Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club

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Season 1
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4.5

Mixed or average reviews- based on 16 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 7 out of 16
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 16
  3. Negative: 9 out of 16
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  1. mejaflora
    Feb 12, 2019
    0
    Honestly what is there to do in a cabana? What service do you need to provide other than booze and food? How entertaining is it to watch a guest be carried and not be dropped on the tush? I can feel how bored the ambassadors are, there is nothing to plan, we have no idea who the VIPs are. The show is just full of the thanos guy and sad lindsay being on repeat about the lohan BRAND, howHonestly what is there to do in a cabana? What service do you need to provide other than booze and food? How entertaining is it to watch a guest be carried and not be dropped on the tush? I can feel how bored the ambassadors are, there is nothing to plan, we have no idea who the VIPs are. The show is just full of the thanos guy and sad lindsay being on repeat about the lohan BRAND, how this people are expendable, and how kind lindsay is. what is the LOHAN BRAND?????? Please don't compare this show to vp rules? I hardly could care less about the characters here, no one is likable and I can't blame them for just walking around in circles. Other than wait for the VIPs to wake up, there is really not much to do. Oh is the lohan brand now pimping too? It's interesting how they are encourage to ho themselves to make the VIPs happy.… Expand

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Metascore
45

Mixed or average reviews - based on 6 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 6
  2. Mixed: 3 out of 6
  3. Negative: 2 out of 6
  1. The Daily Beast
    Reviewed by: Amy Zimmerman
    Jan 8, 2019
    10
    It’s great on paper, but in practice, the show faces a number of insurmountable obstacles that make it almost unwatchable. First and foremost: This Lindsay Lohan show is barely about Lindsay Lohan. ... Without its supposed star, all that remains is a reality TV show that barely bothers to have a premise.
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  2. Slate
    Reviewed by: Willa Paskin
    Jan 8, 2019
    40
    Beach House is a bag of Pop Rocks that don’t fizz, a firework that sputters into nothing much. ... Perhaps the cast will come to seem interesting after a few episodes, but if any of them were switched out after the premiere, I wouldn’t notice. Lohan and her business partner Panos Spentzos—who with his matching yellow hat and caftan, outsize ego, and acid asides has a much cannier grasp on how to be a reality star than anyone else assembled.
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  3. The Hollywood Reporter
    Reviewed by: Robyn Bahr
    Jan 8, 2019
    10
    Vapid and tedious. ... It's easy to dismiss a show like this as cheap trash, but it's worse than that: It's gendered malice peddled as fun in the sun. Even worse for a show set in paradise--it's ugly. Visually ugly, the fuzzy camera unable to capture the lusciousness of the seaside or the tranquility of Mediterranean architecture. Lohan, at least, comes off as emotionally intelligent with her staff, her deep, flinty voice and confident HBIC aura a welcome break from the participants' acrid attention-seeking.
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