TV Guide Magazine's Scores

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For 7,979 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 46% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 51% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 5 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 60
Highest review score: 100 Badlands
Lowest review score: 0 Terror Firmer
Score distribution:
7979 movie reviews
  1. It's hard to overstate just how awful this movie is, despite the efforts of the appealing cast.
  2. This scattershot comedy (which might be called "irreverent" if anyone actually revered movies like AMERICAN PIE) features vulgar gags at the expense of recent youth-oriented pictures.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    In light of the recent plight of real New York City-based filmmaker Micah Garen, who was kidnapped and nearly executed while attempting to make a genuine documentary in Iraq, the whole endeavor seems simply foolish.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    A stew of silliness that's so ridiculous it's almost entertaining. Almost.
  3. How engaging you find this loosely structured road movie will depend on how charming you find the over-aged slackers played by Josh Alexander, who also wrote the screenplay, and Robert Bogue.
  4. The film's 85 minutes drag by painfully slowly, because there's no respite from Chapman's tedious, self-pitying reveries.
  5. First-time writer-director Robert Edwards is nothing if not ambitious, attempting to encapsulate the history of totalitarian oppression and misguided revolutionary zeal into a broad, blunt, black comedy.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    UHF
    Yankovic fails to come up with anything new to freshen the stock storyline, and is content instead to let it serve as a creaky showcase for his forte, media parodies. But even the quality of these parodies is inconsistent, with the movie and music takeoffs being obvious and out of date.
  6. Vince and Cesar have been written to evoke equal audience sympathy, so there's no suspense whatsover in the outcome of their climactic match-up, the brutal realism of Shelton's staging notwithstanding.
  7. Not funny at all.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    For a teen film to resonate, it has to feel honest, and I Love You, Beth Cooper simply comes off as too paint-by-numbers to achieve any level of emotional authenticity.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    For a romantic comedy, this offers few laughs and little tenderness, and mainly evokes confusion with its muddled storyline and inept execution.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    Though written by Wes Craven and his son, Jonathan Craven, this is pretty standard stuff: A lot of creeping through dark tunnels with just enough characterization to help you keep track of who's still alive, but not enough gore to really satisfy fans of Aja's bloodbath.
  8. Though Dylan shuffles through the dramatic sequences like a dessicated mummy, the music sequences are strikingly vibrant -- he's never looked worse or sounded better.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    With all the glossy sex, you'd be forgiven for thinking Zalman King was directing, except that even King knows you don't need such a ludicrously complicated plot to show pretty people having sex. Each character is so burdened with gratuitous back story that it's exhausting trying to separate the grain from the chaff, until you realize none of it matters at all.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    Boasts spunk, imagination and a strong performance from Smallville's very talented Sam Jones III.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    Marred by lack of a clear strategy and an over-reliance on audio-visual trickery.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 30 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    It doesn't meet the minimum number of laughs to qualify as a comedy -- two would have clinched it -- and it's far too asinine to be taken seriously.
  9. The juvenile gags seem aimed at moviegoers who hate the whole idea of independent/art/foreign-language films and the stuck-up eggheads who like them -- so what's the point?
  10. The whole film is plagued by a sense of false, desperate cheerfulness.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Cannibal Women does manage to be on target with its humor from time to time. But there are far more misses than hits as the movie also goes for the corny, the obvious, and the ancient.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Incredibly inept and silly adaptation of Edgar Rice Burroughs' adventure yarn.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Feature debuts don't come much better than director Robert Harmon and screenwriter Eric Red's sleek, dream-like thriller about a naïve college boy who crosses paths with devil in the flesh after taking a wrong turn on some lost highway.
  11. Ralston gets solid performances out of his cast, and the film has a surprisingly polished look. But in the end, there isn't much to it.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    Sticky sweet sentimentality, clumsy plotting and a rosily myopic view of life in the WWII-era Mississippi Delta undermine this adaptation of an unpublished novel by David Armstrong.
  12. Continuity errors are as numerous as product placements and though shot on location, the movie captures none of London's local color.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 0 Critic Score
    STAND ALONE is a repulsive, hate-filled effort that blasphemies the true meaning of patriotism.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 40 Reviewed by
      Ken Fox
    A cheesy romance tricked up in cheap sanctimony.
    • 32 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    If director Brad Silberling had taken this cast to their natural extremes, he might have delivered a raucously funny sci-fi comedy -- think "Anchorman" meets "Jurassic Park." Instead, Land of the Lost is an utter misfire -- not bad enough to hate, not good enough to remember.
  13. Raised in Mumbai, classically trained actor-turned-writer-director Khanna addresses the volatile issue of women's rights within Islamic households, and if his sensationalistic debut feature makes its point with a heavy hand, it's also starkly effective.

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