Chris Kaltenbach
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64% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.8 points lower than other critics.
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Chris Kaltenbach's Scores
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| Average review score: | 63 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Motorcycle Diaries | |
| Lowest review score: | Crossroads | |
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Positive: 419 out of 710
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Mixed: 183 out of 710
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Negative: 108 out of 710
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Nacho Libre enhances Hess' reputation as a gifted filmmaker and suggests there's more to Black than manic dementia. Both director and actor, however, need to find projects better-suited to their respective (and often impressive) talents.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Clearly a spiritual descendant of the old Looney Toons cartoons; it's not hard to imagine Daffy, Bugs, Porky and their pals in the starring roles here. And that's a cinematic pedigree worth cherishing.- Baltimore Sun
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It's a sad day for film lovers when the best thing that can be said about a Western is that it's pleasant.- Baltimore Sun
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The pleasures of this slight caper film are strictly small-screen, as three talented actresses walk through quaint roles before they hurry on to the next project.- Baltimore Sun
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The cast of Rain is first-rate, especially Wierzbicki and Peirse, whose tense relationship is as loving as it is competitive.- Baltimore Sun
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Most of the humor is both determinedly puerile and unfunny, performed by a generic cast.- Baltimore Sun
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The risks these guys take seem outlandish, their accomplishments otherworldly.- Baltimore Sun
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This sophomoric film has little to do with Elvis, and everything to do with putting as much carnage as possible on screen under the guise of art, poetry, choreography, taxidermy.- Baltimore Sun
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See it to be reminded (if you need further reminding) of this actress' remarkable range. Otherwise, take a pass.- Baltimore Sun
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There's an element of the nature film to Grizzly Man, and those passages are truly stunning, offering an up-close look at these magnificent animals.- Baltimore Sun
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Almost sinks under the weight of too many red herrings, but is rescued by a skewed sense of reality and pervasive sense of dread that should keep audiences from dwelling on them.- Baltimore Sun
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Tomorrow Never Dies is convincing proof that there's life yet in fiction's most famous cold warrior. In fact, because the film shifts the focus from Evil Empires to crazed terrorists, it's possible to walk away with a double good feeling: Not only does good triumph over evil, but countries of differing ideologies are able to work together.- Baltimore Sun
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The movie annoyingly waits until the end to reveal the names of those experts who have been doing all the talking; it would have been nice to know these folks' qualifications first.- Baltimore Sun
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Huckabees boasts an impressive cast, and every one of them is fun to watch. But there's a strong sense that no one really knows what's going on here.- Baltimore Sun
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A cautionary tale that's harrowing, heartbreaking and -- especially given the times, when Americans seem all-too-ready to once again judge people as a threat solely by their appearance -- disturbingly resonant.- Baltimore Sun
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This Film Is Not Yet Rated performs a great service, though not especially well.- Baltimore Sun
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White throws in a dog-in-peril shot to ensure the audience's sympathies. The ploy works, perhaps too well, turning Year of the Dog less into the askew character study it wants to be than a showcase of lovable-dog shots.- Baltimore Sun
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When the women are onscreen and their relationship is on display, Head Over Heels trips merrily along. But every time the focus shifts to Prinze, the film suffers from a bad case of fallen arches.- Baltimore Sun
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Turns into an amusing showcase for two of Hollywood's most appealing young actors.- Baltimore Sun
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Ultimately, the film can't help but disappoint. Movies where you're continually waiting for the other shoe to drop are never as much fun as those where you never expected the first one to fall.- Baltimore Sun
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Unlike so many movies directed at teens, ATL is not interested in exploiting its audience.- Baltimore Sun
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Fast Food Nation offers no easy answers, but plenty of food for thought.- Baltimore Sun
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New York Minute isn't High Art, but it is highly entertaining, especially if you're a member of its target audience.- Baltimore Sun
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It should come as no surprise that the dogs are as cute as caninely possible. But is it conceivable that, once you've seen 101 adorable dogs, 102 seems redundant?- Baltimore Sun
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Director John Stockwell ("Blue Crush") and screenwriter Michael Ross have only two things in mind: titillation and giving young audiences something gross to whisper about in school the next day. On that limited basis, Turistas may well succeed. But that's nothing to brag about.- Baltimore Sun
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Bullock is so good, working hard to pull off the transition from grief-stricken wife and mother to reluctant time traveler, you want to pull for her. So it's possible - not easy, but possible - to overlook the script's inconsistencies.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The best thing about 13 Going on 30 is that an ever-game Jennifer Garner is cheerfully convincing as a 13-year-old in a 30-year-old body. The worst thing is the feeling we've seen this movie before, done better.- Baltimore Sun
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Even in a world where stupidity mixed with cliche is all too often mistaken for humor, this movie barely meets expectations.- Baltimore Sun
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The only character with any personality in The Grudge is a Tokyo house, but not to worry - it's got enough mean in it to keep any horror movie afloat.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Pucci pulls off Justin's transformation without resorting to histrionics; it's like a radio-station signal finally coming in clearly.- Baltimore Sun
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It twists in on itself mercilessly, rarely pausing to let the viewers catch up, but that's OK. A movie like this depends on staying at least a step ahead of its audience, and this one surely does.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
By turns grisly and hallucinatory, The Proposition is one of those grand, mythic Westerns, full of wide-open spaces and dank little hellholes, detestable bad guys and virginal women, laconic lawmen and wary natives.- Baltimore Sun
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The New Guy doesn't have a new idea in its head, but it trods over the old ground with such wit and heart that its lack of originality can be overlooked, if not entirely forgiven.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Alone in the Dark will be the worst movie of 2005. The idea that anything could be worse is the only genuine scare the movie has to offer.- Baltimore Sun
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Some adults may find the film unbearably simplistic, or its pace burdensomely slow. But it would be a shame if movie audiences have become so hyper-adrenalized that they can't appreciate a charmer like Curious George.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Lively and inspirational, with terrific performances from a big star and a host of supporting players.- Baltimore Sun
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There's tremendous energy in How She Move, so much that the audience can't help but be swept up.- Baltimore Sun
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There's much more than a little Stifler here. Still, there's a recklessness to the character, as well as Scott's performance, that almost engenders respect; he's so determinedly unregenerate, so outrageously lewd, so unrelentingly grating, one almost looks forward to seeing just how far he'll go.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
To be fair, Friedkin does amp up the tension when called for. If only it were all for some purpose, or in service to a story that actually went somewhere.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The animals in Road Trip are pretty hilarious; as a five-minute short on cable TV's "Animal Planet," this film would be a stitch.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Perhaps the best thing about Better Than Chocolate is that it works as a comedy of characters, not of morals. If there's such a thing as a screwball same-sex comedy, this is it. [10 Sep 1999]- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
What can you say about a film where Carmen Electra's performance is one of the high points?- Baltimore Sun
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Looking for comedy in Albert Brooks' Looking for Comedy In the Muslim World is a fool's errand. There's hardly any there.- Baltimore Sun
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Nobody does this stuff better than Disney, and there's plenty here to like.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Refreshingly, the movie never wavers in the importance it places on friendship over just about anything else.- Baltimore Sun
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There's more than a trace of James Dean in Gosling, except that he's a rebel with a cause.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The astonishing brio and verve of street dancing deserves better than this.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Washington is wisely cast as Marco; few actors command more instant respect, and the movie uses that to make his character both believable and sympathetic.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Outside of a strong (and largely misused) cast and an abundance of moody atmosphere, there's precious little to recommend this exploitative mess.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Still, it's hard not to long for the Pooh stories of old, those endearingly anarchic little tales that captured the wonder of a child's world without ever once condescending to it.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
It's a deft sleight-of-story Aniston, White and Arteta pull off, giving us a character who seems more than she is, but is really less than she appears.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Hero is a movie that lives up to all the nobility of its title, a gift to movie audiences who cherish the opportunity to be transported to a heretofore unimagined world and absorbed totally into what happens there.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
But there's a discomfiting side to her comic riffs, because in our all-too-concerned-with-image society, they ring far too true.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The final resolution is silly by just about any standard. A little grounding in reality and a larger effort to avoid the trite could have made Everyone's Hero fun and inspirational for everybody, not just the very young.- Baltimore Sun
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Whereas the TV series rarely flinched when it came to showing the animal world as it is, Earth always pulls back at the last second. It shows a cheetah pulling down a gazelle, but not the feast that follows.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
With all its cloying, tone-deaf attempts at genuine emotional warmth, all it really deserves is to be avoided.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Engaging though flimsy, lively though occasionally tone-deaf, it's a movie that thrives on the strength of its affable co-stars and a sense of adventure that provides just enough brio to get audiences through some energy-sapping rough spots.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Girls Will Be Girls thinks watching outrageous people acting outrageously is its own reward. It isn't.- Baltimore Sun
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Benefits from an amiable chemistry between Harrelson and Banderas, and Davidovich always makes a good tough-as-nails dame with more smarts than any man will give her credit for.- Baltimore Sun
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A first-rate sail into Adventureland.- Baltimore Sun
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