Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,792 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 33% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.2 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7792 movie reviews
  1. Maybe it's not the worst thing in the world that Storks doesn't take many cues from Pixar's tear-jerking playbook.
  2. Steven S. DeKnight's film lacks for Guillermo del Toro's visual acumen, but it makes up for that with an energetic sense of chaos throughout its front-and-center skirmishes, and in the end hedges closer to the nightmarish intensity of such inspirational texts as Hideaki Anno's Neon Genesis Evangelion.
  3. Doug Liman may effectively maintain a madcap energy through to the end, but unlike Adam McKay or Martin Scorsese, he isn't all that interested in explicating the complex inner workings of vast criminal enterprises.
  4. Ira Sachs, for all the tenderness of feeling he brought to Love Is Strange, wouldn't have countenanced the stacked-deck sentimentality that lies at this film's heart.
  5. It sticks firmly to a Kerouac-lite immersion into young love rather than a more provocative portrait of the hazards inherent to modern urban life.
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    Overall, the film's educational prerogatives tend to overwhelm its more interesting formal properties.
  6. Every element of La La Land is bound up in a referentiality that largely precludes the outpourings of emotion we come to musicals for.
  7. The film settles into a time-honored groove of so many forgettable juvenile comedies before it.
  8. Gianni Amelio bogs down into a family drama that's neither supplementary to the film's initial quest or a fulfilling substitute.
  9. The lack of tangible dramatic follow-through leaves the film feeling incomplete, indistinguishable from so much other undercooked festival fare.
  10. The film is just another fantasy of living only the good portions of the life of an artist.
  11. Transparently wearing metaphors on its singed sleeves, the film shuttles around courses of meaning and significance without committing to any.
  12. The film juggles a “follow the money” procedural with corporate espionage thriller, producing two competing tones that never reconcile into one fluid narrative.
  13. The film's meticulousness orchestration only calls attention to its dubious sense of purpose, which lies beyond human subjectivity.
  14. Kurosawa allows for a few brief flights of fancy, further abandoning realism for whimsical bursts of glowing color, but otherwise it's a humdrum slog of a voyage.
  15. A dour and withholding character study, Michel Franco's film invites more questions than it’s willing to answer.
  16. Writer-director Daniel Peddle's anthropological concerns never really wed themselves to a sturdy narrative bedrock.
  17. Pablo Larraín's thematic interests shift toward constructing a didactic tongue-lashing against the Catholic Church disguised as speculative fiction.
  18. A hollow bit of violence exposes the film's sense of empowerment as nothing more than a harmless sheep masquerading in wolf's clothing.
  19. Both Lola Dueñas and Laurent Lucas are impressively committed to their roles, but the film's script is elusive to a fault.
  20. Another link in an increasingly tiresome chain of naval-gazing think pieces posing as personal documentary.
  21. The Program is flashier and more self-conscious than many biopics, but it's ultimately just as hollow.
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    Order and righteousness being the product of one great man, The Equalizer 2 is symptomatic of a confused time when people are collectively looking for invulnerable superheroes who don't so much as speak truth to injustice as beat the hell out of it, and its cathartic pleasures leave a bad taste.
  22. The filmmakers aren't really interested in the space between what these women say and what they mean.
  23. The end result suggests Re-Animator as told through an airless CNN report.
  24. One wishes the director had as burning of an interest in significance as he does trickery and quippery.
  25. Of course, when the action gets underway, Bay unleashes that flashy id of his, and all of his flaws as a titan of blockbuster filmmaking come to the fore.
  26. Aside from the innate understanding of female friendship dynamics, it's hard to see exactly what else Mélanie Laurent brings to this overly familiar story.
  27. The imprint of Star Wars on everyday American life now feels so despotic that it's too much to ask a film like Solo to be moving or thrilling as a piece of cinema.
  28. The film is one long funereal slog in which the main character discovers something about herself that's almost immediately apparent.

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