The Seattle Times' Scores
- Movies
For 1,952 reviews, this publication has graded:
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63% higher than the average critic
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3% same as the average critic
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34% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.7 points higher than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 68
| Highest review score: | Gladiator | |
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| Lowest review score: | It's Pat: The Movie |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 1,402 out of 1952
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Mixed: 293 out of 1952
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Negative: 257 out of 1952
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John Hartl
Stuffed with touristy images but not enough dramatic substance to make any of them count.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Apr 28, 2016
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John Hartl
The script earns a few points for trying to deal with the puzzles inherent in time-travel stories, and it's not surprising that the author is John Varley, who has won both the Hugo and Nebula awards for his science-fiction novels. But he needed a more inspired director than the plodding Michael Anderson. [15 Mar 1990, p.D5]- The Seattle Times
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Soren Andersen
By the end, it’s made glaringly obvious that the people who made Madame Web intended it to be the prelude to sequels featuring the three proto Spider-Women. Spare us.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Feb 14, 2024
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Sloppy writing, inconsistent tone and gaping plotholes make this film look more like instant video product. [1 May 1992, p.34]- The Seattle Times
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Soren Andersen
It’s Honeyglue, a romantic drama, which fittingly, given that title, is sticky with sentimentality.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Jun 16, 2016
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John Hartl
Whether or not you're a fan of De Jong's earlier work, Drop Dead Fred is clearly an extension of it. There's even a touch of Peter Pan and Wendy in the relationship between Mayall and Cates ("He's like my best friend, and yet I'm scared to death of him"), who has a ball with the role.- The Seattle Times
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Jeff Shannon
I was hoping to miss the preview of Encino Man by scheduling some other, more entertaining diversion like, say, a few hours of unnecessary oral surgery. No such luck...There is a special annex of hell for movies like this, where sinners and simpletons are sent to atone for watching too much MTV. [22 May 1992, p.22]- The Seattle Times
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John Hartl
Unfortunately, the script by Amanda Silver and Rick Jaffa (a husband-and-wife team who previously collaborated on "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle") eventually throws out all ambiguities and endorses Field's actions, even suggesting that her husband and Mantegna's policeman just aren't committed enough to seek justice...It's a revolting development in a transparently manipulative movie, created by people who clearly know better. [12 Jan 1996]- The Seattle Times
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Soren Andersen
Imagine the worst costume epic imaginable. Imagine no more. It exists.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Feb 25, 2016
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The dialogue is so insipid, the jokes so sophomoric, one gets the feeling Saget called in a favor to the Olsen twins on a day the pair were feeling particularly naughty. [15 Jun 1998]- The Seattle Times
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John Hartl
The script by David Stenn (21 Jump Street), which also includes a hoary subplot involving blackmail, a kidnapping and a guilty family secret, is essentially a way of tying together a collection of familiar-looking music videos that are so loosely connected to the story that they have about the same impact as commercials. [19 Oct 1991, p.C7]- The Seattle Times
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Moira Macdonald
Collateral Beauty is a pretty terrible movie, but it left me with one overarching thought: My life, and surely yours, too, would be vastly improved if only Helen Mirren were perpetually lurking nearby, offering advice.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Dec 14, 2016
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Moira Macdonald
Sometimes, all the pieces are there, but it just isn’t worth putting the puzzle together. Such is the case with Tomas Alfredson’s The Snowman.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Oct 19, 2017
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John Hartl
The sparring couple at its center are played by Naomi Watts, a fearless actress who seems game for anything, and Matthew McConaughey, who just seems off his game here.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Sep 1, 2016
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John Hartl
Cute and daffy enough to make your molars ache, Bakery in Brooklyn is the kind of romantic comedy that lacks all conviction.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Jan 21, 2017
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John Hartl
Helms and Wilson are sometimes a stretch as brothers, especially in the more emotional scenes. But Close is majestic as the mother, a supporting role that feels bigger than it is.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Dec 21, 2017
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Tom Keogh
Ripped works best as a middling series of gags about being far too many tokes over the line.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Jun 22, 2017
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- Posted Jan 14, 2016
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Katie Walsh
The worst thing about Life Itself is not that it is emotionally sadistic. It's just how much it wants to be emotionally sadistic, while missing the mark by a mile.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Sep 20, 2018
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John Hartl
The sexual sadism that ruled in the first Hellraiser has been largely replaced by tiresome confrontations between the toymakers and Pinhead, who responds to their sputtering oaths with the most sensible line in the movie: "Do I look like someone who would care what God thinks?" [9 March 1996, p.F3]- The Seattle Times
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John Hartl
The year is still young, but it's not likely to yield a more profoundly vacuous movie than Wild Orchid. [28 Apr 1990, p.C5]- The Seattle Times
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That this silly excuse for a movie knows it's silly isn't nearly enough to justify its waste of talent, time and money. Skip it and save yours. [26 Aug 1994, p.25]- The Seattle Times
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Jeff Shannon
Mr. Nanny is certainly harmless, even though Hogan acts as if he's stumbled onto the set of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood. But only the most gullible 4-year-old will get a rise from the lifeless direction of co-writer Michael Gottlieb, whose earlier Mannequin provided a similar dose of moviegoing torture. [09 Oct 1993, p.C3]- The Seattle Times
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John Hartl
The new "Magoo" ends with a statement that it doesn't mean to slight near-sighted people or prejudice anyone against them. But so few of the sight gags relate to Magoo's near-sightlessness that the apology is baffling. [25 Dec 1997, p.26]- The Seattle Times
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Moira Macdonald
It’s a lazy movie that fades from memory the instant the credits start to roll; a blandly pretty cog in a studio wheel. Moms deserve better. So do moviegoers.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Apr 28, 2016
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Jeff Shannon
At the risk of confessing a breech of duties, I "watched" much of the film with my eyes closed, isolating the soundtrack only because I could always accurately guess what was happening on the screen . . . which wasn't much, believe me. [20 Mar 1993, p.C6]- The Seattle Times
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Jeff Shannon
One might have hoped for some semblance of vitality and ingenuity in this, Jason's ninth and final solo killing spree, but it's a retread to its rotten core. [14 Aug 1993, p.C3]- The Seattle Times
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John Hartl
As skiing comedies go, this one is no easier to endure than Hot Dog - The Movie or Snowball Express. Maslansky instructed his writers to come up with a script to go along with the title he'd dreamed up, and every character, comic twist and plot development seems tortuously manufactured and insincere. [10 Feb 1990, p.C7]- The Seattle Times
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John Hartl
This installment is essentially the same mix as before, with only a better-than-average cast to recommend it. [30 Sept 1995, p.F7]- The Seattle Times
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Jeff Shannon
Car 54, Where are You? is an insult to the popular late-1950's TV show that inspired it.- The Seattle Times
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Tom Keogh
D’Souza manipulates viewers’ passions while telling them who to blame for their bile. As for Hillary, D’Souza asserts she wants to nationalize all our industries and steal all our money. His lack of evidence undercuts his message.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Jul 21, 2016
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Tom Keogh
Director Park Hyun-gene skillfully engineers the inevitable triumph of the heart over every kind of human foible, and — why not? — a viewer is temporarily hooked.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Feb 25, 2016
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- The Seattle Times
- Posted Apr 7, 2016
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Soren Andersen
The picture’s time shifts are smoothly handled by Kwak. But eventually confusion sets in.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Apr 21, 2016
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Tom Keogh
Writer-director Jo Sung-hee subtly evokes American Westerns and “X-Files”-like weirdness while dreaming up such pulse-quickening set pieces as a shootout in a fog-filled room.- The Seattle Times
- Posted May 19, 2016
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A traditional documentary with solemn voice-over, career timeline and critical assessments this is not. But while a few more facts along those lines would have been welcome...this visual love letter nevertheless conveys Kirk’s spirit and music well.- The Seattle Times
- Posted May 26, 2016
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Moira Macdonald
Should you decide to watch all of Blackway, a decision I cannot endorse, you’ll get to know Lillian (Julia Stiles), a determined if rather personality-free woman who’s moved back to the small Oregon logging town where she grew up.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Jun 9, 2016
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John Hartl
Gaup deftly keeps track of the major betrayals without making them seem too obvious.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Jun 16, 2016
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- Posted Jul 7, 2016
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Moira Macdonald
Filmed during three separate trips to the Auschwitz site starting in 2010, the result is a movie so intensely personal that it amounts to an extended selfie.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Sep 22, 2016
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Tom Keogh
The Charnel House is watchable, even if you can tell very soon what’s really going on behind mysterious doings.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Nov 3, 2016
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Tom Keogh
You feel hints of a strange energy in Emily that remind us we don’t always know why we do what we do in relationships. The hard part is holding on for the ride.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Feb 3, 2017
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John Hartl
Entertaining but almost too ambitious for its own sake.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Feb 16, 2017
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John Hartl
Cross occasionally lets their more promising moments go slack. The staging of a few scenes suggests home-movie limitations. But enthusiasm counts for a great deal in a project as ambitious and strange as Second Nature.- The Seattle Times
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Moira Macdonald
The result is a stylish, inventive film that kept me intrigued, even as its story twisted so mightily I feared it might snap.- The Seattle Times
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Soren Andersen
There is advocacy. And then there is propaganda. The Trolley, with its overcooked rhetoric, falls into the latter category.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Jun 21, 2018
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- Posted Oct 25, 2018
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Soren Andersen
Two very strong performances anchor Potato Dreams of America, Seattle-based filmmaker Wes Hurley’s thought-provoking dramatization of his childhood in his native Russia and, later, as a teen in Seattle.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Feb 25, 2022
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Soren Andersen
Despite its flaws, Flight/Risk is a comprehensive and stinging critique of a once-proud company that has lost its way and is struggling to make a comeback. And it’s a tribute to the people who died and the families who mourn them.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Sep 12, 2022
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Moira Macdonald
Megan Griffiths’ latest, I’ll Show You Mine, is impeccably filmed and thoughtfully written, but it doesn’t quite justify its running time.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Jun 26, 2023
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Katie Walsh
Representationally, Clika is an important and worthy film. Cinematically, it unfortunately can’t find the beat.- The Seattle Times
- Posted Jan 23, 2026
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