Beatrice Loayza

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For 240 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 30% higher than the average critic
  • 6% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 4.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Beatrice Loayza's Scores

  • Movies
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Average review score: 61
Highest review score: 100 Dreams
Lowest review score: 20 Red Notice
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 16 out of 240
240 movie reviews
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Intentionally juvenile humor can have a way of breaking down even the stoniest viewer with the right levels of sincerity and self-awareness, but the film (a remake of the Norwegian thriller “The Trip”) is too slick and giddy about its own crudity to nurture these elements.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    To sell its brand of wish fulfillment, the film relies almost entirely on the charisma of its leads.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    There’s more to love in the details than in this overloaded sprint through history, which the film frames from the perspective of an aging Pagnol as he talks to a phantom version of his younger self and attempts to begin writing his memoirs.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Benesch’s beautifully controlled performance — a balancing act of anxious, fidgety physicality and poker-faced concentration — shows us the difficulty of honoring each patient’s humanity when workplace conditions demand efficiency over empathy. Still, this message runs thin as the story progresses, a bit too evenly, through its various cases, giving the film a languid, repetitious quality.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    While the final twist adds some depth to its madcap revenge plot, it’s Jovovich who keeps the film’s moodiness from unintentionally playing for laughs.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The lumbersome conspiracy-building in the front half, paired with flashy visuals and some performances fitting for a crude stoner comedy, make this a bleary experience overall.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Rudd does his lovable simpleton shtick and manic Black carries on, as per usual, like a scruffy Don Quixote, but the film around them doesn’t quite keep pace with their go-for-broke absurdity.
    • 26 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    With its jacked-up production budget, “Freddy’s 2,” at the very least, delivers more intricate set pieces that allow for a spatter of solid kill scenes — the rest is as tame and creaky as its signature animatronic teddies.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Frankly, this hunt isn’t particularly thrilling, despite the premise’s potential to create intriguing parallels between Nghe’s erasure and the exploitation of the Vietnamese people by U.S. forces during the war.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Less, here, would have really frightened more.
    • 38 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Him
    For too long, we’re like players stuck in a dark stadium tunnel, retreading the same concepts and fending off opaque threats, when all we wanted was some action.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The film is a disappointing send-off; more an eccentric family drama than a real chiller.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Cooke and Coen’s winding narrative feels muted and underdeveloped, making the film’s offscreen deaths and treacherous reveals feel less like cosmic twists of fate than speed bumps that yield small chuckles and sighs.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    With its twists and rug-pulls, The Knife makes for an absorbing drama, but it’s also deeply exasperating in that it feels less like a social commentary grounded in reality than an edgy play on emotions.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    We’re wondering why these accomplished women could be so uniformly stunted by their delusions of paternal grandeur — which could maybe make for a funny setup. In this overly mannered, weirdly flat dramedy, it’s not.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    It’s clever in concept and kind of silly in execution, which wouldn’t be a bad thing if it knew how to commit to its goofiness.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    If only these intriguing elements were attached to a more exciting film: We may live among our ghosts, but it’s only fun if they’re actually scaring us.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    A critique about the hypocrisies of the righteous upper middle class unfolds halfheartedly, leaving us with performances that might’ve worked better in a sketch comedy scene.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    While Deneuve brings a wonderful blend of neuroses and feigned indifference to her character, the film’s pop-feminist through line dulls the comedy, creating a more conventionally celebratory portrait.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    G20
    Intensions aside, G20 plays well as a silly action movie. I certainly cackled throughout, making it easy to shrug off the incoherence of the conspiracy plot and the obligatory supermom additions.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    If the meandering nature of the film makes the psychic fallout seem tonally scattered, it nevertheless conveys the sense that she’s sleepwalking through life — and always fighting to snap out of it.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The performers hold their ground even if the script simply goes through the motions — the car-as-prison may at first come off like a new jam, and yet you’ve definitely seen it all before.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Naturalistic performances and quiet scenes of summertime idling bring to mind Luca Guadagnino’s drama “Call Me By Your Name,” though Young Hearts is a more wholesome, and ultimately more cliché, endeavor.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    If anything, the onslaught of weirdness is hypnotizing. As a visibly small-scale and local undertaking, the film feels genuinely connected to a vision of working-class Texas and its various characters.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Parthenope, like Sorrentino’s previous films, is an intentionally garish display of sex and luxury that is both irritating and oddly seductive.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    None of these potentially intriguing avenues play out with much thought, diminishing the emotional effect of a tragedy that winds up seeming like an exercise in style.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    In this case, thematic focus is bit of a buzz kill, pulling an otherwise unique portrait onto generic grounds.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    If all women behaving badly can be summed up as witchy, then Sankey’s documentary too often works like a game of associations.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The film’s epic finale feels stagy — while these real-life frustrations are anything but.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Though visually handsome, the film leaves the audience with the sense that, like a grad student, it is still working out its big ideas.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Ultimately, the film feels a bit misshapen.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    A sweeping biopic that presents her as something like an American Girl doll for the “I’m not like other girls” set.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    There’s not much in terms of social commentary beyond the obvious. Still, the tension between the two women comes across, at times rivetingly, because of Harris and Dormer.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    There’s an implication that repressed emotions are simmering beneath the mundane, but that doesn’t always come across.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    The film, as a result, feels wildly uneven, though it cruises on the strength of its underdog narrative and its weird, sordid touches.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Ambitious as it is in scope, the film is also somewhat charmless and dour, caught between wanting to deliver the passion audiences expect from a period romance and constructing a suspenseful underdog tale. It’s too bad it never finds a winning balance.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Grineviciute and Cicenas, however, give depth to a story that becomes stuck on the sorrows of the couple’s discrepancies.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The film’s frenetic world-building eventually becomes numbing, in part because the uneven human dramas — each one offers a vague message about marginalization — lose momentum in all the commotion.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Wahlberg and company manage to hold your attention, and not just because there’s a cute dog in the frame.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    It’s a film for those who don’t know the outcome, playing upon the viewers’ thirst for answers as it chips away at a clearer portrait of the man.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    It’s a heart-warmer about respecting your elders.
    • 48 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Crude and sensationalizing, Manodrome is like an amalgam of all the headlines you’ve read about the kinds of men who succumb to warped ideologies.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The Frenchwomen twist on the supersquad action movie has its charms, but it’s not enough to eclipse the script’s uninspired angles.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    The re-enactments map out the family’s tension and lay bare their wounds, but the lost daughters remain cyphers — the appeal of radicalization frustratingly murky through the end.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Directed by Stig Björkman and narrated by Laura Dern, this documentary is so fixated on enshrining Oates within the canon of American literary giants that it skirts around the peculiarity and provocation of her ideas.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Despite Efira’s efforts, Judith’s inevitable breakdown never hits a satisfyingly deranged register. Her motivations turn out to be less spicy, and more blandly sympathetic than one had hoped from this pressure cooker of a film.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Carrère — known primarily in Europe as a writer of nonfiction books with a literary twist — applies a mood of cool journalistic sobriety to Marianne’s scandalous discoveries. . . Less compelling is the sentimental crisis that plays out because of Marianne’s deception.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Less kooky and gratingly precious than “Jojo Rabbit” or “Life Is Beautiful,” the film nevertheless also taps history with a movie-magic wand.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Death and desire swirl around the film’s charged atmosphere, though Le Bon has trouble meaningfully bringing out these elements in the narrative itself, hastily throwing in ambiguities in the last act to create a weightier sense of drama. The effect falls flat.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Ada’s psychological tumult is captured in intimate close-ups and fluttering camera movements, while the absence of a score complements the film’s uneasy mood of pent-up rage and stifling despair.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    The forced profundity of the “Butterfly” script undermines the film’s enthralling sense of atmosphere, which drips with melancholy, menace and wonder.
    • 43 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    In The End of Sex, parenthood appears to turn adults into babbling adolescents who blush and freeze up in the face of sexual opportunity. This dynamic is supposed to be cringe-funny, but over the course of an hour and a half, this staid farce proves otherwise.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The guarded Julia certainly intrigues, but too often the film sinks into the clichés of a rugged character study — no wonder she prefers to accelerate.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Unicorn Wars is forcefully provocative, trying too hard to push buttons at the cost of more nuanced explorations of masculinity and power. For Vázquez, a pile of cartoon corpses makes enough of a point.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    The result doesn’t make the best use of the medium’s powers, but the chatty ride does make for good food for thought.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Predictably, their relationship softens up, but the film nevertheless maintains some of its prickly charm, in no small part because of the feisty Rampling, whose ice-queen persona here straddles bone-dry humor and withering tragedy.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    At points, the contrast between Irene’s joy and the encroaching horrors is jarring and eerie, but A Radiant Girl seldom hits these notes — the rest is deflating and awkward.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Rotem’s organic approach steers clear of icky idealism, but its conclusions nevertheless feel worn out. Talking helps, sure, but getting people in the same room is too often the stuff of fiction.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Somewhere in “The Man in the Basement” there is a smart psychodrama sharpened by political urgency, but what we get is a middling think piece that too quickly loses momentum — and peters out by the end.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Kitchen Brigade is a white-savior story par excellence, though at least it’s not difficult to swallow — the young people are lovely, and so is the food.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Written and directed by John Swab, Candy Land is standard grindhouse fare — more serious and less conceptually adventurous than its recent counterparts, Ti West’s “X” and “Pearl” — though not without its fair share of pleasurable nastiness.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Perhaps Colombian audiences don’t need the history lesson, but skimping on the context in this case also makes the film’s mawkish impulses more glaring and grating, especially as Trueba shifts his observant domestic drama into something of a political rallying cry — a tepid one, at that.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The brutal possibilities of the white supremacist mind-set are nothing to shy away from. Still, the film’s admittedly jarring cruelty does little beyond press down on old bruises, turning the realities of racialized violence into an immersive spectacle with the kind of real-world sadistic allure one might find in a serial-killer movie.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    The film frequently dips into unintentional absurdity, yes, but it also captivates, thanks to the powers of the Gallic film-world heavyweights Benoît Magimel (playing Benjamin) and Catherine Deneuve.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Limited to a mere pointing out of which kinds of images are empowering to women and which aren’t, the documentary ultimately does a disservice to the art form, feminist or otherwise.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    It’s a well-intentioned gesture of solidarity that tries so desperately to be relatable, it feels alienating.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The documentary is a cookie-cutter presentation intent on showing viewers how leaders of the anti-abortion movement have managed to advance their goals and consolidate power by mobilizing an evangelical minority.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    The movie, more often than not, has the look and feel of an edgy music video, which wouldn’t necessarily be a problem if it weren’t also oddly boring.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Fassbinder’s work finds a kind of truth in the artifice of emotionally plumped-up dramas, but Ozon’s often tedious tragicomedy never hits such a stride, trusting that the material will automatically confer greatness; instead, “Peter” comes off like top-shelf fan-fiction.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Though dressed in shock-value clothing, Medusa is also a straightforward character study, tackling issues like the scourge of Western beauty standards and the difficulties of leaving an abusive relationship along the way
    • 61 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Hadzihalilovic is an expert conjurer of other worlds, and “Earwig” unearths a startlingly seductive array of visual and sonic textures that don’t quite add up to much more than a powerful mood.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Despite its gleeful showcasing of beautiful clothes and vibrant midcentury Parisian sights, the film is caught between its fantasies and its principles, landing somewhere more annoyingly clueless — and dull — than it ought to be.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Edwards’s generic approach — heavy on talking heads and explanatory title cards — often yields fuzzy results, with a haphazard rush of information overwhelming the rare moments the documentary settles into a more defined and compelling point of view.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    The movie never manages to hit above a dim emotional pitch, and a final-act awakening lands with a shrug.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    "Maika” stands out for its moments of weird eccentricity. Bad guys get slapped by gobs of kimchi and Hung and Maika float around in a bubble, zooming past airplanes. Sure, it’s all very loud and cartoonish, but at least we’re not stuck in the suburbs.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    There are no particularly moving insights, and it falls short of a proper character study, but “Playlist” does intrigue with its droll individual parts — if not the sum of them.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Its terse David and Goliath conflict doesn’t yield satisfyingly punchy results.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 58 Beatrice Loayza
    Writer/director Kate Tsang cleverly straddles childhood fantasy with the baser impulses of adolescence, drawing an angsty portrait of teenage girlhood in transition. But even as a movie geared towards young adults, Marvelous and the Black Hole feels innocent to a fault.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Gagarine is more interesting conceptually than it is in execution, but at least the filmmakers know to exalt the setting’s spectral qualities, adding dreamy, hypnotic touches to their phantom portrait of a place that is no longer of this world.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Clearly a pet project for Gainsbourg (whose own electronic pop songs feature prominently in the soundtrack, clashing against her mother’s classic tunes), the documentary is defiantly insular and lacking in context.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    It’s perfectly formulaic.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    No Exit drops an arsenal of twists and rug-pulls at a machine gun’s pace, though Power, the director, doesn’t quite know how to milk the tension, and the perfunctory script (written by Andrew Barrer and Gabriel Ferrari) tries and fails to give the events a greater resonance.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    The film is a tad reductive, leaning too heavily on currently fashionable explanations for why lonely white men resort to violence. But Stone makes up for it with some magnificently eerie moments.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 58 Beatrice Loayza
    Superior falls short of inhabiting the period within which it purports to exist.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    I Want You Back isn’t particularly clever or emotionally stirring, but it does briskly deliver on the corny promises of the genre, navigating relatable relationship issues by the least relatable means.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Despite her minor rebellions, Mona remains a frustratingly opaque character; a stereotypically troubled woman whose eventual awakening merits a shrug at most.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Though attentive to calls for police accountability, and the media’s role in reducing complex issues into simple narratives, Long’s schematic script ramps up theatrics at the expense of more challenging insights.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Adapted by Lafitte from a 2013 play by Sébastien Thiery, Dear Mother is the kind of screwball comedy whose absurd premise and speedy pacing very nearly allow you to overlook the fact that it’s not exceedingly bright or witty.
    • 41 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    The film runs through plot points in appropriately spectacular, if mechanical, fashion. A shoddy script and an overwhelming reliance on clichés, however, make this would-be blockbuster feel incredibly cheap.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    “Speer” is an intriguing document, highlighting the ease with which the most reprehensible figures are able to whitewash their legacies. But once you settle into its wavelength, the documentary begins to feel simplistic, like a one-track excuse to roll out rare film clips and testimony.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 45 Beatrice Loayza
    It would be easier to be less cynical if No Time to Die convincingly delivered on its commitments to Bond’s humanity, rather than nudging it into a handful of scattered scenes, around a lumbering, half-baked drama spiked with explosions and car chases.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    This aestheticization of Chinese society doesn’t exactly sit well with this viewer: one wonders if this counts as a kind of tourism.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    [A] thoroughly generic and often monotonous romance.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    Everton and Call are charming enough, and Everton is a particularly magnetic physical performer, but their high jinks . . . are hit-and-miss. But mostly miss.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    However generic (just this year, “Raya and the Last Dragon” depicted a similar treasure hunt geared toward bringing together diverse groups), the film’s messaging about unity and the need for a new generation to band together against misinformation and rabble rousing isn’t the worst thing.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    One can imagine how the particularities of the Romanian bush might yield novel dynamics. Instead, Dogs underplays these elements and commits to the beats of the slow burn thriller in mostly generic form.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    Trapped in a hopelessly alienating world, Cristovam would rather buck than surrender; a fatal end would seem inevitable, but wisely, Miranda Maria pulls back the reins with a glimpse of empathy that teases a potential way forward.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 60 Beatrice Loayza
    As it stands, the glue uniting these women of different ethnicities and backgrounds reads like a failed attempt to carve a more ambitious meaning out of individual stories already brimming with possibility.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 40 Beatrice Loayza
    The details may be novel — even eye-opening for some — but this story of white guilt and brutality feels mighty old.
    • tbd Metascore
    • 50 Beatrice Loayza
    Though moderately compelling to bear witness to one individual’s objections in real time, The Viewing Booth touches on gloomy truths about spectatorship in the digital era that might have felt novel a decade ago.

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