Variety's Scores

For 17,849 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 IMAX: Hubble 3D
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
17849 movie reviews
  1. The four-years-in-the-making, badly recycled (not to mention awful) sequel might stain the honor of the Lampoon label if it hadn't already produced several even worse films.
  2. Amel’s script is agonizingly airless and contrived
  3. 8MM
    A movie that keeps jumping the gate and finally unravels all over the floor.
  4. A shoddy vehicle for Jamie Foxx to ride into the summer season on.
  5. [A] torturously unfunny exercise, which doesn’t even rise to the level of competent misogyny.
  6. Sparing no maudlin contrivance in a quest to jerk tears that remain stubbornly dry, this hokum is slickly executed by producer Mark Williams in his feature directorial debut. But the result never rises above polished plastic, formulaic, and pedestrian.
  7. The only thing more reliable than bad weather is bad movies, and in that respect, Geostorm is right on forecast.
  8. This contemptible fiasco is not only comfortable courting laughs through ugly mockery of minorities, but also doesn’t even have the courage of its own crass-as-I-wannabe convictions.
  9. 211
    A rote, overstuffed compilation of genre cliches with pedestrian handling of action elements and frequent notes of maudlin contrivance.
  10. Bullets fly and jokes land with a thud in Killers, a deadly dull hubby's-a-hit man farce that alternately resembles a knockoff of 2005's "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" and a rehash of "Knight & Day" avant la lettre .
    • 21 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Vibrant, snappy and surprisingly fresh.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Commits the first cardinal sin of cinematic horror -- it's boring and doesn't have a single scary moment.
  11. The movie is not entirely without charm — although it’s safe to say, it’s mostly without charm. In fact, the movie has so little charm to offer that it borders on insipid.
  12. Some bad movies trigger swells of anger and outrage, while others prompt industrial-grade snark and scorn. And then there are leaden clunkers like Just Getting Started that provoke an ineffable sense of sadness as one considers how much time, money and talent has been squandered on something so thoroughly useless.
  13. Haphazard mix of boisterously crude comedy, romantic entanglements, class-conscious clashes and intensely competitive hardball.
  14. It is sentimental and sprawling, which are not necessarily bad things, but also manipulative and contrived, which very much are.
  15. An aggressively obnoxious tone undermines a decent concept and appealing cast.
  16. Bratz’s references and parodies are consistently on-target, if always way too over-the-top. Every line of dialogue could plausibly take an exclamation point.
  17. Competent but unimaginative horror entry.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Fourth installment of Hellraiser series proves to be so bad that the director of record is Alan Smithee, the name used under Directors Guild rules when the real helmer refuses credit. The director billed in early announcements was special effects whiz Kevin Yeager -- who retains credit in that category -- but who wisely realized the released film would not enhance his resume. Except for the most undiscriminating gorehound, pic is a pointless mess.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    When Robert Aldrich's filmmaking is good, it's very, very good; and when it's bad it's awful. This cheap-looking ultra-raunchy alleged comedy about policemen leaves no stone unturned in its exploitation of vulgarity.
  18. The sheer raggedness of the plotting -- and the pic's cynical disdain toward audiences -- is staggering.
    • 21 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Formulaic, humdrum and sometimes unintentionally laughable.
  19. If drive-ins still existed, this film would rule there for weeks.
  20. At the most basic level, Boricua's Bond is at war with itself.
  21. Unconvincing poser.
  22. Looking and sounding like a second-tier '80s made-for-cabler, Crazy on the Outside is the sort of bland trifle one might watch to kill time during an extended flight.
  23. Conservatives score a few political points but aren't very funny in An American Carol, a cheesy spitball directed at the very large target of a Michael Moore-like filmmaker.
  24. The disparate tones never gel, and the movie has an airless, stop-and-go feel, as if a studio-audience laugh track were intended but never inserted.
  25. Goosed by a couple gratuitous interludes of gory amateur surgery, the movie is eventful, with a high body count. But there’s never the baseline authenticity of atmosphere or character depth that might make so much action meaningful, or even particularly exciting.

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