A brief review of each episode:
NOTE! The newest episode on this list is Safe Deposit Krabs; I haven't gotten the chance to see the Halloween and the unaired episodes yet! I WILL update it when I do get the chance!
Extreme Spots: Stereotype and bland characters, even the Old Lady couldn't save this episode. Squirrel Record: Abysmal rehash of beloved classic episode Pre Hibernation week.A brief review of each episode:
NOTE! The newest episode on this list is Safe Deposit Krabs; I haven't gotten the chance to see the Halloween and the unaired episodes yet! I WILL update it when I do get the chance!
Extreme Spots: Stereotype and bland characters, even the Old Lady couldn't save this episode. Squirrel Record: Abysmal rehash of beloved classic episode Pre Hibernation week. Patrick-Man!: Bubble Buddy IV (Its a townspeople torture porn, and the 4th so far Gary's New Toy: First there's a boring montage of Gary chewing up everything, then there's an annoying montage of Gary ignoring SpongeBob. License to Milkshake: It wins an award for the most boring episode of all time. An academy based on milkshakes? That's the best you could come up with?! Squid Baby: Ah, a breath of fresh air. Its only decent, but I love how kind SB and Pat are to care for Squidward when he's helpless. Little Yellow Book: This doesn't make sense; Why is it okay to abuse Squidward (Squid Wood, Boating Buddies, Choir Boys, etc.) but when Squid finally gets revenge you flipping lock him up in town square?!!! Bumper to Bumper: They should go ahead, give SpongeBob his license, and scrap Mrs. Puff because apparently they can't come up with any new material. Eek, An Urchin!: Pretty lacking in everything though I like the original plot. Squid Defense: The concept sounds decent, but the boring training sequences and retarded twist ending ruin it. Jailbreak!: This just sucks because it is so boring. They should've made Mr. Krabs not believe SpongeBob then when Plankton does show up KK crew defeats Plankton and his thugs in a creative way. .but nope. They just call the cops and they hide in the safe. Zzzzzz. Evil Spatula: Its better than Jailbreak! but its still lackluster and SpongeBob is really annoying. Safe Deposit Krabs: Mr. Krabs is extremely unlikeable because he's just practically hoarding everyone's money in this safe. Plankton's Pet: Not funny, not deep, not creative, just PLAIN CUTE.
Decision:
1 B grade episode
1 B- grade episode
1 C+ grade episode
3 C grade episodes
1 C- grade episode
1 D grade episode
6 F grade episodes
Final Grade: D+
Conclusion: Season 9 is very boring; even past post-film episodes were horrible, they still had a sense of memorability and frantic action. About 45% of these episodes have absolutely none. And the other about 55% have very little.
Since I have so many characters left, I want to list my Top 20 Favorite Episodes (After rewatching them a few things I've said in previous seasonal reviews may not be accurate)
20. SB-129
19. Its a SpongeBob Christmas!
18. Shanghaied
17. Krab-Borg
16. Graveyard Shift
15. Christmas Who?
14. Suds
13. Arrgh!
12. The Camping Episode
11. F. U. N.
10. Sailor Mouth
9. Chocolate With Nuts
8. Patty Hype
7. Can You Spare a Dime?
6. Something Smells
5. Party Pooper Pants
4. Ugh
3. Pizza Delivery
2. Band Geeks
Honorable Mentions
21. Rock Bottom
22. Opposite Day
And my #1 favorite episode is. .
Naughty Nautical Neighbors! :D
Now my favorite to least favorite seasons:
1. Season 3
2. Season 2
3. Season 1
4. Season 5
5. Season 4
6. Season 8
7. Season 6
8. Season 7
9. Season 9
Season 8 review coming soon!… Expand