We're just over a month into 2000 and already there's a candidate for the year's worst picture.

A cinematic lowpoint, even within its decidedly lowbrow genre, the teen gross-out sex romp.

This skull is brainless.

An empty void of tasteless action, formula plot, and dull dialogue set in a sadly under-utilized time period.

When worlds collide - people yawn.

The film so strongly fixates on strange, explicit sexual acts that it forgoes any emotional (i.e. romantic) aspects of sex.

Lucky for you, it won't cost a thing to get up and walk out at any point after the credits.

Its film school aesthetics and sophomoric storytelling are sense-deadening.

In the real audience with which I watched it, the only laughs were from kids under eight or nine, mostly at hilarious "hooter" jokes.

While movie reviewers like to throw around the line, "This is the worst movie I've ever seen," this movie may be the worst movie I've ever seen.

Words cannot do justice for this homage to Ed Wood.

Endgame has become a nincompoop's travelogue, drenched in stage blood, fake beards, and crappy special effects.

Inert, unfunny, and not even interesting as a dirty movie, 8 1/2 Women could well rank as one of the worst films of the year.

Rocky & Bullwinkle is the new millennium's "Howard the Duck."

Inane, irresponsible, immature, poorly written.