Slant Magazine's Scores

For 7,775 reviews, this publication has graded:
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  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 64% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 6.3 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 59
Highest review score: 100 Mulholland Dr.
Lowest review score: 0 Jojo Rabbit
Score distribution:
7775 movie reviews
  1. The Program is flashier and more self-conscious than many biopics, but it's ultimately just as hollow.
  2. Jordan Galland confidently perches the film right on the razor’s edge separating absurdist comedy from horror.
  3. As it proceeds through a series of teary reconciliations in the last half-hour of its 110-minute run time, the film's didactic drama begins to grate, its treacly emotions feeling increasingly unearned.
  4. The film draws us through its play toward darker, too-seldom-considered sides of human and doggy nature.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Sadly, those looking for any insight into Journey from Ramona Diaz's documentary are going to have to look elsewhere.
  5. Battle Angel is by some distance the most entertaining of the recent crop of would-be franchise starters, exciting on its own merits while leaving just enough of its world tantalizingly unexplored to actually fuel our interest in wanting to see where its characters go from here.
  6. Books themselves become the story's key symbol, representing the past and future, loss and possibility, of a place that's ground zero for some of history's darkest days.
  7. Now that Zooey Deschanel has taken a detour into TV land, is Audrey Tautou the most insufferable pixy presence in cinema today?
  8. Valérie Lemercier’s film feels at once like a vanity project for its maker and a glorified fan tribute.
  9. It’s a film of familiar pleasures, but like Harold Faltermeyer’s still infectiously enjoyable synth-pop theme, they do remain highly pleasurable.
  10. Irony is a popular pose struck throughout these shorts, which are less revealing of the existentialist despair that death often rouses than they are of their makers' prejudices.
  11. It has the uncanny quality of an out-of-body experience, not a torn-from-the-heart confessional.
  12. Some voices of reason and skepticism do make an appearance to rebut and deflate Bill and Aubrey's monumental claims, but aren't allowed to fully elaborate on their arguments.
  13. Woody Allen and Joaquin Phoenix's collaboration on Irrational Man's antihero is the closest the film gets to a saving grace.
  14. Laurie Simmons isn’t so much creating art as a means to explore cinema’s effect on identity as she is conducting an act of indulgence.
  15. Only Jackie Chan, in a comedic supporting role as a Zen-trained cook who applies his culinary techniques on the battlefield (he "stir-fries" one enemy in a giant pot and "kneads" another like dough), provides any measure of relief.
  16. Ignoring the fact that BMX Bandits is as intimate as a trip to Toys “R” Us, it has almost nothing to offer in the way of impressive stuntwork, carefree yuks, or semi-competent acting. Trenchard-Smith, a master at condescending to his audience, clearly diluted Hagg and Edgeworth’s already toothless concept; that said, there was probably no good way to dress up a line as dire as “You’re right in the poo now, sister” or even “Your little walkie talkies have gone walkies.”
  17. Whether or not Vasilis Katsoupis’s film achieves escape velocity from genre limitations though overt sociopolitical commentary is questionable.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 38 Critic Score
    The film, hyper-aware of the shadow cast by the franchise’s history, struggles to both honor and redeem the past before everything comes to a close.
  18. An energetic but paper-thin genre exercise, filled with pleasant riffs on the standard heist flick, but ultimately lacking in payoff.
  19. A prisoner-of-war drama as fever dream, Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence fascinates mostly for the hit-and-miss alchemy of its discordant elements: in performance, pop-star charisma versus British actorliness; in narrative style, genre expectations coming up against modernist psychosexual undercurrents.
  20. Paddy Considine's benumbed ambiguity at least works against writer-director Shan Khan's reduction of honor killings to grist for the cheapest of pulpy thrills.
  21. There’s an admirably propulsive, single-minded sense of purpose to the film’s commitment to gore.
  22. Much like the work of generational cohort Michael Robinson, Alex Ross Perry's films are steeped in a viscous cultural past.
  23. Comes off as little more than a feature-length trashing of colleagues who director and celebrity photographer Kevin Mazur feels are giving his profession a bad name.
  24. Despite its title, there's actually very little dancing, or rhythmic flair, in You Don't Need Feet to Dance.
  25. The film disappoints in its refusal to allow for deeper articulations of racism beyond, well, visible and verbal displays of racism.
  26. Ryan Prows’s film comes across as just straight-up exploitative.
  27. Into a broad-strokes picture of a culture in crisis, Lauren Greenfield attempts to incorporate autobiographical elements, which results in some awkward narrative pivots and jarringly clunky voiceover.
  28. If Robert De Niro knew what was good for him, he'd certainly distance himself from this director and find a new path.
  29. Not even its problematically touristic gaze is enough to derail the fascination of this absurd tale's many nightmarish twists and turns.
  30. The film is preposterously conceived, but writer-director Stephen Susco so tightly, excitingly executes it that you hardly notice.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    Eva Husson's controversy-courting debut is neither as lewdly subversive or as raucously debauched as its provocative title.
  31. Say what you will about Burning Man, but writer-director Jonathan Teplitsky can't be accused of spoon-feeding his audience.
  32. The film is at least as likely to elicit laughs as shrieks, and certainly unlikely to leave a lasting impression.
  33. It's more about hyping Russell Brand as a constituent for the people than locating the means for sustained economic transformation.
  34. The film knots several strands of new-millennium despair into something that very nearly approximates greatness in its first half.
  35. Kevin Macdonald’s film never captures the spectrum of a life lived in unimaginable extremis.
  36. Oh, the things that money can buy.
  37. It's the rare coming-of-age narrative that manages to respect the tricky ambiguities of shifting perceptions.
  38. Guy Ritchie’s live-action remake is content to trace the original’s narrative beats with perfunctory indifference.
  39. Where When We Leave built to simple outage, this one concludes with a rush of complex, conflicting emotions.
  40. The frantic, grotesque imagery ironically only highlights Don Coscarelli's inability to truly cut ties with the constraints of accepted storytelling.
  41. As it strives for a grander metaphor of life in America, The Forever Purge resorts to sweeping generalizations that make the prior films in the series feel like pinnacles of subtlety.
  42. Ma
    In the end, the filmmakers settle for stigmatizing victimhood, abusing Sue Ann almost as much as her former tormentors.
  43. Director Max Winkler truly seems to believe that he’s cutting to the heart of the boulevard of broken dreams.
  44. The movie's final act tries, somewhat admirably, to consolidate the plot's myriad interpersonal conflicts.
  45. The film is seemingly terrified of boring us, offering one elaborate montage of catch and release (or of survey and flee) after another.
  46. Fonda might have been able to look good in most everything he was in, but even he can’t save a turd like Race with the Devil.
  47. After a while, the film’s parade of contrivances subsumes the acutely observed friendship at its core.
  48. On a political level, the film is far from a Godardian dialectic, so the view of history that emerges is, to say the least, blinkered.
  49. Here, “ohana” doesn’t just mean family but community, and the film does moving and spirited work in showcasing how crucial it is for us to lift each other up.
  50. The fatal flaw of the film is that it genuinely believes in the discreet charm of the bourgeoisie.
  51. Flag Day is little more than a near-two-hour montage of tear-streaked faces shouting blandly melodramatic lines at each other.
  52. Hysteria's happy ending isn't the type that calls for a cigarette, and it certainly isn't the one the film deserves.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    As an election-season reminder that our democratic system isn't functioning, it serves as a welcome wake-up call
  53. It does well to put more focus on delivering a plethora of jokes, imitations, zippy repartee, and sight gags than its plot's familiar machinations.
  54. Even taking into consideration the fact the A.J. Edwards edited To the Wonder, it's hard to recall a film so immensely and reductively in thrall to the work of another director.
  55. The narrative doesn't want for ambition, but Marc Webb proves unwilling, or incapable, of making this unwieldy story feel like anything but a deluge of backstory.
  56. There's satiric potential here, but Eli Roth's sense of humor abandons him when his hero isn't about to get down with the get down.
  57. Private Romeo feels more like a side project from the producers of Glee than some kind of novel queering of Shakespeare's text.
  58. When the appeal of the film's whimsy wears off, the fogginess of its historical perspectives comes to the fore.
  59. Christophe Honoré deposits all his chips on the comedic premise at the expense of character study and gravitas.
  60. If Takeshi Kitano does go forward with the rumored third volume, hopefully he'll conceive of some fresh angle on this increasingly dry material.
  61. Sam Hoffman respects his characters and evinces curiosity about their lives—and these qualities aren't to be taken for granted. But he isn't willing to disrupt his familiar and tightly structured plot.
  62. Paisley and McGuinness's intellectual back and forth is rendered so compellingly that one wishes the filmmakers didn’t feel a need to resort to a surfeit of momentum-killing plot contrivances.
  63. Fitfully engaging, but the documentary turns into a touchy-feely isn't-it-wonderful-we're-all-saved love fest as soon as the universalists begin to dominate the interview segments.
  64. An angry indie that favors hollow ridicule over credibility.
  65. The film frustratingly shrouds Nicholas Cage’s manic intensity in thick blankets of winking irony.
  66. After its bracing opening, the film begins to indulge the worst impulses of well-meaning liberal cinema.
  67. Sharp Stick shows that Lena Dunham’s preference for solipsistic protagonists with boundary issues has its limitations.
  68. If you're wondering where the Jim Carrey of "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" and "Dumb and Dumber" fame went, don't look to Mr. Popper's Penguins for answers.
  69. The result isn't drama so much as a waking nightmare of play-acting and predestined doom.
  70. The film functions as a handsomely mounted biopic that tells a little-known story with considerable passion.
  71. One can never fully shake the feeling that the sense of unease the filmmakers rouse, every act of seduction, infiltration, and vengeance they orchestrate, is borrowed.
  72. The film insists so forcefully that J.R. has lived a topsy-turvy, singular life that it abandons a potentially more rewarding approach of foregrounding how relatable many of his moments of self-discovery really are.
  73. This nearly pitch-black comedy is better than its tiresome use of '90s pop references, no matter how much they illuminate what the gals bonded over back in the day.
  74. Paul Schrader's film scrambles for contemporary relevance and finds only nihilistic hollowness.
  75. The film apes the style that James Wan established with the original Conjuring without establishing any real identity of its own.
  76. It's a pretty tired proposition to complain about movies being manipulative, but Café de Flore sets the bar especially low.
  77. Wagging a limp dick at a host of up-to-the-minute issues, Wanderlust, manages to feel current, and relatively funny, without ever becoming particularly pointed, resulting in a floppy but satisfactory middlebrow comedy.
  78. The film is a pointlessly complicated house of cards that crumbles due to its own hollowness.
  79. Farce and sincerity make more odd bedfellows across Aidan Zamiri’s meta mockumentary about Brat Summer.
  80. The relationship between the two leads neither deteriorates nor seriously improves and last-minute romantic developments don't so much as give shape to the narrative as play as perfunctory gestures of closure.
  81. The film is a quiet, tender triumph that leaves you feeling as if you've been embraced without you feeling had.
  82. The cogent character study nestled inside all the bombast remains crafty for its rare commingling of artful storytelling and genre nonsensicality.
  83. In the film, hardly any fact about cystic fibrosis is raised without being doubly, even triply, underlined for viewers.
  84. After a dangerous, even personal, first half, Deep Water becomes crude in all the wrong ways.
    • 53 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    As far as its subject matter goes, the documentary only scratches the surfaces, only reaffirming the simple idea that Internet censorship in China is prevalent and unfair.
  85. Whatever scant insight the prior films offered into Spain's waning Catholic belief has now been entirely replaced by fascist, cartoonish shows of wish-fulfillment prevarication.
  86. At the very least, Ryan Reynolds’s casting perfectly splits the difference between the adorable and the absurd.
  87. At once hopelessly amateurish and given to desperate assertions of auterist "virtuosity."
  88. Only Michel Shannon’s off-kilter timing brings The Quarry to sporadic life.
  89. Jig
    Jig doesn't twist itself into the self-important, exploitative think piece on youth ambition that Spellbound was, but it does convincingly suggest that its subjects are in it for more than sport.
  90. The film, with its dark-blue-hued cinematography and murky music, is all foreboding atmosphere.
  91. The constant foregrounding of so much well-executed incident only works to shortchange the heroes' yearnings and anxieties.
  92. Demons is a coffee-table book of a horror movie, reveling in a purity of transcendent revulsion that marks it as something that’s really only suitable for the truest and most devoted of aficionados. It’s a snob’s objet d’art, disguised as a blood offering.
  93. The rambling conversations and endless wandering through nature could let the film pass for a filler episode of Lost.
  94. Even as Samba struggles to hold onto his identity, the film becomes entangled in an identity crisis of its own.
  95. The only thing that offsets the film's self-negating revisionism are the scenes involving Gillian Anderson vicereine.

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