Variety's Scores

For 17,847 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 4% same as the average critic
  • 44% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 IMAX: Hubble 3D
Lowest review score: 0 Divorce: The Musical
Score distribution:
17847 movie reviews
  1. Pleasant and engaging, rather than laugh-out-loud funny or emotionally involving.
  2. George Lucas has reached deep into the trove of his self-generated mythological world to produce a grand entertainment that offers a satisfying balance among the series' epic, narrative, technological and emotional qualities.
  3. Matthew Barney delivers his masterpiece in Cremaster 3, unquestionably the 35-year-old sculptor-performance artist-filmmaker's most linear, most narratively inclined work to date.
  4. In the post-Columbine era, Koury's film has its finger on something particularly potent.
  5. Most impressive in an objective sense, as a technical exercise -- its staccato technique preventing greater involvement.
  6. Tries to salvage its dopey premise with frantic final-reel plot contortions.
  7. Starts out on an exhilarating high but gradually loses steam, Janice Beard 45 WPM tries hard to overcome its inconsistency with relentless whimsy.
  8. History comes alive with verve and cold-sweat suspense in The Lady and the Duke.
  9. This refitting of Claude Chabrol's 1968 classic "La Femme Infidele" is less concerned with suspense and dramatic fireworks than is the usual American "erotic thriller," and much more devoted to nuances and the minutiae of how men and women behave, pretend and lie in duplicitous situations.
  10. Overall aroma of movie junk food.
  11. Expertly edited chronicle doesn't lead to any major explosion, but reveals plenty -- little of it pleasant -- en-route.
  12. Neither pure masala musical nor pure masala meller, Lagaan is an involving, easily digestible hunk of pure entertainment that could be the trigger for Bollywood's long-awaited crossover to non-ethnic markets.
  13. A cut above the average Aussie crazy-clan comedy.
  14. A modest charmer.
  15. Succeeds as light entertainment -- even if at the cost of the material's greater potential.
  16. Mediocre, dramatically flat picture.
  17. An elegant but empty and frustrating meditation on desire, obsession, love and possession, The Captive intellectualizes those subjects almost beyond the level of art-film parody.
  18. Intelligent, low-key suspenser.
  19. A film with a terrifically engaging concept that overstays its welcome by quite a stretch.
  20. Kiarostami shoots Africa with an uncanny verisimilitude, coming close here to his idea of a "poetic cinema" indebted more to poetry and music than the theatrical novelistic storytelling tradition.
  21. For those always on the lookout for the "funny" Allen, this one definitely has its moments, but too much of the picture is flat, dispiriting and frankly unbelievable in fundamental ways that defy the granting of poetic license.
  22. An embarrassing failure at almost every level.
  23. Pic's happiest surprise is Tobey Maguire in the title role, as the young actor provides an emotional openness and vulnerability that gives this $120 million production its most distinctive flavor.
  24. All-encompassing drama.
  25. Doesn't compare favorably with David Schisgall's similarly themed "The Lifestyle," released to arthouses last year.
  26. Inexplicably mixing lamer-than-lame "bad taste" comedy with yea worse traumatized-assault-victim histrionics, pic's only entertainment value lies in viewer weighing whether pic is primarily a.) offensive b.) amateurish c.) pathetic or d.) a cry for help.
  27. A fascinating story, albeit with some missed opportunities in the telling.
  28. A deeply metaphysical film by contempo Hollywood standards, this middlebrow trifle may engage the emotions of a certain tier of young professional women.
  29. Further proof that titular antagonist Jason Voorhes is ready for retirement -- to videostore shelves.
  30. This extremely plot-thickened tale finally offers little more than the usual genre elements pushed to the kind of extremes that recall the acrid "The Way of the Gun."
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  31. Has a quasi-verite, improvisational feel that appears truthful. But it doesn't lend much sympathy, or depth, to characters who never seem worth knowing.
  32. There's nothing remotely original about Freshmen, but this somewhat formulaic comedy-drama about four college newbies has a lot of charm and sincerity going for it.
  33. Isn't only an outstanding documentary -- it's also a powerful personal drama.
  34. Suffers in ways typical to such adaptations -- what was fresh and flavorful in anecdotal description becomes more familiar and sitcom broad in literal depiction.
  35. Rigorous but creepy drama.
  36. Some viewers may feel as though, instead of watching a feature, they're paging through a book of rough sketches by a deranged Disney alumnus.
  37. Like a really, really high-tech version of a high school class trip to the planetarium.
  38. Engrossing but psychologically shallow tale.
  39. Intelligent, involving and intricately plotted thriller.
  40. Rouses excitement mostly from stuntwork and thesp agility rather than CGI excess.
  41. Although occasionally both overwritten and overly symbolic, tale carries a satisfying emotional charge.
  42. A seductively structured and superbly acted suspenser that breathtakingly piles swindle upon scam without giving away the game until the very end.
  43. Speak a great deal, but they don't have much to say. A dull ensembler.
  44. Every stab at comedy in this mirthless slog is botched.
  45. Light, thoroughly entertaining comedy;
  46. Above all a rousing entertainment.
  47. Playful and sporty, with just a small twist of the knife, The Cat's Meow is good, uncomplicated fun.
  48. So absurdly contrived that it begs to be taken as comedy.
  49. Bright, glossy, grandly scaled and dramatically stolid, 79-year-old writer-director Jerzy Kawalerowicz's longtime dream project mixes earnest religiosity with the depraved cruelty of Nero's Rome in the classic De Mille tradition.
  50. Charlie Kaufman's clever screenplay bears many traces of the same brand of originality and eccentric imagination that graced his work on "Being John Malkovich," although even at an hour-and-a-half the conceit is stretched almost too thin for audience sustenance.
  51. A resoundingly old-fashioned and well crafted study of evil infecting an American family, Frailty moves from strength to strength on its deceptive narrative course.
  52. Rousing, family-friendly item has a big, epic look and state-of-the-art visual effects, which help to make pic -- a high-profile example of the mainstreaming of Christian entertainment.
  53. Captures the excitement of lightning in a bottle.
  54. Obvious and exploitative even by low-bar youthpic standards.
  55. A comedy that starts the date in a frisky mood but sours before it's time to kiss goodnight.
  56. Despite early-on guffaws, pic suffers from the same problem that has plagued nearly all of the similarly adapted “Saturday Night Live” films: It fails to sustain its initial burst of comic inspiration over the course of its feature-length running time.
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    • 70 Critic Score
    Thoughtful and mostly very watchable picture, with its emphasis on how war dehumanizes the individual soldier.
  57. Chained to the floor by a script that isn't particularly funny, direction that goes for realism rather than stylization and an almost complete lack of comic timing.
  58. A massive undertaking and an accomplished piece of filmmaking in a solid tradition of intelligent, meticulous literary adaptations.
  59. Judd now is top-billed, but her performance is so resolutely humorless and businesslike that Freeman's gruffly affectionate warmth becomes doubly valuable, though not nearly enough to lend this generic project any special character.
  60. Middleton's polished writing and amusing observations about the anxieties most people encounter when definitively farewelling their youth help compensate for her standard-issue direction.
  61. A genially amusing ensemble farce that doesn't quite achieve enough momentum for liftoff.
  62. Elegantly constructed, deceptively complex documentary.
  63. There's nary a comic idea in Van Wilder that isn't ripped off from a recent Farrelly brothers movie. But that doesn't stop Van Wilder from being very funny, provided you're not easily offended.
  64. A muted coming-of-age piece that more often reflects rusty movie conventions than it freshly observes real-life struggles.
  65. Some fine screen chemistry between its leads and a spikey, offhandedly comic script by young writer-director John McKay put spice into Crush.
  66. Despite its intelligence and a great, funny concept for a movie, this "Picnic" never gets past the appetizers; pic lacks the development needed for a full-length feature and, following a hilarious opening sequence, it becomes tiresomely one-note.
  67. Quaid's effortlessly compelling and engagingly earnest performance keeps pic grounded in down-to-earth reality.
  68. Whatever valid points are being explored are hopelessly clouded by the film's unwavering earnestness as it descends into silliness and excess.
  69. Theater veteran Recoing is utterly compelling. Both the script and the resourceful, subtle actor provide enormous insight into the troubled character.
  70. Pushes its dark, smart, clever, cynical, satirical, nasty, provocative and sarcastic instincts to the point of heavily diminished returns -- to the point where the very amusing premise just isn't funny anymore.
  71. Smartly plotted, convincingly acted and brilliantly executed technically, this engrossing thriller adds some clever modern wrinkles to the time-tested formula of sinister intruders threatening innocents in their home.
  72. Deadly dull in stretches, and just plain embarrassing in others.
  73. A blandly conceived youth adventure lacking zing or style.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 70 Critic Score
    The piece is ultimately admirable for its lack of easy answers, for its continued sense of emotional confusion.
  74. Emerges a surprisingly in-depth, wistful look at outgrowing a youth-only subculture.
  75. A cut above most youth-skewed sex comedies of late, with bouncy execution and an unsophisticated but positive gender-sensitivity message elevating a so-so script.
  76. A half-klutzy, half-engaging eccentric comedy.
  77. Unflaggingly genial and universally funny.
  78. A model of cohesion and clarity as long as it's dealing with Brown's exemplary public achievements. However, pic quickly becomes mired in tedium and confusion when it turns to Brown's scandal-ridden private life.
  79. May be too grisly to extend its appeal beyond its fan base.
  80. Heartfelt and heart-rending performances make all the difference in Pauline and Paulette, a delightfully bittersweet story.
  81. Provides powerful drama thanks to its trenchant core story and harrowing re-creation of the brutal chaos of war.
  82. A shrill, strained and shallow riff on a tired idea.
    • 100 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    It's a no-holds-barred account of the sadistic fourth estater played cunningly by Burt Lancaster.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The film's biggest limitation is its oversexed, underdeveloped male duo. Playing like a south-of-the-border version of Beavis and Butt-head, the teenagers have but one thought in their heads.
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    • 40 Critic Score
    Camp is too elegant a word to describe it all.
  83. Provides deeply humanistic insight into the complexities of the Middle East conflict that political analysis or front-line news coverage often lacks.
  84. Despite a promising setup, pic never really goes anywhere, instead immersing viewers in a kinetic onslaught of flesh (namely, that of Milla Jovovich) and flesh-eaters (most of the rest of the cast).
  85. An entertaining story that, while not terribly original, is sufficiently arresting and often laugh-out-loud funny.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    With its remarkably intimate look at Israeli Bedouin culture, a subject heretofore little treated, Danny Verete's Yellow Asphalt is a deeply affecting and brutally uncompromising anthology of three unrelated stories.
  86. Boilerplate crime comedy.
  87. Jaglom's quickest and funniest picture in years and the most accessible.
  88. Breaks down when it gets to the distant future, which in this case isn't a good place to be stranded.
  89. Cluttered, unfocused script attempts too much.
  90. Senselessly long at two-and-three-quarters hours and with a protracted climax that eradicates any goodwill established in the fastidious first couple of reels.
  91. Plays like an aggressively heart-tugging, exceedingly vanilla Disney telemovie.
    • 98 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    Interesting movement holds through the entirety. Life in the native quarter, with its squalor and intrigues, is particularly well presented and photographed.
  92. Mixes a rites-of-passage story with political and sexual elements to solid but finally uninvolving results.
  93. Gibson has the closest thing to a John Wayne part that anyone's played since the Duke himself rode into the sunset, and he plays it damn well.

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