TV Guide Magazine's Scores

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For 7,979 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Badlands
Lowest review score: 0 Terror Firmer
Score distribution:
7979 movie reviews
  1. The locations and production design are breathtakingly beautiful. But though cast largely with Chinese actors, it was shot in English, which no doubt made business sense but almost certainly accounts for many truly awful performances.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 63 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    Most significant and contrary to the Mormon Church's ongoing position, the film depicts Young as present when the plot is hatched to slaughter the emigrants. Needless to say, this workmanlike but unflinching film won't be playing in Utah anytime soon.
  2. As for first-time feature director Mark Piznarski, he should be cited for excessive use of slow motion, sun-dappled trees and golden light; one more cliche violation and his license to direct would be forfeit.
  3. Pseudo sci-fi gobbledygook aside, X-Files alumni James Wong and Glen Morgan's script is little more than an excuse for Jet Li to kick his own ass, which he does energetically and often.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    So silly it's best taken ironically. But the film, much of it shot digitally, is also astonishingly beautiful.
  4. This formulaic mess of sports-movie cliches and self-esteem claptrap contains a couple of funny bits, but you have to slog through a lot of done-to-death bodily function jokes to get to them.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 38 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    Spin it however they like, the troubled but talented Lohan isn't what's wrong with this misbegotten mess.
  5. Larry Bishop's painfully self-conscious homage to biker films of yesteryear is a carefully crafted pastiche that doesn't miss a wild-deadly-angels-devils-sadists-revenge cliché and can't hold a candle to the down-and-dirty likes of "The Glory Stompers."
  6. The outtakes that accompany the end credits suggest that making the movie was a blast; it's a shame the same can't be said for watching it.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    With cheesy special effects (even the volcano isn't convincing, considering the film cost $20 million) and a hole-ridden script, this film offers precious little to like.
  7. Is there anything so painful as a comedy whose every gag falls flat and then lies there, flopping like a dying flounder?
  8. While movies like "The Long Riders" (1980) and "The Great Northfield, Minnesota Raid" (1972) aim to be serious considerations of the outlaws' lives and legends, this picture just wants to have fun.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Critic Score
    Every aspect of this film is reprehensible. Stallone's character is an empty hulk; the few attempts to provide us with little insights into his character are downright laughable.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    We're treated to endless scenes of women getting slammed, thrown and clothes lined, while men's genitals are grabbed, groped, stroked and tasered. It's all just as painful as it sounds.
  9. All's well that ends well, and rest assured, the consciousness-raising lessons are cloaked in gross-out gags.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Although this entry is competently directed, the series seems to have lost the zip and flashes of wit that made the first Death Wish so memorably repellent.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    It's hard to believe that the same man who wrote and directed one of the best horror films of the 1970s, The Hills Have Eyes, could have pulled the same duty on the sequel and come up with a film as shockingly bad as this.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Screenwriter/director Bloom has produced a bad script and his direction of young actors is even worse. Nothing very explicit survives in the final cut, leaving Andrews' grim ruminations on the horrors of a perverted family life obtuse and undeveloped.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Generally regarded as Bronson's worst picture to date.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Enjoyable in a foolish way as Dickey performs amazing acrobatic feats while slicing up dozens of people with her sword. This film constitutes more slick exploitation from schlockmeisters Golan and Globus.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    Nielsen's schtick is getting pretty threadbare by now -- his movies used to wring laughs from assaults on his silver-haired dignity, but after years of screen buffoonery, he has no dignity left to assault.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 0 Critic Score
    The film features a complete absence of plot, character, drama, comedy and acting.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Children may delight in some of DROP DEAD FRED's fanciful effects sequences, but they're likely to be bored by Elizabeth's grown-up problems. And adults may identify with its self-help message, but the rest is squirm-inducing.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 30 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    So consistently awful, it's almost entertaining.
  10. Cross an episode of "Friends" with an issue-of-the-week movie about gay parenthood and you have this glossy vanity project.
  11. The supporting cast's comic abilities smooth over many -- if not all -- of the movie's flaws.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Film Ventures International (FVI) specialized in turning out cheap imitations of big blockbusters. When The Exorcist came out, FVI followed it with Beyond the Door; while Jaws was a number one money-grosser, FVI came out with this film, replacing the shark with a 15-foot bear.
  12. The story is a bit predictable and the characters given to restating the obvious (presumably for the benefit of very young viewers), but overall this third Pokemon sequel is surprisingly entertaining.
  13. Two idiots embark on a life of crime to help a deserving teenager attend Harvard in this lowbrow but generally sweet-natured comedy.
    • 25 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Larter just doesn't have the same bite as the bunny-killing stalkers of years gone by.

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