Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,776 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7776 movie reviews
  1. The film feels second-rate in every sense, from the quality of its animation to its C-list voice cast.
  2. At this point, Sparksian romances unfold via their own preordained formula, and measures of their merits largely hinge on how well each can bend the cookie-cutter.
  3. For all of its ostensible thoughtfulness, in trying to describe “real art,” Random Acts of Violence ultimately doesn’t describe anything at all.
  4. The gravity of Krystal's situation is undermined at every turn by the filmmakers' excessively broad, comedic strokes.
  5. Like most biopics, The Dirt crams so many events into its narrative as to compromise the sense that these are real characters in the here and now.
  6. I'm not sure what part of Snowmen doesn't scream completely inappropriate, sentimental Manichean drivel.
  7. In the end, it feels unavoidably dull, as there isn't much thematic ambiguity to be found in the assertion that humans deserve life that's defined by more than indentured servitude.
  8. Stephen Fung's pop-up graphics and jazzy fight scenes feel part of an unwieldy mix in which the director just throws whatever half-baked conceits up on the screen he feels like.
  9. The ingenuity of writer-director Jeremy LaLonde's film ends with its title.
  10. Ava
    Ava isn’t only banal, but also, in its half-hearted stabs at novel ideas, seemingly content with its banality.
  11. Him
    The film leaves you wishing that the aspirational way the sport is presented in real life had been read for filth.
  12. A genre mishmash cobbled together from the refuse of disparate visual and narrative modes.
  13. Evan Twohy’s attempt to smuggle some sincerity into this largely absurdist tale shows that he isn’t especially committed to coherence.
  14. When Mark Wahlberg's Silva isn't wielding run-on sentences as military-grade weapons, he barks out derivative commands and asinine statements that make him sound like a 13-year-old playing Call of Duty.
  15. Angels Crest opens with the laughter of children at play, but that's the only hint of happiness you'll find in this unflinchingly manipulative and pointless morality play.
  16. The film veers almost at random from ghost story to family drama to erotic thriller to black comedy.
  17. Submergence's globetrotting only succeeds at exposing the hollowness of the characters at the film's center.
  18. If ever there was a movie equivalent of dad bod, Entourage is it.
  19. Some of the film’s narrative threads are frustratingly unresolved, while others are wrapped up in arbitrary fashion.
  20. Terminator Genisys feels like being trapped in a conversation with a child breathlessly recounting the highlights of the preceding movies.
  21. Whatever new technology facilitated its genesis, the film is just another assembly-line reproduction.
  22. The savagery here is rooted in retrograde myths that might have been easier to stomach had the cannibalism been positioned as a fantastical unleashing of retribution.
  23. The film wastes its charismatic leads in a parade of wacky CG creations whose occasional novelty is drowned out by its incessance.
  24. The tension between verisimilitude and economy of storytelling dictates everything in All Eyez on Me.
  25. Like technological innovation itself, the film seems overwhelmed by the reach of all its techo-cultural parts.
  26. The slower it moves, the more obvious One Spoon of Chocolate’s deficiencies become.
  27. The film consistently settles for the cheapest shock devices and the most shopworn totems of our current neo-gothic moment in the genre.
  28. The only way that this film could be any more racist is if the Dwyer family holed up with Lillian Gish and waited for the Klan to save them.
  29. Roger Donaldson embellishes an already overly plotty scenario with hollowly attractive genre superfluities.
  30. Given that Mel Gibson makes little attempt to instill any sense of physicality to this dispiritingly paint-by-numbers affair, it becomes easy to understand the marketing of the film’s 4DX theatrical option as an act of overcompensation.

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