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Well after binge watching all the episodes of season 6 in three days I have to say this season was just a depressing mess. To start with Piscatella's murder getting pinned on Taystee was rushed and ridiculous to believe - one of the guards shooting him in the face with the gun the inmates in Frieda's bunker acquired after he was already dead from the pepper bullet that killed him at the end of the last season - with their claims backed up by a corrupt forensics investigator who we never even get to see. Then there's the very tired story of Alex and Piper, in which Piper mopes around for the first few episodes believing Alex is dead until - surprise, surprise - she isn't and they get back together to be their bland selves and not really do much for the rest of the season other than moping around with a broken arm (Alex) and planning to get kickball reinstated (Piper), seasoned with a few minor arguments with other characters that never actually lead anywhere and some tedious cute talk between themselves that really just seems to be used to take up time in episodes. Blanka decides she wants to get pregnant with Diablo's baby, using sperm smuggled in from the visitation area bathroom and getting help from Nichol's to artificially inseminate herself, then finds out that she's getting released early before being cruelly shipped off in an immigration van whilst Diablo waits outside for her looking sad with a bouquet of flowers because we can't have anything nice and everyone has to be depressed.
The main plot revolves around a long standing feud between the Denning sisters Carol and Barbara, who killed their sister Debbie 30/40 years ago. They control C and D blocks. They are both incredibly boring and shallow characters who are bad because they are bad and have somehow spread their pettiness to the other inmates who are entirely happy to act as foot soldiers to their respective blocks because... because. Piper's kickball plan is set up as the catalyst for the war between the two blocks, with inmates gathering weapons and preparing for the penultimate fight at the end of the season, only for the inmates to suddenly realise how stupid the entire feud is and decide to just play kickball instead at the last moment, whilst their two paranoid leaders kill each other whilst hiding in a closet as they're waiting to use the big fight as a distraction to get to Freida and kill her because she screwed them both over years ago. That's about it.
The guards are also stupid, unlikable characters who have a fantasy league where they score points for broken rules between their chosen inmates and actively encourage violence between prisoners so that they can win the game. None of them are brought to justice for this, despite Gloria Mendoza securing evidence and reading it out in front of her co-host Marisol Gonzales on their prison radio show before finding out that their not broadcasting yet and getting sent to the shoe. Gonzales shows some interest over the outburst, but ultimately doesn't do anything about it and continues with her radio show as usual after Mendoza is apprehended.
The show is filled with depressing endings to multiple character arcs in this season, and seeing one kickball game where no one gets shanked and Piper getting set free (despite making it clear that she's unhappy about the entire thing and would rather stay with Alex in prison) just isn't enough to take the bitter taste away.
The show used to be funny and entertaining with great comedy and black comedy mixed with well paced drama. Now its just a list of depressing story lines with flat "humorous" one liners in between depressing or boring scenes… Expand