The Globe and Mail (Toronto)'s Scores

For 7,291 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 48% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 49% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 62
Highest review score: 100 The Red Turtle
Lowest review score: 0 The Mod Squad
Score distribution:
7291 movie reviews
  1. The result, like so many stout travellers from stage to screen, is respectable. Stolidly, bloodlessly, yawningly respectable.
  2. Sounds promising. What a disappointment then to report that Just Like Heaven is more like purgatory, a sweating, straining attempt to marry the wisecracking fury of the modern sitcom to the classic Rock-Doris, Cary-Kate romantic comedy.
  3. Of course, given the abundance of voice-over, Nic Cage is unburdened from any great need to act. But he narrates splendidly, delivering the stuff with an unrepentant glee laced with liberal doses of irony.
  4. Schreiber has one major casting coup in Eugene Hutz, the New York-based Ukrainian/Gypsy/Punk musician who plays Alex.
  5. Ghoulishness and innocence walk hand-in-hand in Tim Burton's Corpse Bride, a movie that digs into Hollywood's past to resurrect the antique art of stop-motion animation and create a fabulous bauble of a movie.
  6. So no one would argue that Thumbsucker sucks. But the thing does seem just so indie-movie familiar.
  7. This one's just painful.
  8. Separate Lies is deceptive in more ways than it intends. Because the acting is so uniformly superb, we're almost fooled into believing that the movie is as good as the cast. It isn't, not by half.
  9. Laugh? Well, once.
  10. By the conclusion, the movie turns into the ursine answer to "Free Willy," veering dangerously close to New Age parody: Free your inner bear -- and begin to heal from the last time you got mauled.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Positively hops with jolts and frights but they're the cheap kind.
    • 24 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    The tedious, tortuous storyline and lifeless cast are two larger problems.
  11. Grade Underclassman an "Unacceptable effort," and "D" for derivative.
  12. Constant is the very thing The Constant Gardener is not. Attractive yet fickle, the movie beckons enticingly one moment and wanders off the next.
  13. Sorry, but the real Grimms did a whole lot more with a great deal less.
  14. Though The Cave really, really tries to be scary from as many directions as possible, it fails to hold much in reserve and never manages to build suspense.
  15. The trouble with Undiscovered isn't that it's actively annoying but it's so dramatically listless it seems determined to become Unremembered.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    While "Wedding Crashers" ultimately succumbs to endorsing the mushy romantic clichés that it spends the rest of the time ridiculing, The 40-Year-Old Virgin offers a wiser take on the anxieties, negotiations and expectations that surround love and sex, particularly for people who've been burned before.
  16. Sitting through Red Eye is like watching a master carpenter at work on a custom bookcase. No one would call the result art, but you're sure bound to admire the sheer craft of the thing, the clean lines and seamless joints and meticulous attention to detail.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Valiant is weak tea next to the best of Pixar and DreamWorks.
  17. My advice is to choose the first half, where things are really funny until they aren't.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Bold, intelligent and provocative.
  18. Shamelessly cross-promotional "extreme" sports flick.
  19. A fine, solid cast and fully exploited settings cannot make up for the by-the-numbers screenplay, which is filled with all-too-convenient plot points.
    • 23 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    In the worst scenes in Deuce Bigalow: European Bigalow, it's as if Schneider and Co. are straining to invent new taboos just so they can break them, a strategy that provokes more confused silence than laughter.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    The director's approach is far too ham-fisted and erratic to bring Four Brothers up to the level of enjoyable trash -- it's too crummy to earn that distinction.
  20. The picture's broad outline may be fact, but everything inside gets painted in a deep shade of bogus.
  21. Compelling, disturbing.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 88 Critic Score
    It is also extremely well-written in the fearless way of a smarty pants on a roll in the university cafeteria.
  22. It's not so much a movie in three acts as three movies stuffed into a single casing, and often showing the strain.

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