Chris Kaltenbach
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64% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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32% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 2.8 points lower than other critics.
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Chris Kaltenbach's Scores
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| Average review score: | 63 | |
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| Highest review score: | The Motorcycle Diaries | |
| Lowest review score: | Crossroads | |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 419 out of 710
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Mixed: 183 out of 710
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Negative: 108 out of 710
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Connie and Carla is a good-hearted comedy that missteps by trying to become a moralistic one.- Baltimore Sun
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There's not a false moment within the film's 88-minute running time, nor many that could be done any better.- Baltimore Sun
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Brimming with values that should serve its young audience well: altruism, friendship, self-sacrifice, responsibility.- Baltimore Sun
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Good intentions are no substitute for good filmmaking, and Spy Kids 3D is nothing more than a retread in flashier clothing.- Baltimore Sun
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Disturbing, maddening, often confusing, but also charming, engaging and challenging in all the best ways.- Baltimore Sun
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The determinedly cynical needn't bother, but just about everyone else should love Eight Below.- Baltimore Sun
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Doesn't display a single deep thought, or even a middlingly profound one.- Baltimore Sun
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The cinematic equivalent of a beautifully wrapped gift box with nothing inside.- Baltimore Sun
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It fails to dig beneath that surface picture and offer up anything in the way of explanation or motivation.- Baltimore Sun
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The cast doesn't impress, the story doesn't compel and the characters are too bland to make people remember them.- Baltimore Sun
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A return to form -- bad form. Lifeless, unimaginative and almost determinedly uninspired, it's paint-by-numbers filmmaking at its dreariest.- Baltimore Sun
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Rocky and Bullwinkle have not only returned, but they've been placed in the hands of filmmakers who know what they're doing.- Baltimore Sun
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In a stroke of voice-casting genius, the voices of Marjane and her mother are provided by real-life mother and daughter Chiara Mastroianni and Catherine Deneuve, respectively, both of whom bring heft and measured emotion to the characters.- Baltimore Sun
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Stupid. Illogical. Simplistic. Pandering. And those are its good points.- Baltimore Sun
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Come Undone would have benefited immensely from less constricted performances from Elkaim and Rideau, both of whom go through the film determined not to crack a smile.- Baltimore Sun
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There's little time for nuance in Stop-Loss, and it doesn't deny any of the film's power to wish Peirce would occasionally slow things down enough to let her audience ponder what they're seeing.- Baltimore Sun
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If only La Mujer de mi Hermano had a dollop of humor and at least one character worth rooting for.- Baltimore Sun
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The film may not be art, but it's got a beat and you can definitely dance to it.- Baltimore Sun
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Some might find the whole thing exhilarating, but exhausting is more the word that comes to this man's mind.- Baltimore Sun
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The whole cast is good. It's too bad all that good work isn't in service to a better, or certainly more original, script.- Baltimore Sun
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Things may work out predictably, but The Ultimate Gift does not yank on the heartstrings so much as pluck them gently.- Baltimore Sun
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Paycheck is one of those movies in which all the ingenuity went into the original idea and none into its execution.- Baltimore Sun
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Painfully earnest, The Astronaut Farmer is, sad to say, a bunch of hooey. It's Frank Capra without the genuine heart, certainly without any sense of perspective.- Baltimore Sun
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"His eye is incredibly sharp and amazing, in regard to visceral cinema," says Uma Thurman, who has worked with Tarantino on both Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill. "He's a great storyteller. He's very seductive as a filmmaker."- Baltimore Sun
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Takes a great idea -- what if the inhabitants of a museum came to life at night? -- and milks it for every drop of fun it's worth.- Baltimore Sun
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The film ultimately is a letdown, leaving too many questions unanswered and ending in a gesture that doesn't really solve anything.- Baltimore Sun
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A movie like this could easy slide into Shirley Temple territory, showcasing a child actor so full of sweetness and light and good, old-fashioned spunk that audiences wince. But Palmer, whose enthusiasm and energy never seem forced, avoids all those traps; her Akeelah is never less than believable.- Baltimore Sun
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But The Ugly Truth can't escape its own ugly truth, that the central characters are written to extremes both ludicrous and tiring.- Baltimore Sun
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Foxx is magnificent, taking a role that could be exorbitantly showy (actors playing the mentally disabled tend to forget the word "restraint") and turning in a performance that's controlled and mesmerizing.- Baltimore Sun
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The vocal canines appear for about 30 humorous seconds, in a dream sequence, and are then never seen again. Unfortunately, the same can't be said about the rest of the film, which runs an additional 98.5 excruciating minutes.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
In some ways, Thank You for Smoking does not bemoan smoking as much as it bemoans people's willingness to be duped by smooth-tongued orators.- Baltimore Sun
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Anna Faris, her deadpan comic timing still a joy to watch, returns as Cindy Campbell, one of two main holdovers from the first three movies.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Buy your ticket, sit yourself down, and let ol' John take you for a ride. You'll have a blast.- Baltimore Sun
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The material has a definite "haven't-we-been over-this-before?" feel.- Baltimore Sun
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An overly gimmicky and fatally repetitive terrorist thriller that quickly wears out its welcome.- Baltimore Sun
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The residents of Beauty Shop never quite gel. Instead of camaraderie, the feeling is one of bare tolerance.- Baltimore Sun
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The Legend of Bagger Vance is nothing but "The Natural" with Will Smith playing the bat.- Baltimore Sun
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It offers top actors in Fiennes and Richardson, plus a rare joint appearance by the sisters Redgrave.- Baltimore Sun
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There's a power to Woman Thou Art Loosed that transcends its limitations, a determined, heartfelt belief in the possibility of redemption.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
For at least two-thirds of its length, all elements combine for a taut thriller, a Hitchcockian exercise in suspense pitting human frailty - can our minds be trusted? - against human resourcefulness.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Lackluster in narrative and in no way original or innovative, the movie is pretty much generic Disney, a film about universal brotherhood stitched together from parts that worked better in other films.- Baltimore Sun
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There's enough here to keep the movie light and avoid the curse of interminableness. Will there be enough to warrant a third Scooby-Doo film? Must we find out?- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Go see Crossroads if you want to hear Britney sing or see her wear next-to-nothing. But otherwise, avoid this train wreck at all costs.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Think you know where this film is going? You do, and the best thing about Must Love Dogs is that it takes only 88 minutes to get there - short enough to enjoy the film's modest, well-worn pleasures, but not so long that you feel your time could have been put to better use elsewhere.- Baltimore Sun
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The Banger Sisters stands as proof that no movie is so bad it can't be redeemed by a single stellar performance. That performance is by Susan Sarandon.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Eventually becomes cliched, predictable and crude. And that's a real sin.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Yes, the movie asks hard questions, but it would be better - or at least more honest - if it weren't so insistent that everyone arrive at the same answer.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
There's a moving, complicated love story at the center of Angel Eyes. It's too bad a peripheral plot line draws attention away from it.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Other than portraying Mary as an overwhelmed teenager, mystified that God has chosen her to be the mother of his child, it doesn't offer anything that hasn't been playing out in grade-school pageants for decades.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The performances of Luna and, especially, Reilly, make the film more enthralling than it perhaps deserves to be.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
The movie's already peaked, even before the opening credits.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
All this might be forgivable if Just My Luck had a little more substance, but it never moves beyond the single joke of its premise.- Baltimore Sun
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- Chris Kaltenbach
Would have been better served if Carrera had spent a little more energy developing his story and less on emphasizing his message.- Baltimore Sun
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