Spank!'s Scores
- Games
For 144 reviews, this publication has graded:
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38% higher than the average critic
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2% same as the average critic
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60% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Game review score: 73
| Highest review score: | ISS Pro Evolution | |
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| Lowest review score: | WWF Royal Rumble |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 78 out of 144
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Mixed: 56 out of 144
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Negative: 10 out of 144
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Plays the opposition off the park. The best footy sim on the PlayStation, and possibly every other format as well.- Spank!
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I very much intend to retire from the human race and hibernate with this game.- Spank!
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Probably the most fun you can have with two people without having to clear up afterwards.- Spank!
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Perfect in every way. Except for the manual, which I've burnt along with every other first person shooter in the office games cupboard: there's no point in keeping either now.- Spank!
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Graphically stunning, packed with features and playability out of the very top drawer.- Spank!
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The audio is wonderful and matches the graphics, though the storyline is fairly pointless, and there's a certain childlike quality to it that could annoy but was fine with me.- Spank!
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As an excellent variation on the throw away RTS culture of the moment, especially for it's potential longevity on my play list and for some pukka explosions!- Spank!
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If I had to choose my favourite (realistic) racing game, a couple of weeks ago I would have said Colin McRae but now it's most definitely the sequel.- Spank!
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At last a decent comic-book conversion that is extremely playable and will even appeal to those who aren't fans of the comic.- Spank!
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Frustratingly difficult at first, F355 rewards the patient gamer with an experience that just can't be beaten.- Spank!
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This is the fastest, smoothest, most graphically sumptuous first person shooter available at the moment. Get used to the control method and you will be riveted; Get a mouse and a keyboard and you'll be unstoppable.- Spank!
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One billion points for single handily dragging online RPGs out of a mire of orcs, beards and dreadful graphics. It's repetitive and shallow (kind of) but it's also amazingly beautiful, addictive and - believe it or not - socially rewarding and instructive!- Spank!
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Like the Soup Nazi from "Seinfeld" - it demands perfection from itself, so how can it expect any less from it's customers? Tough, but rewardingly so.- Spank!
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Where the game scores low is in the repeated use of cliched fantasy fodder in the shape of the narrative, nomenclature, audio and character portraits.- Spank!
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Allowing the kind of mass battles that we've previously only dreamed of, this epochal title gives us war and so much more.- Spank!
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Witty, knowing, referential, and above all supremely playable, Conker is an absolute corker.- Spank!
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The twists and turns of the plot are brought to life on screen in a way that leaves you itching to find out what's round the next corner.- Spank!
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Blending RPG features seamlessly with action elements and wrapping it all up with one of the better narratives to grace a PC game.- Spank!
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A great game, and one that will keep you entertained for hours, the plot will keep you amused and the various weapons in the game will make for a great action adventure.- Spank!
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It's not the all-encompassing experience of godly power that was suggested. You have to play it in a fairly rigid and organised fashion.- Spank!
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Hostile Waters is not only a superb PC game it's actually one of the very best games I've ever played.- Spank!
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McRae Rally 2.0 oozes quality and demands to be played again and again.- Spank!
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A cracking title, that's so finely tuned and crafted as well as addictive and compelling.- Spank!
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It combines the best of team based gaming with an authentic and therefore exciting approach to tactical ops.- Spank!
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There's plenty of challenging levels and the most blinkered PS2 stalwart would have to admit that it looks amazing.- Spank!
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What is absolutely stunning is the total absence of formulaic gameplay. Even the best video game is somewhat formulaic after a fashion, but UFC is almost entirely unpredictable.- Spank!
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A lot more difficult than "Ocarina of Time" and not quite as user-friendly.- Spank!
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This is the best looking and most exciting version of "Bust-A-Move" so far.- Spank!