Two and a Half Men: Season 9

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CBS | Season Premiere Date: September 19, 2011

Starring: Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor, Ashton Kutcher

Summary: Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet entrepreneur.

Creator: Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn

Genre(s): Comedy

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Season 9 Episodes

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S9:E24. Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
Air Date: May 14, 2012
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S9:E23. The Straw in My Donut Hole
Air Date: May 7, 2012
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S9:E22. Why We Gave Up Women
Air Date: April 30, 2012

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Lori Rackl

Sep 20, 2011

After eight long seasons, the show might end up being better off with some new blood--of the non-tiger variety. Read full review

Tom Gliatto

Nov 7, 2011

This is a well-constructed, old-school sex farce. [15 Nov 2011, p.43]

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javis10

Dec 14, 2011

In certain point of view, this season is my favourite, honestly I like more Ashton Kutcher than Charlie Sheen. Some people tell me that he does the same jokes but I don't care. Really. Very funny.

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kirkkaboom

Jan 25, 2013

I think that people on here are just wounded by Charlie's exit. Seriously, it's still a very enjoyable show, a great introduction for Walden and they should keep the lineup!

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lbolen

Sep 26, 2011

Well, it will maybe take some adjustment with Ashton in there, but overall, I strongly believe that the show will keep its quirky edge. It's unfortunate that shows on these networks seem to rely so much on criticism to remain on the air rather than good honest earned respect from dedicated,Well, it will maybe take some adjustment with Ashton in there, but overall, I strongly believe that the show will keep its quirky edge. It's unfortunate that shows on these networks seem to rely so much on criticism to remain on the air rather than good honest earned respect from dedicated, loyal fans...no matter what twists happen to their favourite characters.… Expand

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wardialer

Sep 20, 2011

this review pertains to the season 9 premiere only. i'm by no means a die-hard fan of the show, but at its prime it was a GOOD show. the last few seasons were gradually getting worse until sheen's departure. not instantly unfunny, like the simpsons, but progressively worse as it went on.this review pertains to the season 9 premiere only. i'm by no means a die-hard fan of the show, but at its prime it was a GOOD show. the last few seasons were gradually getting worse until sheen's departure. not instantly unfunny, like the simpsons, but progressively worse as it went on. what charlie sheen said all along was validated in this episode that desperately tried to transition to kutcher from sheen. in its last seasons, he DID carry the show when the writing got lazy with his quick wit and timing but couldn't continue to take on that much responsibility with his limited pay... seriously, 6 friends x 1 million each per episode back in the day, while many ppl around him were getting sloppy.
as someone who understands the industry, sheen knew the earning potential of the show and just how much advertisers WERE willing to pay CBS to air their ads during the show, and realized the math wasn't adding up. he acted out, went somewhat insane, but what he originally said about the show seems to make a lot of sense now, especially after this season 9 premiere.
the way the writers tried to kill off his character while trying to elicit lulz from the laugh track was tasteless. exploding bag of meat!? really? the man that made you filthy rich? kind of a weak send off... but again validates what he said all along about the uninspired writing. kutcher is extremely weak in his debut, boring (and shirtless?) only exposing the show for what it is nowadays. cryer is still an awkward, unfunny troll and angus t. young an ungrateful anti-talent who outgrew his role and actually recommended kutcher as a replacement for charlie in the first place. CBS lobbied an emmy for melissa mccarthy to keep mike & molly on for another season, but no amount of fake hype can replace the actual lack of viewers for CBS' comedy lineup.
charlie sheen definitely won... and he can keep winning by coming back stronger than ever, while continuing to take care of his kids and himself.… Expand

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charlieharper4e

Jun 12, 2015

Ashton is a great actor, but the series is all about Charlie. Walden just doesn’t fit in Two and A Half Men. After Charlie’s departure, the whole series becomes a crap. A billionaire comes in, Jake is no more funny, Alan is more despicable than ever… then Charlie’s lesbian daughter arrives,Ashton is a great actor, but the series is all about Charlie. Walden just doesn’t fit in Two and A Half Men. After Charlie’s departure, the whole series becomes a crap. A billionaire comes in, Jake is no more funny, Alan is more despicable than ever… then Charlie’s lesbian daughter arrives, Alan and Walden become a gay couple and mr. Chuck decides to bring Charlie back – by the way, it is COMPLETELY unrealistic, even for Rose to put a man in a dungeon for years and get away with it (and not only with that!) – in order to get him killed again (just to be sure). And he calls that a win… Can it really get more blowed? No mr. Lorre, Charlie Harper is the winner and the soul of the TWO & A HALF MEN (series 1-8) and every true fan of the series knows that. The rest is a huge CRAP!… Expand

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spoogemcloogie

Nov 25, 2011

Just really uncomfortable to watch..... the show worked when it was two brothers bantering back and forth with his brother and nephew mooching off of him..... now, Alan Harper is one of the more unlikable characters on the boob tube.

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Brilliana

Feb 5, 2012

Its actually scary how awful this is. Its so painfully terrible. WE WANT CHARLIE BACK. He was the best thing about this show. Jon CRYER IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL. CBS MAKE BETTER SHOWS.

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