Angelica Jade Bastien

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For 72 reviews, this critic has graded:
  • 29% higher than the average critic
  • 0% same as the average critic
  • 71% lower than the average critic
On average, this critic grades 11.6 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)

Angelica Jade Bastien's Scores

  • Movies
  • TV
Average review score: 54
Highest review score: 100 Black Bag
Lowest review score: 0 Bad Hair
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 26 out of 72
  2. Negative: 20 out of 72
72 movie reviews
    • 59 Metascore
    • 50 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Its comedy is successfully awkward and discomfiting until it’s evident Borgli isn’t interested in exploring people so much as using their mistakes as gristle to create an endless sprawl of socially awkward scenarios with all the grace and interpersonal cognizance of an edgelord. It is only through the sheer force of the actors involved that the movie is engaging and entertaining.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 30 Angelica Jade Bastien
    While the press tour for the film has highlighted the rapport between its attractive and game stars, that doesn’t reflect the chemistry between them onscreen. There isn’t a flicker of heat between any of them. But the bigger issue is that each character is more of a threadbare idea improperly stitched together than a person.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 80 Angelica Jade Bastien
    The way the film swims through the contradictions, considerations, and cultural reverie of the rural South is genuinely enlivening. Sinners, festooned with intriguing ideas and even more beguiling characters, grabs the hem of greatness even if it never takes hold, hobbled as it is by a desire to hold more than it can properly contain in its over-two-hour run time, leading to a story that feels misshapen after the setup.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 100 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Black Bag is a tremendous example that a film need not be making an explicit political point or obsessed with the political dimensions of its narrative to be worthwhile cinema. A work can rise to this present moment by offering us rapture. This, too, is what movies are meant to accomplish.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 40 Angelica Jade Bastien
    The problem is that The Monkey has a hole at its center. It isn’t comedic enough to distract from the fact that the film traffics in rote archetypes, and it doesn’t quite pluck the heartstrings of its audience over the ragged inheritance from fathers to their sons either.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 40 Angelica Jade Bastien
    The film adopts a visual slickness that renders it anonymous. You don’t have to squint hard to recognize how the writers and the director are cribbing from other science-fiction franchises in an attempt to refresh Star Trek — though all that accomplishes is giving the franchise a center of gravity that isn’t its own.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Mountains is a film smart enough to forgo simplistic melodrama or narrative neatness. It’s the kind that dares us to look back and consider what it means to create a home away from the shores where you were born, in a country hostile not just to your betterment but to your very survival.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 30 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Unfortunately, Kravitz has neither the vision nor the range to deftly skewer the heinous foibles of wealthy men, let alone disrupt Tatum’s onscreen reputation.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 50 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Like the film Challengers itself, Zendaya is a star who still operates on the surface of things.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 30 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Poor Things is ultimately ugly — spiritually and narratively, which curdles even its aesthetic splendor.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 50 Angelica Jade Bastien
    There is no star of such magnitude who more cunningly positions themselves as apolitical than Beyoncé. Her performance as an icon is meant to connect with the broadest number of people possible. To do that, her refusal to stand for anything specific beyond the watered-down treatises on Black excellence must be maintained.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 10 Angelica Jade Bastien
    The film is remarkably banal. It’s a deteriorating rest stop on the road to nowhere.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 30 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Bailey is, unfortunately, completely failed by the dull, misguided production around her. As the studio has done with other live-action remakes, Disney betrays its own lack of imagination and an essential misreading of what made its original children’s fare such a joy to audiences in the first place.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Chapter 4 is blissfully entertaining, full of pratfalls and acting turns that lead to the audience swelling with oohs, aahs, and yelps.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Freddie is a live wire given form, flesh, sinew. She’s a woman defined by what she refuses to be, and Chou appropriately refuses to offer any heartwarming, simple resolutions to the dilemmas marking her life.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 50 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Babylon is a film too busy writing an elegy for the still-breathing body of film as a medium to capture the true beauty and complications of being alive.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 40 Angelica Jade Bastien
    To say the film is overtaxed is an understatement. Regrettably, Black Panther: Wakanda Forever tries to do so many things that it comes across as threadbare and pallid — less a failure of imagination and more of circumstance, time, and narrative constraints.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 50 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Men
    Despite all the broken bones, the graphic deaths, and the copious amounts of blood, the driving idea behind Men is not bold enough to feel frightening. Instead, it’s remarkably tepid.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness is trying for a blend of horror and humor, something close to the heart and terror that Raimi was able to bring to bear throughout his career. But here, his craft has been hemmed in, gamified, leeched of color and vivacity.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 80 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Ambulance, the latest from director Michael Bay, is a film powered by the jittery force of will and blissful confidence that comes with doing cocaine. Lots of cocaine.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Angelica Jade Bastien
    The Lost City isn’t terrible, just aggressively mediocre. It is the kind of movie you put on in the background after coming across it on TBS while you fold laundry on a Sunday afternoon. If anything, The Lost City makes evident not a lack of stars, but a persistent inability on the part of contemporary Hollywood to know what to do with them.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 90 Angelica Jade Bastien
    The Worst Person in the World acts as a forceful reminder that the entanglements between women and the love interests dancing in and out of their lives matter less than the lifelong relationship we must maintain with ourselves.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 90 Angelica Jade Bastien
    The Matrix Resurrections might lack the ground-shaking originality of its 1999 predecessor, but it manages to chart a stunning, divergent path, philosophically and cinematically.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 90 Angelica Jade Bastien
    The film finds a raw beauty in the wonders and heartbreaks of everyday life. It’s a humble portrait of a family’s deepening connections supported by a number of cinematic pleasures — expert sound design and cinematography; touching performances by Norman and Hoffman; and a tremendous showing from Joaquin Phoenix, operating at a register he’s rarely found before. It’s a career best for him — lovely, empathetic, humane.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 30 Angelica Jade Bastien
    With Eternals, Marvel proves itself to be nothing more than a staid, lumbering black hole.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 30 Angelica Jade Bastien
    In trying to reckon with the contradictions of the ’92 film, as well as carve out their own work, DaCosta and her collaborators have created a misfire that can’t make its tangle of politics — about gentrification, the Black body (horror), racism, white desire — feel either relevant or provocative. When Blackness is whittled down, this is the kind of poor cultural product we are sold.
    • 47 Metascore
    • 20 Angelica Jade Bastien
    The film’s humorlessness is off-putting; it is slick to the point of lacking texture. But the underlying problem is more fundamental. Gunpowder Milkshake is led by someone without the star power to carry it, surrounded as she might be by actresses far more interesting.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 10 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Cruella takes one of the richest narrative archetypes — the madwoman — and whittles her down into a glossy, hollow, capitalism-approved monster fueled by girl-boss politics. It has nothing to say about how women move through the world.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 90 Angelica Jade Bastien
    The neo-Western inflected work is a lean, engrossing, action-packed shot of adrenaline that is striking in its aesthetic decisions and boasts some exceedingly fun turns from its actors. Most important, it proves once more why Jolie is a star.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 40 Angelica Jade Bastien
    Ma Rainey postures toward being an actor’s showcase, but its storytelling — and its actorly pitfalls — prohibit that from being the reality.

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