Charles Bramesco

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For 180 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 65% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 13.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Charles Bramesco's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 52
Highest review score: 100 High Life
Lowest review score: 0 The Bubble
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 54 out of 180
  2. Negative: 41 out of 180
180 movie reviews
    • 81 Metascore
    • 58 Charles Bramesco
    A scattered but likable jumble, the film has a thoughtful manner more than it has actual thoughts, much like the trio of quasi-intellectuals joining forces with Markus.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 58 Charles Bramesco
    Val
    Scott and Poo have seized on one substantive idea in their portraiture of a singular personality reduced to a caricature of himself by posterity and duly reveal the sensitive artiste who always aspired to more than “Top Gun.” If only they did so with less straightforwardness and more authorial license.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 58 Charles Bramesco
    When you’re this good, the weakest entry in your filmography can still be largely inoffensive, far from fiasco territory. Even so, there’s only one person doing it like Claire Denis, and now we must wait even longer to be taken once more to the heights of insight, emotion, and style only she can reach.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    The fundamental predictability of Before I Disappear’s main plot is just one of the missteps that betray Christensen’s inexperience.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    Like so many characters in this glum, shaggy ramble of a film, Campos gets lost in the woods. Most directors in his position fall victim to overreaching, as ideas overlap and confuse and weaken one another. He makes no such error, instead spreading a humbler film’s sum total of content across an unwieldy canvas.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    The good news is that the director’s ambitions, no matter how inadvisable, have attracted a strong cast and occasioned some of their best work.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    The difficult negotiations of childrearing might have been a fine subtext—something to occupy the attention of parents in the audience—for a comedy so unmistakably family-oriented in tone. But in Yes Day, that element of the story is less of a side dish served for a more mature palate than the whole entrée.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    To fully understand Cohn, to see how the larger-than-life force shaping the latter half of the 20th century came to mold the 21st as well, requires a more penetrating approach than Tyrnauer’s easily digested, skin-deep survey.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    In between the many high-gloss production numbers and a couple commendable bits of physical comedy putting the previous installment to shame, there’s a lot of treacle delivered with minimal conviction.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    Heineman’s thesis that because leaving has gone so poorly, staying would’ve necessarily been better is incorrect at best, and disingenuous at worst. He wants to think structurally, aware that America can and does flatten other nations beneath our clumsy footfalls. He just can’t — or won’t — see the whole structure out of apparent fear that it’ll be too unflattering for all involved, including him, the army’s useful launderer of their image-sanitizing talking points.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    The best bits come from the unexpected faces, however, as both Carrie Fisher and Anthony Bourdain return from beyond the veil to extol the upsides of mind-altering substances.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    Will success spoil Taika Waititi? The answer implied by “Next Goal Wins” isn’t encouraging for the future of an original comic voice still audible but slowly fading into the chorus.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    Allergic to the ponderous brand of overdetermined ‘metaphorror’ currently in vogue, Cregger possesses a showman’s instincts, his energies primarily invested in pound-for-pound entertainment value. Maybe that’s why the subject at hand feels so perfunctory, the broad feminist stance filling out the vacant space in otherwise unrelated macro- and micro-scaled tricks of structuring.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Charles Bramesco
    Luhrmann sees the chief utility of Elvis (or “Booby,” as his loved ones called him) as a pedestal for his everything-all-the-time maximalism, the King of Rock and Roll’s taste for excess in harmony with the Aussie auteur’s desire to shove shock-and-awe cinematic effect down his viewers’ throats until we choke to death on whip zooms.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 42 Charles Bramesco
    In the past, Östlund has shown a deft facility in sending up meaty topics, applying granular attention to male ego in “Force Majeure” and art-world pretensions with “The Square.” Here, however, he stoops to the broadness ascribed to his work by its harshest critics, now more parody of himself than parodist.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 42 Charles Bramesco
    The lackluster Little Fish banks on the automatic pathos of its subject matter, unaware that such delicate material actually requires greater skill and finesse to pull off, now more than ever. Rather than imbuing this unintended commentary with a cathartic charge, its proximity to reality accentuates the air of inauthenticity.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 42 Charles Bramesco
    Alas, there’s no covert greatness to the just-plain-underwhelming Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City, a reboot totally bereft of the visual distinction or creative personality that often made its predecessors intriguing diamonds in the rough.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 42 Charles Bramesco
    Never lacking in earnestness or vigor, she nonetheless teeters over the lines separating introspection from navel-gazing and the raw from the simply underdone.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 42 Charles Bramesco
    If giving the public more of what they want is the real game here, that could certainly be accomplished without all the puffed-up verbiage. Peedom’s greatest asset is her treasure trove of eye-popping nature photography — true reverence for the sacred rivers means allowing them to speak for themselves.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 42 Charles Bramesco
    The quality of the fight sequences, the main criterion by which we judge a Van Damme picture, tops out at competency; only a showdown incorporating a whipped wet towel recalls the inventive creativity of his strongest work.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 42 Charles Bramesco
    While Blomkamp does have one impressive CGI trick up his sleeve, he totally drops the ball on the narrative end of things.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    It’s all very stupid, if only sometimes in an amusing way.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    The debate over the utility of violence and the dignity owed prisoners of war has raged since time immemorial, and recent developments have only amplified the decibel level. Operation Finale zeroes in on these complex dynamics, only to erase their nuance.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Having set out to shock and ultimately shatter his audience, a film-maker unwilling or incapable of hitting the tonal brakes succeeds in his mission, only to compromise a deeper dramatic power along the way.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    The film’s unexpected nastiness has a way of livening up its otherwise tired story beats.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    The new biopic Young Woman and the Sea presents Eberle’s life as a broadly inspiring parable of female striving and triumph, its plot points readily mapped onto any struggle to break into a boys’ club.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Berman and Pulcini bank on suspense, despite a queasy inevitability being the strongest thing this retread of the familiar has going for it.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Hart comports himself with a more dialed-back version of the jittery everyman affability he’s developed over decades in the comedy circuit, a schtick that reads as just that – a pose, a well-honed affectation. There is an immense and documentable falseness at the core of his performance that drags down the salvageable movie all around it, far from the redemption arc clincher his handlers may have had in mind.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    For all the amazement at Ball’s tireless hustle and explosive originality, there’s a terminal lack of both in this monument to her memory.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Singer aims for the bleak, gritty texture standard to the genre, and winds up closer to the result of an anonymous recommendation generated by the algorithmic tags of “Bleak, Gritty.”
    • 73 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    The character dynamics are still as rich as when Sherriff first realised them, and C Company’s supporting servicemen add a few complementary hues to this portrait of militarised despair.... And yet Dibb’s direction doesn’t leave the actors enough room to breathe.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Those who appreciated the original for its brutal, sinewy agility have another thing coming: a lumbering, stultifying gargantua of a film willing to kill everything except its darlings.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    [Farrelly's] latest commits itself to regurgitating every Vietnam cliche with the laziest possible visual diction, led by an emotionally overextended Zac Efron.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    If the historical epic exists as a delivery system for swords-and-shields clashes, panoramas of rolling natural vistas and gruff inspirational speeches to those about to die, then Mackenzie has done his job and then some. But his prior films have set the bar a bit higher than that, and this straightforward, unchallenged take on macho valour doesn’t quite reach it.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Silver threatens to tease out some compelling emotional dimensions from Robbie and Nina, but stops just short of profundity. Uncertain Terms has no problem amounting to the sum total of its markedly basic component parts.
    • 44 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Aside from the singular brawn of its leading man, this would-be springboard has nothing much worth launching. It’s a stack of wormed-over action tropes, and to make matters worse, the movie knows it – and yet does not know enough to spare us its missteps in the first place.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Like McCall, [Washington] knows his tools, an arsenal not of guns and blades but of withering stares and crumpled smiles. It’s almost enough to outshine everything else.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Under Callaham’s inelegant pen, the characters all speak in this overexcited 13-year-old’s vernacular, prone to F-bombs and dick-talk.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Tonally pitched between a bloodbath and bath time, a boyish strain of immaturity is the dominant creative force for Sokolov, at times amusingly but more often in commonplace, enervating ways.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    A pacifist parable taking a brave stand against nothing, totally removed from the sociocultural landscape of today’s Sweden, it sounds out like one of Caroline’s screams into the howling Scandinavian wind – impassioned, futile, heard by no one.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    The film would be in the general neighborhood of irresistible if not for the wonky mechanics of story and character that convey a conflicted impression of Hart’s onscreen persona.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    In the leading role as the queen of soul, Jennifer Hudson comports herself as well as could be hoped considering the material she’s been given, which demands that she reinvigorate a rote character arc with her own passions.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Rejecting partisanship to affect the appearance of balance doesn’t make sense when dealing with situations defined by imbalance. Both Ly’s Hollywood bombast and impulse to undue generosity in his political convictions fight the vulcanized hardness of his bracing outrage, and ultimately prove little about today’s powder kegs.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Not to be a Scrooge, but the occasional eye-gouge with a tree-topper star or string-light garotte only lends a frosty air of resourcefulness to a film with coal for brains.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Ethan Hawke has good taste, and his past undertakings as director have affirmed that, but the biopic’s big built-in pitfall – the psychologically facile connect-the-dots between a figure’s life and works – swallows up his perceptible esteem for O’Connor.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    The script’s attempts at wisdom amount to little more than dime-store platitudes, and the internecine turmoil of the Arashikage clan never comes close to anything like emotional heft.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    This time, his journey doesn’t send him to the ends of experience. Instead, he goes on a smug odyssey of know-it-all-ism that yields a scant few factoids we didn’t already learn from his first film.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    The evasive, guarded acting from the main players can only do so much to elevate the paltry material Nikou gives them to work with. A long, fitfully amusing walk down a short road.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    The Equalizer pictures operate under a false moral imperative, using the mission of cleaning up the streets as a cover for the same pat hyper-stylized, near-pornographic brutality.
    • 19 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    An evolutionary marvel, Reeves has figured out how to adapt to the hostile environment of mediocrity, and here he takes to the gobbledygook and gaps in logic like a genetically altered fish to water. When the guy’s good, he’s great, and when he’s bad, he’s still serviceable.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Sly
    Zimny could have mined some more intimate profundity from Stallone’s determined political fence-sitting, the reluctance of a born entertainer to alienate any faction of his fandom with vocal partisanship.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    There’s a worthy sequel to a better-than-average horror film in here somewhere, but it’s buried underneath a wild goose chase that ultimately goes nowhere.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Too frequently, Monk With A Camera feels like a character study with no interest in studying its character.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    It’s a victory lap, which will probably be enough for fans content to share Q’s presence and nothing more. But this movie isa cataloguing of a man who lives in three dimensions. In sticking to recitation of well-known historical fact and flattery it has taken the easy way out.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Hall’s marching in lockstep with a lengthy platoon of directors who have already blazed this same path through enemy territory. And though he’s got some upstanding troops at his disposal, his plan of attack lacks that crucial unexpected element that can take an opposing battalion – or an audience – off guard.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Charles Bramesco
    Second Opinion doesn’t play like a revelatory exposé, so much as a conspiracy-minded chain email sent from a distant relative.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 35 Charles Bramesco
    On film, this story’s foundation of cynical button-pushing is laid bare.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 35 Charles Bramesco
    Flanagan’s sister piece ensures that its underlying meaning is as close to the surface as the shallow grave discovered in the second act. Flanagan chose to make Doctor Sleep utterly banal. Through means straightforward and blunt, he’s turned a surreal simulation of succumbing to insanity into a plainly stated reminder to always be true to yourself.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 33 Charles Bramesco
    Taika Waititi’s self-proclaimed “anti-hate satire” “Jojo Rabbit” exists in service of a single idea, a notion so desperately idealistic that it lands somewhere between naïveté and disingenuousness.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 33 Charles Bramesco
    If this is all starting to sound like an ambitiously amusing fiasco, don’t be fooled: Scenes saunter by one after the other, their dialogue waterlogged with talk of “believing in the unbelievable” and other soggy turns of phrase.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 33 Charles Bramesco
    Even if the combat choreography that made this vein of cinema so popular is up to snuff, and Winstead does handle her steps ably even as her character breaks down, this film should aspire to be more than a delivery system for a few solid shootouts.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    Barbarash doesn’t do much to compensate for the misshapen script, either. Fumbling camerawork and incoherent editing rob the film’s generous fight sequences of their oomph, and amateurish green screen hobbles a car-chase sequence.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    We may never fully know who Brian Wilson is, but in his resistance of that knowing, we gain clarity on a crucial plank of his latter-day persona.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    After The Ball commits its most garish faux pas in rooting its plot in the thorny politics of high fashion, despite an apparent lack of any understanding of how the business works.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    Clooney and Roberts remain masters of a dying art, mustering the flustered charisma that makes them appear both perfect and mortal, the same paradox we observe in our spouses and lovers. It’s a pity to see them settle like this, accepting less than they deserve, but it’s rough out there.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    Though the memory of Hooper’s picture haunts every frame of nü-Poltergeist, Kenan’s will fade unseen into the great beyond first.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    Pugh’s greatest tribulation of all is delivering the tin-eared dialogue torn between the emotional sadism it heaps onto its protagonist and the adulation it lavishes on the actress playing her.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    Old Fashioned fails in more banal ways, too. It’s a flatly predictable sort of romance; numerous leaves are turned over, both figuratively and literally. The film’s predilection for screamingly obvious symbols gets old fast.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    Theory’s premise dares to interrogate what, if anything, the apparent randomness of life means. Brown and screenwriter Michael J. Kospiah haven’t the foggiest, but they’re willing to unload as many harebrained plot twists as it takes to obfuscate the question.
    • 40 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    The unfocused script from outclassed first-timer Ross never really follows through on what should be its foundational idea, led astray by underdone subplots and vague relationships between its characters.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    Bound To Vengeance is not necessarily an evil film, or even a hateful one. It’s confused at best, though it’s more likely that the film’s misguided pseudo-feminist subtext is a result of simple thoughtlessness.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 30 Charles Bramesco
    A film that could only succeed by sorting through gradually darkening shades of gray works exclusively in embarrassingly bold strokes.
    • 17 Metascore
    • 25 Charles Bramesco
    A sequel so wholly anodyne that it doesn’t even deserve its exclamation point.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 25 Charles Bramesco
    A viewer may find themselves appreciating how the non-visual element of music allows figurative language to retain some wisp of mystery, whereas onscreen it’s made to wear its significance in blatant, artless ways.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 25 Charles Bramesco
    Historically, of course, making no earthly sense hasn’t been a major impediment in Jodorowsky’s work. In this instance, he commits a sin graver than charlatanism by just being boring.
    • 29 Metascore
    • 22 Charles Bramesco
    Watching a foot-tall plaything flip over a dinner table would be either hilarious or terrifying, and either direction would be an improvement over the flavorless slurry Bell is dishing up.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    This is the most insidious type of knockoff: the one that sincerely expects you to believe that it’s the real thing. Leave it to Netflix to take the fun out of incompetence.
    • 35 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    Watching Jones passively bob in the deep end of his imagination, a viewer longs for the compulsory baseline competence of the big studios – anything but the blandness masquerading as future cult bait.
    • 27 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    As with all overwhelmingly poor movies, it’s the delicate confluence of many varied factors that creates the critic’s familiar feeling of despairing hopelessness in the cinema.
    • 36 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    The core issues of the film – its numbing swirls of rainbow light popping out every which way, the excruciating pop-culture catchphrases passed off as humor, LeBron’s stilted, if game, acting, the half-assedness with which it delivers the dusty moral to be yourself, the fact that it is unaccountably one half-hour longer than its predecessor – all seem minor in comparison with the insidious ulterior intentions that power this fandom dynamo.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    Tau
    For the impressively moronic dialogue, Oldman brings a lack of imagination so complete that he could plausibly explain this performance away as a high-concept ironic joke.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    This shameless shilling comes packaged in an equally offensive story that foists Hollywood’s au courant fixation with intergenerational trauma on to a character heretofore occupied above all with napping and eating.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    Here, we can find a damning summary of modern Hollywood’s default mode – a nostalgia object, drained of personality and fitted into a dully palatable mold, custom-made for a fandom that worships everything and respects nothing.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    In the carelessness of its slapdash construction, the off-putting flatness of its style, its brazen resistance to basic foundations of logic, and its hostility toward conventional humor that borders on the avant-garde, the new film (a term generously applied to this haphazard sequence of moving images) has far more in common with the hectic, ugly delirium of online obscurities than the newspaper’s funny pages.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    It’s by no means impossible to carve a challenging, meaningful story out of difficult interchanges between the east and west. To return to Scorsese, consider Silence, a fine film about European men slowly realizing just how little they understand of Japan. But neither Zandvliet, Baldwin, nor Leto care to look beyond themselves. They’re worse than the simple gaijin, or the over-affectionate weeaboo – they’re tourists who think they own the place.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    An attempt to revive the Hasbro franchise is a careless fumble put together without a hint of effort or interest.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    In film-making as in gift-giving, it’s the thought that counts, and there’s not much to go around in here.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    When not being used to grind dull culture-war axes, sputtering impotent anger is a comedy staple. It just needs to be funnier than this.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    Like the hyper-aerodynamic train slipping through the night, the fight passages that should be the film’s saving grace come out textureless and frictionless.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    The admiration for a woman who knew so much about so much clashes with the unspoken assumption that the audience knows absolutely nothing about anything.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    An evident attempt to right the ship has turned into a calamitous case of mission drift, as a property with no identity travels in nonsensical circles, looking for a sustainable new direction.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    As this narrative advances out of the YA-industrial complex and into the harsher environment of general scrutiny, however, a whole curriculum’s worth of faults become visible to an audience not so readily pandered to, who want for more than worn-out teen-lit tropes to fill some inner content maw.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    Cross gathers a lot of narrative strands and elegantly knots them during a big, farcical climax. But that’s the one aspect of the film that truly works as it should. Just about every other element of Hits, from its eagerness to snigger at the expense of small-town yokels to its sneering disdain for the common-rabble forum YouTube, leaves a sour taste.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    Hamer and Gault won the day in a hail of submachine fire, but even their hagiography can’t hide that they’re history’s losers.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    The saving grace here should be the win for the Filipino community, commanding a big-screen moment with a cast of undervalued Asian stars. But they’re all short-changed by a hypocritical sense of heritage and pride.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    The writing expends more effort on teasing out the logistics of seeing dead people than making the phenomenon frightening or emotionally resonant.
    • 31 Metascore
    • 20 Charles Bramesco
    Going mad with power should be at the very least fun, exhilarating in the indulgence of an artist’s most outlandish whims. Instead, Snyder’s would-be magnum opus is merely boring.
    • 30 Metascore
    • 10 Charles Bramesco
    There’s nothing clever or subversive about Playing It Cool, which makes the film’s overt self-satisfaction exponentially more infuriating.
    • 8 Metascore
    • 10 Charles Bramesco
    Beyond its mere unfunniness and stupidity, Septic Man is criminally unimaginative.
    • 12 Metascore
    • 0 Charles Bramesco
    What keeps Jersey Shore Massacre lively is that this mean-spirited, aggressively stupid film constantly finds new and shocking ways to be terrible.

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