Chris Kaltenbach
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64% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.9 points lower than other critics.
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Chris Kaltenbach's Scores
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| Average review score: | 63 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Motorcycle Diaries | |
| Lowest review score: | Crossroads | |
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Positive: 419 out of 710
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Mixed: 183 out of 710
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Negative: 108 out of 710
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A bravura, resonant performance by Nicolas Cage, combined with some hard questions raised about American responsibility for the worldwide glut of firearms, make the film close to a must-see, if not a must-love.- Baltimore Sun
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Martin's script offers plenty of opportunities, but Martin the actor never takes advantage of them.- Baltimore Sun
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Both a condemnation of torture as a political tool and a tribute to the bravery that exists within everyone.- Baltimore Sun
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The pleasures of Ocean's Thirteen are so slight as to be eminently forgettable. Most of the "twists" in the plot are of the ho-hum variety; it's not that one sees them coming, but that they don't amount to much when they show up.- Baltimore Sun
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Outside of a strong (and largely misused) cast and an abundance of moody atmosphere, there's precious little to recommend this exploitative mess.- Baltimore Sun
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Some adults may find the film unbearably simplistic, or its pace burdensomely slow. But it would be a shame if movie audiences have become so hyper-adrenalized that they can't appreciate a charmer like Curious George.- Baltimore Sun
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Although some clever touches are clearly directed at adults -- much of the film's humor is quite likely to go under your head. [20 Nov 1998]- Baltimore Sun
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An insightful, clear-headed look at relations within a Chinese-American family.- Baltimore Sun
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Fans of anime probably will find Vampire Hunter D plenty thrilling. Non-fans, or those not familiar with the genre, will enjoy the film's gothic atmosphere, but may wonder what all the fuss is about.- Baltimore Sun
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Offers plenty of honest, good-natured laughs in the process. That's something young and old can appreciate equally.- Baltimore Sun
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Stuck On You is proof that sweet and funny don't always make for the best mix.- Baltimore Sun
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Goes to such great lengths to show the greatness of its Navy diver hero that it neglects to add much depth to his character - or the story.- Baltimore Sun
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The results are sometimes too frenetic, the laughs too obvious and predictable. But director Joel Zwick paces things well, and leavens the lunacy with enough seriousness (including a wonderfully poignant exchange between Toula and her brother) to keep the film grounded in the real.- Baltimore Sun
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Ultimately, the film can't help but disappoint. Movies where you're continually waiting for the other shoe to drop are never as much fun as those where you never expected the first one to fall.- Baltimore Sun
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Well-paced, scathingly funny satire of the fashion industry and its eminently lampoonable pomposity.- Baltimore Sun
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There's little time for nuance in Stop-Loss, and it doesn't deny any of the film's power to wish Peirce would occasionally slow things down enough to let her audience ponder what they're seeing.- Baltimore Sun
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The story seems fresh and alive. They also had the good sense to cast Dunst, at 19 already one of Hollywood's finest and most consistent actresses.- Baltimore Sun
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Like the coolest train set a kid ever had. It's not real and the faces on the toy people don't look human, but it has bells and whistles galore and will take you as far as your imagination allows.- Baltimore Sun
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Simply twiddling with the fine-tuning on the central character is not enough to warrant remaking a film. Both Glover and Willard deserve better.- Baltimore Sun
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Star Maps is the work of a talented group of young actors and filmmakers anxious to try as much as they can and see what works. Not all of it does.- Baltimore Sun
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Foxx is magnificent, taking a role that could be exorbitantly showy (actors playing the mentally disabled tend to forget the word "restraint") and turning in a performance that's controlled and mesmerizing.- Baltimore Sun
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Clearly a spiritual descendant of the old Looney Toons cartoons; it's not hard to imagine Daffy, Bugs, Porky and their pals in the starring roles here. And that's a cinematic pedigree worth cherishing.- Baltimore Sun
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Blue Crush is such a blast to look at, it seems a shame to talk about its formulaic plot, cliched dialogue and absolute predictability.- Baltimore Sun
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The performances of Luna and, especially, Reilly, make the film more enthralling than it perhaps deserves to be.- Baltimore Sun
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The whole thing is too giddy to be taken seriously and too much of a confection to leave much of a lasting impression. But for 140 minutes, at least, it should give non-fanboys at least an idea of what all the fuss is about.- Baltimore Sun
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This delightful, if perhaps too calculatedly winsome, comedy presents seniors who are coping with emotional and physical losses and challenges them to act like the young people they still are at heart.- Baltimore Sun
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The result is a highly critical and impossible-to-dismiss examination of the administration's rush to war that is sure to move both sides of the political spectrum to apoplexy.- Baltimore Sun
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Would have been better served if Carrera had spent a little more energy developing his story and less on emphasizing his message.- Baltimore Sun
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New York Minute isn't High Art, but it is highly entertaining, especially if you're a member of its target audience.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
It offers top actors in Fiennes and Richardson, plus a rare joint appearance by the sisters Redgrave.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
For at least two-thirds of its length, all elements combine for a taut thriller, a Hitchcockian exercise in suspense pitting human frailty - can our minds be trusted? - against human resourcefulness.- Baltimore Sun
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When Crews is onscreen, White Chicks is a film that fears nothing and no one. When he's not, it's a film too tentative and soft-hearted to scale the farcical heights to which it aspires.- Baltimore Sun
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Don't go expecting a good time to be had. But by all means, go to revel in a movie that, for about two-thirds of its length, is Mamet at the top of his game -- intelligent, tightly crafted, densely layered.- Baltimore Sun
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A film as clever and embracingly ribald as this shouldn't have to resort to cliche in the end; director Nigel Cole should have kept his girls in Britain and kept the mood light.- Baltimore Sun
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An action-adventure flick that could turn into this generation's "Raiders of the Lost Ark."- Baltimore Sun
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The Last Mimzy displays a gentle touch and the best of intentions. But the film's message never quite becomes clear; what, exactly, are young minds supposed to take away from this film?- Baltimore Sun
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The actors here are uniformly excellent, and the story has a definite lightweight charm.- Baltimore Sun
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Perhaps the best thing about Better Than Chocolate is that it works as a comedy of characters, not of morals. If there's such a thing as a screwball same-sex comedy, this is it. [10 Sep 1999]- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Yes, the movie asks hard questions, but it would be better - or at least more honest - if it weren't so insistent that everyone arrive at the same answer.- Baltimore Sun
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Despite stellar work from the cast, the movie seems as emotionally distant from its audience as its characters are from each other.- Baltimore Sun
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"His eye is incredibly sharp and amazing, in regard to visceral cinema," says Uma Thurman, who has worked with Tarantino on both Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill. "He's a great storyteller. He's very seductive as a filmmaker."- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Moonlight Mile leavens the mood occasionally, but it cheapens things by insisting that everybody onscreen and in the audience leavethe theater smiling.- Baltimore Sun
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Earns few points for originality, but scads for good-hearted exuberance.- Baltimore Sun
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Dawn of the Dead may depict the end of the world as we know it, but rarely has watching doom proved such a kick.- Baltimore Sun
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Moves along with great speed and verve, and it's got just enough of a sci-fi sheen to make things interesting, if not provocative. Philosophers and true believers may be disappointed, but for movie fans, I, Robot mostly delivers the goods.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
All three actresses are appealing, but Fisher, proving her scene-stealing turn in Wedding Crashers was no fluke, shines brightest.- Baltimore Sun
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True, the movie tends toward the treacly at times, and the children's mischievousness seems a bit forced. But Thompson's turn as a glammed-down Mary Poppins with an even more no-nonsense attitude is hard to resist.- Baltimore Sun
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A derivative little tale with enough good intentions to recommend it, but not enough substance to embrace it.- Baltimore Sun
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The Wicker Man is too loony to be a drama, too earnest to be a comedy, too predictable to be a horror film.- Baltimore Sun
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Anderson sees her subject as little more than a game-show contestant. One suspects the real Evelyn Ryan deserved far better.- Baltimore Sun
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If Kill Bill Vol. 1 was bloody exhilarating, Vol. 2 is bloody great. And, as a bonus, not nearly so bloody.- Baltimore Sun
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The Reader is ponderously self-important and smugly Socratic, brimming with unfinished sentences and pregnant pauses; if a single character would only say what he thinks, the movie would be over in 30 minutes- Baltimore Sun
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While Bresson's insistence on juxtaposing brute force with sublime grace isn't subtle, it is effective.- Baltimore Sun
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Looming large over all this is Jackson, who glowers and growls and acts the hero better than any actor out there.- Baltimore Sun
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Partially financed by the liberal Move On.org, speaks most eloquently when it lets Fox News do the talking.- Baltimore Sun
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Prime serves as yet another showcase for Streep; to prove how expertly she plays a Jewish mother with a Ph.D. in psychology, just imagine Barbra Streisand in the role -- you'd have a farce only a step above slapstick. With Streep, you get a smartly observant comedy that never overplays its hand.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The whole cast is good. It's too bad all that good work isn't in service to a better, or certainly more original, script.- Baltimore Sun
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There's a ton of joy in The Legend of 1900 -- but it's laid on so thick that one ends up more numbed than stirred, overcome by one too many Hallmark moments.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The end result is more a lecture than a film; audiences may come away understanding what went on, but for most, the emotional connection will be lacking.- Baltimore Sun
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Caan is so good as a man who watches helplessly as everything he's worked for crumbles around him, that he steals the picture from both Wahlberg and Phoenix, the ostensible stars.- Baltimore Sun
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Garry Marshall, old pro that he is, couldn't be more endearing as the grandfather, struggling gamely to make things right.- Baltimore Sun
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The movie's already peaked, even before the opening credits.- Baltimore Sun
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Good intentions are no substitute for good filmmaking, and Spy Kids 3D is nothing more than a retread in flashier clothing.- Baltimore Sun
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The best thing about 13 Going on 30 is that an ever-game Jennifer Garner is cheerfully convincing as a 13-year-old in a 30-year-old body. The worst thing is the feeling we've seen this movie before, done better.- Baltimore Sun
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The movie is so determinedly lightweight that it floats above the fray, stopping only for the occasional mild chuckle.- Baltimore Sun
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Soars on the strength of strong acting and a script that stubbornly refuses to go all sappy and preachy.- Baltimore Sun
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Madagascar doesn't do much, except make you laugh. All hail such a minimalist approach.- Baltimore Sun
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Hannibal isn't art. But for filmgoers with a taste for the absurd and a tolerance for the blackest of black humor, it's one heck of a thrill ride.- Baltimore Sun
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The film marks Braff as a talent to watch, blessed with the sort of natural, everyman appeal that audiences eat up.- Baltimore Sun
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It's mindless, which is rarely true of French cinema, dull, which is rarely true of Hong Kong films, and portentous, which shouldn't be true of any film about a man-eating dog.- Baltimore Sun
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Baseball, Boston and Drew Barrymore. Certainly sounds like a winning combination.- Baltimore Sun
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A Dirty Shame is certainly dirty, and maybe it's even a shame. But this is the John Waters we've come to know and cherish, and that alone is cause to celebrate.- Baltimore Sun
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Extreme Measures, a new medical thriller with Hugh Grant and Gene Hackman as doctors with differing views on medical ethics, is an episode of "Beauty and the Beast" grafted onto an episode of "ER" as directed by Alfred Hitchcock.- Baltimore Sun
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This is a movie for genre fans only; there's not an aspect to it that should appeal to the rest of the world. It's neither original nor inventive, and while its young cast works hard, there's not even a standout performance worth recommending.- Baltimore Sun
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A cautionary tale, a warning not to gather all of your neurotic friends in one room - or better yet, not to have so many neurotic friends.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The Legend of Bagger Vance is nothing but "The Natural" with Will Smith playing the bat.- Baltimore Sun
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A love letter to the time, and the period, and the legend that has grown around both. Maybe it's all too wonderful to be true, but that's OK. If Taking Woodstock is a fantasy, then it's a most benevolent one, and more power to it.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
It's impossible not to be exhilarated by the energy and determination that infuses every frame.- Baltimore Sun
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In a society where athletic competitions are too often likened to war, the recognition that everyone's equal once they're off the playing field is a welcome reminder of that little thing called perspective, not to mention sportsmanship.- Baltimore Sun
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It rarely strikes the right tone and ultimately falls short of what one would expect from a collaboration between director Wim Wenders and writer Sam Shepard.- Baltimore Sun
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