Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,776 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7776 movie reviews
  1. The film takes dozens of different anecdotes about cults and celebrities and manages to render them pedestrian, unoriginal, staid.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    While featuring much screaming, accusations, collision of agendas, and the exhuming of dirty secrets, the film remains emotionally tone deaf.
  2. While I still protest Bay's too-hasty cutting (many shots are good enough to warrant a few extra seconds), his set pieces, and his sets, are magnificently entertaining.
  3. Jon Watts does nothing with the scarily funny notion of a respectable professional who suddenly refuses to shuck a party costume.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    The film remains buoyed by the same open heart that makes Tyler Perry's best work so endearing.
  4. The story, more a tangle of violent, symbolic gestures, regards economic exploitation with fetishistic, impossibly overdetermined abandon.
  5. James McTeigue's Breaking In is the sort of incompetently constructed thriller that gives B movies a bad name.
  6. Atom Egoyan is a much better director when he drops the art-film fanciness and wrestles directly with his inner voyeuristic weirdo.
  7. Writer-director Jason Lei Howden’s humor might have been tolerable if his film was at least reasonably imaginative.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 12 Critic Score
    Given the film's garrulous multitude of characters, one wishes they would all just shut up and sing.
  8. The film can never quite decide to what extent it wants to be either a light-hearted raunchy comedy or a darker comedic assessment of contemporary life.
  9. In none of its manifestations is grief as tidy and meticulously arranged as in Eric D. Howell's film.
  10. A blunt satire of the dehumanization inherent in social media that also gets off on said detachment.
  11. It only overcomes its deficiencies and gains a modicum of entertainment value precisely when it commits to its illogical storylines and exaggerated plot twists.
  12. The script leaps forward with an absurdity almost as great as Lincoln's own strength.
  13. An ambitious monster movie that attempts to explore the metaphorical ghosts lingering over the atrocities committed by the residents of a small, noxiously chummy Southern town, and whose collective closets obviously symbolize the troubled historical legacy of the American South at large.
  14. The film proves again that the modern-day veneration of Jane Austen as the patron saint of the rom-com is also an act of simplification.
  15. The film becomes an even broader consideration of individual fascinations and follies, of ways of responding to art without the boundaries of morality and reason.
  16. A coherent characterization of Robert Pattinson's striving schemer is nowhere to be found in this pedestrian period piece.
  17. The film is intended to be placed at the altar of Julian Schnabel, an artist so singular that words simply fail.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    The film recognizes how resolutely derivative it is, and it deigns to relish rather than efface that quality. The result is a trifle, but a fairly amusing one.
  18. The film is an unending source for the worst possible clichés and most overdone series of graphic matches in the history of film editing.
  19. It's the screenwriting equivalent of Ryan Adams sucking the pop vitality out of Taylor Swift's deliriously produced tunes.
  20. The pressures of Christmas prove too great to fight off and the need for feel-good holiday cheer inevitably veers the film toward half-hearted, sentimental drama that seems purely obligatory to its seasonal milieu.
  21. Director Timothy Reckart's The Star turns the greatest story ever told into just another kids' movie.
    • 42 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Notable mostly for its prime-era Savini bloodshed and a few quick glimpses of a young Holly Hunter (uttering about as many lines of dialogue as won her an Oscar a dozen years later for The Piano), returning to The Burning three decades later is like contemplating any summer at camp: Peel away your nostalgia, and you’ll be left with 20-second sex bouts and insect bites.
  22. As far as improvements go, Michael Myers’s revitalized brutality is arguably the only successful one that Halloween Kills makes.
  23. Throughout Dante Ariola's film, the expressions of the false-identity theme are multitudinous, and about as subtle as the Colin Firth character's choice for a new last name.
  24. With his Deception, Arnaud Desplechin renders one of a great author’s slighter works titanic by comparison.
  25. Suburbicon sees a bunch of candidly left-leaning movie stars doing their best to out-awful each other.

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