Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Motorcycle Diaries
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A bravura, resonant performance by Nicolas Cage, combined with some hard questions raised about American responsibility for the worldwide glut of firearms, make the film close to a must-see, if not a must-love.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Martin's script offers plenty of opportunities, but Martin the actor never takes advantage of them.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    Both a condemnation of torture as a political tool and a tribute to the bravery that exists within everyone.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The pleasures of Ocean's Thirteen are so slight as to be eminently forgettable. Most of the "twists" in the plot are of the ho-hum variety; it's not that one sees them coming, but that they don't amount to much when they show up.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Outside of a strong (and largely misused) cast and an abundance of moody atmosphere, there's precious little to recommend this exploitative mess.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Some adults may find the film unbearably simplistic, or its pace burdensomely slow. But it would be a shame if movie audiences have become so hyper-adrenalized that they can't appreciate a charmer like Curious George.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A good film that, with a little extra care, could have been great.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Although some clever touches are clearly directed at adults -- much of the film's humor is quite likely to go under your head. [20 Nov 1998]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 23 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    Oh, this is all so terribly not good.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    An insightful, clear-headed look at relations within a Chinese-American family.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Fans of anime probably will find Vampire Hunter D plenty thrilling. Non-fans, or those not familiar with the genre, will enjoy the film's gothic atmosphere, but may wonder what all the fuss is about.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 70 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Offers plenty of honest, good-natured laughs in the process. That's something young and old can appreciate equally.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Stuck On You is proof that sweet and funny don't always make for the best mix.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Goes to such great lengths to show the greatness of its Navy diver hero that it neglects to add much depth to his character - or the story.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The results are sometimes too frenetic, the laughs too obvious and predictable. But director Joel Zwick paces things well, and leavens the lunacy with enough seriousness (including a wonderfully poignant exchange between Toula and her brother) to keep the film grounded in the real.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Ultimately, the film can't help but disappoint. Movies where you're continually waiting for the other shoe to drop are never as much fun as those where you never expected the first one to fall.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 61 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Well-paced, scathingly funny satire of the fashion industry and its eminently lampoonable pomposity.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 61 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's little time for nuance in Stop-Loss, and it doesn't deny any of the film's power to wish Peirce would occasionally slow things down enough to let her audience ponder what they're seeing.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The story seems fresh and alive. They also had the good sense to cast Dunst, at 19 already one of Hollywood's finest and most consistent actresses.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's enough wit to keep audiences of whatever age happy.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Like the coolest train set a kid ever had. It's not real and the faces on the toy people don't look human, but it has bells and whistles galore and will take you as far as your imagination allows.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Simply twiddling with the fine-tuning on the central character is not enough to warrant remaking a film. Both Glover and Willard deserve better.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Everything about this film is drenched in adrenaline.
    • 20 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    An awful film about an awful time.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Star Maps is the work of a talented group of young actors and filmmakers anxious to try as much as they can and see what works. Not all of it does.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A more honest version of "Summer of '42."
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Foxx is magnificent, taking a role that could be exorbitantly showy (actors playing the mentally disabled tend to forget the word "restraint") and turning in a performance that's controlled and mesmerizing.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Clearly a spiritual descendant of the old Looney Toons cartoons; it's not hard to imagine Daffy, Bugs, Porky and their pals in the starring roles here. And that's a cinematic pedigree worth cherishing.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 61 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Blue Crush is such a blast to look at, it seems a shame to talk about its formulaic plot, cliched dialogue and absolute predictability.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The performances of Luna and, especially, Reilly, make the film more enthralling than it perhaps deserves to be.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Romantically nostalgic, a love letter to growing up in simpler times.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    This depressing look at love isn't quite worth enduring.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The whole thing is too giddy to be taken seriously and too much of a confection to leave much of a lasting impression. But for 140 minutes, at least, it should give non-fanboys at least an idea of what all the fuss is about.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    This delightful, if perhaps too calculatedly winsome, comedy presents seniors who are coping with emotional and physical losses and challenges them to act like the young people they still are at heart.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    The result is a highly critical and impossible-to-dismiss examination of the administration's rush to war that is sure to move both sides of the political spectrum to apoplexy.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Would have been better served if Carrera had spent a little more energy developing his story and less on emphasizing his message.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Clearing reminds us what a riveting presence he (Redford) can be.
    • 33 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    New York Minute isn't High Art, but it is highly entertaining, especially if you're a member of its target audience.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It offers top actors in Fiennes and Richardson, plus a rare joint appearance by the sisters Redgrave.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    For at least two-thirds of its length, all elements combine for a taut thriller, a Hitchcockian exercise in suspense pitting human frailty - can our minds be trusted? - against human resourcefulness.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    When Crews is onscreen, White Chicks is a film that fears nothing and no one. When he's not, it's a film too tentative and soft-hearted to scale the farcical heights to which it aspires.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Don't go expecting a good time to be had. But by all means, go to revel in a movie that, for about two-thirds of its length, is Mamet at the top of his game -- intelligent, tightly crafted, densely layered.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    If only it had a plot mere humans could follow.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    A film as clever and embracingly ribald as this shouldn't have to resort to cliche in the end; director Nigel Cole should have kept his girls in Britain and kept the mood light.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    An action-adventure flick that could turn into this generation's "Raiders of the Lost Ark."
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Last Mimzy displays a gentle touch and the best of intentions. But the film's message never quite becomes clear; what, exactly, are young minds supposed to take away from this film?
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The actors here are uniformly excellent, and the story has a definite lightweight charm.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Perhaps the best thing about Better Than Chocolate is that it works as a comedy of characters, not of morals. If there's such a thing as a screwball same-sex comedy, this is it. [10 Sep 1999]
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Yes, the movie asks hard questions, but it would be better - or at least more honest - if it weren't so insistent that everyone arrive at the same answer.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Despite stellar work from the cast, the movie seems as emotionally distant from its audience as its characters are from each other.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Misfires by constantly tossing out liberal feel-goodisms.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 69 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    "His eye is incredibly sharp and amazing, in regard to visceral cinema," says Uma Thurman, who has worked with Tarantino on both Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill. "He's a great storyteller. He's very seductive as a filmmaker."
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Moonlight Mile leavens the mood occasionally, but it cheapens things by insisting that everybody onscreen and in the audience leavethe theater smiling.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Earns few points for originality, but scads for good-hearted exuberance.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Dawn of the Dead may depict the end of the world as we know it, but rarely has watching doom proved such a kick.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Moves along with great speed and verve, and it's got just enough of a sci-fi sheen to make things interesting, if not provocative. Philosophers and true believers may be disappointed, but for movie fans, I, Robot mostly delivers the goods.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    All three actresses are appealing, but Fisher, proving her scene-stealing turn in Wedding Crashers was no fluke, shines brightest.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Heartstrings are pulled mercilessly in Dreamer.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    True, the movie tends toward the treacly at times, and the children's mischievousness seems a bit forced. But Thompson's turn as a glammed-down Mary Poppins with an even more no-nonsense attitude is hard to resist.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The cinematic equivalent of a careless foot fault.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    A derivative little tale with enough good intentions to recommend it, but not enough substance to embrace it.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Wicker Man is too loony to be a drama, too earnest to be a comedy, too predictable to be a horror film.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Anderson sees her subject as little more than a game-show contestant. One suspects the real Evelyn Ryan deserved far better.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    If Kill Bill Vol. 1 was bloody exhilarating, Vol. 2 is bloody great. And, as a bonus, not nearly so bloody.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Reader is ponderously self-important and smugly Socratic, brimming with unfinished sentences and pregnant pauses; if a single character would only say what he thinks, the movie would be over in 30 minutes
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    While Bresson's insistence on juxtaposing brute force with sublime grace isn't subtle, it is effective.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Looming large over all this is Jackson, who glowers and growls and acts the hero better than any actor out there.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Partially financed by the liberal Move On.org, speaks most eloquently when it lets Fox News do the talking.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Veggie Tales is one amusing salad.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 58 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Prime serves as yet another showcase for Streep; to prove how expertly she plays a Jewish mother with a Ph.D. in psychology, just imagine Barbra Streisand in the role -- you'd have a farce only a step above slapstick. With Streep, you get a smartly observant comedy that never overplays its hand.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The whole cast is good. It's too bad all that good work isn't in service to a better, or certainly more original, script.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a ton of joy in The Legend of 1900 -- but it's laid on so thick that one ends up more numbed than stirred, overcome by one too many Hallmark moments.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The end result is more a lecture than a film; audiences may come away understanding what went on, but for most, the emotional connection will be lacking.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Caan is so good as a man who watches helplessly as everything he's worked for crumbles around him, that he steals the picture from both Wahlberg and Phoenix, the ostensible stars.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Garry Marshall, old pro that he is, couldn't be more endearing as the grandfather, struggling gamely to make things right.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie's already peaked, even before the opening credits.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Good intentions are no substitute for good filmmaking, and Spy Kids 3D is nothing more than a retread in flashier clothing.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The best thing about 13 Going on 30 is that an ever-game Jennifer Garner is cheerfully convincing as a 13-year-old in a 30-year-old body. The worst thing is the feeling we've seen this movie before, done better.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie is so determinedly lightweight that it floats above the fray, stopping only for the occasional mild chuckle.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Soars on the strength of strong acting and a script that stubbornly refuses to go all sappy and preachy.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Madagascar doesn't do much, except make you laugh. All hail such a minimalist approach.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Hannibal isn't art. But for filmgoers with a taste for the absurd and a tolerance for the blackest of black humor, it's one heck of a thrill ride.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 57 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a thrill ride not to be missed.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film marks Braff as a talent to watch, blessed with the sort of natural, everyman appeal that audiences eat up.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's mindless, which is rarely true of French cinema, dull, which is rarely true of Hong Kong films, and portentous, which shouldn't be true of any film about a man-eating dog.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    How much adorable can one person take?
    • 56 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Baseball, Boston and Drew Barrymore. Certainly sounds like a winning combination.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A Dirty Shame is certainly dirty, and maybe it's even a shame. But this is the John Waters we've come to know and cherish, and that alone is cause to celebrate.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Unabashedly sentimental and just as unabashedly cliched.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Forgive me for being underwhelmed.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 56 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Extreme Measures, a new medical thriller with Hugh Grant and Gene Hackman as doctors with differing views on medical ethics, is an episode of "Beauty and the Beast" grafted onto an episode of "ER" as directed by Alfred Hitchcock.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Meandering, forgettable trifle.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    This is a movie for genre fans only; there's not an aspect to it that should appeal to the rest of the world. It's neither original nor inventive, and while its young cast works hard, there's not even a standout performance worth recommending.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Nothing seriously detracts from the film's overall brilliance.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 56 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    A cautionary tale, a warning not to gather all of your neurotic friends in one room - or better yet, not to have so many neurotic friends.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Legend of Bagger Vance is nothing but "The Natural" with Will Smith playing the bat.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A love letter to the time, and the period, and the legend that has grown around both. Maybe it's all too wonderful to be true, but that's OK. If Taking Woodstock is a fantasy, then it's a most benevolent one, and more power to it.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's impossible not to be exhilarated by the energy and determination that infuses every frame.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    In a society where athletic competitions are too often likened to war, the recognition that everyone's equal once they're off the playing field is a welcome reminder of that little thing called perspective, not to mention sportsmanship.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    It rarely strikes the right tone and ultimately falls short of what one would expect from a collaboration between director Wim Wenders and writer Sam Shepard.

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