely into the "exciting" category; it's a white-knuckler of the first order.- Baltimore Sun
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Come Undone would have benefited immensely from less constricted performances from Elkaim and Rideau, both of whom go through the film determined not to crack a smile.- Baltimore Sun
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The movie may be too precious for mass consumption, but its filmmakers' willingness to assume the best of their audience, combined with its Everyman origins, suggest a movie that deserves a chance.- Baltimore Sun
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A terrifically engrossing war film in which not a single shot is fired, a movie about shaping events rather than being shaped by them.- Baltimore Sun
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Tightly scripted and intricately plotted, the buddy film manages the neat two-step of being simultaneously profane and engaging.- Baltimore Sun
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Russian Dolls never resorts to sitcom moments as it explores the transformation of friendship into love. All the characters here are believably appealing and refreshingly three-dimensional, and the situations they find themselves in have the ring of truth. You leave this film wanting to know these people, wanting the best for them.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
When it sticks to the subject, the movie is sad and affecting.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
If nothing else, it may make one appreciate the cartoon even more.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Garden State is filled with characters you long to know more about, in situations to which almost anyone can relate. And that's as near a can't-miss movie formula as one can get.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The film stays true to its characters and keeps the laughs coming in what may be the closest thing in spirit to the old Warner Bros. Looney Tunes to hit the screen in years. And when it comes to animation designed primarily for laughs, praise doesn't come any higher than that.- Baltimore Sun
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Has its heart in the right place, and could have been an insightful rumination on corporate shortsightedness and mid-life obsolescence. Instead, it's another one of those Hollywood films whose feel for the workingman's life seems to come exclusively from other movies.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
What's surprising is that the film has genuine laughs and smart-aleck asides that will keep even nonfans happy (although it helps if you at least like the genre).- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Jack Nicholson and Diane Keaton are so good in Something's Gotta Give, it's a shame writer-director Nancy Meyers couldn't rein herself in a little more.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
With Diary of the Dead, Romero goes back to the beginning, only this time the amateurish look is calculated and the resulting film far less effective - if only because a handful of filmmakers have beaten him to the punch.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Manages to pretty much ignore all the strengths of the earlier film while exacerbating all its faults.- Baltimore Sun
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In this day of overstuffed action flicks and dumbed-down "comedies," (Snow Day) is kinda refreshing.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Charming has devolved into almost a pejorative these days, but Tuck Everlasting is the sort of film that could change that.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
It's deliciously warped, deceptively smart and undeniably funny. Isn't that enough?- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Steadily, stealthily, The Eye works its way into your psyche, playing with your mind and always keeping a surprise or two up its sleeve.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
In the end, there's enough movie magic in The Prestige to keep you guessing, even after the film's over.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
There's no character to root for in this movie, no potential triumphs or resounding failures, just the sense of people going through the motions because they can't bother to think of anything better to do. And that's not a lot to hang your moviegoing hat on.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
There are moments, heaven forgive me, that left me chuckling. Not to mention eternally grateful that it's these guys doing this stuff, and not me.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Not everyone is going to appreciate the politics of Barbershop, but you've got to admire it for having a political view at all.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Elf tries so hard to be a holiday classic, to be a sweet-natured, charming little piece of holiday gloss, it's tempting to declare it so and simply go with it.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Sometimes sly and witty, sometimes dull and forced, Coffee and Cigarettes is Jim Jarmusch's testimony to the difficulties and delights of communication.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Great book, great cast, average film: Les Miserables is all pedigree, no passion.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Rocky and Bullwinkle have not only returned, but they've been placed in the hands of filmmakers who know what they're doing.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The Cell is eye candy - but it could give your brain a bad case of indigestion.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
With all its cloying, tone-deaf attempts at genuine emotional warmth, all it really deserves is to be avoided.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
An insightful, clear-headed look at relations within a Chinese-American family.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
About as clunky as a movie gets. It lurches from scene to scene with no sense of narrative grace, gives its roster of prominent actors nothing to work with and screeches to a halt with all the grace of a sprinter whose shoelaces have been tied together.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Yes, the characters in Clerks II hardly qualify as role models, but they can be blisteringly funny in an in-your-face, to-heck-with-taste way.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
At times, Sex and Lucia is too precious for its own good; a movie that demands its own flow chart isn't always a good thing. And events turn on one coincidence too many. But Medem's exquisite craftsmanship and full-throttle eroticism make his film a morass worth the attempt to unravel.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
This would be an excellent movie from a first-time filmmaker, but from one of America's premiere directors, it's a disappointment.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Gloriously retro, unashamedly celebratory of the joy of moviemaking and the love of old-fashioned heroism.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The Beautiful Country is not a happy film by any means, but it does offer a fragile hope, that beauty exists at the end of every journey, if only one has the strength to finish the trip.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Laura's histrionics sometimes seem forced, and Hines has to struggle to be the heel the screenplay sometimes asks him to be.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Still, it's hard not to long for the Pooh stories of old, those endearingly anarchic little tales that captured the wonder of a child's world without ever once condescending to it.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Romanek does such a nice job of calibrating his film's squirm factor, it's possible to overlook some flaws that would sink a lesser film.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The best moments in Paper Clips - and there are plenty - come when it doesn't resort to mundane cliches or calculated emotions to make its point.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The determinedly cynical needn't bother, but just about everyone else should love Eight Below.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Director Daniele Thompson gets the point across so airily and pleasantly, in a film cast to perfection, that it's no problem accepting the message with a shrug, while profoundly enjoying the messenger.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
There's a dignity to Mondays in the Sun that manages to keep the film buoyant, helping to keep all the despair at bay.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
A withering condemnation of a culture where greed is a virtue, a culture that you don't have to feel guilty for laughing at.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The film mixes the psychological with the supernatural, the profane with the ridiculous, the self-indulgent with the understated, and dares you to assume anything. It's all great fun.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Proves that marionettes can be as foul-mouthed and profane as their cartoon counterparts, but not nearly as clever.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Best of all is Jeff Bridges as the voice of Geek, a laid-back philosopher-penguin who becomes Cody's low-key guru, mentoring him in the ways of the wave.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
When Inside Deep Throat is over, it's tough to say which tragic moment lingers longer.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Has an unerring capacity for going soft whenever a hard edge is called for.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
This is Ferrell's movie, and one's tolerance for it will most likely be in direct proportion to one's tolerance for its star's vanity-free fearlessness.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Nothing is as it seems in State of Play, a crackerjack political thriller in which no individual, profession or institution gets away clean.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
There are times when his message threatens to overwhelm his story line, and the last 15 minutes or so of Blood Diamond demonstrate what happens when sentimentality wins out over style and grit.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
It fails to dig beneath that surface picture and offer up anything in the way of explanation or motivation.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
It does offer that most pleasant and valuable of viewing experiences: A message movie in which story and character come first.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Replete with so many wisecracks, puns, double entendres and visual jokes that you almost need a flow chart to keep up with them all. But try; the effort is definitely worthwhile, and the results are hilarious.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Shortbus is nothing if not over-the-top, replete with consummated sex acts, both gay and straight.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Fast Food Nation offers no easy answers, but plenty of food for thought.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
A film of so much daring, a film that takes so many chances, it's impossible not to be impressed.- Baltimore Sun
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A remarkable film about a remarkable man who's lived the kind of life usually reserved for adventure novels and pulp fiction.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Sarah Silverman says things you wouldn't expect a nice, attractive Jewish girl to say. But that's only half her appeal.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
For anyone who has ever had to balance what the heart yearns for against what the head insists must be, this film should hit home.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
There's tremendous energy in How She Move, so much that the audience can't help but be swept up.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The result is a film that plays like a creaking melodrama, with good guys and bad guys and precious little in between.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
A first-rate sail into Adventureland.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Short on details and long on extreme, unflattering close-ups.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
If you do insist on seeing this film, don't arrive late: the clever, animated opening credits are a stitch, suggesting a sprightliness of touch and winsome wickedness of tone that's missing from the rest of the movie.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Unlike so many movies directed at teens, ATL is not interested in exploiting its audience.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
A film not nearly as intriguing as it should have been, centering on a death that isn't nearly as intricately fascinating as the filmmakers think. Exacerbating the problem is a cast of actors who seem too self-consciously playacting.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Sort of feel-good lesson kids will enjoy and parents should welcome.- Baltimore Sun
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