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I expected more sparky wordplay from a Williamson show, but the Vampire Diaries pilot is pretty limp and lifeless in that department. The attractive cast is... attractive. Let's be kind and say that they are not all blessed with the same level of competence in the acting department.
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Williamson also wrote the "Scream" trilogy, but there's neither humor nor horror here, unless you count some of the acting and casting.
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Pretty, sensible teenage vampires who talk like depressed extras on "Hannah Montana"? Why, Diary? Why?
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You will want all the extras who played vamps on "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (which was great, by the way, and not to be blamed for this lackluster cousin) to return en masse to eat the cast of "Vampire Diaries," plus any remaining scripts.
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Where is that Buffy chick when you need her?
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It’s not that The Vampire Diaries is a truly terrible show. It’s just so insipid and uninspired.
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CW's version details the dull, dull doings of the world's clammiest vamps, who may flash fangs and skulk around in dark cemeteries (ever see a bright one?) but who come up fatally flat in terms of mayhem and menace.
Awards & Rankings
User score distribution:
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Positive: 414 out of 550
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Mixed: 58 out of 550
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Negative: 78 out of 550
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Aug 27, 2010
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Jan 23, 2015
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May 27, 2013