A brief review of each episode:
Tentacle-Vision: Absolutely hilarious, (Pieguyrulz easter egg) but points are deducted for Squidward abuse. I Dancing: Well choreographed dancing. Growth Spout: Very cute Looney Tunes style epsiode that is beautifully animated. Stuck in the Wringer: Unlike season 5, they overdid Patrick's stupidity. .the wrong way. (Opposite Day easter egg) Someone's inA brief review of each episode:
Tentacle-Vision: Absolutely hilarious, (Pieguyrulz easter egg) but points are deducted for Squidward abuse. I Dancing: Well choreographed dancing. Growth Spout: Very cute Looney Tunes style epsiode that is beautifully animated. Stuck in the Wringer: Unlike season 5, they overdid Patrick's stupidity. .the wrong way. (Opposite Day easter egg) Someone's in the Kitchen With Sandy: Everyone is so mean spirited and its gross! :P The Inside Job: Really everything is lacking except the jokes. Greasy Buffoons: Gross and unhealthy. Model Sponge: An episode that's going fine until the last third. Keep Bikini Bottom Beautiful: That cop sucks. A Pal for Gary: Gary Torture Porn. Yours, Mine, and Mine: While jerk Patrick is funny, he's still a jerk nonetheless. Kracked Krabs: Its alright. I liked them showing off how cheap they are. The Curse of Bikini Bottom: This is a great episode for season 7! You have to love how they call him "Old Man Squidward" :D Squidward in Clarinetland: Decent, but creepy. Spongebob's Last Stand: Great moral, everything else is stupid and unfunny. Back to the Past: Decent episode that toggles your mind. The Bad Guy Club for Villains: Zzzzz. A Day Without Tears: Decent episode, can be funny. Summer Job: Mrs. Puff Torture Porn. One Coarse Meal: Worst episode of all time. Period. Gary in Love: BORING! The Play's the Thing: Beautifully animated and funny, but its still an STP. Rodeo Daze: Decent episode; the song is catchy and its beautifully animated, but I don't like how no one cares about Sandy. Gramma's Secret Recipe: Gross and barely funny. The Cent of Money: Mr. Krabs is becoming very unlikeable. The Monster Who Came to Bikini Bottom: Patrick and Raaarrrr!'s relationship is nothing short of cute. Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Triangle: Zzzzz. .Huh! What? The Curse of the Hex: Mediocre, but definitely something new. The Main Drain: Doesn't make any sense and unfunny. Trenchbillies: Gross, ugly animated hilbillies. Sponge-Cano: Totally pointless. .what does Squidward have to be grateful for Spongebob?!!!! The Great Patty Caper: Really good and funny, would even be better if it wasn't so predictable. That Sinking Feeling: Lackluster sequel to Chum Caverns. Karate Star: Its okay, I love the concept. Buried in Time: This epsiode is pretty funny. Enchanted Tiki Dreams: This is one of the most beautifully animated episodes of Spongebob. The Abrasive Side: Not very funny and just cruel. Earworm: Very very annoying. Hide and Then What Happens: Spongebob searches half the world for Patrick? Comic genius! Shellback Shenanigans: Pretty boring. The Masterpiece: Gross and stupid ending. Whelk Attack: Kind of epic. You Don't Know Sponge: Its pretty meh in every aspect. Tunnel of Glove: Pretty creepy, Patrick steals the show. Krusty Dogs: Just plain boring, yet I like the very original concept. The Wreck of the Mauna Loa: Now here's a great episode! Its just so fun and exciting ecspecially when the ride malfuncts. New Fish in Town: Its pretty decent, although I wish Howard would be in more episodes because he's funny! Love That Squid: Ghastly spin-off of beloved classic epsiode Krusty Love. Big Sister Sam: Patrick is such a jerk; he's practically oblivious to the problem! Perfect Chemistry: Everything except the repeated gas joke is boring.
Decision:
3 B+ grade episodes
9 B grade epsiodes
4 B- grade epsiodes
1 C+ grade episode
6 C grade episodes
22 C- grade episodes
5 F grade episodes
Conclusion: Season 7 could have been a beautiful firework, but instead an unholy dud.
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