Sputnikmusic's Scores

  • Music
For 2,596 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 53% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 45% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 72
Highest review score: 100 Exit
Lowest review score: 10 The Path of Totality
Score distribution:
2596 music reviews
    • 48 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Every song layers Levine's singing/clumsy rapping over the most cringe inducing trap beats, and most of the time he sounds like a middle-aged stepdad trying to sound "hip" to get in good with his stepson. It's transparent cultural and trend pandering, and even when Levine adheres to his bread and butter, the melodies are more vanilla than usual.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    It’s not a verbatim copy of Kendrick’s work, but it’s every bit the stylistic counterfeit, and while it, along with the other mentions above, could be seen as imitations done in reverence had they been released on a free mixtape, their use on an album is no doubt a calculated effort to profit off of the ideas and work of another who did it first, in an attempt to capitalize on the ignorance of those listeners who may not know better.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Y2K
    The social media taint/ industry plant vibes radiate from this project as if it’s been sprayed by a skunk, with very little to recommend it other than as a soundtrack to some upcoming TikTok trend. There’s doubtless an audience for Ice Spice amongst the army of impressionable youths who may find this kind of rap wonderfully diverting, but it’s hard to deny just how artistically barren this release in particular is.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The very elements that made No Doubt popular in the first place have disappeared.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    This album is simply objectively terrible. Issues have managed to craft an album that is entirely without any sort of value, appeal, artistic merit, creativity.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The album is pure homogeneous shitheap of stream-of-consciousness turgidity nonsense that strives to be different and to take you “somewhere else” but in the end really just ends up being hilariously bad and hilariously derivative of his past work and despite the frequent “so-weird-it’s-almost-cool” moments it still just plain sucks hardcore.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Any piece that can cover an emotional spectrum ranging from gruff cries all the way to handclaps must have a lot to offer. ... Step aside Nickelback, there’s a new sheriff in town and his name is Imagine Dragons.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Symphonic elements always have potential in music, but often are ruined by the execution and this album is no exception. Cradle of Filth fall into the trap of using them as a replacement for actual songwriting, relying on the symphonic arrangements to cover up their lack of talent. It doesn't work, especially because the arrangements themselves aren't too interesting in the first place.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    I suppose you could say that’s what wrong with Relapse, it is almost completely non-sequitor, with no real lyrical substance until the last half of the album....Relapse sucks.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    There are no good songs. There are no ‘moments’ that make any of these 18 songs worth listening to. There’s nothing that implies there is potential, there are no guests that make Eminem worth listening to, there are no good lyrics, there are no good production flourishes, and there aren’t any melodies. There’s no evident flow, and there isn’t anything to be gained from listening to this that can’t be done by listening to literally anything else.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    If you’re the type of music fan who loves every facet of their music to be vacant of genuine emotion, creativity and expression, this album will satiate your cravings, you hungry listener.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    It fails on every level. It’s not fun. It’s not sexy. It’s not impressive. It’s not inventive.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    California 37 erases Train's original identity, simply leaving us with a train wreck.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Anarchy, My Dear fails because it tries to recapture things that Bemis just doesn't seem to have right now--true discontentment and anger and venom.
    • 39 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Finding Beauty in Negative Spaces is nearly all negative space with very little beauty.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Unfortunately, with Fragile Future, Hawthorne Heights start awkwardly and never really find their feet.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Imagine the worst Good Charlotte song repeating “I fell in love with an emo girl” as a chorus. ... If anything, the more trap-infused tracks gracing the record’s back half fare better, solely because they aren’t direct copies of some of the most well-known pop punk songs of all time. Moreover, the extremely overblown production doesn’t achieve the same maximalism here, making for a comparatively listenable bunch of songs. Key word: comparatively.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The defense that it isn't trying, that it's just for kicks, would I guess be admissible if the songs weren't so entirely devoid of substance.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    It’s a record so entrenched in referencing other music that it ceases to be artistic expression, and is entirely separated from expression as a concept, floating in its own sterility. Looks like it’s back to the drawing board for whichever craven startup CEO cooked this one up in the experience machine; you won’t be able to unplug fast enough.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    For an album called Out of Control, it's astonishing just how bland and devoid of personality or expression this is.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Obviously, Atlantic did not rape Lupe into releasing a soulless, automated, corporate record. The real irony is that Lupe's fans demanded this garbage be released.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The main problem with most of the songs on Grand Hotel stem from The Explorers Club's inability to moderate pretty much anything.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    To try and explain just how bad the "music" is on this disc is about as much of a masochistic exercise as listening to it.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Underclass Hero tries its best to be profound and musically challenging, however its only success is found, without exception, in the tracks which drop the pretense entirely and return to the formula which made the group popular to begin with.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    Might Delete Later is a miscalculation at every level and may prove in time to be his version of Chance the Rapper’s The Big Day.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    This band’s tedium, their mercilessly polished tones, their big bucks mastering, their humourless refusal to spotlight any glorious points of absurdity within their own writing, their algorithmic combination of the most derivative parts of how many separate genres into a no less unremarkable whole - it all makes for one of the most irksome feints at artistry I’ve heard this decade and feels oriented towards an impressionable audience with sickeningly calculated precision.
    • 58 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The Path Of Totality is an album that doesn't work because it tries to be something it's not; no, it fails because of not just its terrible premise but its truly dreadful execution.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    8
    Every song is so utterly devoid of energy, like they've released a record composed of the spaces between the notes in all their previous work.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 10 Critic Score
    The only merit to be found on this soulless revisionism is the production, which is at least serviceable. Outside of that, this is, to the surprise of no one, inferior to the original in every conceivable way.