San Francisco Chronicle's Scores

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For 9,305 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 52% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.1 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Movie review score: 63
Highest review score: 100 Mansfield Park
Lowest review score: 0 Speed 2: Cruise Control
Score distribution:
9305 movie reviews
  1. It would require a near-lethal injection of nitrous oxide to induce laughter.
  2. Rod Lurie's heated but empty-headed remake re-creates the original's trudge toward savagery but can't re-create its social context - and doesn't bring anything new to the table.
  3. This poor excuse for a thriller turns, with a great crunching of gears, into a mess of a buddy comedy. Either way, it misfires.
  4. Moana 2 is finally here, ready to assault audiences this holiday season with one of the most ill-conceived sequels in Disney history. It took three directors to sink this movie — Dana Ledoux Miller, Jason Hand and David Derrick Jr. — and it’s so bad it feels like they did it on purpose.
  5. Everything that’s good about Cruella can’t obscure the fact that it was a very bad idea. The movie makes gestures toward style. It has first-rate costume design. The soundtrack contains a series of well-loved but mostly irrelevant pop songs from the 1960s and ’70s. But we still end up with a movie that should never have been made.
  6. As it stands,The Fourth Kind boasts a creepy kind of joke - and a confusing kind of horror.
  7. The rat problem happens only on the graveyard shift, accounting for the title of Stephen King's all-time worst movie -- and he's got a lot of them. [27 Oct 1990, p.C3]
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  8. Ideally It Could Happen to You should be fun all the way, with the audience confident things will turn out right. Instead it's mostly annoying, with an ending that feels tagged on.
  9. A disappointing sequel to the far funnier "Diary of a Mad Black Woman."
  10. Nia Vardalos has such a warm, alert energy that’s impossible to hate My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2, even as it’s impossible to like it, even a little.
  11. The need for a sequel was zero - proved by the fact that the characters end the movie pretty much exactly where they started it.
  12. In the important things, in all the ways that really count, Caché is a handsome fraud.
  13. The rambling Life Itself is a multigenerational drama about the messiness of life, but the emotional impact of the movie gets lost in the messiness of its screenplay. And though there is not one subpar acting performance, the film itself comes off as an exercise in self-consciousness.
  14. An ill-conceived comedy.
  15. The performers don't really seem at the top of their game here.
  16. The reboot of the "Friday the 13th" series is a pretty big mess - not particularly scary or interesting or even gory by 21st century movie standards.
  17. Squanders its comic capital on redundant bits about her perplexed family and secret society of fellow sex addicts.
  18. The worst kind of avant-garde film, one that hides its lack of commitment to the story, the characters and the genre under cover of being experimental. It mocks form and plays with form but offers nothing in its place, just boredom, emptiness and the oldest metaphor in captivity, about grass coming up through concrete.
  19. The only thing scary about the new version is realizing that someone keeps giving director Jan De Bont money to make movies.
  20. Anyone can make a bad movie, but it takes a good filmmaker to make one as bad as I'm Not There.
  21. About as weak a movie as can be made without actively trying.
  22. Sollima knows how to film violence, so individual moments stand out. What Sollima can’t do is make a good movie from a bad script.
  23. It plays like a string of cliches linked together to form a movie with not a single moment of surprise or originality.
  24. The film isn't very interesting because it isn't well made.
  25. If you see only one bad movie this year, definitely make it Knowing. The first major disappointment from director Alex Proyas is a disaster movie, a horror picture, a "Da Vinci Code"-style thriller and an end-of-days religious film all at once.
  26. Efron makes what he can of an impossible role. He’s watchable, that helps.
  27. The screenplay is so cognitively impaired that the filmmakers might have been better off hacking up "Fast Times at Ridgemont High," "Dazed and Confused" and "Dude, Where's My Car?" and then sticking together random bits with masking tape. At least that would have made some sense.
  28. The movie lacks the one thing that the classic "Three Musketeers" story can't do without: panache.
  29. A Quiet Place: Day One is about a cancer patient in hospice who hopes to die with dignity. Also, there are terrible monsters threatening humanity. What an odd idea for a horror prequel.
  30. Some long patches in this show are surprisingly boring and unfunny. Maybe part of the problem is that the rest of the world has caught up with Waters -- nowadays everyone's a provocateur. In-your-face gay-themed material is no longer such a novelty; there are simply fewer boundaries left to transgress.

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