For 588 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 43% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 55% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 10.5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Bill Cosford's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 55
Highest review score: 100 The Untouchables
Lowest review score: 0 Still Smokin
Score distribution:
588 movie reviews
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    Planes, Trains and Automobiles is the movie equivalent of a tired stand-up comic's air-travel routine. It strikes some resonant chords indeed, but it never quite leaves the ground, either. And given the stars here, that's a real bungle. [25 Nov 1987, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    It's a troubling movie, and there's something old-fashioned about its mechanics as drama, but Spottiswoode forces us to look at the humanity under duress behind all those back-of-the-book war stories. That in itself is enough. [22 Oct 1983, p.D7]
    • Miami Herald
    • 16 Metascore
    • 25 Bill Cosford
    Two energetic and wonderfully physical comedians, each among the best of his generation. But in their movie, The Toy, they do not amount to much. Pryor seems unhappy about some of his lines and situations, and well he might. It's hard to know just what Gleason thinks, as he is able to deliver even atrocious dialogue with a misanthropic zest that is always appealing, but he has a right to be embarrassed, too. [20 Dec 1982, p.B7]
    • Miami Herald
    • 33 Metascore
    • 38 Bill Cosford
    At its heart, however, Soul Man is a one-gag story propelled by sitcom material; there are times you'd swear you were watching Lucy. And because the filmmakers really aren't up to their premise, the movie ends on a note of forced harmony that's enough to make the blood run cold. It's a reminder that even good white liberals still aren't sure how to act around black people. Which, come to think of it, would make a fine, socially "relevant" comedy. Perhaps Hollywood will make it someday. [27 Oct 1986, p.C4]
    • Miami Herald
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    It's too civilized by half and never quite funny enough. [31 Jan 1986, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    You will not necessarily know any more about life after the film is done, but you'll have killed a couple of hours painlessly, and you will have laughed a lot. [18 Apr 1984, p.C6]
    • Miami Herald
    • 72 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    It's genuinely terrifying, as scary as it is unexpected. [22 May 1987, p.D5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 42 Metascore
    • 25 Bill Cosford
    Footloose is for an audience that wants something easy to think about, a conflict in which the two sides are easy to distinguish and an "enemy" who is easy to look down upon. It's for the folks who like to skip dinner and go right to the cream- filled finale, and though not quite evil, it's as silly as can be. [1 Mar 1984, p.D12]
    • Miami Herald
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    The director was Martha Coolidge (Valley Girl), about whom people have been using the word "potential" for a decade or so. Trapped inside Real Genius, there's a real director trying to get out. [7 Aug 1985, p.D5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    F/X
    F/X doesn't have the surprises when it needs them. [8 Feb 1986, p.C7]
    • Miami Herald
    • 53 Metascore
    • 88 Bill Cosford
    This is what we call a movie-movie, a movie that throws nuance and self-consciousness and artiness to the wind and concentrates on the slam-bam. It's richly entertaining, it's big, it moves fast. [10 Aug 1984, p.C1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 71 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    There's power in this story, even if much of it does owe to a greatly sentimentalized time rather than to genuine virtue. In its new, leaner version, Ward's film does seem twitchy at times -- we're not always sure how the characters got to where they are, emotionally or physically. But it's sweet, too. [14 May 1993, p.G4]
    • Miami Herald
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    The film isn't perfect. Seidelman is still pretty much brand-new at this, and there are times when the movie seems about to slip through her fingers, run off into the streets and flow farther, irretrievably, downtown. And the ending has the patness of a studio contrivance; one guesses that had Seidelman been in complete control, something more ambiguous might have resulted. Still, what fun: Good, and good for you, too. Hollywood reaches out and gives someone with talent a chance to make something genuine and offbeat. It's a great system. [01 Apr 1985, p.C4]
    • Miami Herald
    • 71 Metascore
    • 88 Bill Cosford
    Damage is the kind of film that reminds us what Hollywood still cannot do. There aren't many kinds of movies that Americans don't make better than anyone else, but Malle shows us again that when it comes to murmurs of the heart, we still have a way to go. Be careful with this one: It will break your heart. [22 Jan 1993, p.G5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    If anything, the 1983 To Be or Not to Be is more tasteless, while a great deal less engaging, than the original. [16 Dec 1983, p.E20]
    • Miami Herald
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    Testament is determinedly apolitical and wholly unsensational. It is propaganda in the best sense, a cry for life. And it is no fun at all. [09 Nov 1983, p.B6]
    • Miami Herald
    • 71 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    One of the two flirtations is appealing -- Alda and Keaton tryst briefly, harmlessly, in one of the film's best scenes. The other, which asks us to believe that Huston finds Allen darned near irresistible, is more troublesome. On the other hand, it's Woody Allen's movie, and he gets to do what he wants; this time, apparently, he wants to dream. We go along, those of us who like him, because he's still funny and he's still smart. As for Manhattan Murder Mystery -- he has been funnier, and smarter. [20 Aug 1993, p.5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 71 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is the dopiest and most congenial in the series, an indication that the producers have at last acknowledged that what they're dealing with is not science fiction or adventure, but a kind of cosmic fluke. [27 Nov. 1986, p.F1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    Splash is funny and gentle and quite entertaining, and there isn't a cynical moment in it. And unlikely as this may sound, Splash suggests that we had better keep an eye on Ron Howard, director. He is something special, too. [12 Mar 1984, p.C6]
    • Miami Herald
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    There's not a dull moment in the thing, and it's dumb as dirt. But who can resist? It's the ultimate guilty pleasure, the kind of movie that in years to come, when they're chronicling the decline of our culture, will turn up as an exhibit. [23 Nov 1990, p.G5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 71 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Newell never gets the movie to soar as fairy tale, which is quite clearly what it means to be. And so this fantasy is at its best when it's down and dirty. And that's odd. [17 Sep 1993, p.G4]
    • Miami Herald
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    But whether even kids will be able to take The Outsiders seriously is a hard question. Whether by fidelity to his source or by director's embellishments, Coppola has come up with a story about tough kids who appreciate sunsets and recite Robert Frost from memory, about members of a mid-American urban underclass who ponder their situations with the dispassionate acumen of sociologists. The Outsiders is about "greasers" who are not greasy, and it seems likely that even kids will see through it. [29 March 1983, p.5]
    • Miami Herald
    • 63 Metascore
    • 88 Bill Cosford
    It is a comic love note, a bouquet with a squirt-bulb, a joyful romance in which the message seems to be: Laugh all you want, pal, just don't go home alone. [24 Dec 1982, p.D2]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 88 Bill Cosford
    The whole four hours or so of the two films is as handsome a package as France has produced in years. [30 Dec 1987, p.D6]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 63 Bill Cosford
    Carpenter keeps it sweet. This means muting his fabled skills as an "action" director in favor of plumbing the cutes, and it means that Starman isn't the grown-up entertainment that it could have been. But it's not your everyday romance, either, and it's hard to hate. [14 Dec 1984, p.18]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 88 Bill Cosford
    Barfly is a perfectly incorrigible comedy, a movie of unusual shape and unpredictable moves. [25 Nov 1987, p.D9]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    It's as if Dante sought so hard to parrot his producer that he wound up parodying, and all involved should have known better. There's a current of menace to Dante's work that sets him apart from Spielberg, and a measure of innocence in Spielberg's quite apart from anything Dante has done. [8 June 1984, p.1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Bill Cosford
    It's not very good, but there are redeeming features. [24 Apr 1987, p.D1]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    The writing is good and the direction rarely flabby, but the real strength of Buckaroo is in a large and enthusiastic cast, led by Peter Weller, who plays the title character with a perfect deadpan. [11 Aug 1984, p.B7]
    • Miami Herald
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Bill Cosford
    G-rated material with the snap of a good story and animated artwork that often sparkles. [01 Dec 1982, p.D6]
    • Miami Herald

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