Chris Kaltenbach

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For 710 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 64% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Chris Kaltenbach's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 The Motorcycle Diaries
Lowest review score: 0 Crossroads
Score distribution:
710 movie reviews
    • 44 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Connie and Carla is a good-hearted comedy that missteps by trying to become a moralistic one.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    A marvelously subversive, slyly manipulative effort.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 91 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's not a false moment within the film's 88-minute running time, nor many that could be done any better.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Brimming with values that should serve its young audience well: altruism, friendship, self-sacrifice, responsibility.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Good intentions are no substitute for good filmmaking, and Spy Kids 3D is nothing more than a retread in flashier clothing.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Romantically nostalgic, a love letter to growing up in simpler times.
    • 16 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    A grade-B rumination on what a nasty guy the devil can be.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    Disturbing, maddening, often confusing, but also charming, engaging and challenging in all the best ways.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The determinedly cynical needn't bother, but just about everyone else should love Eight Below.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Doesn't display a single deep thought, or even a middlingly profound one.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 12 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    An odd little movie. And not in a good way.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 54 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The cinematic equivalent of a beautifully wrapped gift box with nothing inside.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    It fails to dig beneath that surface picture and offer up anything in the way of explanation or motivation.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Will keep kids happy and parents mildly entertained.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The cast doesn't impress, the story doesn't compel and the characters are too bland to make people remember them.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    This is Forster's show, and he doesn't disappoint.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 34 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    A return to form -- bad form. Lifeless, unimaginative and almost determinedly uninspired, it's paint-by-numbers filmmaking at its dreariest.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It's a blast!
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 36 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Rocky and Bullwinkle have not only returned, but they've been placed in the hands of filmmakers who know what they're doing.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 39 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Fitfully thrilling.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 90 Metascore
    • 91 Chris Kaltenbach
    In a stroke of voice-casting genius, the voices of Marjane and her mother are provided by real-life mother and daughter Chiara Mastroianni and Catherine Deneuve, respectively, both of whom bring heft and measured emotion to the characters.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    Stupid. Illogical. Simplistic. Pandering. And those are its good points.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Come Undone would have benefited immensely from less constricted performances from Elkaim and Rideau, both of whom go through the film determined not to crack a smile.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 61 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's little time for nuance in Stop-Loss, and it doesn't deny any of the film's power to wish Peirce would occasionally slow things down enough to let her audience ponder what they're seeing.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    If only La Mujer de mi Hermano had a dollop of humor and at least one character worth rooting for.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film may not be art, but it's got a beat and you can definitely dance to it.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Some might find the whole thing exhilarating, but exhausting is more the word that comes to this man's mind.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The whole cast is good. It's too bad all that good work isn't in service to a better, or certainly more original, script.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 49 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    Things may work out predictably, but The Ultimate Gift does not yank on the heartstrings so much as pluck them gently.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Paycheck is one of those movies in which all the ingenuity went into the original idea and none into its execution.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    Painfully earnest, The Astronaut Farmer is, sad to say, a bunch of hooey. It's Frank Capra without the genuine heart, certainly without any sense of perspective.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 100 Chris Kaltenbach
    "His eye is incredibly sharp and amazing, in regard to visceral cinema," says Uma Thurman, who has worked with Tarantino on both Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill. "He's a great storyteller. He's very seductive as a filmmaker."
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Takes a great idea -- what if the inhabitants of a museum came to life at night? -- and milks it for every drop of fun it's worth.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film ultimately is a letdown, leaving too many questions unanswered and ending in a gesture that doesn't really solve anything.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    A movie like this could easy slide into Shirley Temple territory, showcasing a child actor so full of sweetness and light and good, old-fashioned spunk that audiences wince. But Palmer, whose enthusiasm and energy never seem forced, avoids all those traps; her Akeelah is never less than believable.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    A twisted little comic gem.
    • 28 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    But The Ugly Truth can't escape its own ugly truth, that the central characters are written to extremes both ludicrous and tiring.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Foxx is magnificent, taking a role that could be exorbitantly showy (actors playing the mentally disabled tend to forget the word "restraint") and turning in a performance that's controlled and mesmerizing.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Chris Kaltenbach
    The vocal canines appear for about 30 humorous seconds, in a dream sequence, and are then never seen again. Unfortunately, the same can't be said about the rest of the film, which runs an additional 98.5 excruciating minutes.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    In some ways, Thank You for Smoking does not bemoan smoking as much as it bemoans people's willingness to be duped by smooth-tongued orators.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 67 Chris Kaltenbach
    Anna Faris, her deadpan comic timing still a joy to watch, returns as Cindy Campbell, one of two main holdovers from the first three movies.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    Buy your ticket, sit yourself down, and let ol' John take you for a ride. You'll have a blast.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    The material has a definite "haven't-we-been over-this-before?" feel.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 40 Metascore
    • 42 Chris Kaltenbach
    An overly gimmicky and fatally repetitive terrorist thriller that quickly wears out its welcome.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    The residents of Beauty Shop never quite gel. Instead of camaraderie, the feeling is one of bare tolerance.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Legend of Bagger Vance is nothing but "The Natural" with Will Smith playing the bat.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    It offers top actors in Fiennes and Richardson, plus a rare joint appearance by the sisters Redgrave.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie's not nearly as cool as the setup.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 55 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a power to Woman Thou Art Loosed that transcends its limitations, a determined, heartfelt belief in the possibility of redemption.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 88 Chris Kaltenbach
    For at least two-thirds of its length, all elements combine for a taut thriller, a Hitchcockian exercise in suspense pitting human frailty - can our minds be trusted? - against human resourcefulness.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Lackluster in narrative and in no way original or innovative, the movie is pretty much generic Disney, a film about universal brotherhood stitched together from parts that worked better in other films.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Kids, except for the very youngest, are going to be bored.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 38 Chris Kaltenbach
    Crush is the kind of movie that gives friendship a bad name.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 54 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    The film's impact and poignancy are undeniable.
    • 34 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's enough here to keep the movie light and avoid the curse of interminableness. Will there be enough to warrant a third Scooby-Doo film? Must we find out?
    • 27 Metascore
    • 0 Chris Kaltenbach
    Go see Crossroads if you want to hear Britney sing or see her wear next-to-nothing. But otherwise, avoid this train wreck at all costs.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Think you know where this film is going? You do, and the best thing about Must Love Dogs is that it takes only 88 minutes to get there - short enough to enjoy the film's modest, well-worn pleasures, but not so long that you feel your time could have been put to better use elsewhere.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Chris Kaltenbach
    The most exhilaratingly horrifying movie to come out in years.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    The Banger Sisters stands as proof that no movie is so bad it can't be redeemed by a single stellar performance. That performance is by Susan Sarandon.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Chris Kaltenbach
    Eventually becomes cliched, predictable and crude. And that's a real sin.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 59 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Yes, the movie asks hard questions, but it would be better - or at least more honest - if it weren't so insistent that everyone arrive at the same answer.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    There's a moving, complicated love story at the center of Angel Eyes. It's too bad a peripheral plot line draws attention away from it.
    • Baltimore Sun
    • 52 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    Other than portraying Mary as an overwhelmed teenager, mystified that God has chosen her to be the mother of his child, it doesn't offer anything that hasn't been playing out in grade-school pageants for decades.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 75 Chris Kaltenbach
    The performances of Luna and, especially, Reilly, make the film more enthralling than it perhaps deserves to be.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    The movie's already peaked, even before the opening credits.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 58 Chris Kaltenbach
    All this might be forgivable if Just My Luck had a little more substance, but it never moves beyond the single joke of its premise.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 63 Chris Kaltenbach
    Would have been better served if Carrera had spent a little more energy developing his story and less on emphasizing his message.

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