For 588 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 43% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 55% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Bill Cosford's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 The Untouchables
Lowest review score: 0 Still Smokin
Score distribution:
588 movie reviews
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    In the old days -- when Hollywood knew how to make funny movies, and knew how to make cheap, sentimental potboilers, and knew the difference between the two -- City Slickers would have kept Laurel and Hardy busy for maybe 80 minutes. This version lasts nearly two hours, and the filler is all man-meets-cow, man-loses-cow. [7 June 1991, p.G-5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Stories by Stephen King are traditionally brought to the screen in the worst possible shape, so it's gratifying to report that Cat's Eye, a King trilogy, is not a terrible movie. It's not going to go down in anyone's annals, either, but it's fun and, if you like cats, ultimately quite gratifying. [17 Apr 1985, p.B5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Tsui Hark, the director, is apparently one of those filmmakers to whom the screwball comedy is not only still alive, but worthy of an extended salute. [07 Feb 1986, p.D9]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 88 Bill Cosford
    The Madonna that Keshishian has caught on film is as interesting for her ambition -- love me , desire me -- as any other quality. [17 May 1991, p.G5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    John Cassavetes has been making exquisitely personal films -- or agonizingly personal ones, depending on one's tastes -- for years now. Sometimes, they are intimate dramas (Faces, Husbands, A Woman Under the Influence). Sometimes, they are dark comedies in melodramatic dress (Gloria). And sometimes, as in the newly released Big Trouble, they are just a mess. [19 Apr 1986, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 69 Metascore
    • 88 Bill Cosford
    It's such a pleasure in so many ways that one feels like yelling, "Welcome back." Forget Scarface, all is forgiven. Body Double reminds us what it's like to be in the presence of an original, and that does not happen often at the movies, these days or any days. [27 Oct 1984, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Strangely, considering the source, the most appealing aspect of Stakeout is Badham's success with the characters. Dreyfuss and Estevez work well off one another, Stowe and Dreyfuss are a likable couple and there's something approaching depth to most of the people on screen. [7 Aug 1987, p.D5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    This is a weird piece of work, silly and exhilarating. And yes, the sequel's better. [15 Jun 1990, p.10]
    • Miami Herald
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    As it is, much of this movie is simply incomprehensible, however enthusiastically it was designed and is performed. If it were only a little better, one might even spend some time trying to figure what to make of it. [24 Apr 1985, p.B6]
    • Miami Herald
    • 41 Metascore
    • 25 Bill Cosford
    The Rookie groans loudly and often under the load of its cliches. [07 Dec 1990, p.G11]
    • Miami Herald
    • 69 Metascore
    • 100 Bill Cosford
    Raising Arizona is the best comedy about kidnapping ever made. Small category, admittedly. This is a film that gets a laugh -- legitimate, unqualified, not a sick laugh at all -- out of a running gag in which a baby is left in the middle of an Arizona highway by thugs on the lam. Cars bear down, a "biker from Hell" attacks. How many filmmakers could get away with baby-in-jeopardy jokes? [10 Apr 1987, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    Slacker is not always so purposefully creepy, but it's often as darkly funny; none of its characters is what you'd call normal, but the film's off-kilter view is such that they seem utterly in tune with their odd lives and odder times. [29 May 1992, p.5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 69 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    This is a story about the banality of evil, and it succeeds all too well -- these people are ordinary, and that's what makes them scary. Guncrazy is, finally, a romance, but not before it's tough as nails and terribly knowing. You won't forget it soon. [13 Feb 1993, p.E5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 69 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Like Midnight Express, for which Stone received an Academy Award for his screenplay adaptation, Salvador is better movie than document. But if Stone's style is entirely too florid for history, it is grimly arresting by Hollywood standards. Whatever else, Salvador is an original. [9 May 1986, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    A Dry White Season hits with the force of its convictions, and it hits hard. But it could have been more. [06 Oct 1989, p.G5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    The Cotton Club never seems to go anywhere, so that we are caught up short when it seems to have gotten somewhere. Then it's over, finished in Hines' blaze of glory, and a few minutes later one wonders what one has seen. It's big and colorful and terribly thin. [14 Dec 1984, p.E18]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Otomo's vision is as dark as his palette is vivid. [15 Nov 1991, p.G17]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Except for several scary moments, notably the tarantula assault, Something Wicked is harmless -- but it is never bland. And it has Jason Robards in the pivotal role, the wise but timid father who will have to make his stand. [03 May 1983, p.B7]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    Burton is a first-rate stylist, but this time he's actually better at suggesting the inner life of his characters. [19 June 1992, p.G6]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    The essence of the movie, and the key to its success, lies in the innocent rhythms of old-fashioned screwball comedy. [21 Sep 1984, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 88 Bill Cosford
    Very few moviemakers, I think, could have done the thing quite this well. At the end of Avalon, which is more than two hours long and does not move quickly, the extended and fractious immigrant Krichinsky family has bloomed into fabulous life, the characters deep and rich. [19 Oct 1990, p.G5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Jarmusch is interesting, and funny, even when he's falling flat. And the real unifying agent here, Tom Waits' determinedly bouncy sound track, is full of perverse whimsy; it works a kind of magic on the film. It's a good thing. Night on Earth much needs the magic. [08 May 1992, p.G5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    Though the charter of the Enterprise charges its crew to "go boldly where no man has gone before," the marketing strategy of Paramount Pictures clearly mandates that the film go quietly in a predictable fashion to a place where the mass audience will feel comfortable. This Star Trek II does, with its familiar faces and lovable homilies. The film seems bound to be one of the summer's big hits. Kids will love it, and dozing adults will at least find it endurable. [5 June 1985, p.C4]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    As an older, slightly less athletic but no less Sybaritic Bond (he carries an attache- case sampler of caviar and pate de fois gras), Connery is perfectly suited. [8 Oct 1983, p.C5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 88 Bill Cosford
    Dick Tracy is light on its feet where Batman clomped and wheezed, and it's fantastic -- that's the word -- where Batman was merely well designed. [15 Jun 1990, p.G5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    It's a bloodless film, however; a spy story that actually drags for long stretches in the middle. And even though it's based on fact, there's rarely any drama in it. These are odd failures. [25 Jan 1985, p.D6]
    • Miami Herald
    • 55 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Volunteers is for the most part so good-natured and eager to please, or at least to solicit laughs, that it may be forgiven many sins. Many of the jokes simply don't work, but in the style forged by Airplane!, Volunteers keeps them coming. Wait long enough, you'll laugh; wait again, you'll laugh again. [16 Aug 1985, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    There's always something happening at the edges of The Flamingo Kid. And unexpectedly, considering the genre, there's something happening at the center, too. [21 Dec 1984, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    A lot of the charge, the pow and zap of Earl's life seems to be missing. The performance has but a single note, and after the novelty of Newman as cracker wears off, there's not much else there. [13 Dec 1989, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid thus has considerable appeal to movie buffs for whom the black-and-white semi-classics of an earlier era are familiar treasures. For the rest of us, it is a senior thesis -- variations on a single theme, executed carefully but always to the same effect. [21 May 1982, p.D2]
    • Miami Herald

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